Zerg daily life of earth people

"one."

Claudia began counting the darts that hit the target.

"two."

Another dart hits the bullseye!

Shelley:! ! !

I don't want to wear a skirt! !

Seeing that Claudia was only one step away from success, Shelley finally remembered to save himself belatedly. He picked up the plush toys on the booth and threw them at Claudia. Give him a precise blow.

The hand throwing the dart was twisted, so the last dart was finally shot empty, which is really gratifying.

Claudia took off the cloth strips covering her eyes and looked at him a little bit aggrieved. Even though he didn't say anything, that sad expression expressed everything.

Shelley explained dryly: "Suddenly my hand slipped."

Claudia thought for a while that winning or losing is not the point, but benefits are the point, so he asked, "Then do you wear a skirt?"

"That's impossible." Shelley rejected him righteously: "Because, you lost!"

Claudia's expression became so indescribable in an instant: "But, didn't I lose because of your slippery hands?"

"Then you lose too." Shelley started the boyfriend unreasonable mode, "So the little skirt is gone, you lose."

Claudia was extremely wronged: "You are cheating like this."

"I'm cheating, what do you do with me?" Shelley smiled like a villain: "I'm happy when I'm cheating, and I'm happy when I'm cheating. Hit me! Hit me! Hahaha!"

At this time, Shelley was as rampant as a brat who didn't hit the house for three days, and said "my mother hasn't hit me for three days", but it made Claudia angry. He couldn't fight, and he couldn't bear to say another word, so he could only gently pinch his cheeks with his hands, which was considered as compensation.

Of course, even if he pinched his face twice, his Jiaojiao Shelley was still not happy, and directly complained: "You pinched me, it's too bad! Clodia, I didn't expect you to be like this females."

So Shelley, the rambunctious cat, stood on the moral high ground again, turned over and sang the serf, shaking his face so vigorously that he almost wrote the words "I need to be coaxed" clearly on his face, so arrogant batch.

Claudia sighed helplessly, what else can I do with the little Xiongzi I found?Of course, I had to finish coaxing even when I was kneeling, so I changed my body and turned on the pampering mode.

Do you want to see the latest movie?Walk!

Want to go to the new dessert house?Walk!

Do you like this?purchase!

Do you want this?purchase!

Isn't this pretty?purchase!

Anyway, after such a round, his cat Shelley was coaxed into a happy smile by him, and his eyes were full of stars, which was really a sense of accomplishment.

After the purchased spoils were checked back by the mall staff, Shelley and Claudia went to a newly opened undersea restaurant to check in for dinner and take a break along the way.

It was a restaurant built directly in the aquarium. After walking through the long undersea tunnel, the waiter directly led the way before arriving at the reserved seat.

The walls of the restaurant are made of transparent glass. Shelley put his hand on it curiously. The glass is very thick and feels cold to the touch, but the clarity is perfect.From one side of the wall, you can directly see the beautiful world on the other side.

For ornamental purposes, hidden lights are installed inside the seabed. Under the special light, the colorful swimming fish show bright colors. They sometimes shuttle among the corals, and sometimes gather together to play and play.There are sea turtles swimming leisurely, jellyfish stretching their bodies and dancing, and manta rays chasing mischievously.The starfish moved slowly, the hermit crab sneaked out its head, the octopus hid itself, and the clownfish groomed itself.Everything is so novel and interesting, and this kind of vivid beauty cannot be compared with artificial carving.

Shelley's eyes were wide open, and she was so happy that she almost fell on the glass. Claudia thought that the waiter was coming soon, and it was not appropriate to let the little male continue to stick to the wall. If other females Seeing this side, he will be jealous.

But before he had time to speak, Shelley's optical brain started the message notification sound again. This time, without Claudia's reminder, Shelley got down and sat on the seat to check the message.

Claudia was a little curious. In fact, since he was shopping just now, he has been wanting to ask: Who are you sending messages to, and he kept typing and replying along the way.I post it when I go shopping, when I go to the bathroom, when I watch a movie, and even now when it’s time to eat! !

This is a bit too much! !I am your target! !I am so handsome and suave, and the handsome guy in Yushu Linfeng is sitting beside you, why don't you look at me directly? ! !So which goblin are you chatting with? ? !explain!Who is it! !Which shameless little goblin dares to poach my corner! !

At this time, Claudia has completely turned into lemon essence, and all kinds of old vinegar are overwhelming in his heart. If Shelley is not obsessed with typing and replying messages, he only needs to look up and find that Claudia The little expression that makes people sore to the point of toothache.

But Shelley didn't see it, and Claudia didn't intend to say it so bluntly. It would be too petty and unmannered, and even interfered with Xiao Xiongzi's normal communication. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding?After all, everyone has privacy and social circles!

Claudia tried hard to convince herself, but couldn't help it anymore. He put on a business-like smile, but the words he said were full of jealousy: "Who are you chatting with? Do I know you?" Seeing that you have been bowing your head and texting all day today, I almost feel that my boyfriend’s position is not worthy of the name, no matter how you look at it, it is not as important as your optical brain.”

He spoke lightly, and his voice was gentle and gentle, but Shelley suddenly woke up with a shock, and he finally realized that the atmosphere in the room was not right, and the smell of vinegar in Clodia's words.

What is this calm before the storm? !Shelley quickly put down the optical computer in his hand, covered the side of the screen on the table with his backhand, and then quickly explained: "The optical computer is not as important as you! This is your illusion! You have to believe in me In my heart, you will always be the most beautiful boy!"

Shelley spoke swearingly, but as soon as he finished speaking, the light brain jumped out of a text message prompt with a "ding~".

Claudia raised her eyelids, raised her chin arrogantly, and signaled him to read the text message.In an instant, Shelley felt that the expression of his true feelings just now was in vain!

What's the matter with this feeling that I had a secret meeting with Xiaomi but was caught by my wife on the spot! !This is my illusion!It must be an illusion! !

Helpless, Shelley could only continue to reply the text message, then adjusted to silent mode, and then smirked at Claudia, intending to get away with it.

But Claudia was unwilling to let him go so simply, and still asked with that gentle and gentle attitude: "Who is it? Can you let me take a look at it?"

This kind of girlfriend's sense of déjà vu is even more important!Shelley, who smelled the dangerous information, his hair stood on end like a frightened little animal. He thought of those boys on the earth who were looking for a partner, because when his girlfriend was in a bad mood, he suddenly spoke improperly or behaved improperly, which led to A human tragedy in which the subject flew away.Then he began to fidget and quickly explained: "It's just some boring posts, there's nothing to see, so don't read them."

This meant refusal, and Claudia narrowed her eyes vigilantly in an instant, only he knew what jealous sea Hengbo was thinking in her heart.

At this time, the waiter came over with the menu and asked them to order. Claudia took a look at the menu and pictures and ordered a few dishes that Xiao Xiongzi would like according to Xiao Xiongzi's usual taste, and then asked the waiter to continue.

Shelley carefully peeked at Claudia's face, but didn't see anything tricky. When he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he thought his operation was stable, but it turned out that he was too happy.

The serving speed of this restaurant is quite fast. They had just finished ordering the menu on their front feet, and a basket of delicious crab roe and shrimp dumplings was brought up by the waiter on their back feet.

The skin of the crab roe and shrimp dumplings was so thin that you could even see the color of the stuffing inside. They stayed on the steamer one by one crystal clear, and they were still steaming hot, not to mention how much they moved their index fingers.

Shelley was a little greedy and picked up the chopsticks on the table and wanted to pick them up, but Claudia quickly moved the whole cage of crab roe and shrimp dumplings to her, leaving Shelley empty-handed.

Claudia asked him knowingly, "Want to eat?"

Shelley nodded reservedly, and then looked at him with sincere eyes, hoping that Claudia would get to know him quickly and hand over the crab roe and shrimp dumplings.

Claudia understood Shelley's hint, but she also discussed the conditions with him: "Want to eat it? Then how about showing me it? Let me take a look and I'll eat it for you. "

Shelley: ...

It's a bit outrageous, your vinegar is a bit inexplicable.

Shelley's temper also came up, he made a fake move, first he made a gesture to hand over the optical brain, and then took it back when Claudia reached out to take it.

Shelley laughed wildly: "Do you want it? I just won't give it to you! Isn't it just crab roe and shrimp dumplings? I won't eat anything today. What else can you do with me?"

Claudia was at a loss for words in an instant, looking at Shelley as if she was looking at a sand sculpture cat who didn't have a B number in her heart, so she stopped being polite to him, picked up the crab roe and shrimp dumpling and took a bite.

The delicacy mixed with the freshness of the shrimp and the beauty of the crab roe gave off an extremely tempting aroma after Claudia took a bite. It was just that aroma that Shelley swallowed involuntarily, and he regretted it , so hungry.

Seeing Shelley's expression, Claudia knew that his cat was hooked, so she picked up another shrimp dumpling and enticed him: "Are you sure you don't want to eat it? This is very delicious!"

Shelley pouts and gets angry, but he doesn't want to make Claudia happy!So he stuck his neck and refused even more firmly: "I said no, I just don't want it. Don't waste your efforts, I won't let you succeed!"

After speaking, he ignored people like a puppet cat who was angry with the shit-shoveling authority.Claudia smiled lowly when he saw him like this, and wanted to tease him even more, so she explained to him in a particularly malicious way:

"Do you know what ingredients the crab roe in this crab roe and shrimp dumpling is made of? It is a kind of crown giant crab unique to the blue whale sea planet. It lives in the deep sea and has infinite strength. It is very troublesome to hunt any one. matter."

"And the origin of this shrimp is not small. It is called Crystal Cloud Shrimp. It is a specialty of Ziyun Planet. It can only live in the local water quality. The annual output is rare and it is a special offering. So if you miss it this time, next time If you want to taste it again, you have to queue up for various appointments, and you will have to wait for a long time. So are you sure you don’t want to eat?”

Hearing what he said, Shelley became even more sad, and his mouth became more greedy, but he let out all the cruel words, so he could only continue to be stubborn: "Don't eat! Take it away!"

While they were talking, the waiter was well-trained with a tray and served all the dishes one by one.Shelley secretly glanced at the delicious dishes on this table, and was so sad that she was about to cry, but Claudia continued to introduce:

"The first dish is grilled wing tiger steak. You have also eaten wing tiger meat. It tastes very good when grilled, especially the wing tiger meat selected in this restaurant is just about to reach the age of adulthood. , the taste is the best."

"The second dish is steamed black gold abalone. Black gold abalone is not uncommon. The strange thing is that each black gold abalone is just big enough to fill a plate. The strangely shaped plate you are looking at is actually made of its shell. Polished."

"The third dish is jasmine smoked fish. He uses tea as a dish, seasoned with jasmine tea juice and fish sauce to enhance the freshness, and then boils the fried fish pieces with the juice. The final taste is slightly sweet and crispy. It has a floral scent."

"This fourth course..."

Shelley felt that his ears were "buzzing", whether he could see or not eat, he felt that he was so sad, and the resentment in his eyes towards Claudia almost materialized.It is said that an angry girlfriend can't be offended, but an angry female insect can't be offended either! !Didn't it mean that I didn't show you the optical brain? !As for being so petty? !

Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous.

Maomao is very angry and the consequences are serious.

Shelley unlocked the fingerprint lock of the optical brain, then pushed the optical brain directly from the table to Claudia, and motioned him to look at it with his eyes.

Claudia, who got her wish, clicked on the latest news contact and found a number named Lydia. All the historical chat information in it has been cleared, and only the last message is left like this :

When are you free, come to my place.

At the bottom of the information, an address location is thoughtfully attached.

Although I know it's unlikely, but this can't be a real little fairy who doesn't want a b-face, right?Claudia looked at Shelley suspiciously, hoping he could explain who this was.

As a result, Feng Shui took turns, and this time it was Shelley's turn to take Joe, so he held back his anger and didn't tell him the answer, and even deliberately teased him: "Want to know who that is?"

Claudia nodded, looking at him expectantly.

"I won't tell you." Shelley smiled badly, and the bad water in his heart came out one after another. He had already thought about the countermeasures and how to fight back, so he began to propose slowly: " But isn't there an address on it? We can go there together after dinner, and you'll know when the time comes."

This proposal was immediately approved by Claudia, so after enjoying a sumptuous lunch, Claudia began to wait on his little male again, and then drove the suspension car according to the address. The positioning navigation has reached the destination.

This is a jewelry store surviving in the depths of the business district. Its location is not obvious, and the exterior decoration is very low-key, but when Clodia walked in, she was almost dazzled by the dazzling array of jewelry. If he didn't come here today, he wouldn't even know that there is such a place in the main star.

Shelley took him by the hand and walked inside. An old female with glasses and white hair received them:

"You are Mr. Shelley! I am Lydia. I have contacted you in a text message before. I have prepared what you want. Now you can come over and have a look at the samples."

Claudia was a little dazed. There was always a guess in his heart that was about to break out, but he didn't dare to really guess, for fear that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

The female named Lydia took out an exquisite box from a safe. Once the box was opened, a pair of radiant rings were displayed side by side.

It is a typical Zerg ring style, divided into two types, male and female, and the material is the popular star diamond, the most dazzling is the design of this pair of rings, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is ingenious.

"You didn't have time to come here before, and I don't know the size, so I can only temporarily make a sample for you to see the effect, and then modify it later. Since both of you are here today, can we measure the size? ?”

As soon as Lydia finished speaking, Claudia stretched out her hand to measure the size, and then it was Shelley's turn. After they both had their fingers measured, Claudia turned her head to meet Shelley whispered, "This is for me, isn't it?"

"No." Shelley's expression was grim.

Claudia laughed lowly, she seemed to have teased his little male just now, but now she is very angry.

"If it's not for me, who is it for?"

"It's not for you anyway." Shelley continued to insist: "It's for my future female monarch."

"Isn't your future female queen going to be me!" Claudia said in this respect without any sense of disobedience, "Why did you measure my size if it wasn't for me? So it must be for me Right!"

Shelley glanced at him, not wanting him to be so complacent, so he deliberately said: "So you performed well, so I gave it to you, but you didn't perform well just now, so I won't give it to you for the time being. "

"Ah, why are you doing this?" Claudia was wronged by Shelley's rambunctious remarks, so she ignored it and said, "Anyway, if I see it, it's mine, and it's useless for you to go back on your word."

Seeing that he was so happy, Shelley didn't want to bully him anymore, so she also laughed.

Claudia's mood finally cleared up when she saw the little male, so she started to ask for benefits for herself again: "Do you know what it means for a male to give a ring to a female in the Zerg race?"

know.

Shelley glanced at him and said nothing, but gave the answer in his heart:

It is an agreement.

We agreed—

For the rest of my life, you are my blatant preference.

The author has something to say:

I thought I could write about little skirts in this chapter!It turned out that I was careless!Writing is gone.

Shelley, our cat, actually wanted to make a surprise, but the surprise flew

Next chapter, next chapter, I will definitely release the little skirts you ordered! ! !Stupid writers do what they say! ! !Run away with the lid on your head~

The next chapter will be updated on Wednesday