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What the hell happened while I was away? ?

Otherwise, why would my little Xiongzi think of going on a blind date with a friend?Is this because I don't have enough rivals in love? ?Sure enough, the males are all big trotters! !

The grief-stricken Claudia immediately called Shelley, then smiled on the surface, and asked why he suddenly had such an idea in his heart.

So Shelley brought up Hai'an's remarks. Faced with Claudia's insinuation, Shelley said with a big heart: "I just went to meet my friends for a blind date and have a meal. What can happen? , I am a male who has a target, how can he still fall in love with me?"

How is it impossible? !Claudia is going crazy, do you think the female insect is such a moral creature?A blind date can even come across the good thing of buy one get one free, which female is not careless?Those who don't have any thoughts are not called females! !

Claudia, who drank a few big vats of vinegar, and the little man who is full of inner drama, intends to use his mind to kill the blind date who may become a love rival out of thin air. Of course, he is still considerate on the surface. He asked Xiao Xiongzi all kinds of greetings, and then took advantage of Shelley's slack to ask about the location of the blind date. He was going to kill him with a knife the next day, and give him a blow.

After hanging up the phone, Claudia went on a brain search: The little boy who promised to be with me for the rest of his life went on a blind date with a friend. What kind of signal is this? ?

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Floor 1: Either Xiaoxiongzi has his own ideas or his friend wants to introduce someone to him, otherwise there is no blind date that needs to be accompanied these days!

Floor 2: The above is quite right, as a female, if I can get a good deal like buy one get one free when I am on a blind date, I will be fine!

Floor 3: Is the host not attractive enough?Can't keep Xiao Xiongzi's heart?

Floor 4: It doesn't have to be because of lack of charm, right?No matter how good-looking the female insect is, she faces the same face every day, maybe the little male wants to eat wild food with a fresh taste?After all, males can marry many females!He said that where one life is, one can really live one life.

Floor 5: The top priority is to knock out your love rival first, and then change into a fresh look to win back Xiaoxiongzi's heart!If you are innocent, you can change to a sexy look.If you are a sunny man, you can also take the melancholy prince route. Anyway, there must be contrast. As long as there is contrast, there will be freshness. If there is freshness, then you will win half of the battle!

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Netizens' brainstorming has opened up new ideas for Claudia. The self-proclaimed Bai Fumei is thinking about what kind of contrasting look he can change for himself to give Xiao Xiongzi a fresh feeling. At this time, he looked at some pictures on the side of the page. A pop-up advertisement for a game that is not suitable for children, instantly inspired! !

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The next day, Century Square.

The Century Plaza of the first main star is a commercial street that has only emerged in the past two years. At the beginning of construction, all the layouts were designed according to the aesthetics of male insects.After the completion of the commercial street, it has indeed achieved a very perfect success, because its design style is favored by male insects, and the arrival of male insects has driven a large number of female insects who want to meet their true destiny here romantically. It produced a huge advertising effect, making Century Plaza an iconic dating site for Zerg.

Shelley followed Haian's address and found him in a leisure bar with a quiet and elegant environment.I don't know if it was because of the daytime or because they were greeted beforehand, but they were the only guests in the store at this time.There are musicians playing the moon qin on the stage, the tune is lyrical and the sound is beautiful.On the other hand, Hai'an randomly chose a secluded corner to sit alone, listening to the performance with relish, and when he saw Shelley coming, he quickly raised his hand to invite him to come and sit with him.

"Knowing that you like desserts, I chose this place specially. Their desserts are delicious." Hai'an pushed a plate of small cakes in front of Shelley, and then told him about today's blind date calmly. :

"I've read the information, he's a son of a noble family, he looks young and promising, and he looks pretty good, and you palm your eyes together, maybe it will suit your eyes?"

Shelley, who was belatedly aware of it, finally discovered Haian's intention to be a matchmaker, and helplessly rejected him: "I have a partner, I don't need to look at other females."

"It's okay if you don't like it, just take it as a look at my character."

Hai'an doesn't force it, he just thinks that a male will have the idea of ​​"forever". It's just that he knows too few females. After he has seen more about the world, he won't insist on it anymore. After all, he doesn't try too much. How to know which one is best for you.

Just when Shelley and Hai'an were exchanging private conversations, a well-dressed female came up to them, and her attitude seemed to be Hai'an's blind date today.

With red hair, protruding eyebrows, and a very handsome face, Shelley seemed familiar.

"Hi, I'm Aman."

As soon as the female worm opened her mouth, Shelley finally understood why the female worm looked so familiar. Isn't this just Claudia's hair? !Shelley's eyes widened, feeling very surprised by this unexpected meeting.

After Aman took his seat, he first greeted Hai'an cautiously, and after briefly introducing himself, he turned his head to Shelley and asked hesitantly, "Are you Shelley?"

Hai'an, who was not interested in Aman at first, became energetic in an instant, comparable to Yun who fell into the melon field, and his eyes lit up three points because of the look of eagerness waiting for the melon to eat: "You two So you know each other?"

Hai'an even asked, and Aman had no choice but to explain clearly the original relationship with Shelley.Probably because of such a premise of familiarity, Haian's attitude has improved a lot, and it is no longer the look of being indifferent to Aman at the beginning.

Probably because the atmosphere of the chat was not bad, Aman took the initiative to bring up the original incident to Shelley: "I always thought you were very good-looking before, but when we hit it off, I always thought that we knew each other before, and I knew the reason later. "

Shelley's curiosity was aroused, so she pretended to be listening attentively and waited for the next article.

Aman turned on his optical computer, picked out an old photo from the folder and pointed it out to him: "Look, don't you two look alike?"

On the photo is a female insect in a military uniform, tall and tall, with a dashing and heroic posture, the alienation and desolation between the eyebrows can't hide the brightness of the facial features, it seems that the scene in the photo has been taken for many years.

"Who is this?"

Hai'an leaned his head over to watch the excitement, while looking at the military female in the photo, he turned his head to look at Shelley in front of him, and then exclaimed in surprise: "Shelley, you two really look alike, This similarity is at least 60.00%, it’s just another version of you with sex change. If you don’t know, you think you two are father and son?!”

Shelley also felt very surprised, and then he heard Aman continue to explain: "This is my little uncle. Since he got married, he seldom goes home. Later, he passed away in an accident. I have never seen him again, so I didn’t think about it for a while, and I didn’t find it strange until I found the photos a few days ago.”

Hai'an thought of Aman's background, and asked uncertainly: "Your little uncle who passed away, could it be Major General Moran who married into the Black Widow family?"

"Huh? So you know it too!"

After getting an affirmative answer, Hai'an also began to marvel at this encounter, "How can I not know, after all, that is the female of my idol! As far as I know, the relationship between Professor Ji Lian and his female The relationship is very good, but it's a pity that since the Black Widow family broke out in a battle to seize power within the Black Widow family more than ten years ago, Major General Moran directly died with several family traitors and died in hell."

"Since then, Professor Ji Lian has been depressed. He would rather bear the high annual single tax of the Male Insect Association than continue to marry a female monarch and take in female servants."

Aman also lamented the impermanence of the world: "You are right, Professor Ji Lian and Major General Moran, their relationship back then was indeed very good, if Major General Moran was still around, their children would soon be able to come of age .”

"Did Professor Ji Lian and his female monarch conceive insect eggs? Why didn't I know about this?!"

Hai'an considers himself a little fanboy, and his idol has such a big thing as a child, but he doesn't know it at all, which is really shocking.

Aman explained to him: "It is true that there was a bug egg, but it is a pity that the luck was not good. When the Patriarch seized power, it happened to coincide with Major General Moran's labor period. As a result, you also know that Major General Moran died. Die, the bug eggs in his stomach naturally couldn't be kept."

Hai'an couldn't help sighing: "It's really a pity."

Shelley listened to the gossip and ate a stomach full of melons, before he had time to express his emotions.All of a sudden, the lights in the store dimmed instantly, and the musicians playing the moon qin on the performance stage receded like a tide, and then the wall on the performance stage slowly moved upwards, as if a switch had been pressed. It reveals the secrets inside.

The beams of the spotlights all hit the stage, and a band was already getting ready in the background. An old antique suspension car slowly drove out from behind the wall, and a blond-haired, blue-eyed female insect jumped out of the suspension car. He wears a unique diamond forehead, and a black and red dress with a very strong stage style. The neckline is extremely open and decorated with layers of folds. Diamond sequins and crystals are used on the cuffs and clothes. Embellishment, the whole shape is unique and very eye-catching.

Hai'an stared intently, obviously attracted.

Aman had an expression of "I'm going blind".

And Shelley, who saw clearly who was on the stage, sprayed out the water he just drank in his mouth.

The light focused on him, as if he was loved by thousands of people, making him look radiant. Claudia winked at Shelley, making a very seductive gesture. If time stopped here, this scene is actually okay. A sexy and provocative comment, but when he sang in that deep and provocative voice, Shelley felt that he would not be able to resist:

The moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep

I'm your bitch baby

The male on the other side looks over

I'm your female worm, cutie

I went up to the hall and down to the kitchen

Capable of writing and martial arts, courageous and resourceful

You can beat bad guys, but you can also climb out of bed

36 meter of love

Eighteen kinds of martial arts on the bed

I am proficient in everything

Oh~ my little boy~

Your female is online

Please pay attention to check~~

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Shelley's head popped up and down, and the sky was full of thunder, and he couldn't find his state in an instant: Who am I?where am I?Who is this guy?Is he being worn?Where is my boyfriend?What about a boyfriend who is my age?Who is this guy who looks like he took the wrong medicine?

Well, it's a bit outrageous and I don't really want to claim it.

Shelley felt that his eyes were going to go blind, especially when Claudia didn't get the enthusiastic response from Xiao Xiongzi, and he spontaneously blew him a kiss~~

Shelley felt that a string in his head broke with a "bang", and then he looked at Claudia as if he saw Ellie in clothes like clothes, thousands of words could only be reconciled into Hong Shixian's classic line :

"You are so rude."

The author has something to say:

Claudia has always positioned herself as: Noble Bai Fumei!

So he felt that if he wanted to make a contrast, he must be passionate and charming!But it seems a bit too hard, and it has completely become a sand sculpture with a serious illness!Ha ha ha ha.