Zerg daily life of earth people

The first main star villa area

The sun was just right outside, and the warm light came in from the window, refracting bright beams of light on the glass.

The interior is decorated in European style, showing luxurious and luxurious design everywhere.At this time, Hai'an was in this room, holding a few red roses to make vases of flowers.He poured water into the vase, took off the excess leaves under the rose, and then inserted them into the vase one by one to make shapes.

This was originally a very peaceful scene, if the servant's hurried footsteps did not disturb the tranquility of the room.

"Master Hai'an, Mr. Keli is here."

As soon as the servant's words fell, the rose in Hai'an's hand was crushed by him. The originally delicate and beautiful flower turned into rotten petals in an instant, and the blood-like juice flowed down and dripped from his wrist. on the ground.

Hai'an threw away the rose expressionlessly, then took out a handkerchief and wiped his fingers lightly.Not long after, an uninvited guest came to this room.

A middle-aged female with a serious expression and frowning brows strode in from the outside, walking like the wind. When he came, he came in a grand manner, with many servants standing in two rows at the door.

Mr. Klee is the female monarch of his male father, and also a S-class female over 200 years old. She was born in the Titan rhinoceros beetle family. With a rebellious character, even his biological father dared to avoid his edge.

After Klee entered the room, he glanced at the room casually, found a chair and sat down, and began to ask directly: "Do you have any objections to the blind date I arranged?"

Hai'an replied with lowered eyebrows: "I dare not, you know it."

Klee is still very satisfied with his humble appearance, even though he knows that it is probably fake, but the beating is still indispensable: "Hai'an, although you are not my biological cub, but in Outside you still have to call me female father, I have the responsibility of educating you, so you must be obedient when you should be obedient, I am not discussing with you, I am notifying you! So you must find yourself position, don’t have any ideas against me.”

No matter how angry he was in his heart, Hai'an could only agree indifferently: "Okay."

Klee's attitude towards him was still a bit unsatisfactory, so he asked straight to the point: "So let me ask you again, why did you reject all the blind dates I found for you last time?"

Hai'an replied with a smile: "I have already met them according to your request, but they are too old and do not meet my aesthetics, so I refused."

Klee frowned again, obviously dissatisfied with his answer: "Haian, you don't seem to care much about what I told you, I remember my original words: you go to meet all these blind dates , and then choose two pleasing ones to be your female servants."

"The point of my words has never been whether their looks conform to your aesthetics, but that you have to pick two out to be female servants."

"Haian, you let me down, and I will punish you."

Hearing this, Hai'an was also angry and didn't bother to continue pretending. He yelled over directly: "Mr. Keli, I am a male, how dare you try to touch me? Even if you are a judge from a family, the Male Protection Law It will also make you unable to eat, so you will walk around."

"Hai'an, you called me wrong again, you should call me female father." Klee's voice was indiscriminate, but anyone who knew him already knew that he was on the verge of fury, "You are a male, how could I dare Move you? But if I want to deal with a female slave, then no one can say no. Come on, bring me that bitch——!"

"Kerry, don't go too far!" Hai'an was so angry that he didn't even bother to address him, "If you have any dissatisfaction, just come to me. What kind of skill do you have to make things difficult for my female father? You have only used this since you were young." Trick, haven’t you used this set of tricks badly yet?!”

"It doesn't matter if you use the tricks badly, anyway, you only eat this one, right?" Klee said leisurely: "In the Zerg Marriage Law, there are three levels: female monarch, female servant, and female slave. As a female monarch I have the responsibility to manage the backyard of the male master, educating the cubs and punishing the female slaves are both my duties."

"And female slaves are just a commodity. People can be husbands and bullies. He is a criminal female and is not protected by the law. Even if I kill him, who dares to say anything about me? The blame can only be blamed on him being a good law-abiding citizen, committing a crime, and finally falling to this point, otherwise, even if he is just an ordinary female servant, how dare I treat him like this, are you right?"

Hai'an's heart was cold, and not long after, a guard tied up a ya female and threw it in front of them.Hai'an wanted to rush up, but was stopped by his servants. Kerry raised his eyelids, and ordered to go down indifferently: "Fifty lashes."

"You villains!" Hai'an's eyes were tearing, he tried his best to break out of the encirclement, but his natural weakness made him unable to recover, so he could only watch helplessly as the guards handed over his biological female father Dragging down in embarrassment.

A servant covered his eyes with his hand and said, "Master Hai'an, such a female slave punishment scene is not suitable for you to watch, so please close your eyes."

Close your eyes as if you don't know anything?Then why don't you goug out my eyes and make me go blind, wouldn't it be better?Hearing the faint sound of whipping in the distance, Hai'an finally lost control of his emotions. Because of the helpless cruel reality, he finally lowered his head: "Mr. Cleary, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I was wrong, please don't do it again." Punish my female father."

Klee made a gesture to stop the sound of punishment outside. After all, what he needed was to make Haian obey, not to make him rebellious.

"Haian, you called the wrong one again."

Hai'an's body became stiff, and finally he could only reply reluctantly: "Father, I'm sorry, please forgive me this time."

Klee nodded in satisfaction and said, "It's good that you have this awareness, Hai'an. The family has raised you for so long, and you are already an adult. Now it's time for you to make some contributions to the family."

"What do you want me to do?" Hai'an asked resignedly.

Klee handed him a piece of information at hand and said, "This is the female candidate I have chosen for you. I believe you will not let me down, right?"

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Ever since the shooting of the mecha commercial, Shelley has been shrouded in an air of lovelessness. He feels that his straight man's integrity has been completely broken into scum, and he can't put it together anymore. From then on, his integrity is a passerby .

I thought this was a very unfortunate thing, but when the director came up with another contract and wanted Shelley to continue to act, he sneaked a glance at the script, good guy, dance in the palm of the mecha!Which scriptwriter wrote this script, was he struck by lightning? !Otherwise, how did he grow such a miraculous brain circuit!

Shelley felt that his three views had been seriously challenged, because the outline of the script was: a beautiful and charming insect dressed in a gauze dance dress as thin as onion wings, danced barefoot under the moon and turned into a fairy with bells on his feet .And the place to dance is naturally the palm of the mech.

Shelley became Spartan in an instant! That little expression was so shocked that he couldn't express it.Obviously, if he signed the contract in the director's hands, then the cosplayer Zhao Feiyan dancing in the palm of the script is intended to be performed by him.So he immediately came up with a rejection three times:

No, no!find someone else!

This can't be done!Can't do it! !

Your script is very good, but it is not suitable for me. I believe you will meet better ones in the future!So let's let each other go and be safe!

Faced with the director's begging, Shelley perfectly interpreted what it means to be like a man with a heart like a rock.Of course, after the refusal was over, he felt that his soul had been sublimated in an instant, and his straight man who had run away from home slowly returned.As for the black history of taking pictures of small skirts?Hmph, as long as I don't admit it, then nothing has ever happened! !

So Shelley, who picked up the male mecha, happily returned to the school district room and continued to be his dead house with peace of mind.Until the mecha advertisement became popular overnight, and then the advertisement was forcibly removed overnight and disappeared without a trace, the nervous Shelley didn't feel any difference in life.

He still sends messages to Claudia every day, and looks at the calendar to count the days waiting for his female father to arrive, until an unexpected phone rings one day, and Shelley, who is looking at the caller ID, quickly picks it up.

"Shelley, I'm going on a blind date these two days, can you go with me?" Hai'an warmly invited.

Why do you go on a blind date and I go to accompany you?Be a light bulb? ?Shelley didn't want to go, mainly because he was afraid that something would happen, because the Zerg was really not particularly ethical in this respect.In the past, there was "fire prevention, theft, and female insect prevention", and later there was the bitter history of "my friend accompanied me to go on a blind date, but the friend took the position".

He still remembers Tu Ban's post "I've met a male god on a blind date!"I was so nervous, in order to make myself less nervous, I took my friend to accompany me, but my friend and the male god got married, so I was so embarrassed! "It tells such a sad story that the listener is sad and the hearer sheds tears.

Shelley narrated his worries, but after hearing what he said, Haian laughed so hard that tears almost fell down:

"Shelley, why are you so funny? Do you usually visit female insect forums? No matter what you see, there are only some weird female insect posts. This is usually something that female insects worry about! Are the males worried about this?"

"Since you are worried about this, let me tell you the truth. The blind date is arranged by my family. I don't really want to go, but I can't refuse it. It's a bit annoying and I can only bite the bullet. I just really don't want to be alone. Eat there and listen to the other party's awkward chat, that's why I took you as company, what you are worried about can't happen, if the other party really empathizes with you, I dare to praise him for being brave."

Now that the conversation has reached this point, Shelley can't continue to refuse, so he can only agree.After hanging up the phone, he thought for a moment and decided it was time to give his boyfriend some excitement.So he turned on his optical brain and sent a message to Claudia: "Tomorrow, I will go on a blind date with my friends."

Claudia, who just took great pains to remove all the advertisements, intending to monopolize Xiao Xiongzi and secretly monopolize her beauty: ...

The author has something to say:

In fact, my first ad version was not the hero save the beauty, but the mecha palm dance. Later, I felt too shameful and replaced it with the male insect prince version of the hero save the beauty, hahahaha!

The next chapter is Claudia who came with a knife, hahaha.

The annual New Year's Day is here, and I am facing the challenge of hell mode as an e-commerce company.I go out early and come back late every day, stay up late every day, work overtime every day, and have too many things to do. It is too important to improve the performance of e-commerce during the period at the end of the year, which is related to whether I eat dirt or meat during the Chinese New Year.So there is no way to update as scheduled as before. During the New Year's Day, I can only update every other day, that is, one chapter every two days.If you can secretly code a little, it counts as a little, thank you little angel for understanding!I am very happy to have you with me all the way.Love you guys.