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Blue Ocean Company's mecha advertisement exploded. Its script lines that are so dirty to the point of scum, should not escape the fate of being complained about, criticized and whipped by netizens from all walks of life.But when the flowery little male in the video appeared on the stage, they immediately turned against each other, seamlessly switching what is called the true nature of a female insect.

In order to have a glimpse of the beauty, they ran to the Blue Ocean Company's homepage to watch it, and the server was crushed and paralyzed in an instant.But this still can't stop the enthusiasm of netizens. They are like a group of birds waiting to be fed, and they leave a message under the video without restraint:

Level 1: Ever since I met you, the lovers in my dreams have taken on a real look.

Floor 2: I'll give you one day, I want all the information about this little Xiongzi!

3rd Floor: Upstairs, there are too many hours in a day, I can only give one second, now, immediately, immediately!I want all the information about this little male! !

Floor 4: Let go of that little Xiongzi, let me do it!

5th Floor: Slightly stiffened to show respect.

Floor 6: The female father asked me why there were water droplets on the screen. I dared not tell him that this was the saliva that I couldn't hold back when I was admiring the beauty of Xiao Xiongzi.

7th Floor: There is a theme for dreaming at night!I want to marry him!I want to give him raw worm eggs! !Give birth to a dozen! !

8th floor: The screenwriter is sacrificed to heaven!The role of the hero is not for me, bad review! !

Floor 9: I can't close my legs anymore, how can he be so good-looking!Isn't this the hero in my mind!Xiongzhu, Xiongzhu, look at me, I am your cutie!I knock cute ah!

Floor 10: Get the hell out of the little bitch upstairs, can the hero bark at will?Who do you want to touch?That is clearly my hero! !Lord, Lord, look at me quickly, I am your little female by the Daming Lake!I waited for you until my heart broke, why didn't you come?

Floor 11: The two nympho upstairs are hopeless, drag them out and bury them on the spot!Xiaoxiongzi belongs to everyone, you guys are thinking about eating it!

Floor 12: In the past, I only wanted Dink to die alone, but now I only want to marry a little boy!Bring your own 1W contribution points and main star real estate, please accept it! !

Floor 13: What does it matter if the main star has a house, I have mines!There are mines!There are mines!Xiao Xiongzi, look at me, I don't ask for the position of the female monarch, I can submit to the female servant!You just need to pamper me once in a while!I'm really well fed!

14th floor: S-class subfemale, high genes, good physique, first-class body flexibility, can play any pose, ruthless history, clean resume, rich net worth, just want to sleep!

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Floor 526: Xiongzhu, Xiongzhu, I love you like a mouse loves rice.

Floor 527: If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it. A beautiful little boy like you is a sinful sinner. You have already got my heart. When will you get my body? Don’t force me. I'll cover you with a sack!Come and sleep with me! !

Floor 528: 100 swipes. No matter how many times you watch it, my hero is so good-looking. You guys have no chance. I'm going to lay eggs for my hero.

Floor 529: Rumors spread upstairs, the hero is clearly on my bed!

Floor 530: This is an advertisement for mechs, right? I’ll buy it, can’t I buy it?I also really want to fall in love at first sight!But I just want to ask weakly: If I buy a mecha, can I give it to Xiao Xiongzi?

Floor 531: Upstairs, your dream is a bit beautiful!But in fact, I also really want to ask: Can I buy a mecha as a gift for Xiao Xiongzi?

Floor 532: Blue Ocean Mecha, right? I remember, I can buy you guys to bankruptcy, but can you give me a little male?

Floor 533: I also want Xiao Xiongzi +1

Floor 534: I also want Xiao Xiongzi +1

Floor 535: I also want Xiao Xiongzi +1

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Floor 811: I also want Xiao Xiongzi +10086

Floor 812: I also want Xiao Xiongzi + ID number

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Troop station at the first main star space station

A group of military females are gathering together to look at the light brain enthusiastically. The most popular mecha advertisement is played in it. The lovely and charming posture, or the eyes full of only you, or the soft and coquettish voice all make them very attractive.

"I have the lover of my dreams." A female murmured to herself.

The rest of the army females also agreed: "Yes, yes, I have the material for my night dreams. I really want to give him a worm's egg."

At this time, their captain, Claudia, hurried past them, and a female soldier called to him: "Captain, what are you going to do in such a hurry?"

Claudia showed them a particularly unbeatable smile: "Oh, my little Xiongzi acted like a baby and told me that he missed me two days ago. I really couldn't resist my kindness, so I went to get the vacation approval form today. Get ready to ask your superiors to sign."

The female army girl was fed this unexpected bite of dog food and she had a bit of a toothache. She regretted calling him to stop just now, so she could only perfunctorily say: "Okay, then you go and sign, or your little male will have to wait." Anxious."

"Well, that's what you said. It's really bad for Xiao Xiongzi to wait for me like this. Alas, I'm really a sinful female."

After showing off, Claudia left happily.And the army female who was forcibly fed a mouthful of dog food went back to the team of sucking male sons. His teammates were afraid that he would not think about it, so they comforted him: "Our captain has always been like this since he fell in love. , don't worry too much about it."

Jun Nu shook her head and said, "I don't care, after all, it's not the first day I know him, besides, whoever we're sitting here hasn't been visited by him in Versailles."

These words can be said to the hearts of teammates, and the rest of the army females seconded, and then they began to recall the fear of being dominated by Claudia.

When Claudia parachuted into their team as the captain, everyone was very unconvinced, so a contest between the females was held against him, but after the wheel battle, they were beaten to the ground in turn. It should be over here too, but Claudia doesn't play her cards according to common sense.After harvesting a group of subordinates, he force-fed them all kinds of dog food in the name of caring for them.

scene one:

Claudia: "Do you have a date?"

Military Female A: "Report to the Chief: No!"

Claudia: "Isn't there? What a pity! But I already have a little boy! I wish you the best of luck. If you work hard, maybe you will be able to find true love in your lifetime and marry yourself successfully!"

Go for the rest of your life!With a forbearance on Jun Nu's face, he told himself: This is the captain, you can't beat him, and going up now is purely self-inflicted humiliation, so I have to forgive him, hold on, hold on, you can definitely do it!

Claudia didn't care what he was thinking, and continued to chat with him with a hypocritical face: "Did you see the wound on my shoulder? It was when I traveled to Manxue Star with my little Xiongzi some time ago. The mark on my body, do you think he is afraid that I will be messed with, so he is encroaching on land? Alas, it is my fault that made him feel so insecure. It seems that I will spend more time in the future to love and love him. gone."

Army Female A: Enough is enough to show affection!Don't take it too far!Do we single dogs have no human rights? !

Claudia shook the optical brain in her hand: "Do you know what it is? Couple optical brains! One for me, one for my little Xiongzi. He didn't like it when he wore it at first, but because I wanted to wear it, I put it on later. He never took it off even if he didn't like it, do you think he loves me very much?!"

I can't take it anymore, no one can stop me! !The military female A, whose mentality has collapsed, suddenly violently tried to cause indelible damage to Claudia, but the reality is cruel, and he was beaten to the ground by Claudia within two strokes.

Claudia looked at him sympathetically: "Have you been single for a long time, so you are suffocated? This is really a sad story! But don't worry, I will grant you a vacation after this mission is over, Then you will have time to go on a blind date, look, I treat you very well! You don't have to thank me too much!"

Army female A: ...

I don't feel happy at all and don't really want to thank you!

Scene two:

Claudia: "Do you have a date?"

Military female B: "Thank you for your concern, I have a partner."

Claudia: "Then will your partner act sweetly with you? Will he send you text messages every day as sticky as maltose? Will he say that he misses you softly and cutely?"

Army female B: ...

Claudia patted him on the shoulder sympathetically and said: "You can tell by looking at your expression, alas, you have to be careful. After all, not every male can be as soft and cute as my little male. Cute and clingy."

"Do you know my little Xiongzi, how obedient and cute he is? When we traveled to Manxuexing once, I put ketchup on his lips and dipped in French fries to eat him, and he obediently let me bully him without resisting .When I was talking to others, he thought I ignored him, and deliberately teased me with his legs under the table, just to make me focus on him. Don’t you think he is very cute? "

Sorry I don't want to know at all.Military female B turned around and wanted to leave, refusing to listen to the dog food scene, but how could Claudia let him go so easily, so she forced him back again.

Clodia gave Amway to him earnestly: "Why are you so ignorant? I am helping you! The so-called know yourself, know your enemy, and win every battle. You have to fully understand what kind of situation I am, and then refer to you. What is the situation, so that you can know where the problem is?"

"Come, come, let me tell you about the love story between me and my little Xiongzi. It was a sunny morning..."

Army female B (Erkang's hand): I really don't want to hear it!

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Scene three:

One day, Aman passed by Claudia, thinking of this friend who had just recovered from a serious illness, so he came to visit him and show off his new goodies by the way.

Aman: "See this necklace on my neck? It's a space accessory that my family just exchanged for me. It has a full 2 ​​cubic meters of space!"

Claudia: "I have a little boy."

Aman: "You know the most cutting-edge transforming mecha! It is a mecha in combat, and a hovering vehicle in non-combat mode. I just bought one. It's super cool!"

Claudia continued to say indifferently: "I have a little boy."

Aman took out a military rank badge from his pocket and threw it in front of Claudia, saying: "See, I have been promoted to the rank of colonel. You have been on sick leave for a few months, and your military achievements must have dropped a lot, right? When I was studying back then, you always dominated me in everything, now it’s fine, maybe I’ll be promoted to major general earlier than you in the future. Hahahahaha——!”

Claudia grinned at him very much, "I have a little boy!"

Aman: "You are going too far! It is said that swearing does not reveal faults, are you a repeater? Do you only say this sentence when you come and go?! If you do this again, don't blame me for being rude. !"

Claudia lowered her head and pondered for a while, and felt that it was really unfriendly for her to say this all the time, so she changed her words: "You are single, I am not!"

Damn, I'm going to beat you to death, don't let anyone stop me!Aman, who was in an explosive state of mind, immediately rushed forward to give Claudia the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, to show him what "why flowers are so red", but was stopped by his little assistant.

The little assistant said: "Sir, you have to calm down, you can't rush up like this!! At least take a weapon, or you can't beat him!!"

Aman: ...

Are you undercover?Just to mess with my state of mind? !

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After completing the holiday approval form, Claudia, who was in a very happy mood, walked through the lounge humming a song all the way, but he found that the time had passed so long, and the group of old and rough army girls under him were still watching the video attentively. In line with the mentality of single people caring for single dogs, he asked casually: "What are you all doing?"

One of his assistants hurried over and explained to him: "Everyone is watching the latest blue ocean mech advertisement, and there is a super-looking little boy in it, who is recognized by everyone as the love interest of dreams."

After listening to the explanation, Claudia felt that the group of military females under him were too pitiful. It's fine to be single, but it's too useless to be so obsessed with watching a video. Got it.Like him, who has already left the singles and is on vacation, now he can go to see his little Xiongzi anytime, anywhere.

The assistant respectfully turned on his optical brain and handed it to him to prove what he said was true.So when the prosperous and beautiful little Xiongzi in the video said affectionately to the camera, "I would like to promise you with my body.", Claudia's expression full of superiority froze on her face.

Claudia:! ! !

Today is April Fool's Day, right?

Someone must be joking with me, right?

Where is my little boy?

I am so big, so big a little boy?

I am fragrant and sweet, where is the delicate and soft little male? ?

Why does it seem that my well-hidden little Xiongzi has become the love of the whole people in just one day?Who can understand this feeling of waking up and the world is full of rivals in love?Who can understand? !

In Claudia's heart, there were all kinds of ups and downs and she couldn't calm down, even the hand holding the optical brain trembled a little bit.

The assistant didn't know what he was thinking, so he gave him Amway very enthusiastically: "Do you think this little Xiongzi is very good-looking, he is no worse than the one you mentioned!"

Clodia's colorful face was very beautiful, and he said in great pain, "This is my little male!"

Are you thinking about eating it!The assistant gave him a blank look, and almost yelled at him directly. Later, he thought that this was his superior, and he wanted to save face, so he changed the phrase: "Did you see the comment section below? Today is a video On the first day after it was posted, there were already hundreds of thousands of comments in the comment area. Half of them were called Xiongzhu, and the other half were called my little Xiongzi. So..."

The assistant didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but Claudia already understood what he wanted to express.This is confusing him with those stinky, shameless females who touch porcelain! !

It is really tolerable, what is unbearable!So he re-emphasized to his assistant with righteous words: "This is really my little Xiongzi!!"

The assistant responded to him with a tacit expression, and then persuaded: "It's okay to be an idol, I understand, after all, who can control such a good-looking little boy, you don't need to explain, I know it all .”

"But captain, you are different from other females! They are single females, but you have a partner, if you let your partner know that you have a crush on another little male, he will be sad!"

Claudia's mentality was completely broken, he gritted his silver teeth, his expression unconsciously became ferocious, and a hard light brain in his hand was completely shattered into slag.

The assistant was startled, and quickly jumped aside and asked, "What do you want to do?!"

Claudia gritted her teeth and said, "What do I want to do? I was thinking, it's getting cold, and it's time for Blue Ocean Company to go bankrupt!"

The author has something to say:

Lemon Extract Claudia: Jealousy makes my mouth full of citric acid, and jealousy makes me unrecognizable.Mentality collapsed!

The air smells like lemons today!Ha ha ha ha

After reading the comments in the previous chapter, I found that the little angel is looking forward to Shelley's Clodia version of the skirt, that's fine, since you want to see it, then I will arrange it.Who made me like you so much, right?