Zerg daily life of earth people

After completing several quests in a row, Shelley felt that his whole body was not good, and the five thunderbolts were not so sour!Although he always knew that the males in the Zerg had a lot of fun, but he still felt that it was too exciting to experience it directly!

He tried to hypnotize himself: It must be the wrong way for me to open the task!The next one will be fine!But his finger hovered in the air, but he still dared not continue to click on the new task list.

Shelley: What's with this sense of somehow needing courage?

Fortunately, fate favored him very much. Although he didn't find a suitable mission, Hai'an helped him find a suitable mission:

Task number XXX99: Blue Ocean Company is looking for a male model to shoot an advertisement. It requires a good image, good temperament, and a genetic grade of A!An interview is required, only interstellar currency can be paid, and the salary interview is required.

Shelley was a little confused when he saw this task: "I'm not a model, so I don't know how to shoot commercials? This task can't be a lie, can it?"

"Generally, if you dare to release a task in the contribution point hall, then it must have been registered with the male worm association. There must be no problem with the authenticity, and it will not deceive people. You can rest assured about this."

Hai'an comforted her: "I still know about Blue Ocean Company, it's a big company, don't you just want to buy male mechs, just take it as a way to see, their company's male mechs are basically only high-quality goods of."

"As for not knowing how to shoot commercials, anyway, if you really apply for the job, they will definitely have professionals to teach you. There is always a first time in everything! How do you know that you can't do it if you don't try it?"

Shelley was moved by him, so he accepted the task in the contribution point hall, and made a record in the male insect association, so Shelley got the contact information, because Hai'an had to leave in advance, only I was able to drive to Blue Ocean Company alone.

Blue Ocean Company Headquarters Building

This is a landmark building. The super-technical building looks like the Burj Khalifa, but the construction is even more shocking. The height of the building has reached thousands of meters, and the floors are far more than 200 floors. Shelley and Guilu When the staff went to the person in charge's office, they took the external glass elevator. When the elevator went up, he looked into the distance from the transparent glass, feeling a heroic feeling of seeing all the mountains.

It was sunny outside, and the windows inside were bright and clean. Shelley was sitting on the sofa chair waiting for guests. At this moment, a female who looked like a person in charge came in. He seemed to have had a dispute with someone on the phone, and his whole expression was terrified. Is distraught.

"You don't want the pseudo-male I found for you, nor the low-level male I found for you. After a long time, a B-level male came and was beaten back by you. If you want an A-level male, you must also get one." It's the face of first love that can fall in love at first sight, where do you want me to find it?"

"It's not that you don't know the general environment of the Zerg! Originally, there are fewer males, and even fewer mixed circles. You don't like them all. I will send you a task to the male association, but no one is willing to come. Rather than continue to wait, it is better to dream quickly."

"Anyway, commercial shooting can't be delayed any longer. You have to do it if you can, and you have to do it if you can't. Do you think A-level males are Chinese cabbage? If you want it, you can have it, and you can also condescend to it. Are you showing your face to shoot commercials here?"

The person in charge walked towards the living room angrily, and when he saw Shelley on the sofa, he froze as if he had pressed the pause button.

Shelley quickly stood up from the sofa, handed over the genetic grade report in his hand and said, "I am a male with a genetic grade of A5, and I received the recruitment information from you in the Contribution Point Hall of the Male Society, and I am here to apply for the job." .”

The person in charge hadn't hung up the phone, and after a long time, he murmured to the phone as if he had just woken up from a dream: "I feel like I'm dreaming, what you want is the A-level male who fell in love at first sight with the face of first love. here comes."

……

Shelley and the person in charge sat in the living room together to discuss the signing of the contract.

After the person in charge checked Shelley's information and confirmed that Shelley fully met their requirements, he directly decided to charge Shelley a very high price with a smile on his face, and even after learning that he wanted to buy the male mech , and also gave a very high discount to ensure that Shelley can pick up the goods at any time after filming the advertisement.

Shelley is still very satisfied with this result. Zerg's law is very perfect, the fine for breach of contract is heavy, and the sincerity given by Blue Ocean Company is very sufficient. When signing the contract, he carefully checked the terms and even sent it to Hai'an Asking their lawyers to help with consultation, and after confirming that there were no loopholes in the contract and would not shoot any content that violated regulations or damaged his image, Shelley happily signed the contract.

The person in charge took Shelley to the shooting site. The director in charge of shooting the advertisement was a young literary female. Obviously, he was also very satisfied with the candidate this time, and he was full of praise for Shelley: " With your presence, my filming this time will definitely end perfectly."

After speaking, the director asked the assistant to take Shelley to the dressing room to change clothes and put on makeup.Because it was the first time to shoot a commercial, Shelley was very nervous. When he went to the dressing room, the assistant kept telling him: "Don't be nervous, everyone is easy to get along with. After all, you are an A-level boy. Everyone I really like you."

Shelley finally relaxed a little. He also felt that he was too nervous. He was just shooting an advertisement. How difficult could it be? It was like going to a photo studio to take pictures and experience life. How could he overturn at every turn? !After thinking about it, the mecha advertisements in the impression seem to be all cool and handsome. When I think about it, Shelley has a sense of expectation.

Will I be filmed as Spider-Man?Or Batman?I don't mind Superman either!The Avengers I think I can do it too!Thinking about it this way is actually a little exciting!

Shelley happily followed the assistant into the dressing room, and then a group of staff members pulled several floor trolley hangers directly in front of Shelley with a "swish". shine in front of him.

Shelley: ...

Are you misunderstanding something?This little skirt is supposed to be for me, right? ?Isn't this a mech ad?How about being cool, domineering, and handsome? ?Where's my Spider-Man?Where's my Batman?What about my Superman and Avengers?I really don't mind cosplaying Bumblebee and Optimus Prime! !So what's the matter with this little skirt? ! !

Shocked, Shelley tremblingly pointed to the rows of small skirts, then turned to the assistant, beckoning him to give an explanation.

The assistant presented a treasure to Shelley with a particularly bright smile: "Isn't this little dress very beautiful? Everyone knows that you are coming, so they collectively arranged all the good products at the bottom of the box! You are satisfied, It's up to you to choose!"

Shelley's mind was occupied by rows of capitalized "fuck".Why is it a small skirt! !Why is it a small skirt! !Why is it a small skirt? !

He refused to give up and asked: "This is not for me to wear, is it?"

The assistant smiled: "Yes, this is for you of course! After all, today's theme is heroes saving beauty!"

Shelley looked at him expectantly: "I am that hero?"

"No!" The assistant smiled innocently, but what he said almost sent Shelley away: "You are the beauty! The beauty of the hero who saves the beauty!"

Shelley: ...

Unexpectedly, life finally got its hands on me!Female father, I am sorry for you!Back then, I stood guard in front of you, and my mighty and unyielding life and death failed to let you succeed, but now I still have not escaped the arrangement of fate. In order to make a living, today I will wear a small skirt and start business!What a sad story this is!

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

For cat food, I can only perform art!

come!Be merry!Isn't it just a little skirt? !Who is afraid of whom! !

……

In front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror that was one person tall, Shelley struggled to support the wall and gasped for breath. Behind him was the gentle voice of encouragement from the female assistant: "Come on, hold on! You can definitely do it!"

Assistant Yafe pushed hard, and Shelley gritted her teeth and let out a muffled moan in pain. In an instant, the strappy corset tightly stretched his waist out in an unbearable gesture.

After putting on the corset, the staff immediately put on the petticoat, large bustle and white lace suspenders for him.Shelley curiously pointed to the small white bag in the assistant's hand and asked, "What is this?"

The assistant gave him a popular science: "This is a fake butt pad! It can make your buttocks look more proud, and it is a very practical artifact!"

After speaking, I couldn't help but put it on for him.He also patted it lightly to show him the finished product: "Look, isn't it special Q-bomb Q-bomb, as attractive as jelly!"

Shelley: I shouldn't be so mean and ask this question, put it on obediently and unknowingly, isn't it fragrant? ! !

Since then, Shelley has started a business state of indifference and wholeheartedly pretending that she is a simulated rag doll.The staff put on a wig for him, put on a court-style oversized tutu skirt, and put on crystal shoes for him.The makeup artist powdered and blushed him, then used mascara to create a pair of Kazilan's big eyes, and then painted moles of tears. In an instant, a beautiful woman with various styles appeared in front of everyone.

Shelley, who was wearing a tutu skirt and white gloves, opened the feather fan with a "swish", and half covered her face with her pipa in her arms, revealing only a pair of big watery eyes, which flickered and flickered, which aroused everyone's amazement .

"Your beauty is a miracle. I believe that any female who has seen you would be willing to bow down under your pomegranate skirt!"

The director unabashedly gave Shelley the highest level of praise, and his eyes were full of wonder at seeing rare treasures.

Shelley smiled hard on her face, but in her heart there were all kinds of lovelessness, I don't need females to bow down under my pomegranate skirt, as long as I don't let me wear small skirts!But the reality is so cruel, I have seen my straight man's career completely waved to me and said, "Goodbye."

Tick ​​tock, what is crying?Oh, it turned out to be my virtue that is gone with the wind! ! !

No matter how desperate Shelley is, the contract that should be fulfilled after signing the contract must be completed no matter what.Under the intensive arrangement of the director, the scene layout and personnel lighting arrangement were all ready in an orderly manner, so the shooting of the first commercial scene started:

In the white palace, the beautiful male prince Shelley is sitting in front of the vanity mirror and dressing up. He has snow-white skin, black hair, big watery eyes and rose-like lips. His beauty makes the whole world admire him. Overwhelmed, birds sang for him, flowers bloomed for him, and butterflies stayed at his fingertips for a long time, unwilling to leave.

Finally, his beauty aroused the jealousy of the heavens, and the mountains shook instantly, and the whole palace shook violently. He lifted up his skirt and ran in the long corridor in a panic. When he didn't pay attention, he fell out of the air. Raising his long hair and skirt like a dying butterfly with broken wings, he stretched out his hand helplessly, begging for mercy from the heavens. Appeared in front of him, and firmly caught him in the palm of his hand.

The male worm prince Shelley raised his charming face and looked at the blue mecha affectionately, full of heart-pounding admiration, so he opened his red lips lightly, and his voice was like a swallow's voice: "Great grace!" Great virtue, there is nothing in return, I am willing to promise with my body."

There are commercial subtitles drifting here: Blue Sea Mech, a choice that will make you fall in love at first sight.

The author has something to say:

Xiaoxiongzi, the women's clothing ordered by the little angel, has been arranged for you.

I can't think of a good script, let the Shark scriptwriter sacrifice to heaven, hahahaha.