Zerg daily life of earth people

During the summer vacation, Shelley still didn't think about telling anyone about the purchase of the male mecha, so he couldn't sleep because of all kinds of tossing and turning, even though it was a vacation, it didn't make him very happy.

In the end, there was nothing he could do. He got up from the bed and called Hai'an who had already gone home. He hesitated and talked about his troubles, which almost scared Hai'an into a daze: "You mean you Want to buy a male mech, but the price is too high, you can't afford it, so you want to find a job? To be honest, Shelley, if we hadn't known each other for a while, I almost thought you were kidding me!!! "

Hai'an rubbed his aching head, digested the information, and then it was really hard to say.Not to mention the Zerg's doting care of the little males, and various subsidies, which basically made the little males lose their desire to go out to work, not to mention that the little males who can enter the first main star's advanced male insect college are basically They all belong to the category of the proud son of heaven. Such a little male is either carefully raised by a family since he was a child, or he was discovered early and became an adopted little male. No matter which one is the owner who can't be short of money.The little male who wants to work part-time because he can't afford something?It basically doesn't exist in Zerg!So Shelley's situation is really rare.A high-ranking little male bred by civilian workers, no background, no pre-booked female queen and female attendant, the background is so thin that there is no A-level male, this is too shameless! !

Hai'an looked at Shelley affectionately, and asked, "I remember you talked about someone you plan to marry in the future, won't your partner help you pay for the male mecha?"

Shelley shook his head: "I didn't tell him about it, I'm not married to him yet, it's not good to spend his money."

Since they are all planning to get married, why is it bad?Hai'an didn't want to understand this truth, mainly because he was never short of money, and the Zerg environment had very high demands on females, so he didn't understand that Shelley would rather go to work than tell him that his partner was short of money to buy mechas , What kind of coquettish operation, so he thought, maybe Shelley is talking about a female who can only talk but has no ability!In an instant, Hai'an felt that he was the truth, and looked at Shelley with even more affection. He turned on his optical brain and sent a file to Shelley, asking him to open it to take a look, and gave him Amway: "This is the information given to me by the family. The arranged blind dates are all willing to be female attendants, and will not take up your female seat, do you want to consider meeting them?"

"Although they are not considered young and promising, money is definitely not a problem. You can choose any one at random, let alone one male mech, ten will be fine!"

Shelley looked at the blind date information on the screen, which even marked the female's measurements and the taste of the male's nutrient solution. In an instant, the sky thundered, and the thunder was so hot that she refused repeatedly: "No! No! ! I don't intend to take in female servants, I really want to be self-reliant!!!"

Shelley made a cry of soul, repeatedly emphasizing that his love for his lover is epic and loyal, and there will never be a third party to intervene. This speech also shocked Hai'an's mind. machine.

In the end, the two of them took a step back and stopped repeatedly jumping across the opponent's minefield, and Hai'an, who regained his sobriety, finally gave a constructive suggestion: "Since you want to earn yourself a hero in the shortest time Bug Mecha money, then there should be a place that is quite suitable for you."

"Where?" Shelley's curiosity was hooked.

"Male Association—"

Hai'an's answer made Shelley a little surprised. In Shelley's eyes, his impression of the male worm association was to visit home every year to register the healthy growth and development of the males.There are also gifts from the little males brought over during the holidays, and if there is any dispute between the males, the staff inside will come forward to mediate, similar to the image of a neighborhood committee.

Of course, when he came to the first main star to study later, he realized that his previous understanding of the male insect association was too one-sided. The existence of the male insect association has increased the voice of the male insect association, and also made the male insect association's status unshakable.

But what does his desire to find a job have to do with the male worm association?Shelley was puzzled and waited for Hai'an's explanation, so under Hai'an's detailed explanation, he knew for the first time the male worm association's contribution point hall and the contribution point, which refreshed his cognition.

There is a circulating thing in the Zerg called contribution points. They only exist in positions and behaviors that have contributed to the Zerg. The more high contribution points, for example, every time a mission is done, a military female will have a different distribution of contribution points, and each time a local government official makes a little political achievement, a different contribution point will be issued. As for no position Ordinary people, then they can also earn meager contribution points by doing charity or volunteering.

Contribution points can be used in a variety of ways, from the most common exchange for the number of reproductions of worm workers, to asking the male insect association to help arrange a blind date, and can be directly exchanged for the latest scientific research results, such as weapons, warships, medical treatment, and even as long as the contribution points Enough enough to redeem the sinner.He is the foundation of a family's life, and it is also a symbol of a family's rise and fall.

The Contribution Points Hall is such a place where the males can issue tasks. The males obtain the ownership of the contribution points from the married females, so they can freely use the Contribution Points, and there are some things that cannot be directly exchanged for the Contribution Points. , they released the mission to the contribution point hall, allowing the Zerg who are interested in doing the mission to accept the mission.

"You can go to the Contribution Points Hall first to see if there are any suitable tasks that you can pick up. The main thing is that posting tasks requires contribution points. The rewards you receive for receiving tasks are not necessarily paid by contribution points, but also by interstellar coins. , you can go and have a look first."

Hai'an seriously suggested to Shelley, which also moved Shelley a little bit, so the two of them made an appointment to go to the male worm association together the next day.

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The next day, Haian drove to the community to pick up Shelley. He is an adult male with a driver's license. It is no problem to drive a suspension car. This makes Shelley who has a car but no driver's license and cannot drive on the road very envious. Haian's His driving skills are very proficient, until the car has reached the male insect association, he still drives very steadily.

They went to the headquarters of the Male Insect Association this time. Shelley looked at the majestic and majestic white palace buildings, and was simply daunted. Its existence completely refreshed Shelley's aesthetic peak. It is obviously a European-style design, but it has The sense of Chinese misty fairyland can't help but make people look at it differently.

Hai'an took Shelley through the buildings familiarly. The traffic of the male worm association was obviously much more than Shelley imagined. He had to follow Hai'an's back and pass through the endless crowd to Completely follow in the footsteps of Shanghai An.

They came to a hall full of LCD screens, on which were scrolled various mission leaderboards, and there were also reward rankings for people to choose and receive missions.An intelligent robot moved over with a flashing red light and stopped in front of them: "Is there anything I can help you with?"

Hai'an stretched out the hand with the optical brain and handed it to the robot, saying, "Please help me register for the contribution point lobby inquiry and information access."

"Okay, request received."

The robot stretched out its manipulator, grabbed Haian's optical brain, and then popped out a data cable to connect Haian's optical brain. In an instant, a small contribution point hall webpage appeared on the optical brain.Shelley was amazed to see it, and imitated Hai'an to let the robot register and access information for him.

"How do you use this?"

Shelley, who used it for the first time, didn't know how to operate it, so he could only turn to others for help. Hai'an was quite familiar with these, and introduced various functions to him, and taught him to directly filter conditions to find suitable tasks.It was an eye-opener to see Shelley in a daze.Finally, he pointed his finger at an area that could not be opened anyway and asked, "What kind of mission is this? Don't you even have permission to browse?"

At this time, Shelley saw an expression similar to envy on Haian's face for the first time: "That is an exclusive high-contribution point task that only male law enforcement officers can receive. Every year, the male law enforcement department will recruit among graduates of the mecha department , I hope that one day I can be selected as well.”

Shelley also had a little bit of curiosity, but Hai'an stopped talking. He directly helped Shelley set the screening conditions and asked him to check the tasks directly: "Let's see what tasks you can do here first. ?”

Shelley's eyes moved to the optical brain again, and then he clicked on a few tasks to browse, and then he was refreshed by various strange tasks.At the beginning, the style of painting was normal, for example:

Task number XXX01: I want a cosmic moonstone as an ornament, the size is required, and the price is negotiable.

Task number XXX02: Only 1000 contribution points, I want a space accessory, I don't mind second-hand, but it must have a good appearance and good workmanship.

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Task number XXX33: This male worm has recently become obsessed with durian. I want to try the durian-flavored nutrient solution for male worms. Is it delicious? Do not marry!irresponsible!I just want to drink it once and try something new. Is there anything out there?The price is negotiable.

Shelley, who knows what male nutrient solution is: Is this a revelation for attracting ducks? ! !Or find a romantic one-night stand that you love and I want? ! !It must be the way I opened it wrong, can this kind of thing get in? ? !

Shelley, whose little heart was stimulated, was immediately frightened to close the task interface, and then hypnotized himself: It must be the wrong way for me to open the task! !The next one will be fine, the next one will be fine!So he stretched out his finger and pointed to the next task:

Task number XXX34: There is a domestic male son. I am 14 years old and still a virgin. Is my brother a gynosexual?I am looking for someone with rich experience to help me answer. I can only pay for interstellar currency, and the price is negotiable.

Shelley:? ? ?

Shelley:! ! !

Shelley: ...

Male, great that you've managed to get my attention!Your question perfectly shut down my eight-core brain.You don’t need to be experienced, I think I can answer you directly, but if your brother doesn’t want to be a legalist, you will definitely be a virgin if you go to a column like "Today’s Statement", does your brother have a female I don't know about love, but don't worry, you will be safe! ! !

Shelley, who was in a fluctuating mood, started the next task tremblingly:

Task number XXX35: The subject's male father passed away, and the subject cried so sadly. In order to let him continue to feel the father's love, I married his female father, so that he can feel the father's love in another way, although I It's not his biological father, but it's also his family now, but why does he look sadder? ?And completely broke up with me! !Obviously at first I just wanted to make him happy!Ask an expert in this field to help me and make him change his mind!The price is negotiable!

Shelley: ...

I think experts may not be suitable for you, but Zhuanjia is quite suitable for you. Others are like mountains, but you are like landslides!I feel that without a ten-year cerebral thrombosis, I can't do this at all! !If you are well, it will be sunny, ball!You'd better keep yourselves safe and let each other go! !Such a psychological shadow area, I think your original partner needs to spend a lifetime to heal! !

The author has something to say:

Xiaoqing has written too much, and almost forgot what an unethical setting Zerg is.

The stupid author is an e-commerce company. The annual New Year's Day is here, and I have started to work overtime. I will try my best to write the update according to the stitches, and I will not stop updating. Don't worry, this article is not long. When the writing is finished, it will be the finale! !Just be patient and give me encouragement.