Zerg daily life of earth people

Shelley was in a trance today. After being inexplicably coaxed by Claudia in the water in the afternoon, he always felt that his aesthetics had begun to be a little precarious.

When he returned to the dormitory at night, he was still struggling with aesthetic issues, and finally saw Steve approaching him mysteriously and talking to him: "Do you know what I just found in the place where the ingredients were placed in the back kitchen? A hollow floor tiles!"

"Maybe it's just a cellar for storing food. It's nothing special."

"It doesn't feel like it. I think it might be a tunnel, or something good is hidden secretly." Steve continued to speculate, "There are a lot of food on the floor tiles as a cover, if I didn't pass by by chance and stepped on it. When it comes to the Echo, I'll just miss it."

"Shall we take a sneak peek?" Steve became curious again, "Just take a look, see what's inside and come back."

Shelley wondered if Steve was a cat, and he was so curious, "You have to go by yourself, don't drag me, I'm not interested, besides, it would be so ugly to be found out."

"It's okay, it's okay, we can wait until everyone returns to the dormitory after dinner, then there will be no bugs in the kitchen, if there are any bugs asking, just say we are suddenly hungry and go get supper Eat." Steve even thought of an excuse, "Old Ban said at that time that as long as it is food that can be found in it, we can take it at will, if it is really just a cellar for storing food , even if it is discovered, it will be fine."

Shelley felt that the logic was quite logical, so she decided to go on an adventure. Anyway, there is nothing to do now, so it would be good to join in the fun.

When it was around 8 o'clock in the evening, there were indeed no bugs in the kitchen, and the surrounding area was quiet.Shelley and Steve came to the back kitchen unknowingly, as mysteriously as an underground party joint.

"Is this the location?"

"It's here, move these things away and step on them, can you hear the echo of the hollow underground?"

"This location doesn't seem very big, does it?"

"Is this a switch?"

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After pressing the switch, the floor tiles slowly opened automatically, and Steve finally shut up.He looked inside expectantly, and was slightly disappointed after seeing what it was.

This is indeed a small cellar for storing things, but what is stored does not seem to be precious food, but a few glass bottles that seem to be filled with drinks.

The glass bottle is transparent, filled with colorful liquid like fruit juice.

After Steve curiously poured out a cup and took a sip, his eyes lit up in surprise, "It's sweet and delicious, like the taste of berries."

Hearing what Steve said, Shelley also regained some energy, and an equation quickly appeared in his heart:

Sweet juice = dessert drink = safe and not to step on thunder

"Save some for me too." Shelley also took a cup in the kitchen and started drinking with Steve.They drink so much that they don't know that sweet drinks are not necessarily fruit juices and dessert drinks, but may be sweet fruit wine.

As they drank, they both became high. Alcohol paralyzed their brains, and their thinking began to slow down.Suddenly, Steve seemed to remember that there was something unfinished, so he struggled to get up and immediately turned on the optical brain to dial. As soon as the call was connected, Steve couldn't wait to start acting like a baby: "Big brother, I miss you so much ...I love you, ummm."

Just after hanging up a phone call, Steve made a second call immediately, "Second brother, I miss you so much... I love you, okay."

After hanging up the second call, he started to make a third call, "Third brother, I miss you so much... I love you, okay?"

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Fuck!Shelley was shocked by Steve's series of operations!The same coquettish tone, the same "Brother X, I miss you so much" as the beginning, even the middle topic of the conversation is exactly the same, and the ending is the same "I love you, oh my."

So this is the living Master Duan Shui!I see that you are usually cute and cute, and I thought you were an ignorant little cutie. So you are so good at it! !

Steve looked at Shelley's frightened look, and felt that he should explain to him: "This is the female son of my adoptive parents' family, and also my female brothers. You know that I am an adopted male son. , of course we have to establish a good relationship with them..."

"Besides, if I only hit one of them, the other two will be very sad if they find out."

Fucking you is very sad, shouldn't I give you a knife!Shelley thought about it with his alcohol-paralyzed head, and it seemed that there was something wrong. Oh, yes, this is the Zerg, not the earth. In this world where all males are sea kings, it is true that they will not be stabbed, but will be sad.

Hehehe, the single dog was offended, and I felt [-] points of magic damage.

Shelley stood up staggeringly, and walked towards the gate. Steve behind him was still beckoning him to continue, "Where are you going? Come on, let's continue to toast."

"No." Shelley waved his hand at him to reject him, but spoke very domineeringly, "Long nights of sleepless sleep, I'll go find the female."

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The author has something to say:

Fish pond owner Steve: You can't be partial to each fish. Every fish must be taken care of.This is my big fish, this is my second fish, and this is my third fish.

Single dog Shelley: I want to get out of single minutes!Who do you look down on? !

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Add a small theater:

Game perspective:

Players Steve and Shelley enter the arena - go through a lot of hardships to reach the adventure land - open the mysterious mechanism - get some fruit wine as rewards - the whole army is wiped out.

Yesterday, the stupid author received the first landmine in his life, and he was instantly excited. He also received the nutrient solution from the little angel, and it was like chicken blood in an instant.Originally, there were a lot of things to be busy today, but yesterday I got excited and coded the update. Should I say that people's potential is infinite.