Zerg daily life of earth people

Claudia just took a shower in the dormitory, was wearing pajamas, and was drying her hair with a hair dryer.Suddenly he heard a knock on the door. He thought it was Emma, ​​who was in the dormitory with him, coming back from the outside, so he got up and opened the door, only to find a cute little male.

Xiao Xiongzi's eyes were full of misty water, his face was red, his body exuded a sweet fruit wine scent, and he stood unhurriedly at the door.

"Have you been drinking?" Claudia guessed that Shelley had drank a lot, seeing that Shelley was unable to stand still.Worried that he would catch a cold outside, she immediately pulled him into the house.

The room was very warm, but Shelley's head was almost like paste. He couldn't figure out why he came here.

Claudia took a clean new towel and wiped Shelley's dirty little face, warmed his slightly cold hands, and then asked him, "Why is it here at this time, it's a bit cold outside, what if If you want to find me, you only need to make a phone call."

"I don't know." Shelley said confidently, "I just wanted to come here suddenly, so I came here."

Shelley's expression was still hazy. At this time, he had no sense of distance, like a cute and deceitful cat that could be stroked anytime and anywhere.

Claudia thought so, so she did so.He stretched out a finger and nodded Shelley's face, like a Q-bomb jelly.Then he gently squeezed his fingers to play, and it felt good.

Shelley slapped his paw off angrily, and stared at him. Because of the drunkenness, this stare had no deterrent force and looked more like a cat.

Claudia is about to be turned into a bud by him, and his heart is soft and soft. He thinks why my little Xiongzi is so cute and sweet. What if people see this, he will be bullied to death. Hurry up and hide it.

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door, and Lao Ban's voice came from outside the door, "Claudia, I opened the door."

Shelley's head, which had been paralyzed into a paste by alcohol, finally became sober for a moment under the perennial fear of old Ban.He looked around and remembered his current situation:

In the dead of night, lonely and widowed, the female is disheveled (in pajamas, her hair is not completely dried and messy), the male is drunk and broke into the door, and even the place where he is sitting now is Claudia's bed, under the plums in the melon field, innocent .

If Lao Ban came in from the outside now, it would be a scene of an outlaw lunatic doing business.

Shelley was shocked, his sluggish thinking prevented him from making any wise decisions, so he quickly pulled off Claudia's quilt and got in, trying to destroy the body and hide himself.

The darkness shrouded the quilt, except for the blackness that could not be seen, and the faint aura of Claudia, lingering around his body, which could not be ignored, as if he was not hiding under the quilt, but was embraced by him inside.

Shelley subconsciously slowed down his breathing, pricking up his ears to listen carefully to the noises outside. He heard the door opening, the greetings from Claudia, and the intermittent voice of the old class, who seemed to be explaining some Notes on this camping activity, as well as the itinerary at the end.

Shelley heard the sound of footsteps walking back and forth again, he subconsciously held his breath for fear of being discovered by the old class, because he simply couldn't explain why he was at such a time (in the middle of the night) and at this place (the girls' dormitory?) , A drunk and ferocious appearance (drunk cat), forcibly breaking into the room (the owner pulled it in), trying to do something wrong (fog??).

Fortunately, the footsteps didn't come towards him, and they began to drift away. After the conversation between Claudia and Lao Ban was over, Shelley heard a sound of closing the door, and the big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, and he was finally relieved. tone.

He opened a seam of the quilt and peeked out secretly. After confirming that Lao Ban had really left, he immediately poked his little head out from under the quilt, breathing in the air outside, but it was too stuffy inside the quilt.

He sat cross-legged on the bed, and before he could appease his frightened little heart, the door slammed open again.

"I'm back!" Emma walked in from the door carelessly, just about to say hello to his roommate, when she saw Xiao Xiongzi sitting on the roommate's bed.

Huh?Little Xiongzi! !

Emma stepped back to the door, glanced at the house number, confirmed that she had entered the wrong room, walked in again, and then turned her attention to the two protagonists in the room.

The female worm—diskempt clothes, disheveled hair, unhappy expression, looks like a good thing was interrupted

The male insect - disheveled clothes, disheveled hair, stunned expression, flushed face, misty eyes, sitting cross-legged on the bed, even the quilt has not been taken off his body, a look that has been used by the king.

Emma's conscience ached for a moment, what a cute little boy, I tried to match them up back then, Claudia, you are too beastly! !

Emma's expression was very sad and indignant, she wanted to say something but couldn't say it, on the one hand was her good brother who died, and on the other hand was the conscience who loved Xiao Xiongzi.

His complexion switched back and forth very nicely, and in the end he just reminded unwillingly, "Claudia, do you understand the "Law on the Protection of Minor Insects?"

Claudia instantly understood what Emma's muscular, empty-headed guy was thinking, and he explained helplessly, "It's a misunderstanding, I'm really not that beastly."

When Emma heard what he said, she didn't say whether she believed it or not, it was just his face: "My good brother, if you say it's a misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding, betraying his truest inner thoughts."Then he backed back carefully, backed up, backed up to the door and gently closed the door.

Very good, even if I jumped into the Yellow River this time, I can't clean it up.

Shelley's face collapsed. He stood up from the bed and wanted to stay away from this place of right and wrong, but he underestimated the effect of alcohol on him. Twist yangko.

Claudia was worried that he would fall herself in this state, so she hurried forward to help him up, but it turned out that the help would be a bad thing.Shelley fell directly on top of him and pinned him to the floor.

The door suddenly and quietly opened a crack, and a head and a hand stuck in.That hand was stretched out to reach the mineral water on the top of the shoe cabinet at the door, and the air suddenly became quiet.That head turned around helplessly, looking at the scene in front of him that was especially unsuitable for children:

Female and male, two worms entangled on the floor, more scattered hair, more messy clothes, the male worm's eyes are flowing, with sparkling water in his eyes, the whole body is lying on the female worm, the female worm is wearing a bracelet The male worm's waist seemed to be stabilizing his figure, and the quilt that was still on the bed just now rolled to the ground and fell to the ground, and the worm didn't care about it.

This is such an intense business scene. Emma feels that she is really spoiling the scenery. He shouldn’t come back at this time. If you forget the water, it’s not good to buy another bottle outside. Why do you have to come in for a long time? Needle eye, what about dog food?The world is really unfriendly to single dogs.

Out of love for Xiao Xiongzi, he still reminded appropriately, "The bed is actually a good choice, and the floor is really cool."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the reaction from the other side, he quickly took the water and closed the door and ran away as if fleeing, the whole movement was done in one go.

This time Shelley really didn't even have the energy to complain. Looking at the female under him, he was too lazy to bother and explain now. He just wanted to lie down and let the ridicule happen. , he was also indifferent.

What the heck, I have passed away in place, please burn paper to contact me if you have anything to do, thank you!

The author has something to say:

Emma: The world is so unfriendly to single dogs.

Claudia: The drunken little boy is so cute, I want to raise him.

Shelley: It's a mistake to drink, and today is another day for the Zerg to step on mines.

I updated it while doing things yesterday, and it was so sour.I was so tired that I didn't want to move my fingers. The stupid author wanted to be lazy, but was stunned by the mines, nutrient solution, flowers and comments given by the little angels.Oh my god, how are the little angels sweeter than my Shelley Cub? How can I have the idea of ​​being lazy? It’s too wrong. Why sleep, wake up and update.

In an instant, his hand speed exploded again.Really, if you don't force a person, you don't know how much he can do.

But tomorrow I really want to take a rest, can I ask for a day off?