Zerg daily life of earth people

After Shelley ate a dumpling made by him that day and vomited in the trash can for half an hour, Claudia found that his little male seemed to be angry.

As for the reason?It's so helpless that he doesn't know either!In short, it has been going on for a day, and his little male has ignored him for a day!In the past, even if Xiao Xiongzi annoyed him and wanted to keep a distance, he would at least give him a look or something, but now he is directly treated as air, especially ignored.

At first, Claudia thought that there was something wrong with the food. He ate a dumpling made by himself and felt that the taste and freshness were perfect. He was worried that his own feeling might be wrong, so he called Ai again. Emma helped him taste it, and Emma praised him very enthusiastically.

Why do I need your high praise? All I want is Xiao Xiongzi's affirmation.Claudia thought sadly, could it be that one of the dumplings in this plate was really broken, and Xiao Xiongzi ate it?It shouldn't be so unlucky!

Emma couldn't bear to see Claudia's lonely figure, so she suggested, "Maybe it's not about your craftsmanship, maybe it's about the ingredients?"

"But I've checked. What is the most popular food for Xiao Xiongzi? Everyone says it's white jade chrysalis."

"Could it be that the ingredients are not good enough, do you want to change the ingredients?" Emma continued to suggest, "What do you think of bed bugs? Top star bugs, they smell stinky but taste delicious. The most important thing What's more, it can also be used as a medicinal material for mental strength accumulation, and males who have eaten bedbugs before they reach adulthood can increase the probability of advancing to adulthood."

Clodia also felt that this suggestion was very good. This kind of thing that would not overturn is the safest, so she immediately went to Starworld to find a source and place an order.

After putting the things he needed into the shopping cart, he started to worry again. Xiao Xiongzi was angry, how should he coax him back this time?

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The boys are very happy.This time they found a particularly clear small river in the back mountain.There are Zhidinglan on the bank of the river, the shade is like a cover, the river is crystal clear, and the sound of water is gurgling.There are fish swimming in the water, and river prawns hiding in the crevices of the rocks.

The small river is not big, and the water level is not high. Under the blessing of such a beautiful scenery, the little males entered the water to play, laughing and laughing, playing with water splashes, and having water fights.Some females guard the surroundings, and some join the game together.

In fact, Steve was right to gossip a little bit. The instructor’s military training mission is coming to an end. If he leaves this time, he doesn’t know when he will meet again, so this camping is indeed a bit of a blind date.

Mingguangxing is a rural planet. Even the little males in the male middle school are basically F-B grades. The males who are born with A grades have never appeared on Mingguangxing. C, B grades You can still marry a good high-level female in the position of the little male and female, but the F, E, and D-level little males are a bit embarrassing. In the gene-oriented Zerg, no matter how introverted the female is, even if they want to Going down to the level of the male son, it is acceptable to be one or two levels away, and part of it is acceptable if the difference is 3 or 4 levels. Basically, there are no high-level females willing to go down to the difference of about 5 levels, because the gap is so big. A child born at a lower level is also destined to be in a low-level sequence.

Therefore, a very strange phenomenon has been created. There is no need for a blind date for middle and high-level males and females, and there will be good females who will automatically come together, while the position of females for low-level males will either be accommodated by middle-class females with rich wealth. , or basically all kinds of blind dates are needed to find a suitable high-level female.

And this camping is obviously a deliberate temptation by Lang Youqing and concubines created for low-level males.

The little males in the distance were having fun with water fights, while Shelley was sulking alone.He knew there was no reason to be angry.The Zerg think that the best delicacy is the star worm. Clodia just looks at food from the perspective of the Zerg. He probably just wants to offer him what he thinks is the best. He didn’t feed him worms on purpose. He should understand .

Comprehensible is understanding, anger is anger.He unilaterally announced the start of the cold war, but he didn't understand why he felt even more angry.

If Claudia doesn't say sorry to me a hundred times this time, I will ignore him.

While thinking this way, Shelley found a very large stone at a place far away by the river and sat on it in order not to affect other people's interest in playing. By the way, he made a simple fishing rod out of bamboo and pulled it Put the bait on the fishing line and start fishing.

Steve watched Shelley tormenting like this, and felt that his behavior was extremely idle. If he really liked a fish, he would just ask a female to help him catch it, and it would take so much effort to lure the fish into the bait Fish up.Besides, the fish in this river is neither good-looking nor delicious, and the stew soup is too thorny and thin, and the taste is not good. It doesn't even have ornamental value.

Shelley and Steve explained that fishing is an elegant sport that cultivates sentiment and self-cultivation. What is needed is not necessarily the fish caught, but just a kind of interest in it.Then as soon as he flicked the hook, he began to sit and wait. Steve looked at it for a while and felt bored and left.

Shelley waited and waited idly, wondering if the fish in this river had no one to fight him all the year round, they all seemed to be more curious, and after a while, some fish bit the hook, and it seemed that it was still a big fish.

He desperately grabbed the fishing rod and tried to pull the fish up, but the fish was so strong that instead of pulling it out, it pulled itself in.

Just hearing a "plop", Shelley fell from the stone into the water.He took a sip of water and struggled to stand up from the water. The water level was not high, and it was not difficult for him to stand up, but he leaned against the stone wall behind him in a slightly embarrassed posture, panting heavily.He was still holding the fishing rod in his hand, but there was no trace of struggle on the fishing line, and it was obvious that the fish had already run away.

Suddenly there was a sound of "crashing" water, and a figure emerged from the water very suddenly.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, white shirt and black pants.Because it came out of the water, his whole body was wet, and the clothes that were only fitted at first became very close-fitting once they were wetted by the water, and even faintly revealed some sexy flesh color.He raised his hand and took off a fishhook tied to the collar and looked curiously.

What am I fishing for?Mermaid! !

Before Shelley finished complaining, Claudia had already thrown away the hook and came towards him, pressing one elbow directly on the stone wall beside his face, keeping the distance very close, This is a very typical wall-dong pose.

"If I did something wrong, please tell me?" Claudia's voice was low and sexy, and it sounded like a lover's whisper from such a distance, "Don't hide from me, can you... you This makes me very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable.”

Shelley's entire face turned red, she didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or anxiety, "I didn't hide from you."

After finishing speaking, I became a little emotional, "I hate starworms, I hate them very much, but you still tricked me into eating them by making them into dumplings!"

"It turned out to be like this." Claudia probably also felt surprised, her stunned expression was particularly obvious, "I'm sorry, it's my fault, can you forgive me?"

"That's it?" Shelley asked arrogantly, "You have to apologize to me a hundred times!"

"Okay." The pampering in Claudia's eyes almost dripped, "Then a hundred times..."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

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His voice was deep and hoarse, gentle and seductive, as if what he was doing now was not apologizing but confessing to his beloved, every word was ear-piercing, and the voice was ecstasy.

Shelley felt that he was going to be overwhelmed. They said that he had been a sow for three years in the army and was like Diaochan. He has been in this world without girls for 16 years, and he has been single for 16 years. Is it because he has been single for too long that his body is out of shape? Otherwise, why did he actually think that the female in front of him was pretty and attractive? ? !

God!Hurry up and get rid of this scourge, I'm not catching a mermaid, but a goblin out of the water.

The author has something to say:

Shelley: I hate star bugs!Life black!

Claudia: It seems that the newly purchased ingredients are useless.Otherwise, let's go back.

I have something to do tomorrow, I am afraid that I will not be able to update it in time, so my hand speed exploded in advance, and I quickly sent out Chapter 19, are the little angels still there?