Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Xiang Kongshan was stunned in front of the phone, and it took him a long time to realize that he was being scolded. He was angry but not angry, and felt a sense of grievance rushing straight to his forehead, so he deleted, edited, and tried to defend himself:

[I can't... I can't say that, anyway, he also got No.1 in the exam. ]

Yu Ye groaned twice, feeling that he had seen the essence clearly through the appearance, and glimpsed Mu Qiang's pure heart hidden under Zhu Qingqing's delicate appearance.

That's right, for a girl of this age, especially when she failed the high school entrance examination and went to a little-known elementary school, she seemed to have been judged to be permanently out of the game because of one failure during her entire adolescence. Well, or other people like Yu Yehao are not envious, it is basically impossible.Even if Yu Ye is good at himself, if it wasn't because of his name, he would have been blacklisted in the oolong of adding a wrong friend at the beginning, how could there be such twists and turns later?

but--

He slapped his thigh in grief, and decided to stamp out the torment from Xiang Kongshan from the source, and injected this dose of vaccination into the other party's DNA: [What's wrong with No.1? No. 1 can't be eaten, Qingqing, you are still too young to understand the dangers of society, and a girl like him is a sure-fire way to deceive a little girl like you! ]

Xiang Kongshan: I didn't!

Brother Xiaoshan finally felt that the relationship between himself and Yu Ye was a bit big, otherwise the other party would not be able to arrange him in front of a netizen, but he wanted to break his head, but he couldn't think of how he had offended this little ancestor , Wasn't it all right after school today?Why are you like a little girl, changing at will?

But before Xiang Kongshan had time to say another word, Yu Yehao's voice had already been sent, and the tone of the little brat who ignorantly scolded the Lord himself sounded quite aggrieved, only to hear him say: "Qingqing, Is it not enough for you to be No.1 with me?"

Xiang Kongshan once again: ...

He suddenly felt that his nose was hot, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch it, and the glaring bright red on his fingertips finally made him feel better; at the same time, his heart also began to beat wildly, like It was about to pop out of his throat, and it seemed to directly shatter his eardrums.

At the time when the gongs, drums, and firecrackers were sounding, Xiang Kongshan leaned back on his chair desolately, the window was opened a crack, and the cold autumn wind poured in mercilessly, making his face turn blue, but his heart still didn't beat. The meaning of slowing down, he thought: am I going to die.

Putting the paper aside, he randomly pulled out two sheets to plug his bleeding nostrils, placed a pile of unfinished math papers on it, and wrote a few lines of big characters on the draft paper in a fluttering motion:

[Suicide note:

Dad, mom, pig, I'm sorry, I'm such a pervert, I got a nosebleed at the voice of a young boy. ]

After thinking about it, he added another sentence:

[But it's cool to be a pervert, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I dare to do it next time. ]

After writing these few sentences, Xiang Kongshan's conscience seemed to be finally shattered into ashes along with the wind; in this silent night, with the smell of fried potatoes and green onions from the neighbor's house slit through the window, at this moment, he finally He completely faced the fact that he is an ultimate voice control and cannot be changed.

Finally, at the end, Xiang Kongshan took a long breath, and tremblingly typed a line:

[I think you are right, that person is a big idiot. ]

[Also, good brother, whether you are number one or not, I like you the most! ]

On Wednesday, a high-ranking class did not have morning reading, and one was added in arts and sciences. Students from the four classes sparsely occupied the first three rows of the auditorium, listening to the headmaster and grade director standing on it and analyzing the test.

This can also be regarded as a tradition of Yigao: from the city-wide joint exam that the entire Lianjiang City takes part in, to the small exam like this one where only a few hundred people participated in the Communist Party of China, anyone who gets involved in the experiment must have Analyze it carefully.

According to the school next door, the experiment was nothing more than the case.

Over the years, Yigao and Experimental School have been fighting each other, and they disagree on who is the No.1 school in the city; the relationship between Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan is to some extent the epitome of the relationship between the two schools.This time, due to Yu Yehao's three-point difference in Chinese, the No. 1 in science fell next door, and the No. It is extraordinarily long.

In this early morning when everyone didn't get enough sleep, it was like a powerful sleeping pill, so not long after it started, two-thirds of the students below fell down; Yu Kangzhe was still holding the vocabulary book in his hand, and his head was tilted to the side On Ye Hao's shoulders, the two of them were sitting in the corner of the second row, which was the most inconspicuous, and they were still slapped on the forehead by Yang Yuanjie, who came over from patrol, and sat up with his eyes closed: "What! It's over!"

Yu Yehao: "Cough!"

Only then did Yu Kangzhe open his eyes completely. After seeing Yang Yuanjie who was smiling but not smiling, he shrunk his neck in fear and turned over another page in the vocabulary book; So Yang Yuanjie ignored it, and after a while, he called out to the students in his class in a low voice: "It's science, everyone cheer up and listen!"

When it comes to achievements, the first one to be named, of course, is Yu Yehao forever.The somewhat elderly principal was still holding the report card in his hand, but he didn't even read it. The sharp gaze from behind the glasses made him sit up straight in fright, and he raised the composition paper in his hand to cover up.It's a pity that it didn't work, and he was still called out: "Hi Yu Ye, what went wrong this time?"

Yu Yehao was called out, and suddenly froze. He picked the purple cover of the tutoring book in his hand and said, "Science... I lost points in science, and my Chinese is not good."

In fact, what he said is really not bad, even Xiang Kongshan next door is too perverted, and his own mathematics is not good at all this time, and besides, if you want to calculate it honestly, it is also tied.

The principal was choked by his honesty, after thinking about it carefully, he seemed to have nothing wrong with it, so he waved him to sit down, and then went on to talk about something else; Yu Kangzhe was beside him, and he was completely awake at the moment After he sat down, he couldn't wait to whisper in his ear: "Did you just buy this book? Is it useful? I'll buy a copy if it's useful."

The book in Yu Yehao's hand was recommended to Kong Shan yesterday, and it was bought home together with this book, as well as the low-intelligence romance novel that recorded his entire embarrassing moment, which made him feel embarrassed just thinking about it Hearing this, he slapped the book on Yu Kangzhe: "Look for yourself."

Yu Kangzhe took it and flipped it through, then his eyes slowly lit up, and he bumped Yu Yehao's shoulder: "It's ok, bro, this book is good, where did you get it?...We are really going to conquer the Did Kongshan conquer the language first?"

"Xiang Kongshan recommended it to me."

"..."

Silence spread between the two of them, Yu Kangzhe looked like he was constipated for two weeks, and after a long time, he said, "When will you..."

When did the relationship get so good?

"No." Yu Yehao interrupted him, "I just ran into it by accident. Qinggang Street is so narrow, it's normal to meet someone you know."

Yu Kangzhe wanted to say more, Yu Yehao had already taken his vocabulary book, casually flipped through a page and memorized it silently, seeing this, he couldn't say what he wanted to say.

In fact, he wanted to say: How rare, the two of you didn't meet on Qinggang Street a few times throughout your first year of high school, how come you can see each other every day in your second year of high school?Can Qinggang Street be narrowed and widened according to your wishes?

Yu Ye didn't know what he was thinking, so he turned a few pages back in the vocabulary book. He didn't memorize a few serious English words, but was attracted by the colorful graffiti on it.

There are many small portraits of people drawn on it, including his, and those of various teachers and classmates, each of which is vivid and has its own characteristics. A book was drawn by Yu Kangzhe like a comic strip. He turned to the end and was drawn by the last one The bald man with his mouth wide open made a laugh, pointed and said, "Big cartoonist, you'd better not let Lao Yang see you."

Yu Kangzhe had a laugh, and looked a little melancholy after laughing. He tilted his head to the side with the headmaster's hoarse voice in the background, with two fine eyelashes hidden behind his small round glasses, and said with a sigh: "If I Just be a great cartoonist.”

Yu Ye looked up as if feeling something, but the next moment, Yu Kangzhe laughed.He put a not-so-thin book in his hand and played with it. He winked as usual and said relaxedly: "Forget it, what can a cartoonist do? If I really change my career, we will meet again on the street." If you do, you'll have to throw a steel coin into my bowl!"

The author has something to say:

Today's lesson: "You can't get a wife if you are thin-skinned"

Speaker: Xiang Kongshan

[ps: The last sentence that Yu Kangzhe said has nothing to do with me. If it is connoted, you can use the screenshot to ask Yu Kangzhe for five yuan in the second and fifth class of No. [-] High School in Lianjiang City. If he doesn't give it, then I have nothing to do .

[2021.12.20 bug has been fixed