Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

You are not stupid if you are good, you have the fastest turning head in Lianjiang City, I can only say that Xiang Kongshan is really an old dog. The pure heart of a boy.Even worse, relying on Yu Yehao to be kept in the dark, teasing people like puppies, just kill and don't bury him, everything will be fine when he is happy; He's just a big scumbag with a lot of gold and jade!

The brain that the big scumbag left behind before leaving, didn't use much force, but it slapped the whole back of Yu Yehao's neck red, making him spend the whole journey home to digest this sudden and familiar joke, But until the door of the house, he closed his eyes, and all he could see in his mind was the last handsome expression of the other party who didn't seem to be smiling at all, making him uneasy as if he had been lowered.

So much so that he didn't realize that the door of the house was opened a small crack at some point, and Ye Xin was standing inside, revealing a small face shrouded in light, staring at him like that for a long time.

What a big deal, Ms. Ye thought.

From Ye Xin's point of view, Yu Ye standing outside smiled and frowned for a while, his ears were so red that he could bleed, like a little lunatic who ran out of some hospital, his whole body was beating drums and gongs It is sending her a very dangerous signal. To sum it up, it is probably:

Hey old girls!did you see it!I, your good son, have something to do right now, I am going to fall in love early, and I will stop studying. I will try to let you have a grandson next year!

Mother Ye conceived for a while, and felt her eyes darken. Seeing that Yu Yehao had no intention of restraining her expression, she coughed dryly, pushed the door open, and when she looked up again, she happened to see Yu Yehao's subconsciously restrained expression, and her mood became stronger Her hair was heavy, as if she would be happy to be a baby in the next second; looking at Yu Ye's confused gaze, she froze for a moment, and then said, "What's the matter, smiling so happily? No.1?"

As a result, it would be better not to ask this question, the last bit of unhidden smile on Yu Yehao's face disappeared, his face drooped, his shoulders collapsed, and the schoolbag strap on one side slipped off, just like that Walked into the living room calmly: "...No, second."

Ye Xin turned pale with shock: What?When I wasn't paying attention, did my son complete the whole process from puppy love to grade decline?

So what's the next step?Is the next step going to be dropping out?

The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became, as if she could already see Yu Yehao squatting on the side of the road begging with his girlfriend with seven-colored hair, but his face remained calm: "The second one is pretty good—"

"No, I was overtaken by Xiang Kongshan!"

It was only then that Ye Xin realized that Yu Yehao's ranking was the combination of the two schools. He relaxed a little, and opened his mouth to boast perfunctorily: "Xiaoshan, that Xiaoshan is really strong——"

Yu Yehao raised her head abruptly, her gaze sharp, causing her to temporarily turn the last word she was about to utter, and narrowly changed it to: "Baby, you will always be No.1 in my mother's heart."

"Come on, I think you like to die to Kongshan."

Yu Ye's tone was sour, but he didn't continue. He carried his schoolbag, walked into his room while Ye Xin was watching him, closed the door with a bang, and went straight to his mobile phone on the table; It was not an illusion, the moment the door was closed, it seemed that Ye Xin had a complicated look behind him.

But he didn't care about these things, and saw that Zhu Qingqing was really online, the pink bunny's head was on, and Yu Ye was so emotional all day long, and now he was happy again.He sent a message to the other party: [Qingqing, how is everything recently?Is it easier than before? ]

Xiang Kongshan had just arrived home, and he was still breathing downstairs, when he heard Xiang Qingzhu standing upstairs calling him, with a strange voice: "Qingqing, Qingqing? Are you there, Qingqing? Are you busy, Qingqing?"

He choked on a mouthful of water, and after he finally swallowed it, he looked at her like he was seeing a psychosis: "What about the soul?"

"...Get out." Xiang Qingzhu stood upstairs on his own, and touched her brother's tiger butt as soon as he came up, only to see her shaking the phone in her hand, far away, Xiang Kongshan could only see clearly There is a chat box displayed on it, "The handsome guy is looking for you."

The unnamed handsome guy in her sister's mouth usually has only one reference, so Xiang Kongshan grinned at the corner of his mouth before he realized it, but he couldn't go back the same way when Xiang Qingzhu's words reached his mouth, he tried his best to tense up. Cursing the corners of his mouth, he didn't realize that he even spoke lightly, "You're secretly playing with your phone again, have you finished your homework yet?"

Xiang Qingzhu glanced at him silently, and then said empathetically, "Brother, laugh if you want, you are really scary like this, like the first day of recovery from facial paralysis."

"Hey, I think you just need a beating—"

Before Xiang Kongshan could catch up, Xiang Qingzhu put his mobile phone on the railing that was one palm wide, and ran into the house as if fleeing for his life; the latter was still standing at the stairs, chased a few steps, stopped suddenly, and Rubbing his chin thoughtfully, he turned his head and looked at the dressing mirror: the handsome man in the mirror had distorted facial features, his brows were wrinkled, and the corners of his mouth twitched from suppressing a smile, just like a young man with epilepsy.

Dasha himself: ...

He put away his expression in embarrassment, stepped in front of the phone, and saw that Yu Yehao really sent him a message, his tone was very soft, revealing a hint of joy and anticipation that he hadn't seen for a long time; Xiang Kongshan wanted to laugh again , he leaned relaxedly on the railing, his fingers fluttering, and quickly replied: [Well, everything is fine, I haven’t been busy at all recently. ]

Yu Yehao looked at his reply and scratched his head, stupidly, suddenly didn't know what to say, and after a long time, he replied: [In this way, then our time is quite coincidental. Are there any difficulties?Did the teacher praise you for making great progress? ]

[The teacher said that the foundation is much more solid than before, and also said that I have opened up, if this continues, I might be able to get No.1. ]

Obviously, Brother Xiaoshan has already used the image of a soft girl in his virtual network very handily. He turned the key ring in his hand, and during the few steps to the room, he followed Yu Yehao's words like coaxing a child. The grade slip belonging to No.1 was casually thrown on the corner of the table by him, and he asked again: [Good brother, you are not taking an exam, how are you doing? ]

In reality, Xiang Kongshan, who asked this question in reality, was given a good slap by Yu Ye because of his lack of wink. Zhu Qingqing on the Internet found out that she was a kind and understanding sweetheart, and even got a well-restricted bitter gourd emoji because of it. Yu Ye couldn't care less about typing, and skillfully pressed the voice button and said, "Don't mention it, this time the car overturned, it's the second!"

No one knows Yu Ye's good ranking better than Xiang Kongshan, and he clicked on the voice just to hear the sound, and only after listening did he reply calmly:

[second?There is still someone who can surpass the good brother, so who is the first? ]

Straight male thinking, subconsciously feel that he can’t say his name, as if Zhu Qingqing will worship Xiang Kongshan as if he worshiped him after saying it; but he doesn’t know where this desire for exclusiveness comes from. , he was very cautious in his words, and finally typed five big characters sonorously and forcefully:

[A big idiot. ]

Xiang Kongshan, who was innocently scolded: ...