Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Ke Wenyao felt that Xiang Kongshan was very strange today.

Not to mention the crumpled Band-Aid on the bridge of the nose, and the whole morning of being in a daze; just now, in the physical education class once a week, everyone is like a puppy released from the cage Sa Huan, only the old man himself, with one hand in his pocket, and a fountain pen in his pocket - learning is coming.

"Brother Shan, you, may I ask you, what medicine did you take by mistake when you went out today?"

Under the sun, Ke Wenyao, who looked a little dark again, held the basketball under his elbow with one hand, and every strand of hair was covered with sweat. He looked as if he had just been fished out of the water, and his school uniform had long since disappeared. Know where it was thrown.At this moment, he is like a big golden retriever who can only have fun, actively mobilizing Xiang Kongshan to participate in his frisbee throwing game: "Brother Shan, you are so boring, physical education is only one class a week, take a little time, you can learn What!"

As Ke Wenyao spoke, he poked his head vigorously in the direction of Kongshan, and looked at Kongshan who had done a small half of the math papers. The smell of sweat smoked the latter from thousands of miles away, but he still didn't realize it: "Let me see... Oh, let me just say, there is a debuff for writing mathematics in physical education class, look at what you made wrong before, stop writing, and play ball!"

"……no."

Xiang Kongshan opened his mouth, thought about it but didn't say anything, just said vaguely: "If you're wrong, you're wrong, it's okay."

After all, nominally speaking, this is Zhu Qingqing's paper.

Brother Xiaoshan has put a lot of effort into creating his own fake persona on the Internet. Someday this scam will be exposed and he will be able to directly become the leader of an MLM organization; but that is only before last night and today. Just like a search engine, it recommended a series of related words in the back, and then inevitably, it reminded him of Yu Ye's soft voice last night.

They are all [-] or [-] year old boys, why is Yu Yehao's voice so flattering like a little fox?

But he couldn't say that, the black-skinned strong man in front of him was weak and careful, and couldn't stand the stimulation, so all Ke Wenyao saw was Xiang Kongshan who suddenly stiffened and ran away, exactly the same as in the morning, as if he was hooked by some little goblin soul.

He yelled a few times in the other party's ear, and the latter cast a cold-looking look, but after a little reading, he could tell that he was bewildered, so he couldn't hold back his words for a whole morning, "What the hell are you doing today? What's going on!"

No one answered, Ke Wenyao began to diverge his thoughts. He looked at Xiang Kongshan's nose with a Band-Aid on it, and was shocked. Many gangster plots such as Young and Dangerous 12345 flashed through his mind one after another. It was him who scared himself enough; in the end, he put his sweaty arm on the sleeve of Xiang Kongshan's school uniform, and said suspiciously: "You can't be... causing trouble, right?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. Yi Xiang Kongshan's appearance that everyone owes him 500 million every day, there must be many people who don't like him. If nothing else, He Jingle will stick to him every day during this period of time. , I can't shake it off like a piece of dog skin plaster!

Ke Wenyao clapped his hands suddenly, startling Xiang Kongshan who was in a daze, and only heard him say righteously: "After all, it's all Yu Yehao's fault!"

Xiang Kongshan:?

Brother Xiaoshan almost thought that the two hundred and five had the ability to read minds, and his heart beat faster for a moment, but he still said calmly, "Hello Yu Ye...what's the matter?"

"You were harassed by He Jingle, isn't it all your fault?"

...Where is this going!

Xiang Kongshan let go of his heart, and couldn't help scolding him: "Fuck you, if you turn another [-] turns, you won't be able to blame Yu Yehao. Don't even think about it, I am, I am—"

"What is it?"

Going all out to Kong Shan, he hooked his fingers at Ke Wenyao, took a deep breath, and said in a low voice, "Brother Hu, I might be sick."

"What?" Ke Wenyao was taken aback, looked him up and down, and rushed to say with his mouth faster than his brain, "Aren't you pretty good, you have a good body and delicious food, you ate two big dishes of potato stewed chicken at school at noon Bowl, what can you have..."

Xiang Kongshan couldn't take it anymore, so he covered his mouth, felt the sticky sweat in his palm, and immediately let go, and wiped the opponent's sports vest in disgust, "It's not that kind of disease, it's... That disease."

"……Understood."

Ke Wenyao slapped the basketball on the ground with a blank expression, "Crazy."

Xiang Kongshan: "..."

Seeing that Ke Wenyao was not going to talk nonsense with him anymore, he himself was anxious: "Don't go! Let me tell you, it's just—"

Xiang Kongshan clung to Ke Wenyao's ear, and gave a rough account of what happened last night. At the end, he rarely said worriedly: "What should I do? Did I study too hard and become a pervert?"

Ke Wenyao's expression has been a little indescribable since he started to say it. After hearing this sentence, he rolled his eyes: "Aren't you Sichun?"

"……what?"

"Brother Shan, I really didn't expect it. I thought you looked so cool and attractive. Not to mention being surrounded by thousands of flowers, at least you couldn't be an innocent boy. I really didn't expect it."

Seeing that Xiang Kongshan's blush was faintly blue, Ke Wenyao held back his smile and pointed him out: "You are just the beginning of love, but you are facing each other, you are more special, just listening to the voice I confessed to myself... Hey, don't go, you haven't said yet, which little girl has such a beautiful voice, and made our Xiaoshan brothers have nosebleeds?"

Xiang Kongshan sprinted ahead expressionlessly, Ke Wenyao stopped playing basketball, and drove him to laugh unscrupulously behind, passers-by looked sideways, as if looking at two handsome psychos; Ke Wenyao laughed at Xiang Kongshan all afternoon, and when school was over , finally realized his conscience, and took out a USB flash drive from his pocket: "Here, look at this, it's high-definition and uncensored, it's very exciting. Xueba, we have to go to the fire occasionally, it's always hurting the body!"

Xiang Kongshan didn't pick it up immediately, and thought of something bad, with a slightly weird expression: "You fucking bring this to school every day?"

"Yeah, isn't today a computer class? Once a week, I secretly open a small window to watch in class."

Xiang Kongshan blushed so much that he could bleed: "You, you, even if you are very angry about sports, you can't watch it in class. In broad daylight, you, you——"

Ke Wenyao:?

Now he felt that Xiang Kongshan might really be perverted, and asked puzzledly: "No, Brother Xiaoshan, don't tell me you haven't even seen this thing."

"Of course I haven't seen it!"

Xiang Kongshan was ashamed and angry, and turned his head to leave. Before leaving, he didn't forget to grab the USB flash drive in Ke Wenyao's hand, like a girl from a good family who was frivolous. He didn't respond to Ke Wenyao's shouts from behind; It happened that it was raining all night, and when he arrived at the school gate, he saw Yu Yehao and Yu Kangzhe chatting and walking out.

Yu Yehao wore a green hoodie under his school uniform today, it was as green as a sapling, he opened and closed his mouth, and he was talking very vigorously; just by looking at him, Xiang Kongshan could imagine that the other party was brisk and soft The sweet voice is like the one that came through the handset of the mobile phone countless times at night.

His nostrils suddenly became hot again, and he quickly lowered his head trying to hide it.

As a result, Yu Yehao had amazing eyesight today. In the past, Xiang Kongshan arrested him, but today he arrested Xiang Kongshan and sent Yu Kangzhe away. In a blink of an eye, he saw Xiang Kongshan's back walking in the opposite direction.

For some reason, the back looks very strange, with one hand raised high, from this angle, it seems to be touching the face, so Yu Ye really thought:

Xiang Kongshan is so narcissistic, he even touches his own face every day, it's not enough, it takes a long time.

Go back and tell Qingqing.

How did he know that the narcissistic Xiang Kongshan went home holding his nose like a thief, sat in front of the computer and fought for 10 minutes, and finally stuffed the hot USB flash drive Ke Wenyao gave him into the computer, and took five Looking forward to five minutes, I opened the only folder in the place where I spurned myself.

Just in case, he even locked the door of the room, and even stuffed several sheets of toilet paper in the bottom crack of the door.

After making all the preparations, Xiang Kongshan clicked on the first video with his trembling hands with an excited heart.

The opening scene is a red and yellow background, a large table covered with a dark red tablecloth is placed in the center, he has never eaten pork and has seen pigs running, so he is a little strange and slightly disgusted: this background is too crude, Ke Wenyao is really not picky.

After a while, two men walked out from the inside, wearing long gowns, each of them looked familiar to him.

Another minute later, he slammed the computer shut with a blank expression on his face.

……

Damn it, it turned out to be the complete works of Guo Degang's cross talk, Ke Wenyao is a stinking idiot.

The author has something to say:

If I were Ke Wenyao, I would be leaning on my eight-pack abs!

Poor little Ke!