When Villain Meets Villain [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Xiaoxiao's face was stuffy on the bed, and he remained motionless. After a while, he looked sideways at his little hands.

These hands are so weak!

Why should he be born again?

Moreover, why is this life different from the previous one?

He has already thought about it, to endure the torture of hell, so that all those who tortured and betrayed him in the previous life will have a good end.

Just like in the previous life, he went to the couple's house, then plotted secretly, occupied their company, cooperated with the company of the boy's father who bullied him in high school before, and set the blame...and...that person...

When Gu Yiwei came home, Gu’s father just took a lunch break. He called Gu Yiwei over, and while working diligently as a qualified excrement shoveler to clean up the cat litter for the ancestors of the family, he said: "I discussed with your mother, and I want to let you Call that kid named Xiaoxiao over for a meal, and I'll take a look."

"Okay, then I'll call him over at noon tomorrow?"

"Let's go tonight! We have to change homework for the children at noon. Have you finished your homework yet?"

"Ahaha, that..." Gu Yiwei said that he had completely forgotten that he was a student.

"Gu—Wei——" Gu's father suddenly raised his voice by eight degrees, and almost knocked over the roof. Gu Yiwei tried to run, but his father grabbed him by the collar from behind, and pushed him to the desk.

"You are not allowed to go anywhere today, just sit here and finish your homework." Father Gu roared, turning his head to the cat who had climbed onto the window sill to join in the fun: "Old ancestor, just keep an eye on him, If he dares to stand up, you will scratch him to death."

"Meow."

"Be sure to keep an eye on it. Dad will buy you fish when you come back."

"Meow."

So, the cat seemed to understand the human language, and sat down cross-legged, wagging its tail, staring straight at Gu Yiwei with a pair of amber eyes.

Gu Yiwei had no choice but to sit on the bench bitterly, looking at the paper unfolded in front of him.

What do you know about the plumbing in the Spring River?Gudao what kind of horse?What does the spring breeze look like in February?What is the circle of the long river?What is the desert?

Ghost knows, grass mud horse, girl-like, round face, straight hair?

Fuck, what is this all about?

If you talk about the difference between high-precision light particle cannonballs and long-distance ion cannonballs, Gu Yiwei can tell you for a long time, but what are these things in front of you?

Thus, Gu Yiwei discovered to his horror that he had indeed inherited part of the memory of the original body, and he also had some knowledge, such as literacy.

That night, the Gu family held a very serious family meeting.

"The day of hoeing at noon?" Mother Gu asked patiently.

Gu Yiwei looked confused: "What do you mean?"

"Oh! My God! So it's not that our son didn't fall into a mental retardation, but after he fell into a mental retardation, he didn't show it obviously."

Therefore, Gu Yiwei was looked at by his father and mother with the eyes of "caring for mentally handicapped children".

"I think back then, when you were three years old, you could memorize a hundred surnames and the Three Character Classic. When you were five years old, you could export Tang poetry and Song Ci, and you could write small compositions that abused idioms." Gu's mother looked sad.

"Hey! Fortunately, I'm only seven years old now, or should I re-enlighten myself?"

"It doesn't seem to be necessary, some characters are still recognizable."

"Xiao Wei is now in the second grade of elementary school, or should she repeat the grade?"

"That's the only way to go. Fortunately, fortunately, I'm not a fool, otherwise what would we do in this life..."

So, due to Gu Yiwei's 'special' situation.He spared a meal of flesh and blood.

Gu's mother and Gu's father began to treat him patiently as a preschool child, and took out old books such as Tang poetry and Song Ci for him to recite.

"..." Gu Yiwei.

Never been this bad.People who are a lot of age have to study hard, rely on.

The next day, Gu Yiwei took advantage of Gu's father and mother to go to class, and hurriedly planned to slip away from the door, but the old ancestor who was told by Gu's father rushed up to him, blocking his way.

One cat and one person stare at each other.

The old ancestor was condescending and had the upper hand.

Gu Yiwei turned around and dug out cat food from the refrigerator, trying to tempt it with food, but this proud ancestor didn't even move his eyes.Thus, a battle between man and cat began.

It's embarrassing to say.The dignified interstellar pirate leader, Gu Yiwei, who has never lost a fight since he joined the army, has fought against countless leaders, snakes, tyrants, various masters and various bosses in the interstellar, and no one has taken advantage of him.But this cat not only put paint on his face, but also scratched him and barked.

"Meow meow meow—"

"Rolling, rolling -"

Finally, both the cat and the human were tired, and the ancestor retreated a foot away, grinning at him.Gu Yiwei hooked his fingers proudly: "Come on, come here if you have the ability, I will make you a bald cat."

Gu Yiwei, who started to shout after winning a cat, swaggered towards the orphanage.

When we arrived at the orphanage, a group of children were laughing and huddling together to receive breakfast. Gu Yiwei looked around but did not see any children.

So, he went straight to find his dormitory.The orphanage has more than a dozen children crowded into one dormitory. When Gu Yiwei passed by, the small quilts in the other beds had been folded neatly and put away, but the children were still nestled in the quilts, showing no intention of getting up.

He walked over silently, sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at the sleeping face of the child.

The child looked bitter and bitter, his brows were furrowed, and he was sweating profusely, as if he had been choked by a nightmare. His entire face was extremely pale, and his lips were bloodless.

Gu Yiwei frowned slightly.

Somewhat puzzled.

Had nightmares at a young age?

What could make him so frightened?

According to the system's 'spoilers', children at this time are still the most innocent and romantic age, and they haven't started to experience those darkness yet.

The atmosphere was not very good at first, but the system came out again and started acting like a monster.

Task [-]: Intimate physical contact with the little villain

Task [-]: Help the little villain who is having a nightmare to get out of the nightmare

"Host host, you can hold the little villain's hand and sing to the little villain who is having nightmares, so that the little villain will not have nightmares." The system warmly reminded.

Ah!Is he such a gentle person?

Intimate physical contact plus escape from nightmares, right?It's not easy.

Gu Yiwei held the child's hand in one hand and clasped his shoulders in the other, and shook him wildly like a ghost: "Short, get up, get up, get up— get up—"

As a result, Lin Xiaoxiao really woke up from the nightmare, and looked at Gu Yiwei in front of her with complete displeasure.

System reminder: The little villain has reduced the favorability of you by 0.01.

"..." Gu Yiwei

"System, you cheated me. Intimate contact, wake up from the nightmare. I did it."

So, shouldn't it increase the favorability?

Do you really have the face to blame me?The system felt that its kindness had fed the dog.

Gu Yiwei explained: "Xiaoxiao, I saw you were having a nightmare, so I shook you awake."

Lin Xiaoxiao lowered her head, hot sweat dripped onto the quilt from her forehead, her voice was a little hoarse: "Oh! What do you want from me?"

The tone was very unfamiliar, Gu Yiwei moved his buttocks to the inside of the bed, crossed his legs and said, "Go to my house for dinner tonight."

"No." Lin Xiaoxiao refused decisively.

He got up and got out of bed, put on his slippers, and turned around to chase Gu Yiwei away, only to find a few bright red finger and paw prints on the kid's face.

"What's wrong with your face?"

"My face?" Gu Yiwei's face was always in hot pain, but this kind of injury was too common in the previous life, so he didn't take it seriously at all.

However, at this moment, Gu Yiwei had an idea.

"Woooooh, Xiaoxiao, someone is bullying me, I can't beat him, can you go to my house and help me teach him a lesson?"

"Have you been bullied?" Lin Xiaoxiao asked.Although, the little kid looked like a drag in front of him, but at any rate, these days, the little kid has been by his side all the time, and he has some feelings for him.If he is bullied, he can't just stand by and watch.

"Hmm! That guy is very ruthless, with very long nails, biting and scratching at me?"

"A girl?" Lin Xiaoxiao asked.

"No, it's a public one." Gu Yiwei felt aggrieved: "Xiaoxiao, my face hurts, and my body hurts too. I have medicine at home, can you help me apply it?"

Lin Xiaoxiao sighed.Guess that this little boy wants to go to his house by himself.Otherwise, he will never give up until he achieves his goal.

"All right!"

Gu Yiwei curled the corners of his mouth proudly, as expected, children are easy to deceive.

So, Gu Yiwei led Lin Xiaoxiao home, and the ancestor who was sitting cross-legged on the window sill saw him, and immediately jumped in front of Gu Yiwei.

Task Three: Embrace the little villain.

I'll go, what the hell is this broken system giving me a task at this time.

"Wow! Xiaoxiao, I'm scared." Gu Yiwei had an idea, and hugged Lin Xiaoxiao sideways, shrinking his face to his neck.

System: I didn't see it.

"Xiaoxiao, it was him who caught me."

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao.

He thought it was a child from Gu Yiwei's relative's family who came to play and bully Gu Yiwei, and planned to warn him, but he didn't know that it was a cat who bullied him.

"Meow meow meow."

Lin Xiaoxiao stepped forward, the old ancestor circled around his feet twice, looked up at him.

Maybe a good-looking child is not only attractive to people, but also to animals. Lin Xiaoxiao bent down and hugged her ancestor.This cat that disliked Gu Yiwei so much and never let him touch it was surprisingly quiet in Lin Xiaoxiao's arms, and even looked at Gu Yiwei provocatively.It seems to be saying: Look at your ugly face, and you still want to sue, I can capture your partner's heart by being cute.

"Xiaoxiao, scratch it, scratch it to death." Gu Yiwei said.

Lin Xiaoxiao gently stroked the kitten's head, expressing with actions that he prefers to see cute kittens compared to herself.

Gu Yiwei, who was compared by a cat, took a deep breath and comforted himself.

Children!Not everyone likes this fluffy, soft and cute animal.Although, he didn't think there was anything cute about this cat, on the contrary, it was very hateful.

Lin Xiaoxiao carried the cat into the living room, one person and one cat nestled on the sofa, the goddamn system unexpectedly jumped out of another mission.

Task [-]: Let the little villain touch his head

Fuck, why let the little man touch his head instead of him touching the little man's head.

"System, come out, I'm going to kill you."

"Hey, host, the starting point of all behaviors in this system is for you to return to the plane world as soon as possible and get a real rebirth."

OK!In order to be reborn, he endured.

So, amidst Lin Xiaoxiao's inexplicable expression, Gu Yiwei directly stretched his head forward, grabbed his hand, pressed it to his own head, and quickly touched him for him.

"What are you doing?" Lin Xiaoxiao was puzzled.

"I want to experience the feeling of a cat being touched by you." Gu Yiwei raised his eyes and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao: "It doesn't seem so bad!"

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao.

The author has something to say:

Lin Xiaoxiao: What are you doing?

Gu Yiwei: Let me experience the feeling of being kissed by you.

Lin Xiaoxiao: I have never kissed a cat.

Gu Yiwei: ...

what to do?The hooliganism was seen through.Waiting online, very urgent.