When Villain Meets Villain [Quick Transmigration]

The old ancestor turned into a little ancestor, and he was so obedient in the arms of the child.Originally, Gu Yiwei felt that there was nothing wrong with cats being more lovable than himself, but the system wanted to come out to provoke right and wrong.

Task Five: Drive away the cat and draw the little villain's attention to himself.

Task [-]: Let the little villain take medicine

Therefore, Gu Yiwei directly reached out and lifted the back of the cat's neck. The old ancestor's hair exploded all over his body, and he strongly protested Gu Yiwei's actions, but Gu Yiwei pointedly said:

"The cat is not clean. It hasn't been washed for a few days. There are parasites. Xiaoxiao, you should wash your hands first."

"Meow meow meow--"

You haven't bathed for a few days. Ben is a clean cat. He just took a bath yesterday.

Gu Yiwei came to the window sill, threw the cat out, then closed the doors and windows, and let the old ancestor scratch the glass frantically outside.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the old ancestor, his gaze was long and deep, like a river spanning time, caught in some kind of memory.

For the rest of his previous and second half of his life, he was accompanied by loneliness. Compared with humans, animals are more reliable.Therefore, in this life, Lin Xiaoxiao likes these small animals even more.

Just like the Persian cat he bought with that person, the cat stayed with him after the person left.Persevere until the end of life.

Gu Yiwei looked at Lin Xiaoxiao's 'reluctant' expression towards his ancestor, coughed lightly, found the medicine box from the drawer, and handed it to him, "Xiaoxiao, take the medicine."

Lin Xiaoxiao finally regained consciousness from some kind of memory, his eyes fell on the little kid who had turned into a big face, picked up a cotton swab, dipped it in the potion and smeared it on him.The movements were not gentle. He realized that the skin of the little kid in front of him might be thicker and more resistant to pain. When he applied it, the little kid didn't even frown.

The task was successfully completed, and System 009 began to chatter in Gu Yiwei's mind.

"Host, now that the two of you are in a world together, you must make good use of the opportunity for the two of you to get along with each other and increase your friendship with the little villain. Only in this way can you influence him with love."

"Oh! Then what should I do?" Gu Yiwei really didn't know anything about getting along with people and getting along with each other, so he humbly asked for advice.

"Host, you can give the little villain what he likes, and do what he likes..."

like?

Gu Yiwei glanced at the cat outside the window.

Children prefer cats.

Then play "Tom and Jerry"!

So, Gu Yiwei turned on the TV, took out the CD that he bought two days ago, and started to play the cartoon he hadn't finished last time.

System 009 jumps wildly, are you sure this is something the little villain likes?Not your favorite?

"Short, do you think this cat is so stupid?" Gu Yiwei said.

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't seem to care much about the kid calling him. He looked away from the TV screen and looked at Gu Yiwei. "Yes, quite similar to you."

"Am I like this stupid cat?" Gu Yiwei felt that he was obviously the smartest type, and he had nothing to do with stupidity. "Little man, brother, I am the descendant of Wenquxing, the reincarnation of Zhiduoxing, the most intelligent on earth, there is no such thing as one of them."

Gu Yiwei crossed his legs, looked at the expression of 'I don't believe it' on the face of the child in front of him, and said, "If you don't believe me, then I will test you?"

Shouldn't I test you in this situation?Lin Xiaoxiao thought so, wondering what's going on in this brat's brain circuit?It's so abnormal.He asked lightly: "What do you want to test me for?"

Gu Yiwei ran to his room, took out the three hundred Tang poems that Gu's father had arranged for him early in the morning, then put the matt book in front of him and said, "It will test whether you can write or not."

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao.

Lin Xiaoxiao's eyes fell on a few lines of bean-sized dog crawling characters on the top of the notebook. Those words were too ugly to look at directly. Although they were horizontal and horizontal, they were not aesthetically pleasing.

"Copy each of these three poems twice." Gu Yiwei said.

Lin Xiaoxiao guessed that this little kid was unwilling to do his homework and wanted him to help.

Heh - copying homework is very simple, but why should he?Little kid, if you want grandpa to help you with your homework, it will be impossible in your next life.

Lin Xiaoxiao blinked. "I'm not literate yet, I can't write."

"It's okay, I'll teach you." Gu Yiwei said domineeringly.

Need you to teach?Grandpa, I have finished my nine-year compulsory education, studied in a key high school in the city, and graduated from a prestigious university... You are a kid who only went to elementary school, where do you have the face?

"No, your handwriting is ugly, and you will definitely not be able to teach me."

"That's not right. Whether you can teach it has nothing to do with my ugly handwriting, but has something to do with your IQ. Could it be that Xiaoxiao thinks she is stupid, so she can't teach you?"

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao.

"Okay! You teach me, you copy these three poems first, I want to see your writing posture."

"It's easy, let's write! Hold the pen in your right hand, hold it whatever you want, do whatever you like, and then draw one stroke at a time, just follow the words on the book." Gu Yiwei took the pen and wrote the beginning of the poem on the notebook. name, and then threw it to Lin Xiaoxiao: "Come and try."

"It doesn't matter if your handwriting is not as good as mine, you are still young, you can practice slowly..."

Before the practice of calligraphy was finished, the child had already picked up the pen and wrote on the grid the beginning of a line of the same poem that Gu Yiwei wrote just now.

Left and right horizontal and vertical strokes, the strokes are vigorous, and the charm is superb.Comparing the upper and lower lines of words, Gu Yiwei's words are immediately set off to look ugly.

Gu Yiwei seemed to be choked by someone, and swallowed the word "practice" back into his stomach. He was stubborn and refused to admit that the child's handwriting was better than his own. Work harder. Come on, write it a few more times, review the past and learn the new."

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao.

In the end, Lin Xiaoxiao finally helped Gu Yiwei finish his homework in order to be clean under Gu Yiwei's scornful embarrassment.

At a quarter to five, Gu's father and mother returned home after class.

Lin Xiaoxiao stood up very politely, and greeted the two of them: "Hello, Uncle and Auntie!"

Comparing the two, Gu Yiwei nestled on the sofa, raised his eyes symbolically, and the owner of the house was full of momentum: "You're back? Sit down."

"Sit down, Xiaowei, there are guests at home, why don't you pour tea for Xiaoxiao?"

Gu Yiwei didn't raise his eyes: "I'm still drinking tea, do I want to drink two cups at the table later?"

Gu's mother had already walked to the refrigerator, she turned her head and asked Lin Xiaoxiao: "What drink would Xiaoxiao want to drink? Milk or juice."

"Give me a bottle of beer, thank you." Gu Yiwei howled.

Gu's father slapped Gu Yiwei on the forehead: "Return the beer, and you are not allowed to drink a drop of water tonight."

After Gu's father entered the door, he kept looking at Lin Xiaoxiao. When he looked away, he accidentally saw the words written in the matte pad on the table. He quickly picked it up, his eyes were amazed, and he asked with a suspicious expression: "Is this word written on the pad?" Okay, is this written by Xiaoxiao?"

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled shyly and nodded.

"Not bad, not bad, the writing is beautiful and neat. Xiaoxiao is five years old, right?" Father Gu glanced at the two of them, the meaning of the comparison was too obvious.

Gu Yiwei took the notebook from Father Gu's hand and said, "Well, he is five years old, younger than me, so I let him."

Father Gu choked, blowing his beard and staring in anger.

In the past, my son was just skinny, and his mouth was not so owed, but now he is skinny and owed, which makes people angry everywhere.He looked at the child on the sofa beside him. The child was wearing a washed white shirt, an absolute beauty, sitting quietly beside him, polite and seductive.

Father Gu also suddenly felt that his son was no longer good.

"What does Xiaoxiao like to eat?" Father Gu asked enthusiastically.

"I can do anything, I'm not picky eaters." Lin Xiaoxiao.

"Don't eat coriander, don't eat green onions, don't drink bitter, don't taste spicy, don't touch cold food, you don't picky eaters?" Gu Yiwei raised his eyebrows and said loudly, then he raised his hand and pointed at Gu's father. Said: "Dad, I'm not picky eaters, don't eat cold ones, don't eat hot ones, don't eat sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, and you can do whatever else you want?"

"..." Father Gu.

Now he has a strong urge to adopt Lin Xiaoxiao as his son.As for his own son, how far can he go?

"Look at Xiaoxiao, learn more." Father Gu roared.

Gu Yiwei turned his head and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao, a little puzzled: "What do you want to learn from him? Short? Not picky eaters? Or?"

"Gentle, polite, well-behaved and obedient."

"Oh!" Gu Yiwei nodded: "She is a good wife and mother."

"..." Father Gu.

What can I say?I was speechless.

So, Father Gu went to cook.

Gu Yiwei saw that Gu's father and mother were crowded into the kitchen, and turned to Lin Xiaoxiao, "What do you think of my parents?"

"pretty good."

The family atmosphere of the Gu family is the best that Lin Xiaoxiao has ever encountered.Parents and mothers are very open-minded people, they will not force little kids to do anything, and they will never use their parents' majesty to suppress little kids.Let him not allow this or that.Just from the interaction between the little kid and his parents, it can be seen that this is a loving family.

"Xiaoxiao, if my parents want to adopt you, are you willing?"

Lin Xiaoxiao was taken aback.

Before, the kid seemed to have mentioned about letting his parents adopt him.But why?Picture what?

He was just a helpless orphan.

But if the other party is really willing to adopt him, is he willing?Lin Xiaoxiao didn't know, her head seemed to be mixed with paste, and she couldn't think for a while.It may be because, before this, he had never considered being adopted by anyone other than the couple who abused him in his previous life.

In other words, he didn't think about changing to another way of life.

Live in the sun, live in the rain, live in a place with laughter.

He was just burying his head and roots in a darker place, trying to hide himself from head to toe, and then quietly dragged all the people who betrayed him and bullied him in the previous life to hell and died together.

"Xiaoxiao, are you willing?" Gu Yiwei asked again.

"why?"

"what?"

"Why do you want to adopt me?"

"Because you are gentle, polite, and obedient!" Gu Yiwei said casually.

oh?Is it for this reason?

"What if I'm not gentle, polite, well-behaved and obedient?" Lin Xiaoxiao smiled faintly, Gu Yiwei looked at his delicate face, and there was a hint of a smile in the child's black and white eyes.

It seems to have that evil smile, weirdly.

"That's better, I happen to be like this. The two of us can make a couple." Gu Yiwei didn't care.

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao.

"What if I have a dark heart, withdrawn, paranoid, and a big villain?" Lin Xiaoxiao asked again.

"Um..." Has this kid watched too many cartoons?How can you ask such a profound question.Gu Yiwei said without hesitation: "My parents are both teachers, don't worry, under their strict education, you will thrive and grow into a good young man with good roots. I will also teach you patiently... teach you, let us Let's fight together for world peace."

No wonder!Of course, it is for me to be reborn, to take revenge, to blow up the interstellar, and to fight! ! !