When Villain Meets Villain [Quick Transmigration]

"Are you serious?" Gu's mother, who had regained her composure, asked.

"Really." Gu Yiwei nodded: "That kid is very obedient."

However, he was a little stubborn in front of him.

"Let's think about it with your dad!" Mother Gu finally said.

Gu Yiwei nodded and entered the room.

"Host host, don't forget, the little villain will soon be adopted by those cruel adoptive parents." The system reminded Gu Yiwei.

"I haven't forgotten." Gu Yiwei said lightly.

"then you……"

"I'm waiting for a genius-like IQ that can be detected by a small broken system like yours." Gu Yiwei showed an unpredictable smile.

So, the next day, Gu Yiwei found an old fortune teller who set up a stall under the shade of a tree.

"Old man, how much is the fortune-telling?"

The old man waved his hand and motioned him to look at the cards on the table next to him.

On the card was written in bold and powerful characters: Magical calculation, five yuan a hang.

For the material level of a small town, the fee is neither too high nor too low.

Gu Yiwei looked at the sign and read aloud: "Needs don't count, today is free."

"Are you blind? It's a clever plan, five yuan a piece." The old man roared.

Gu Yiwei looked at the sunglasses the old man was wearing.

It seemed that he was not the one who was blind.

However, he was indeed the one who opened his eyes and said nonsense. He picked up the sign, brought it closer to the old gentleman and said, "I'm not blind, and I'm not mistaken. You can see for yourself, what is written on it is: "Needs don't count, today is free." . "

"..." Old Mister.

"Go, go, where is the child, go aside."

"Hey! Old man, how do you know I'm a child? You can't see me. I'm clearly an adult, but my voice hasn't kept pace with the years."

"..." Old Mister.

All right!You are what you say.

"I want to tell a fortune." Gu Yiwei said.

"Five yuan a count."

"It's free on your sign."

"It doesn't matter what the sign says, but I have the final say."

"What do you say?"

"Five yuan a count."

"You're contradicting yourself. Didn't you just say that what the sign says doesn't count? But what's written on the sign is five yuan. Since it doesn't count, how can what you say count?"

"..." Old Mister.

He should have met the legendary gangster.

"I made a calculation, you shouldn't talk today. Go fast." The old man waved away people.

"I just want to figure it out, are you a good person?" Gu Yiwei said.

"It doesn't matter, of course I'm a good person." The old man said loudly.

"Then help me figure it out again, can I be successful with my blind date tomorrow?"

"..." Old Mister.

When he is blind, he can only hear voices but can't see people, so don't you know he is a little kid?

Still on a blind date, a bastard with no hair yet.

So, the old man took off his sunglasses, stared and said, "I'm not blind."

Gu Yiwei was startled: "You actually lied."

"Have I ever said that I'm blind? Look at my stall. Is it written that blind people tell fortunes?"

"Then you wear sunglasses?"

"Are people who wear sunglasses blind?"

All right!Gu Yiwei stopped teasing the old man, he took out 50 yuan from his pocket and put it in front of the old man.

"Old sir, I want you to help me..."

"Don't even think about it, go ahead, kid." The old gentleman pushed the money on the table back to Gu Yiwei.

"No, I haven't finished talking yet. Grandpa is like this. I have a friend from the orphanage. I want to invite you..."

Gu Yiwei struggled a lot, and finally settled with the fortune teller.

He went to find the grandfather who helped push the cart last time (let's say it was a help!), bought three catties of oranges, and leaned in front of him, saying, "Grandpa, I want to ask you to do me a favor..."

Afterwards, he carried the fruit and went to the orphanage, picked some fresh and beautiful big oranges for the children, and distributed the rest to the other children in the orphanage.

Brush the sense of presence, brush the task.Another day of 'teaching' the villain.

In a blink of an eye, the middle-aged couple arrived as promised.

Early in the morning, Gu Yiwei squatted on the side of the road, scratching the tire as before.But luckier this time, the couple drove slowly when they entered the village, and braked in time.

The tires of the car just lost control and got stuck in the side ditch.

The two cursed for a while.

"It's unlucky, nothing good happened these days."

After calling for help, the couple had to walk to the orphanage.As soon as he reached the corner of the street, an old voice came over:

"The two of you are from Ye City?"

The couple were taken aback for a moment: "That's right! We just came from there."

The old man smiled mysteriously and pointed to the sign beside him.

At Gu Yiwei's request, the sign was replaced with: "Great calculation, one hundred yuan per hang, absolutely accurate, if you make a mistake, you have the ability to smash the stall."

"If I'm not mistaken, if the two of you come here, the journey will definitely not be smooth." The old gentleman stretched out his hand in a dignified manner, his five fingers seemed to be calculating, and then suddenly said: "Hey! Everything is not going well, so it turns out that there is a reason for restraint people appear."

The two couples didn't believe in fortune-telling at first, but after hearing what the old man said was very suitable for their recent situation, they couldn't help but leaned forward and asked:

"The person who is obsessed with fate appears? What does this mean?"

At this moment, the old man who bought fruit came over with a bag of oranges and said enthusiastically:

"Mr. Zhong is telling your fortune again! Come on, come on, this is my wish from the old man. I didn't go out last time thanks to your fortune-telling. As a result, guess what? I heard that there was a car accident on that road." .As expected of being an apprentice of a master of fortune-telling, his calculations are accurate. Very powerful."

The old man tells fortunes, the price is not much, and the time is punctual, and everyone in the town knows it.

Occasionally come to count as a hang, but also for peace of mind.

As for what kind of god is the disciple of a great god?nonexistent.

The old man was a little dazed, his eyes were half-closed, and he asked silently through the sunglasses. The old man leaned into his ear and whispered:

"Xiao Wei paid for it, let me give you a show."

The fortune teller understood instantly.I thought to myself, boy Wei is quite clever, and he even specially found a 'sitter'.

The old man patted the fortune teller on the shoulder.Then, he looked at the middle-aged couple, and blew Mr. Bo's rainbow fart on them.

Seeing that the two of them were stunned for a while, they left satisfied.

Therefore, the two believed in the fortune teller seven points.

The old gentleman did the math, and said the two people's birthdays were exactly the same.Of course, the birthday horoscope was always provided to the old man by the fortune-teller, and Gu Yiwei had told him all the information about the two of them in advance.

The two of them believed it completely.

"Old man, you said that we are not going well these days because there are people who refrain from fate?"

The fortune teller nodded: "I see that your Yintang is black, and the black air is entwined, but the source of this black air is not you, but the people you have come into contact with."

"A person in contact, isn't it?" The two couples looked at each other in blank dismay.

At the same time, they remembered what Gu Yiwei said before.Could it be that the child named Lin Xiaoxiao is really lonely, trying to beat them?

"I calculated it with my fingers, and it seems that the person who is destined to be restrained is in..." The old man pointed his hand, and he just pointed in the direction of the orphanage: "Southeast."

Then, he tapped on the sign on his desk: "Break money and eliminate disaster."

So, the two couples quickly took out a hundred yuan and put it in front of him.Originally, the old man didn't bother to do this kind of defrauding of people's money, but he heard Gu Yiwei say that these two people are not good birds. Sell ​​fakes.

Yecheng News had previously reported an incident where a contractor secretly replaced the building materials of the owner, shoddy, and the materials purchased by the owner were the Jingcheng Building Materials Company opened by the husband and wife in front of them.

Although there were many doubts, the matter ended because the contractor took over all the mistakes and committed suicide by jumping off the building.

Anyone with a discerning eye knows that things are not that simple. After Gu Yiwei mentioned a few words, the old fortune teller had to think more.Therefore, at this moment, I don't feel guilty at all for taking money from black-hearted people like them.

"Sir, here, then you can tell us how to completely resolve this."

The fortune teller looked at the two couples inscrutably, and before he could say anything, the two couples took out another five hundred yuan and put it in front of him.

"..." Old Mister.

He just wanted to pretend to be mysterious out of habit, and he didn't want money, but since the other party was so sincere, wouldn't it be embarrassing not to accept it?

Therefore, he stretched out his hand and took the money away without hesitation, and said slowly, "It's simple, just stay away from those who are destined to kill you."

Therefore, the couple who originally planned to take Lin Xiaoxiao back did not even dare to go to the orphanage.Call the director of the orphanage directly and tell him not to adopt.

When Lin Xiaoxiao heard the news, she was stunned.

Everything seems to follow the trajectory of the previous life, but why?

Different again?

Gu Yiwei, who claimed that he wanted to send Lin Xiaoxiao off on the last day, twitched his lips slightly.

It seems that the plan was a success!

However, System 009 is not calm anymore.

"Host, you, you... how did you do it?"

You obviously just moved your lips and asked a fortune teller to help the couple to do a fortune teller, and then found a babysitter to blow rainbow farts in front of the fortune teller. Maybe you will believe it!

Gu Yiwei proudly said: "Wrong, it's not just the tire incident."

"what?"

"I'm making good use of the plot." Gu Yiwei explained to the system with insufficient IQ: "You told me the life trajectory of the child in the previous life in advance. According to the plot, the child has already been taken to the couple's house at this moment. During the period when the child first arrived, the business field of the husband and wife was not going well, and accidents happened one after another at home. Therefore, in order to release the pressure, the abuse of the child was intensified. But because of my interference, the child was not released in advance. Adoption, but those things that will happen will still happen naturally. So, I just made a time difference. Let them mistakenly think that these things happened because they came into contact with people who are obstinate."

Then, the fortune teller acts as the last straw that breaks the camel's back.

Naturally, they would give up the idea of ​​adopting Lin Xiaoxiao, as far as they could go.

"Wow!" The system stared wide-eyed. "Host, host, so you are so smart."

Heh——you just now realize that I'm smart, it's unbearable.

"That's great, Xiaoxiao, you..." Gu Yiwei turned his head happily, but found that the child's complexion was not good.

He suddenly remembered that in his previous life, the child was very happy because he was adopted by that couple.He seemed eager to go to the couple's house.

"Xiaoxiao, don't be sad, they won't adopt you, or I'll let my parents adopt you?" Gu Yiwei wanted to test Lin Xiaoxiao's thoughts first.

However, the child just glanced at him indifferently, turned around, and went straight back into the house.

bump--

The loud slamming door showed the child's inner displeasure at the moment.

"Hey!" The orphanage teacher shook his head, looked at Gu Yiwei and said, "You may not know that not many children from these orphanages can be adopted, especially by families with good backgrounds. If the person who runs the company can be adopted by them, Xiaoxiao will suffer less hardship in her future life..."

Is it?Then how would you know that sometimes the so-called paradise on earth in people's eyes is actually an underground purgatory.

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