Night Rabbit Shinra

Time runs through a lap like F1, so one year passed, I was six years old, and Shenwei was four years old.

My aunt originally wanted to teach me how to read and read, but she gave up after knowing that I had read no less than 500 books, and said that my education level was high enough to be the first teacher of Shenwei.

Although this level of education, which is similar to having a golden finger, sounds absurd, but I was able to talk and walk when I was one year old, and my mother began to teach me how to read and write since then.In addition to taking care of my mother, I have nothing to do on weekdays, so with her support, I developed the habit of reading.

On the issue of bibliography, my mother and I had a disagreement.She thinks that I should read more popular science books to become a learned and handsome young man (?!), and I think I should read more literature books to cultivate my melancholy literary youth temperament.

My mother was very angry at my stubbornness and tampered with it from the source.So among the 500 books I read, 100 are literature, 200 are popular science, and the remaining 200 are recipes, guides for pregnant women, health care for the elderly, rules for housewives... orz

But no matter what kind of books those 500 books are, even if they are all books with colors, such a huge base number guarantees my literacy.

I think I am a very dedicated and good teacher, but Shenwei is really not a good student.

If a strange aunt is stared at by a limp little Zhengtai, she will blush infinitely shyly.No matter how low the moral integrity is, it turns into a wolf and pounces on it.

But sorry, I feel like a lolita.

Ah, I'm sorry again, I forgot that I'm not at all delicate and flimsy.

I tapped my index finger on the table lightly, and I looked at him expressionlessly: "Shenwei, you should be going through the hurdles that children who try to imitate the writing of standard characters but still write like ghosts no matter how hard they try, are not staring at him. Watching me as a teacher and brother."

Shenwei's big white rabbit's front teeth have grown back in a year, and this time he speaks clearly and full of murderous intent: "I have no interest in literacy at all!"

"My stupid brother—" This is the 231st time I have said this mantra since I came here: "Haven't you heard the phrase 'uneducated, it's terrible'? I don't want my brother to even I can’t even write my own name, which will lead to being cheated out of my life by a black-hearted boss’s labor contract in the future, only to find that I have written my name wrong, but I don’t have to be responsible at all.”

Shenwei was not surprised by this false future, but pouted and said: "You are delusional, worry too much, I am not so stupid." Very useful, at least for now.

If it was the later Shenwei, it is estimated that he either smiled and said "then kill him" or smiled and said "if you are too wordy, I will kill you".

However, it turns out that even the smallest Yetu is also Yetu. After Shenwei pinched the third pen with wrong force, I sighed and sharpened a new pen, and taught him: "Put the index finger here and the thumb here. The pen Lean here. Yes, feel the strength of my grip on your hand, and then use it on the pen. Remember, this is a weak girl with a pencil, not a strong man with a pen. Even a strong man with a pen would have the strength you just had heroic."

Seeing Shenwei's absent-minded look, I added: "Controlling strength is the mountain that must be climbed on the road to become a master of fighting." Then Shenwei's expression immediately became very serious.

I taught him to write down the word [Shenwei], and I sighed helplessly: "My stupid brother, even if an excellent brother like me does magic blessings to you, the effect is still so bad. What a waste of my efforts."

Shenwei didn't care at all, and turned to look at me curiously, "How do you write my brother's name?"

So I taught him to write the word "Shinra" again, and I sighed again: "Why do I have so many strokes in my name? It will take up a lot of time when I take the exam."

Kamui nodded in agreement: "It's really tiring to write. But the first character is the same?"

I said, "It reads completely differently." (kamui, 神威; Shin'Ra, 神罗) I said, Mom, why don't you add a word with such complicated strokes at the end?How obsessed are you with FF7!

"Shenwei, today you have to recognize 100 characters."

Shenwei made a gesture of flipping the table with both hands: "Brother is bad!"

I pressed down on the table with one hand, and baited without pressure: "100 words a day, 1000 words are typed once."

Shenwei immediately jumped over happily and hung on me: "Brother is the best!"

Auntie appeared weird again, and the fingers covering the nose dripped a little red blood: "Brother and brother, brothers and brothers! Brother has a brother! Alas are really love!

Mom said that her good sister is a rotten girl.Although it is not hardcore, it has already been poisoned extremely deeply.At that time, I asked her if she was, and she proudly puffed out her chest: "I am Mary Sue!" Su lost the virginity of several powerful men, and Su produced a monster.

The author pressed the fast-forward button again without authorization, and quickly jumped to half a year later. The author expressed without pressure that this chapter is composed of transition and trivial matters.

In six months, Shenwei challenged me 12 times, and the score is still 0:12.What is surprising is Kamui's growth rate. It is undeniable that he is extremely talented in fighting, which is completely inherited from his father.

When I reported this to Master, Master was silent for a while and said, "Then you are a monster among monsters. I have never seen a Yetu who fights completely by reason. Even death and massacre cannot stimulate your instinct."

I nodded seriously: "So you want to stimulate my instinct, I thought you were really going to kill me."

The master snorted: "You should be grateful for your reason. If your reason hadn't influenced me, I would really be unable to control my instinct and kill you."

I understand that Night Rabbit loves to fight.And battles often end with the death of one party.Should I be honored?The Strongest Man taught me so seriously that it nearly killed me multiple times.

Half a year is enough for Shenwei to learn a lot, and it is natural to have doubts about me, a creature that is completely different from them.Once he took a nap on my lap, and after waking up, he kept staring at me, staring at me so hairy that I couldn't help but speak.

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at my brother's face."

"Does it look good?"

"Ugly."

As soon as Shen Wei finished saying this, I punched him straight in the stomach. The former rubbed his stomach and said without pain, "Although it's ugly, it's still recognizable. It doesn't look like us at all." After a pause, he asked, "Did brother pick it up?"

I lied calmly with no expression on my face: "Actually, I am the illegitimate child of your father who was fooling around outside behind his aunt's back and didn't know that he was wearing a condom." The unilateral beating in the next room has nothing to do with me.

Shenwei pointedly exposed my lie: "Nonsense, Dad wouldn't dare! Even if he dared, no one would like him except Mom!" My stupid brother, the Emperor of Truth is destined to live soon.I bet you walk out of this room and your brilliant teenage career is coming to an end.

I lied again calmly with a blank face: "Actually, what I said just now was just to cover up the profound issues that you can't understand, such as genetic mutations. My child, this world is too mysterious. You should give up the exploration of the origin of the universe, otherwise It will be too late when you feel deeply ignorant and desperate enough to commit suicide by jumping off the building."

Shenwei thumped into my arms: "No matter what, my brother is my brother!"

So I calmly took out a handkerchief and handed it to an aunt who suddenly appeared with a few strands of black hair in one hand.

The author has something to say: In fact, people really don’t want to update it. I hate it~ It’s just that I suddenly reviewed Xiayin fucking today, so don’t have any expectations for the next update, girl.

Pierce: Shinra has the attribute of facial paralysis, paranoia, and talkativeness.