Night Rabbit Shinra

When I woke up from a nap, there was a faint sunlight falling through the gaps in the thick clouds, and it just fell on the empty space around me, coating the slightly musty-smelling floor with a light layer of gold.

Curiously, he stretched out his fingers into the beam of light, maybe because it was too weakened, his fingers did not feel any discomfort, nor did he feel any warmth.But the bright colors made everyone who saw it couldn't help but feel excited.

My ears sensitively picked up the slight vibration of the floor, and I slowly turned over to face the door: "Come here, Kamui."

A little ghost with messy red hair on his head no longer deliberately slowed down when he heard the words, he ran out of the shadows cheerfully and rushed towards him: "Brother~Brother~"

The left index finger pressed against his forehead to stop his progress, then sat up and looked at his face in the faint light: "Injured? Do you want to deal with it?"

Kamui rubbed the laughing bruises on his fleshy round face, and said proudly: "I beat the guy next door! His right hand was broken by me!"

You won't want an apology, will you? ! ! !

Shenwei immediately wagged his non-existent tail and praised me with an expression on his face: "It seems that I am definitely the worst! Brother can go and ask for an apology."

I rubbed his head as a reward: "Good boy."

Kamui immediately flopped and lay in my arms, like a little pet dog.If memory serves me though, the guy next door was ranked 15th among the kids in the neighborhood, and soon to be me.

My name is Shinra, gender male parenthesis pseudo-reverse parenthesis, this year is 6 years old, my hobbies are reading, eating and sleeping, my specialty is fighting as a nanny, my ideal is to have a beef bowl that can never be eaten and a submissive wife and slave .

After introducing myself to an unknown corner, I got up and walked towards the kitchen under the protest of the two people's stomachs. Shenwei wrapped his hands around my neck and stuck to me, and his two short legs were still lingering. on my waist.

If it weren't for the fact that both of us were still young, this scene would be a bit erotic.

A few days ago, my aunt started to suffer from morning sickness. There are two adults and two growing children in this family. In order to support the family, the master is currently on a long-term business trip. Followed by the mission.Alas - can I complain to the Interstellar Federation Center about illegal child labor?

I stretched out my hand and grabbed the hair on Shenwei's head that flickered, and I said, "Come down, I'm going to cook."

Shenwei jumped down obediently, before I could take the next step, he jumped up from behind me again, and said happily, "My brother is so tall."

"Cough, let go of your hands." I turned on the light in the dark, and I started to measure rice for cooking, "That's because I will drink the milk. If a boy is under 180, he won't be able to marry a wife~"

It will be a lifelong tragedy for a girl if she can't get out of the A cup!So milk or something, please don't come carelessly! 【Mother language】

Shenwei rubbed his messy red hair against me: "Brother will definitely reach 180, and then he will marry me!"

Huh?Kamui (male) + Shinra (male [female]), will it work or not?On the surface it doesn’t seem to work, but in fact it seems to work, but in reality it seems a bit impossible, so is it okay or not?

I was confused and started staring at the rice cooker in a daze.

And the instigator had already fallen asleep lying on top of me.Hey brat, you're drooling~

A race with a sparse population like Yetu attaches great importance to fertility issues. Although most of the diseased wounds will become a good rabbit after lying down for a few days, every pregnant woman will be sent to the tribal hospital for unified care, with a [-]% discount [ stress】!There are even occasional leftover nutritious meals for Shenwei and me to add to the meal [heavy accent]!

Anyway, Shenwei and I live in the house now, and we only cook meals for two, wash clothes for two, and don’t need to tidy up my aunt’s room. It’s so blissful!As for the days when my younger brother or sister was born with aggravated housework, it is not within the scope of my short-sighted consideration.

I grabbed a newspaper at random and waited for the light to turn green. Auntie’s exquisite rare books with copper skin + border + illustrations were out of my reading range. Yetu’s unique fighting instinct told me that once I touched those books, I would Going down some kind of path of no return.

The aroma of rice drifted over with the rising steam, and I could clearly feel the flapping of the nose of the little devil on his back. He greedily took a big breath, and opened his mouth to bite my neck.

-_-#

I quickly slapped him down.Tsk, bite really hard.

The little red-haired devil on the ground rubbed his eyes, and after I pulled his paws away, he opened his eyes that were as big as something, and he clung to me again with a mutter: "Brother, the duck is gone——Shenwei is so hungry——"

I rubbed my neck and stared at him: "It's not a duck, it's my brother!"

Shenwei blinked and looked at me with big eyes: "Brother is a duck?"

Mouth, you are the duck, your whole family are ducks!Oh no, Auntie Master, I was wrong!

I pointed to the criminal evidence and showed him: "Everything you bit, the skin is torn!"

Bai Nennen's fingertips slipped over carefully, bringing out a few drops of blood, Shenwei stared blankly at the blood beads on his fingertips with wide eyes, and lowered his head to swallow them.

==Who will tell me what the hell this stupid brother is doing?

Kamui raised his head, his eyes were frighteningly bright, and he looked expectant: "Brother, do I still want it?"

I heard that saliva can sterilize... Alcohol costs money... I can't repair this wound myself... After thinking about it, I stretched my neck and said, "Lick it clean."

Kamui immediately jumped over joyfully, licking and giggling.

【Mother of Heaven, is there really nothing wrong with my education method? 】

After eating a poke of white rice sprinkled with seafood-flavored seasoning packets, I called the dirty kid to take a bath.Shenwei hugged my waist and twisted: "Brother, wash with me~ Let's wash together~"

"No." Firmly.

"Why—" Baozi's face was full of tears.

"..." Can't think of a reason.

"..." His face became more puffed up like a steamed stuffed bun.

"Then...to sleep together at night?" I remember that Shenwei seemed to have proposed to sleep with me very early on, but it should be fine if you are careful.

Kamui o(≧v≦)o: "Good!"

this kid...

I held my forehead weakly, and watched him hop and hop towards the bathroom, thinking about the lack of a room to tidy up from today, I immediately went to move the quilt in a good mood~ la la la, Shinra is such a good brother~

wrong!It's a good sister! 【Mother's Language in Heaven】

small theater:

Kamui challenged Shinra once, with a literacy level of 1, and Shinra assigned a composition - "My Words".

Shenwei (confused): "What is Koukou?"

Shinra (face expressionless): "Although it seems to have a harmonious meaning, if it appears in writing, it usually means filling in the blanks."

Kamui: "Can you fill in everything?"

Shinra (patience): "Dreams, family, pets, friends, hobbies... Grammatically, you can fill in anything as long as it is a noun."

Shenwei lowered his head and wrote vigorously, shaking his head in a daze, and finished it in 10 minutes.

"My Brother"

My elder brother looks a little different from our family, with white hair and blue eyes, ugly. (beat)

My brother is good at doing housework, and the food is delicious! (beat)

My brother fights very well!But the most powerful in the future must be me! (cut)

PS: I want to take a shower with my brother.

Shinra: "I haven't taught PS, have I?" [You got the point wrong, hey! 】

The author has something to say: Although Shinra is not a purebred night rabbit, let’s change the eye color to the blue night rabbit