Night Rabbit Shinra

Uncle and Yewang Fengxian are both said to be the strongest, so their skills are naturally not covered, and their skills in practicing human kung fu are certainly not covered.On the day the training plan was made, the auntie smiled like a virgin and said, "Training that can be combined with daily life is the real training~"

I get up early every day, hold an umbrella and carry a load on my back, and go to a certain cheap and high-quality vegetable market that is far away, buy enough meals for four people, and then run back.Yetu has a big appetite, and the food for a day is weighed in kilograms, so that after carrying all the food on his back, it looks like a combination of a loli and a giant sword.

Ah, sorry, my looks insult the beautiful word loli.

To be precise, in order to follow my mother's advice, I am now a "right lady", and without accident, I have been "male" for a long time.

Ah, I'm sorry, my looks insulted the beautiful word Shota.And it's off topic.

In order to ensure that the family can eat as soon as they get up, I have to run back in a very short time, and then cook and sweep the floor to wake them up.After eating, I have to wash the dishes, and I also cook lunch and dinner.

The above training content is no different from the days when I was with my mother.My mother is a carefree person who can't take care of herself very well, and I am precocious than ordinary children, and I have been taking care of her almost since I can walk.And the mother's time in a day other than eating and sleeping is composed of staring at the sun, staring at me, and staring at the distance.

It wasn't until a long time later that I found out after someone pointed it out that I had actually been a nanny for their family for many years for free.

The rest of the training program is the focus.

Master likes to exercise after meals.At this time he will call me outside and fight with me for a while.He said: "Night rabbit battles rely on instinct and experience. Fighting with me is to stimulate your fighting instinct and increase your experience against the enemy at the critical moment of life and death."

Every time I exercise after a meal, I always lie on the ground exhausted and injured.

Master commented on me like this: "Your body is very suitable for fighting, but you yourself don't have the consciousness to fight. Shinra, don't you have any sense of survival?"

Survival consciousness?

Of course I do, I learn to fight just to survive, but if possible, I don't want to have to fight in my life.

If these training programs are for exercising my physical strength, then the next program is to seriously challenge my upper limit of mental strength——Take care of Shenwei.

Originally, he was very upset with me for taking a share of my aunt's attention. After that little beating, he often came to harass me, and he would fight me if he could.

For example, swap out my beef-flavored bechamel for a vegetable flavor.

For example, tearing holes out of my clothes.

For example, rubbing snot into my hair.

I couldn't bear it any longer, and on a rainy day [it rains every day, okay] I grabbed him by the collar and came to my room and closed the door, looking at him with a blank expression: "Are you finished?"

Shenwei's smile is so bright, he has no front teeth, and even speaks out of the air: "I will definitely win you this time!"

My mother said that villains should not be messed with.Kamui is smaller than the tip of a needle no matter in terms of height, age or heart. [Kouhu is definitely as tall as thousands of pinheads! 】 I decided that adults have a lot to accommodate him once.

We are civilized people, and we don’t do things that require physical strength, are prone to injury and have no insurance, so I proposed to compare the thrust.

Kamui was obviously not happy, but reluctantly nodded in agreement.

Because I was too clingy, I simply let him go. As a result, the kid got very angry and jumped up and bit him.I easily pressed his head to prevent him from approaching, and I felt secretly refreshed when I saw the little devil's elbows dangling desperately but he couldn't get close.

At this time, the auntie passed by with the washed clothes. I was startled and quickly let go of Shenwei, but the little ghost jumped on me before braking and threw me down.

Aunt Shengma smiled: "Shinra-chan, marry my Kamui when you grow up."

I pushed away Shenwei and said, "Auntie, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please don't curse me so viciously!"

Auntie smiled and patted me on the forehead: "Oh, it's not auntie, it's sister~ Of course, you can also call me mother if you want."

I trembled: "My lord, please forgive me for the sake of the villain's sincere confession." The aunt stood up happily: "I will cook at night and eat mapo tofu!"

Hearing the sound of footsteps gradually disappearing, I stood up and pinched the face of Shenwei, who was giggling, and joked seriously: "Boy, you will miss me if you are only 180 tall in the future."

With a click, the jagged teeth of the kid pierced into my flesh, and the blood flowed out.Shenwei licked his blood and said viciously: "Who wants to miss your sissy?!" I gave him a punch.

Apart from being a little clingy and a little bit talkative, Shenwei is actually very funny, especially when he is changing diapers and taking a shower.Ah very shy.

Auntie almost gave me the job of taking care of Shenwei. She called it cultivating the relationship between husband and wife. I think she didn't want me to be lonely.

I am not lonely at all.I have two mothers.

"Shenwei, change the diaper."

The little devil frowned, and his words leaked: "I'm already 3 years old, so I don't need diapers!"

I easily tied him up, took off his pants, stripped off his underwear, took a towel, wiped the PP and put on a new diaper, the movements were skillful and natural.When the rope was released, the kid's eyes were red and tears were shining, it must have been very humiliating.

I comforted: "Although I, who has not used diapers for a few months, cannot understand the psychology of a 3-year-old who is still using diapers, but I will not laugh at you."

Shenwei clenched his fists: "You are obviously laughing. You are obviously laughing at me!"

I was serious: "I am very serious to comfort you, please don't insult my kindness." After thinking for a while, I clenched my fist and shook: "If you make trouble for no reason, I will beat you." It is a threat, not a joke!

Shenwei immediately jumped up when he heard the words: "Okay, okay!"

Rely on it, your M is hopeless!

In fact, when I think about it later, as the saying goes - three years old is old.A guy who can't even control the central nervous system and often wets the bed, how can he control his instincts.

What a horrible beast.

I think I should teach him well, after all, my aunt will probably kick me out if I can't teach well.After thinking about it, I decided to borrow a popular line from a popular supporting character in a popular comic, cleared my throat and said solemnly: "My stupid brother, you are too weak. Remember the humiliation and hatred now, let them become your strength."

I think if this is the case, Kamui will not harass me until he is stronger than me.

But I was wrong.For a long time, as Kamui's only challenger, harassing Brother Shinra has become his habit and hobby.

Shenwei said: "Failure does not bring humiliation and hatred. I just like the feeling of fighting. There is no room for other emotions in my mind." Of course, the three-year-old Shenwei cannot say such villainous words, even if he still This passage was typed in his immature brain, and it should be this version when he uttered it with his mouth missing two front teeth.

——"Hey, it won't bring crying and even more hatred. I really like the feeling of love. Ding Long doesn't care about him anymore in my mind." Ahh, make up words? !