Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

The two of them abruptly ate their lunch, touching their chubby belly, Shi Hanyi felt a little bad all over.

"It's a bit sleepy after getting up too early. I'll go back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep."

Since Chu Ze started making troubles for him early in the morning, Shi Hanyi thought about it and felt uneasy, so he gave Chu Ze a special warning before returning to his room.

"You just stay at home and don't go out and mess around, do you hear me?"

"Uh-huh!"

Chu Ze flipped through the recipes on his phone, and gave Shi Hanyi a domineering smile.

"Don't worry, I understand!"

...do you really understand? !

Shi Hanyi, who had been assured by Chu Ze, was even more worried.

He looked at Chu Ze suspiciously, and looked at this guy's honest face.

After a while, Shi Hanyi's drowsiness from being full and sleepy gradually hit him.

Thinking about this guy staying at home, Shi Hanyi squinted his eyes, and finally chose to go back to his room to catch up on sleep.

He carefully set the alarm clock for an hour later, and then fell asleep anxiously.

And at the moment when the door of Shi Hanyi's room was closed, Chu Ze, who had already found the recipe, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen confidently.

Shi Hanyi didn't sleep well this time, and had a nightmare in a trance.

In the dream, Shi Hanyi felt that he was trapped in the fire scene.

There was choking smoke and flames everywhere, and he ran and ran there alone, as if he would never run to the end.

"boom--!!!"

At this moment, an earth-shattering loud noise came, forcibly awakening Shi Hanyi who had fallen into a nightmare.

what happened?

earthquake? ?

Jumping off the bed with a dazed expression, Shi Hanyi stepped on the cold floor with his bare feet and rushed out in a daze.

What about Chu Ze? ?

"Chu Ze run!"

Shi Hanyi twisted open the bedroom door, shouted loudly while rushing out.

"There's an earthquake!!"

"...Don't panic, don't panic."

As soon as Shi Hanyi rushed into the living room, he was shocked by the billowing smoke from the kitchen.

Under his dazed, shocked and bewildered eyes, Chu Ze walked out of the kitchen, which was also emitting thick smoke, with a disheveled face and a smoky atmosphere.

Subconsciously touched his face, Chu Ze, who was pitch black, as if he had just returned from the war in Syria, showed a bright and guilty smile at Shi Hanyi.

"The kitchen accidentally exploded, don't worry, everything is under control!"

Shi Hanyi: "...?????"

Looking at Chu Ze's high-intensity contrasting smile, which was as black as carbon and had extremely white teeth,

Shi Hanyi rushed out of the bedroom in a panic and didn't have time to put on his shoes, and Shi Hanyi, who was still stepping on the floor with his bare feet, was numb.

Brother, are you serious?

My kitchen is blown up! ! !

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu (black smile demolition version): Everything is under control!

The hour that just got fried in the kitchen: ? ? ?