Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Facing Chu Ze's smoky appearance, Shi Hanyi, who was still standing barefoot on the ground, was dumbfounded.

Note that the miasma here is not an exaggerated modifier, but a very realistic adjective.

For no other reason, just at the plume of black smoke that came out of Chu Ze's mouth when he smiled confidently just now,

Shi Hanyi felt that the adjective "smoke and smog" could not be more appropriate to describe the current Chu Ze.

...It's all blown up like this, when this guy said "everything is under control", didn't he have the slightest guilty conscience! !

"...Stop laughing!"

When Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze's jet-black handsome face, he had a terrible headache.

He glared at Chu Ze angrily, turned around and was about to rush to the kitchen.

"Why are you still giggling here, why don't you hurry up and put out the fire!"

"Don't go in, it's choking inside now."

Chu Ze stopped Shi Hanyi, and brought him into the living room domineeringly.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's anxious look on his face, Chu Ze cleared his throat guiltily, and then spoke calmly.

"The fire has been put out, the gas and electricity have been turned off, don't worry, it's all right."

Seeing Chu Ze's calm look, Shi Hanyi became angry.

"... How can you make me feel at ease when the smoke is floating like a fire scene?"

"What's going on in there?"

What the hell did this guy do, just cook a meal, how did he blow up the kitchen? ?

When Shi Hanyi thought about it, he felt that it was outrageous.

"...I accidentally blew up the pot."

Facing the raging anger of the target, the hard-bodied and ruthless overlord lowered his stubborn head.

"The pipe of the smoking machine is also burned..."

Hearing Chu Ze's supplement, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows.

"...Is there any more!?"

"It's gone. It's gone."

Chu Ze quickly shook his head.

"Just these two!"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi's mood finally eased a little.

But after a while, Shi Hanyi, who realized that he had given up his breath, became angry again.

"What do you mean by 'just these two', aren't these two enough!?"

How much does it cost to repair the kitchen like this? !

After being ridiculed by Mr. Chu with money, Shi Hanyi who decided to give Chu Ze a full refund became even more picky.

It can't be said that he picks, Shi Hanyi thought unconvinced.

If such a large sum of money was thrown out of nowhere, everyone would feel distressed!

Shi Hanyi glared at Chu Ze angrily.

During the Chinese New Year, the wallet suddenly faced a hemorrhage.

Thinking about the cost of redecorating the kitchen, Shi Hanyi felt very distressed.

"Don't be angry, I know I was wrong."

Originally wanted to show off in front of his sweetheart, but in the end not only failed to show off, but was even more disgusted by Chu Ze, he hung his head listlessly.

He got up and poured a glass of warm water for Shi Hanyi, and then sat next to Shi Hanyi.

Chu Ze's voice was low as he stuffed the water glass into Shi Hanyi's hand.

"I wanted to make you a loving lunch and surprise you."

After a pause, Chu Ze sighed, as if he was also a little unbelievable about his operation of frying the kitchen, and his voice became deeper and deeper.

"Unexpectedly, the kitchen exploded..."

"..."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who finally figured out why Ze wanted to blah the kitchen, felt even more headache.

"you……"

Shi Hanyi's temper welled up.

But thinking about Chu Ze frying the kitchen to cook him lunch, Shi Hanyi was too embarrassed to get angry.

Ever since, Shi Hanyi sat on the sofa and pursed his lips, struggling for a long time, feeling sullen all by himself.

"Don't be angry..."

Chu Ze carefully pulled Shi Hanyi.

Knowing that Shi Hanyi was angry because he was a little socially afraid and didn't want to deal with the landlord whose kitchen was blown up, Chu Ze immediately patted his chest and took care of everything.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of the landlord and kitchen remodeling!"

An hour later, the landlord who learned that the house had been bombed arrived with a grim look on his face.

"Oh, it's Chinese New Year, why don't you know how to be careful!"

One minute later, seeing Chu Ze's transfer of compensation, the landlord held Shi Hanyi's hand with a beaming and kind expression.

"The house needs to be renovated, and there will be no people to live in during this time."

The landlord said with a regretful face.

"But after the installation is complete, you are welcome to come back to continue renting. I will give you a [-]% discount when you come back to rent!"

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Looking at the big words "Gong Xi Fa Cai, welcome to come again" on the landlord's round face, Shi Hanyi accepted the landlord's warm invitation, dumbfounded.

After the landlord left, Shi Hanyi sat in the living room where the smoke had cleared but the aftertaste of burning was still there.

Thinking about moving and looking for a house again, Shi Hanyi started to have a headache again.

"It's hard to find a house for those who celebrate Chinese New Year..."

……Um?

Hearing this, Chu Ze's eyes lit up suddenly.

"If you can't find a place, you can live with me first."

Secretly squeezing towards Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze's expression was calm, and there was anticipation in his dark eyes.

"Come? I won't charge you rent."

"……and many more."

As if suddenly thinking of something, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze.

Peach Blossom eyes narrowed slightly, Shi Hanyi asked with a bad expression.

"Fried the kitchen, you didn't mean it, did you?"

I haven't seen him in just a few days, has this guy evolved to such a smart point?

They have all started to learn how to save the country with curves, and know how to achieve the goal of living together by blowing up houses? ?

It was the first time that Shi Hanyi gasped when he saw someone blowing up the kitchen.

Is this the world of the overlord, who blows up people's houses if they don't agree with each other, so shy and domineering? ? ?

"...Of course it wasn't intentional."

Unexpectedly, Shi Hanyi would suspect him so far, Chu Ze was very wronged.

"Why did you think of this, my fried kitchen is obviously a pure dish, okay?"

Obviously he learned all the steps from the cooking video, who would have thought that he would explode in the pot!

He never expected that Chu Ze, who would have to defend his food one day, would be depressed and wronged.

"……Really?"

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze suspiciously.

Although he didn't say it clearly, every detail on the small expression was filled with three big words "I don't believe it".

"of course it's true!"

Forced to admit his cooking, Chu Ze, who was still not believed after admitting the cooking, was even angrier.

Before he could refute himself, Shi Hanyi felt that this guy was here to make trouble, so he got up and pushed Chu Ze to drive him out of the house.

"All right, I trust you," Shi Hanyi said with a look of disgust.

"But I'm looking for a new house now, so I'm a little busy, and I don't have time to entertain you, so you can go home first."

Snapped--

The door representing hope and warmth was firmly closed in front of Chu Ze.

Looking at the gate in front of him, Chu Ze, who was pushed out of the house by the person he kissed, sighed, and went home depressed with a handsome face.

Sitting alone on the sofa in Chu's house, Chu Ze took stock of the progress of his and Shi Hanyi's recent relationship, the more he took stock, the more he felt something was wrong.

Why did he feel that Shi Hanyi disliked him more and more even though he didn't catch up after the operation?

Now even Yuan Bao doesn't look at him directly!

Thinking of that little chubby cat who is a thief and a thief can look at Shi Hanyi's face, Chu Ze's heart aches.

The object is gone, and even the children don't recognize him.

It will definitely not work if this continues!

Chu Ze poked at Han Xiao melancholy, planning to review with his good friend the obstacles he encountered on the way of chasing him.

However, it is eight o'clock in the morning, unlike Chu Ze, who has a regular and healthy schedule,

For night owls like Han Xiao who stay up late and get up late, eight o'clock in the morning is a proper time to still sleep.

Chu Ze has only two friends who can talk about his personal feelings, one is Han Xiao and the other is Bai Yue.

Now that Han Xiao is not here, it is difficult for him to find his rival in love to sort out his emotional thoughts.

Hence, Chu Ze, who had nowhere to go, turned his attention to the Internet.

Recently, Chu Ze has been looking for "love strategies" on the Internet, and because of this, he has entered many chat forums by mistake.

Thinking about all kinds of magical netizens on the Internet who seem to know everything and understand everything, Chu Ze, who is not trendy enough to surf, hesitated for a moment, and finally made up his mind.

He registered a new account on the forum, then decisively went to the emotional zone anonymously, and asked sand sculpture netizens for help in a daze.

[Help, I used to misunderstand that I have Bai Yueguang. After Bai Yueguang went abroad, I found a substitute to be my partner. During the process of getting along, I gradually fell in love with him... We are now in a state of breaking up, how can I pursue talents? 】

Faced with this complete set of elements, configured so classic that it looks like the plot of a novel, the eyes of netizens who are chatting and eating melons are brightened, and they rushed to hahaha loudly.

[I laughed hahaha, can you be careful with the posts that are made up to deceive people these years, don't just pick up the content of this bloody article and come here to cheat traffic and replies! ]

[Don't make trouble, everyone, don't expose the poster, it looks like a novice who lied to reply.Hush, everyone, don't tell him where he made up something wrong! ]

"..."

Originally, after a refresh, there were many replies, but Chu Ze was very happy.

But after a closer look, seeing the series of hahaha and jokes in the reply, Chu Ze, who didn't expect no one to believe him, frowned.

"Why do you say that? What I said is true. I really want to ask everyone to help me out."

There were reply posts in this forum before, and the atmosphere at that time was harmonious, and the replies below were all eager to help out with ideas.

How did he suddenly change his style of painting so much when he came here?

Chu Ze felt a pain in his head when he saw the layers of "hahaha" in the reply.

Chu Ze swipe down persistently. Amidst the hahaha, he struggled to find a reliable answer.

I don't know how long it took, but when Chu Ze could hardly recognize the Chinese character "Ha",

In Chu Ze's line of sight, a non-"hahaha" reply finally appeared.

[I’ve seen the landlord’s experience before. I recommend you to read a book. The protagonist’s experience is very similar to yours. I believe you will have a lot of money after reading it! ]

……Um?

I didn't expect there to be someone as naive as him...cough, an old senior who is ignorant and immature on the road of love?

Chu Ze's eyes lit up suddenly.

He chose that floor and replied very seriously.

[Excuse me, what book is it?I will definitely read it carefully! ]

The reply from the floor owner was also very fast.

["Beautiful wife of hundreds of billions, don't run away, the president chases after you with the ball! "]

Chu Ze: "...??"

... chasing with the ball?

Chu Ze, who was not involved in this ancient trend in the field of knowledge, was slightly taken aback.

What does chasing with the ball mean, let him bring a basketball to chase Shi Hanyi?

Promote the relationship between two people through exercise? ?

Thinking of this, Chu Ze hesitated.

It makes sense, it makes sense, but the problem is that Shi Hanyi is so lazy, doesn't he like playing basketball?

Before Chu Ze could reply to his question, the floor master withdrew the message.

[Sorry, I almost typed the wrong hand just now, it's "Hundred Billion Beautiful Wife Runs With the Ball, The President Chases Down"]

"So that's how it is..."

Chu Ze rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

It turns out that chasing with the ball refers to the wife who loves to play basketball?

Maybe he can use drawing as an analogy...?

Anyway, this is a way of thinking.

After solemnly thanking the kind-hearted leader, Chu Ze seriously began to search for that shocking book on the Internet.

A few hours later, after a long sleep, Han Xiao woke up slowly and rubbed his eyes.

Opening his eyes, he saw the tragic pursuit of his friend. Han Xiao froze for a moment, his expression slowly masking pain.

Why can you blow up the kitchen...why you blow up the kitchen of the person you are chasing after coming up! !

Scratching the bed sheet frantically, Han Xiao looked at the message of "what to do next" sent by Chu Ze, thought for a while, and began to reply cautiously.

[Xiao Han]: How about

After the previous n consecutive failures, Han Xiao no longer dared to use his common sense and experience to speculate on the young couple Chu Ze and Shi Hanyi.

After thinking hard for a long time, Han Xiao felt that the method he had used before was the most reliable.

[Xiao Han]: I invite you two out to play in my name, it’s still the hot spring resort we went to before

You have already been to a place once, so you can't make trouble for him again, right?

After talking to his friends, Han Xiao told Chu Ze dutifully.

[Xiao Han]: This time I booked a big villa for three people, the three of us share one room.

[Xiao Han]: I have already greeted my friend, and he will fully cooperate with your actions when the time comes.

[Xiao Han]: Don't worry, I'll do it myself this time, and keep an eye on it for you!

He didn't believe it anymore, with his full help and real-time supervision, these two people could continue to make trouble for him!

Don't just fall in love, what a big deal!

I don't understand how these two simple-minded people are clearly in love with each other, but why they have dragged on for so long, causing him, a single dog, to be caught in the middle, and the repeatedly Lingchi Han Xiao gritted his teeth.

just wait!

With him this time, the relationship between these two idiots will definitely be a problem!

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Xiao Han (confident): It's time for me to perform!

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