After being driven back by Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze sat alone in the empty and lonely Chu house, thinking sadly about chasing someone.
Chasing people...how to chase...
Chu Ze is a selfless person who is very righteous to his friends, and he did not lie.
When Bai Yue asked him about the "Cheats on Chasing People" yesterday, because he didn't know who Bai Yue was going to chase, Chu Ze sincerely poured out his outrageous experience.
Chu, who is extremely righteous, taught Bai Yue all the romantic methods that his little mind could think of.
Then, under Bai Yue's heroic practice, Shi Hanyi, their two common suitors, vetoed all the methods of chasing people taught by Chu Ze in the past.
"Ugh……"
Chu Ze felt a headache just thinking about it.
He sighed sadly, with a melancholy expression on his handsome and steady face.
Although he was targeted at the corner by his good brother, it has to be said that Bai Yue's appearance and existence had a profound impact on Chu Ze's feelings.
At least he defied the law and proved a bloody fact to Chu Ze with the actual actions of being rejected and disgusted——
Shi Hanyi doesn't like his old-fashioned way of chasing people!
Thinking about Shi Hanyi's disgusted face after listening to their argument, Chu Ze was very worried.
This is how to do.
Now that the opportunity is here for him, he can't help it!
"Ding dong, your little cutie has called, please sign for it~"
The cute and milky phone notification sounded, which was the exclusive ringtone that Chu Ze specially set up for Shi Hanyi after the "telephone oolong" incident.
"Hey?"
Unexpectedly, when he got home, he received a call from Shi Hanyi. For a moment, he thought that Shi Hanyi was concerned about Chu Ze, whether he was home or not, and he was so beautiful.
"I'm already home."
He was so happy that he raised his voice slightly, Chu Ze nestled on the sofa hugging the soft pillow Shi Hanyi bought, the corners of his mouth twitched so much that he wished he could hang in the sky.
"do not worry."
"……hold head high?"
Hearing this, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a moment.
He wasn't going to ask this at first, but since Chu Ze said so, wouldn't it be embarrassing if he denied it again.
"Oh... oh that, cough, just as soon as you get home."
Bringing this topic up vaguely, recalling the anticipation and joy in Chu Ze's words just now, Shi Hanyi felt a little guilty in his heart.
...No, they are not the target yet.
Why is this guy so sticky as if he was in love, and he hasn't started chasing him yet! ! !
Shi Hanyi, who was almost taken into the ditch by President Chu, had a headache and frowned.
Didn't it mean that this guy's IQ is as high as 280? Why does he start to lose his intelligence as soon as it touches on emotional matters? Is this the legendary love brain!
At this moment, Shi Hanyi's scalp tingled when he finally experienced the power of his love brain.
"By the way, there is something I want to ask you."
"You ask."
Chu Ze raised the corners of his lips and lowered his voice, trying to make his magnetic voice even more magnetic.
Don't talk to him about being childish or not, just be handsome in front of your partner and you're done!
This is a new way of chasing people that Chu Ze has just racked his brains and combined with the knowledge he learned while surfing the Internet.
That is commonly known as - bubble sound.
"Just ask," Chu Ze tried to lower his voice, thinking that he was invincibly handsome like this.
"I must know everything and say everything."
Shi Hanyi: "..."
Help, how come it suddenly started getting oily.
Facing Chu Ze's out-of-the-ordinary voice, Shi Hanyi hesitated for a moment between his two options of "getting hoarse" and "becoming greasy".
In the end, Shi Hanyi chose to believe in Chu Ze's aesthetics based on the idea of "it shouldn't be so outrageous".
"Are you on fire?"
Shi Hanyi spoke intimately.
"It's really easy to get angry after eating spicy hot pot, remember to drink plenty of water."
"Mmmmmmm!"
Immersed in the joy of "Hey, my partner cares about me!", for a while, Chu Ze didn't even care about the sound of bubbles.
Holding the mobile phone in his hand like a baby, Chu Ze sweetly explained to Shi Hanyi.
"You also remember to drink plenty of water. Always eat spicy food and get angry easily. If you get angry too much, you will easily get acne."
"Hey don't worry."
Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows proudly.
"I never get acne when I get angry, hehe~"
Couldn't help chatting with Chu Ze for a while, and after a while, Shi Hanyi's face darkened and his brows furrowed when he realized that the topic had been misled by Chu Ze again.
"Stop it, don't change the subject for me!"
"...I'm fine."
He just wanted to chat more with his partner, but in the end, Chu Ze was a little bit aggrieved by his partner.
"What's the topic?"
Shi Hanyi made a special phone call, what did he want to say to him?
Said he missed him?
Chu Ze was happily dreaming of the big dream of the blue sky.
The topic finally got back on track, Shi Hanyi's face darkened again when he remembered what he was going to say.
"You still have the nerve to ask me what the topic is?"
Raising his small voice, Shi Hanyi looked at his small trash can that was almost full, his voice was full of anger that could not be ignored.
"Did you throw the warm baby in the bathroom?"
What a warm baby in a trash can, when Shi Hanyi sees it, he will be stupid!
He stared at the pile of warm babies like hills and pondered for a long time, thinking about it, no matter what he thought, he felt that only Chu Ze could do this.
"Tell me honestly, did you throw Nuan Baobao?"
"..."
It was true that he threw a lot, but Chu Ze, who didn't know that Bai Yue would also throw it behind him, fell silent with guilt.
Damn!
Chu Ze, who just remembered about Nuan Baobao, curled up his toes in embarrassment in the green ugly dragon slippers.
This is a big deal, and the degree of shame is second only to being a guest at the object's house, but shit clogs up the object's toilet!
Chu Ze saw this social post on the way back to Chu's house.
At that time, he didn't know that there was a "nuanbaobao social death incident" waiting for him in front of him, so he sat in the back seat of the car and gloated.
Unexpectedly, just after he finished laughing at others, he encountered something almost as embarrassing as this...
The tail that was still cocked was drooping, and Chu Ze buttoned the plush pillow that Shi Hanyi bought, unable to speak for a moment in embarrassment.
How would he answer this? Once he admits it, Shi Hanyi will definitely continue to ask.
Why paste warm baby?
To keep out the cold.
Why should we protect against the cold?
Because I only wear a slim suit in winter to look handsome.
...Help!
Chu Ze felt his scalp tingle just thinking about it.
If he did this, wouldn't his image of being tall, mighty, handsome and handsome in Shi Hanyi's heart be completely destroyed?
Chu Ze, who didn't know much about himself, looked sad.
On the other side of the phone, facing Chu Ze's silent silence, Shi Hanyi was very angry when he confirmed that Nuan Baobao was made by this guy.
"Why are you posting so many warm babies?"
Shi Hanyi frowned and said.
"It stuffed my trash can up to the top!"
Seeing the conversation develop in the direction he expected, it seemed as if he saw his own social future.
For a moment, Chu Ze was so melancholy that even his handsome eyebrows drooped.
"Is such that……"
Chu Ze explained in a weak voice.
"The reason why you stuffed your little trash can is because I... wait, stuffed???"
Chu Ze was stunned for a moment, and belatedly realized that something was wrong.
its not right!
It's not like he did it! !
Although he posted a lot of warm baby, it took up a lot of space in the small trash can after tearing it off.
But he remembered very clearly that when he walked out of the bathroom, there was still half of the small trash can free!
Chu Ze sat up straight and his eyes became sharp instantly.
"I didn't throw that warm baby!"
"……Um??"
Seeing him wanting to renege on his debts, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows and his eyes gradually became unfriendly.
"You still don't want to admit it?"
"No, no, I mean I'm not the only one who threw the warm baby."
Chu Ze was refreshed and found that things seemed to have turned around.
"I finished throwing away the warm baby, and there was still more than half of the space in the trash can!"
"so!"
Excited Chu Ze said in a trembling voice.
"Today, there must be people like me who put a warm baby on their body, and then used the excuse of going to the bathroom to tear off the whole warm baby!"
Who is this person, too bad.
When one person does things, the other should understand whether or not, so why let him take the blame!
In his heart, Chu Ze severely condemned another "Human-shaped Warm Baby Sticker".
Just as Chu Ze was about to pull Shi Hanyi, the two of them analyzed who the other dumper was.
When Shi Hanyi opened his mouth in doubt, he grasped the key points very well.
"So... when you came here today, you wore a warm baby all over your body?"
It's no wonder that when meeting Chu Ze downstairs, Shi Hanyi always felt that this guy seemed to be a little fatter, and his body size was a bit bigger.
At that time, he thought that the Chu family's food was good, and Chu Ze went there to make himself fat.
Now it seems that fart eats fat.
The reason why this guy's size has become bigger is because this guy has a whole body of warm babies in his clothes! !
Shi Hanyi, who had never seen such an operation before, was dumbfounded.
Touching the ingot nestled on his lap, Shi Hanyi's voice was full of shock and disbelief.
"There are so many warm babies, what are you drawing?"
Chu Ze: "..."
Why did this topic come back again?
"Hey, aren't you looking for the person who secretly threw the warm baby? I think it's very likely..."
"Don't change the subject for me!"
As the guide and teacher of Chu Ze's ability to "talk the talk", Shi Hanyi knew what this guy was trying to do as soon as he heard it.
"You tell me the truth."
Lazily nestled on the soft sofa in the living room, Shi Hanyi asked curiously.
"Why are you posting so many warm babies?"
Chu Ze: "..."
Seeing that the death scene was unavoidable, Chu Ze sighed, and explained his criminal facts and motives expressionlessly.
"Pfft...hahaha...goose goose goose goose!"
Shi Hanyi originally wanted to restrain himself, but Chu Ze's thoughts and actions were too funny.
Thinking about Chu Ze's festive way of wearing the white shirt and red thermal underwear today, Shi Hanyi's laughter became more and more rampant, and he was so happy that he couldn't straighten up on the sofa.
Hearing his cheerful and sweet laughter on the other end of the phone, Chu Ze was so angry that his teeth itch.
That is to say, Shi Hanyi is not by his side now, if this guy is by his side, he will have to...
I also have to scratch Shi Hanyi's itch for a long time!
Chu Ze pursed the corners of his lips, and the inner drama could be said to be completely lacking in momentum.
"It's pretty good, I think my abs are about to burst out laughing."
Just as Chu Ze was furiously thinking, on the other end of the phone,
As if feeling Chu Ze's strong resentment, Shi Hanyi gradually suppressed his laughter and began to comfort Chu Ze.
"Don't be sad," Shi Hanyi said with a smile.
"Although it's embarrassing for you to put on a baby warmer for the sake of being handsome, and then run to the bathroom to tear it off after coming into the house, but there is someone like you!"
Shi Hanyi tried to brainwash Chu Ze.
"If you think like this, not only are you ashamed, but someone else is ashamed as you!"
"How about it, do you feel better?"
"...Thank you for bringing up the embarrassing things I did in such detail again."
Chu Ze, who once again relived his social life experience, gradually closed himself.
"Aren't you comforting me, stop laughing!!"
Shi Hanyi happily "hahaha" came out.
After he unscrupulously "haha" for a round, the only one who was unwilling to die was himself, Chu Ze pulled Shi Hanyi, and the two reasoned together.
"...Is it still necessary to push?"
Shi Hanyi was a little worried about Chu Ze's IQ after falling in love.
"It's obviously Bai Yue!"
Those who wear suits and refuse to take off their jackets when eating, are just these two fools, okay, this candidate is too easy to determine!
When mentioning his other suitor, Shi Hanyi who didn't know that Bai Yue was Bai Yueguang had a complicated expression.
"You are really good brothers, even the brain circuit is the same."
"……Um??"
Bai Yue? ?
Chu Ze's eyes lit up.
Good guy, it turned out to be him!
For a moment, Chu Ze's mood turned around.
Thinking that he had another reason to attack and ridicule Bai Yue, the petty and naive overlord couldn't be happier.
After chatting with Shi Hanyi on the phone for a while, Chu Ze called Bai Yue without saying a word after hanging up the phone.
"...Hello? What are you calling for?"
Hearing Bai Yue's voice full of aloofness and "don't take me away from me", Chu Ze opened his mouth cheerfully, and hit the door of life directly when he came up.
"You stuffed a baby warmer under your suit today?"
"..."
Bai Yue's face darkened, and she hung up the phone with a click.
"puff……"
Chu Ze nestled on the sofa, and he imagined the scene with Bai Yue, the more he thought about it, the happier he became.
This happiness lasted until Shi Hanyi sent the news.
[Xiao Yi]: ...?
[Xiao Yi]: Bai Yue suddenly sent me a message...
[Xiao Yi]: He said that when you were in fifth grade, you didn't get full marks in the exam, so you didn't dare to ask your parents to sign, so you forged a signature and put it on it?
[Xiao Yi]: What else is there? [Fat cat eating melon.jpg]
Chu Ze: "...???"
Chuze people are all stupid.
Didn't he just couldn't help laughing at this guy, as for going to his partner to expose his childhood scandals? ?
Chu Ze sent a question mark to Bai Yue with a black face.
After a while, looking at the "Come on, let's hurt each other" emoji that Bai Yue returned,
Unexpectedly, this guy could remember everything from his childhood so clearly. Chu Ze hesitated for a moment, and followed his heart in silence.
Damn it, this guy is not going to lose face in front of Shi Hanyi, and he has no choice but to.
As a non-single person who already has a partner, Chu Ze thought with concern.
Is this the power of a single dog breaking a jar? It's really scary!
Seeing how Chu Ze finally calmed down, An Sheng came over to meet Ji, but Bai Yue, who was not only broken in love but also stabbed in the heart, sneered and stepped on the plane.
This place must be against him.
He decided that in the future, if it is not necessary, he will never set foot in this city again!
The private plane took off with a roar, and left the city carrying the heartbroken Bai Yue.
In the Chu family's villa, Chu Ze, who was threatened by Bai Yue with black history, also calmed down.
He sat on the sofa with a pillow in his arms and began to think about how to chase people.
Thinking about Shi Hanyi's dislike for his tricks of chasing people, Chu Ze thought for a while, and felt that he still had to consult with foreign aid.
Chu Ze tentatively poked Han Xiao on WeChat, and soon, Han Xiao, who looked like he was about to eat farts, responded enthusiastically.
[Xiao Han]: It's easy to talk about, I'm familiar with this matter!
Enthusiastically sent Chu Ze an emoticon pack with twisted ass and dog's head. After reading Chu Ze's overview of leaning forward, Han Dog's Head Military Master Xiao began to come up with ideas.
[Xiao Han]: Let's be safe first.
[Xiao Han]: Do you remember the experience of you having fun with the boy before, let's start with the black and gradually close the distance between you two!
Although he felt that even if he didn't pull in, the distance between the two was already very close.
But aren't all young couples like this!
The two of them are so sticky, his little brother should let his big Chu brother chase him again.
what is this?
This is the little trick between lovers!
During Chinese New Year, Han Xiao, who was almost numb by being urged to marry at home every day, became excited.
Under the banner of "Chu Ze called him to discuss something important", Han Xiao happily slipped out of the house, took a taxi and went straight to Chu Ze.
Eating melons and watching dramas and so on, of course you have to be on the front line to be exciting!
On the way to the Chu residence, Han Xiao was not idle either.
He excitedly typed and chatted with Chu Ze to learn more details in advance.
[Xiao Han]: You had an affair with Brother Xiao before, does Brother Xiao have any special opinions about you?
[Xiao Han]: For example, when you play which hero, Shi Xiaoge praises you the most, and you will try to play that one as much as possible after a while!
[Brother Big Chu]: ...That's not true.
Chu Ze's answer was full of sincerity.
[Brother Big Chu]: He always dislikes me for being good at playing, and the ugly hero I play, and I always bring him to give away heads.
As Chu Ze spoke, he became uncertain.
[Brother Big Chu]: Do you want to play more of these later, I feel like I will be scolded.
This is the first time he and Shi Hanyi have had sex since they reconciled. If possible, Chu Ze wanted to leave a good impression on Shi Hanyi that he is wise and handsome.
Han Xiao: "..."
[Xiao Han]: Of course it is not allowed.
Han Xiao was numb when he saw Chu Ze's reply.
As expected of these two guys, the scenes when they get along are always unexpectedly harmonious!
That's right, nuclear harmony.
"Nuclear" and "harmonious", the Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and there is nothing wrong with splitting characters.
[Xiao Han]: Ahem, we need to act in a targeted manner.
[Xiao Han]: Brother Chu, what do you usually do?If it doesn't work, we can change the hero and play with a prettier one!
[Brother Big Chu]: In the top lane, Shi Hanyi said that the hero I played was thick and ugly. Every time we were caught, I didn’t die when he died, which made him very unhappy, and then I was scolded .
Chu Ze was very aggrieved, and even threw away a crying cat emoji pack that he had stolen from Shi Hanyi.
Han Xiao: "..."
This reason... is really unexpectedly true.
During the chat, Han Xiao had already arrived at the Chu Residence.
He went in and put on the disposable slippers he brought with him, and sat on the sofa to analyze carefully with Chu Ze.
"In that case, Big Chu, you can play another hero today."
"How about the mid laner? The mid laner is more handsome than the top laner hero, which is more in line with the aesthetics of Brother Xiao!"
Hearing this, Chu Ze hesitated.
"But I don't know how to be a mid laner. If I change positions, I will be disgusted by Shi Hanyi."
"Ah this..."
Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze hesitantly, but he really didn't understand why he was so worried.
With his big Chu brother's excellent operation, he can play a lot of heroes, no difference!
"Don't worry," Han Xiao thought for a while, and comforted Chu Ze tactfully.
"Anyway, there is a company to play with! Plus I will cooperate with you, don't worry, you will win!"
Under Han Xiao's assurance that he patted his chest, Chu Ze felt relieved.
Worried that Chu Ze would not know how to perform after changing his position, Han Xiao specially invited a teaching video for Chu Ze.
"Come on, Brother Chu, look at this carefully, you can learn all the operations in it, and it is very beneficial to promote the relationship between young couples!"
Chu Ze took the tablet from Han Xiao with a very serious expression.
Seeing the series of high-difficulty operations in the video, such as flash blocking, extreme rescue, etc., Chu Ze, who was still a bit underwhelmed by his own operation level, looked more dignified.
It is indeed an operation that is not easy to implement and reproduce!
Soon, with Han Xiao's banknote ability, the two national server companions were quickly in place.
Shi Hanyi excitedly opened the game amidst Chu Ze's voice of "Take you to play black".
The moment they officially entered the game, Chu Ze and Han Xiao solemnly exchanged glances.
It doesn't matter whether he wins or loses in this game, as long as he's handsome, it's over!
Soon, under the control of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's vegetable dogs, the two were surrounded by fire and beaten.
Shi Hanyi, the iron-headed kid, was the first to lose blood. Seeing this, Chu Ze, who was running ahead of Shi Hanyi, was shocked.
The opportunity is coming!
Without saying a word, Chu Ze flashed in front of Shi Hanyi with a flash, and helped the dead Shi Hanyi block two big ones in a row.
A moment later, accompanied by the exciting reminder of "double-kill", Han Xiao fell into deep thought as he looked at the dead characters of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze.
This script is not right!
In the team voice at this time, Shi Hanyi was angrily accusing Chu Ze of "turning back and sending him to death".
Bathed in Chu Ze's gloomy gaze, Han Xiao bit the bullet and blew a wave of embarrassment.
"My God!"
Han Xiao howled passionately and loudly, which abruptly shocked everyone except him.
Under Chu Ze's complicated gaze of "Are you okay, do you want to take medicine", Han Xiao made a summary of Chu Ze's vegetable dog operation just now.
"Life and death together, what kind of fairy love is this!"
Seeing this, the two companions who ordered also reacted.
The three of them boasted embarrassingly together, which made Chu Ze feel a little embarrassed.
"...It doesn't have to be like this."
Shi Hanyi, who is addicted to food and has a strong desire to win, gave Chu Ze admonishment.
"There's no need to engage in these bells and whistles, we win and we're done! Killing is the essence of this game!"
Ten minutes later, Shi Hanyi, who led Chu Ze to send off three waves of heads, and led the team to usher in two waves of small group annihilation, sighed quietly.
"Why do I feel that you have changed today..."
Chu Ze, who wanted to turn around to save his partner, turned out to be a "living and dying together", was very wronged.
Once the game is over, let alone Han Xiao, even the two companions are very tired.
Facing Han Xiao's invitation to come again after many defeats, Shi Hanyi hesitated for a moment, and decided to give Chu Ze another chance to perform.
In this way, they played the king of the afternoon.
Under the performance of Chu Ze's hard work and hard work, he successfully wiped out the last trace of his affection for Shi Hanyi.
"……not coming."
Looking at the series of defeats in the record list, Shi Hanyi was extremely depressed.
"I'm going to have dinner, I'll talk about it tomorrow."
Chu Ze's first chase ended in a complete failure.
After Shi Hanyi left, the plastic car was forced to break up.
After seeing off Han Xiao who was called back to eat by Han's mother, Chu Ze sat alone in the big villa.
No one for dinner, and no one to have dinner with.
"Tsk..."
It feels like the house is cold and unpopular.
After experiencing the warmth of someone at home, Chu Ze hated this kind of lonely scene.
He nestled on the sofa, hugging the pillow lonely and lonely, and the yearning for Shi Hanyi in his heart became more and more surging.
He casually ordered a takeaway for dinner, and after fooling around with the dinner question, Chu Ze nestled on the sofa and had the second round of chasing meetings with his dog-headed army division.
[Brother Big Chu]: Your way of thinking, no way
Chu Ze felt very worried when he thought about the disgust Shi Hanyi felt when he was playing games in the afternoon.
[Brother Big Chu]: Why do I feel that it is counterproductive.
[Brother Big Chu]: You are not an undercover agent sent by Brother Bai Yue to cooperate with him in poaching, are you? [Little soybean doubts]
[Xiao Han]: ... Where can I do it!
Han Xiao, who was suspected even if he failed to help, was very aggrieved.
Can he be blamed? It can only be blamed on these two people who haven't played for too long, and the already broken operation has become even more deformed!
I can't afford to take the two of you to play and practice with me, so you give me a good reflection!
Under Han Xiao's angry complaints, Chu Ze, who had recognized his dog-dog operation and completely gave up on the road of "playing games and chasing people", sadly continued to ask the dog-headed army teacher for advice.
[Brother Big Chu]: Well, do you have any other ideas?
Chu Ze added worryingly.
[Brother Big Chu]: It's better to be easy to operate.
[Xiao Han]: ...you let me think about it
Han Xiao also started to go bald.
It's not that he's inexperienced, it's that this pair is too difficult to deal with.
Brother Xiao has a distinct personality, while Brother Big Chu is so stupid.
How these two got on in the first place is simply a miracle!
Han Xiao couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked Chu Ze questions in the name of "consultant".
Seeing his question, Chu Ze hesitated for a long time.
It's really not decent to talk about the agreement of raising a substitute.
In the end, Chu Ze's longing to reconcile with his partner and nest together intimately still defeated his emphasis on face.
Summarize the "signing of the contract" as briefly as possible. After Chu Ze pressed the send button, the roots of his ears were already hot from shame.
[Brother Big Chu]: We met like this before, do you have any good suggestions?
[Xiao Han]: ...
[Xiao Han]: Brother, wait for me slowly, I'm a little confused right now.
Good guy!
good guy! !
Unexpectedly, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze have such a past Han Xiao, and they are all stupid.
Aren't the support agreements and substitutes all elements that only appear in third-rate dramas?
Unexpectedly, he, Brother Chu, a dignified diamond king, would not think about doing such a thing!
[Xiao Han]: Brother, if I knew this earlier, why did I do it in the first place...
[Xiao Han]: Anyway, the two are already in love, you say you just make the mistake, isn't it nice to live with Brother Xiao and He Meimei!
The object in hand can be sent flying, and his Big Chu brother is also a talent!
[Brother Big Chu]: ... Do you think I don't want to!
Didn't this mean that the relationship was messed up by other people before he caught up with him?
Thinking about Chu Jianren's actions, Chu Ze was furious.
Hurry up, wait a few days for the formalities to be completed, and he will...
[Xiao Han]: How about, let's play a bitter scene!
At the other end of the network cable, Han Xiao continued to come up with ideas after the wave of confusion just now.
[Xiao Han]: Get up early tomorrow, and go buy breakfast for Brother Xiao. Remember, you must buy the one with a long queue!
[Xiao Han]: In this way, when you deliver breakfast to Xiao Ge, you can mention how long you have been waiting in line to buy breakfast. It seems that you are very affectionate!
After the operation in the afternoon, Han Xiao is now very worried about Chu Ze's execution and understanding in chasing people.
After blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, Han Xiao asked worriedly.
[Xiao Han]: Do you understand?
[Brother Big Chu]: Of course!
Chu Ze nodded confidently, and with Han Xiao's guidance, he gradually had a new idea.
[Brother Big Chu]: I will deliver breakfast tomorrow, and I can also make lunch for Shi Hanyi by the way.
As the saying goes, if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first capture his stomach. Wasn't he also captured by Shi Hanyi in the first place?
Besides, Shi Hanyi loves to eat so much!
As long as he successfully grabs Shi Hanyi's stomach, Shi Hanyi will definitely become more and more interested in his pursuit!
For Chu Ze's understanding of drawing inferences from one instance, Han Xiao, who finally saw him enlightened, highly praised him.
[Xiao Han]: Yes, this idea is very good!
As an outsider, Han Xiao sees it most clearly.
Not to mention anything else, with his childhood brother's competitive personality and strong desire to win and lose in the game,
To be able to endure Brother Chu's crazy hair-giving in the game in the afternoon, there is no other explanation except for the word "true love"!
The only thing to worry about now is that Brother Big Chu is too naive, always wanting to play tricks, and make some big operations that shake the world and make ghosts and gods cry.
Thinking about Chu Ze's head-giving behavior in the afternoon, Han Xiao, who had already forgotten that it was he who gave Chu Ze this bad idea, advised him euphemistically.
[Xiao Han]: Big Chu, come on, let's just keep going!
[Xiao Han]: I believe that as long as you show enough sincerity and sincerity, Brother Xiao will be willing to accept you!
After reading Han Xiao's news, Chu Ze, who felt that he had been greatly encouraged, was very excited.
He happily replied "Yeah!!!" to Han Xiao, and then began to study the recipe excitedly.
It's not that he hasn't cooked before, when he helped Shi Hanyi chop vegetables before, he was very proficient in cutting vegetables!
Think back to the vegetables that piled up into a hill in the kitchen back then, and then think about Shi Hanyi's tearful praise when he was still unfamiliar with Chu Ze.
Chu Ze couldn't help but straighten his back, thinking that he was a good candidate for a future chef.
Perhaps, this is the strong confidence that Mr. Ba can get the first place in everything he learns and does.
After planning everything, Chu Ze set the alarm clock.
Full of expectations, Chu Ze happily fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Shi Hanyi was awakened by the ringing of the cell phone beside his pillow.
Curled up in the bed blankly, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a long time before he gathered his scattered energy with difficulty.
"……crooked?"
Shi Hanyi subconsciously connected the phone.
Because he played a black game with Chu Ze yesterday afternoon, the two lost together all afternoon,
At night, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Shi Hanyi, who was so angry that he fell asleep so late, was suddenly awakened, and now he is still in a daze.
"... May I ask who you are?"
"It's me, Chu Ze!"
Outside Shi Hanyi's door, Chu Ze, who had not only bought his breakfast, but even had already arrived at the door, spoke cheerfully.
"Are you awake? I'm here to bring you breakfast!"
I'm so...!
When Shi Hanyi got up, he got up angrily.
Do you have the nerve to ask him if he is awake?
You said I was awake, all the calls were connected, you said I was awake! !
Shi Hanyi angrily hung up the phone.
His emotions are so angry that he can't wait to crack the tempered film pasted on the screen.
This guy, is there something wrong with his brain? ? !
After hanging up the phone, looking at the time of "6:11" on the screen of the phone, Shi Hanyi, who was woken up early in the morning, exploded.
Stepping on his slippers, he angrily walked over to open the door for Chu Ze, his surging anger almost reaching Huawei's substance.
He has decided!
The moment he turned the doorknob, Shi Hanyi thought blackly.
If this guy doesn't give him an explanation in a while, he'll give Chu Ze two punches bang bang to let Chu Ze know how powerful he is!
The moment the door was opened, the cold breath was wrapped in the aroma of food, rushing towards Shi Hanyi together.
In Shi Hanyi's angry little eyes, Chu Ze held up the breakfast he bought and smiled happily at Shi Hanyi.
"X Ji's soy milk and steamed buns! I waited in line for more than two hours to buy them!"
At this moment, looking at Chu Ze's naive and handsome smile, looking at the steaming breakfast he brought over.
For some reason, most of the anger in Shi Hanyi's heart disappeared.
"...You come in for me first."
Heimian put Chu Ze into the room, and Shi Hanyi sat cross-legged on the sofa.
He watched Chu Ze wash his hands consciously, and then went to the kitchen to get a plate for breakfast for the two of them, his expression gradually softened.
Until the moment when he was sitting at the dining table, under the temptation of delicious food, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows and looked at Chu Ze doubtfully after his brain finally cleared up.
"It's only past six o'clock, no matter how difficult it is to buy the breakfast of X, it won't start to line up at four o'clock?"
Chu Ze: "..."
The miserable little trick was exposed, and Chu Ze's hand that helped Shi Hanyi break eggs was suddenly stopped.
Bathed in Shi Hanyi's gradually fiercer eyes, he looked at Shi Hanyi with suspicion "Are you bluffing me?"
Chu Ze put the peeled eggs on Shi Hanyi's plate, and bowed his head embarrassedly to admit.
"I went a little early, and the door wasn't opened after four o'clock."
"But I was indeed waiting in line. I waited at the entrance of the store until [-]:[-]. The first basket of hot buns I bought after the boss opened the door!"
Shi Hanyi: "..."
Seeing this guy's proud expression as if asking for credit, for a moment, Shi Hanyi didn't know whether to complain about this guy's stupidity, or to praise his tough head and straightforwardness.
"So, you waited in the cold wind for more than two hours just to buy these steamed buns?"
Shi Hanyi finally couldn't hold back.
"The door isn't open after four o'clock, you can wait in the car!"
This guy was actually at the door of his store, standing there abruptly until he opened the door...
What kind of stupidity and heartlessness is this!
Looking at Chu Ze, he was taken aback for a moment, as if he hadn't expected such an operation,
Shi Hanyi glanced at his big hands that were still a little white from the cold and hadn't warmed up, he was amused and distressed for a moment.
"Don't be so stupid in the future..."
With a headache, Shi Hanyi gave Chu Ze some advice.
"You are the overlord, you have to stand up and use your advantage of being rich!"
"Nowadays, takeaway is so developed, you can order errands or takeaway, isn't that the same!"
"...How can it be the same!"
Hearing this, Chu Ze was not happy.
"Can the buns I bought taste the same as the buns I bought from a takeaway?"
Angrily peeling another egg for Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze said sullenly.
"It's all on my mind."
"Eat, the two of us finished our breakfast today!"
Shi Hanyi looked at the breakfast that Chu Ze bought, which consisted of five eggs, and fell silent.
An hour later, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze miraculously finished their breakfast together.
An ordinary breakfast,
Chasing people...how to chase...
Chu Ze is a selfless person who is very righteous to his friends, and he did not lie.
When Bai Yue asked him about the "Cheats on Chasing People" yesterday, because he didn't know who Bai Yue was going to chase, Chu Ze sincerely poured out his outrageous experience.
Chu, who is extremely righteous, taught Bai Yue all the romantic methods that his little mind could think of.
Then, under Bai Yue's heroic practice, Shi Hanyi, their two common suitors, vetoed all the methods of chasing people taught by Chu Ze in the past.
"Ugh……"
Chu Ze felt a headache just thinking about it.
He sighed sadly, with a melancholy expression on his handsome and steady face.
Although he was targeted at the corner by his good brother, it has to be said that Bai Yue's appearance and existence had a profound impact on Chu Ze's feelings.
At least he defied the law and proved a bloody fact to Chu Ze with the actual actions of being rejected and disgusted——
Shi Hanyi doesn't like his old-fashioned way of chasing people!
Thinking about Shi Hanyi's disgusted face after listening to their argument, Chu Ze was very worried.
This is how to do.
Now that the opportunity is here for him, he can't help it!
"Ding dong, your little cutie has called, please sign for it~"
The cute and milky phone notification sounded, which was the exclusive ringtone that Chu Ze specially set up for Shi Hanyi after the "telephone oolong" incident.
"Hey?"
Unexpectedly, when he got home, he received a call from Shi Hanyi. For a moment, he thought that Shi Hanyi was concerned about Chu Ze, whether he was home or not, and he was so beautiful.
"I'm already home."
He was so happy that he raised his voice slightly, Chu Ze nestled on the sofa hugging the soft pillow Shi Hanyi bought, the corners of his mouth twitched so much that he wished he could hang in the sky.
"do not worry."
"……hold head high?"
Hearing this, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a moment.
He wasn't going to ask this at first, but since Chu Ze said so, wouldn't it be embarrassing if he denied it again.
"Oh... oh that, cough, just as soon as you get home."
Bringing this topic up vaguely, recalling the anticipation and joy in Chu Ze's words just now, Shi Hanyi felt a little guilty in his heart.
...No, they are not the target yet.
Why is this guy so sticky as if he was in love, and he hasn't started chasing him yet! ! !
Shi Hanyi, who was almost taken into the ditch by President Chu, had a headache and frowned.
Didn't it mean that this guy's IQ is as high as 280? Why does he start to lose his intelligence as soon as it touches on emotional matters? Is this the legendary love brain!
At this moment, Shi Hanyi's scalp tingled when he finally experienced the power of his love brain.
"By the way, there is something I want to ask you."
"You ask."
Chu Ze raised the corners of his lips and lowered his voice, trying to make his magnetic voice even more magnetic.
Don't talk to him about being childish or not, just be handsome in front of your partner and you're done!
This is a new way of chasing people that Chu Ze has just racked his brains and combined with the knowledge he learned while surfing the Internet.
That is commonly known as - bubble sound.
"Just ask," Chu Ze tried to lower his voice, thinking that he was invincibly handsome like this.
"I must know everything and say everything."
Shi Hanyi: "..."
Help, how come it suddenly started getting oily.
Facing Chu Ze's out-of-the-ordinary voice, Shi Hanyi hesitated for a moment between his two options of "getting hoarse" and "becoming greasy".
In the end, Shi Hanyi chose to believe in Chu Ze's aesthetics based on the idea of "it shouldn't be so outrageous".
"Are you on fire?"
Shi Hanyi spoke intimately.
"It's really easy to get angry after eating spicy hot pot, remember to drink plenty of water."
"Mmmmmmm!"
Immersed in the joy of "Hey, my partner cares about me!", for a while, Chu Ze didn't even care about the sound of bubbles.
Holding the mobile phone in his hand like a baby, Chu Ze sweetly explained to Shi Hanyi.
"You also remember to drink plenty of water. Always eat spicy food and get angry easily. If you get angry too much, you will easily get acne."
"Hey don't worry."
Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows proudly.
"I never get acne when I get angry, hehe~"
Couldn't help chatting with Chu Ze for a while, and after a while, Shi Hanyi's face darkened and his brows furrowed when he realized that the topic had been misled by Chu Ze again.
"Stop it, don't change the subject for me!"
"...I'm fine."
He just wanted to chat more with his partner, but in the end, Chu Ze was a little bit aggrieved by his partner.
"What's the topic?"
Shi Hanyi made a special phone call, what did he want to say to him?
Said he missed him?
Chu Ze was happily dreaming of the big dream of the blue sky.
The topic finally got back on track, Shi Hanyi's face darkened again when he remembered what he was going to say.
"You still have the nerve to ask me what the topic is?"
Raising his small voice, Shi Hanyi looked at his small trash can that was almost full, his voice was full of anger that could not be ignored.
"Did you throw the warm baby in the bathroom?"
What a warm baby in a trash can, when Shi Hanyi sees it, he will be stupid!
He stared at the pile of warm babies like hills and pondered for a long time, thinking about it, no matter what he thought, he felt that only Chu Ze could do this.
"Tell me honestly, did you throw Nuan Baobao?"
"..."
It was true that he threw a lot, but Chu Ze, who didn't know that Bai Yue would also throw it behind him, fell silent with guilt.
Damn!
Chu Ze, who just remembered about Nuan Baobao, curled up his toes in embarrassment in the green ugly dragon slippers.
This is a big deal, and the degree of shame is second only to being a guest at the object's house, but shit clogs up the object's toilet!
Chu Ze saw this social post on the way back to Chu's house.
At that time, he didn't know that there was a "nuanbaobao social death incident" waiting for him in front of him, so he sat in the back seat of the car and gloated.
Unexpectedly, just after he finished laughing at others, he encountered something almost as embarrassing as this...
The tail that was still cocked was drooping, and Chu Ze buttoned the plush pillow that Shi Hanyi bought, unable to speak for a moment in embarrassment.
How would he answer this? Once he admits it, Shi Hanyi will definitely continue to ask.
Why paste warm baby?
To keep out the cold.
Why should we protect against the cold?
Because I only wear a slim suit in winter to look handsome.
...Help!
Chu Ze felt his scalp tingle just thinking about it.
If he did this, wouldn't his image of being tall, mighty, handsome and handsome in Shi Hanyi's heart be completely destroyed?
Chu Ze, who didn't know much about himself, looked sad.
On the other side of the phone, facing Chu Ze's silent silence, Shi Hanyi was very angry when he confirmed that Nuan Baobao was made by this guy.
"Why are you posting so many warm babies?"
Shi Hanyi frowned and said.
"It stuffed my trash can up to the top!"
Seeing the conversation develop in the direction he expected, it seemed as if he saw his own social future.
For a moment, Chu Ze was so melancholy that even his handsome eyebrows drooped.
"Is such that……"
Chu Ze explained in a weak voice.
"The reason why you stuffed your little trash can is because I... wait, stuffed???"
Chu Ze was stunned for a moment, and belatedly realized that something was wrong.
its not right!
It's not like he did it! !
Although he posted a lot of warm baby, it took up a lot of space in the small trash can after tearing it off.
But he remembered very clearly that when he walked out of the bathroom, there was still half of the small trash can free!
Chu Ze sat up straight and his eyes became sharp instantly.
"I didn't throw that warm baby!"
"……Um??"
Seeing him wanting to renege on his debts, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows and his eyes gradually became unfriendly.
"You still don't want to admit it?"
"No, no, I mean I'm not the only one who threw the warm baby."
Chu Ze was refreshed and found that things seemed to have turned around.
"I finished throwing away the warm baby, and there was still more than half of the space in the trash can!"
"so!"
Excited Chu Ze said in a trembling voice.
"Today, there must be people like me who put a warm baby on their body, and then used the excuse of going to the bathroom to tear off the whole warm baby!"
Who is this person, too bad.
When one person does things, the other should understand whether or not, so why let him take the blame!
In his heart, Chu Ze severely condemned another "Human-shaped Warm Baby Sticker".
Just as Chu Ze was about to pull Shi Hanyi, the two of them analyzed who the other dumper was.
When Shi Hanyi opened his mouth in doubt, he grasped the key points very well.
"So... when you came here today, you wore a warm baby all over your body?"
It's no wonder that when meeting Chu Ze downstairs, Shi Hanyi always felt that this guy seemed to be a little fatter, and his body size was a bit bigger.
At that time, he thought that the Chu family's food was good, and Chu Ze went there to make himself fat.
Now it seems that fart eats fat.
The reason why this guy's size has become bigger is because this guy has a whole body of warm babies in his clothes! !
Shi Hanyi, who had never seen such an operation before, was dumbfounded.
Touching the ingot nestled on his lap, Shi Hanyi's voice was full of shock and disbelief.
"There are so many warm babies, what are you drawing?"
Chu Ze: "..."
Why did this topic come back again?
"Hey, aren't you looking for the person who secretly threw the warm baby? I think it's very likely..."
"Don't change the subject for me!"
As the guide and teacher of Chu Ze's ability to "talk the talk", Shi Hanyi knew what this guy was trying to do as soon as he heard it.
"You tell me the truth."
Lazily nestled on the soft sofa in the living room, Shi Hanyi asked curiously.
"Why are you posting so many warm babies?"
Chu Ze: "..."
Seeing that the death scene was unavoidable, Chu Ze sighed, and explained his criminal facts and motives expressionlessly.
"Pfft...hahaha...goose goose goose goose!"
Shi Hanyi originally wanted to restrain himself, but Chu Ze's thoughts and actions were too funny.
Thinking about Chu Ze's festive way of wearing the white shirt and red thermal underwear today, Shi Hanyi's laughter became more and more rampant, and he was so happy that he couldn't straighten up on the sofa.
Hearing his cheerful and sweet laughter on the other end of the phone, Chu Ze was so angry that his teeth itch.
That is to say, Shi Hanyi is not by his side now, if this guy is by his side, he will have to...
I also have to scratch Shi Hanyi's itch for a long time!
Chu Ze pursed the corners of his lips, and the inner drama could be said to be completely lacking in momentum.
"It's pretty good, I think my abs are about to burst out laughing."
Just as Chu Ze was furiously thinking, on the other end of the phone,
As if feeling Chu Ze's strong resentment, Shi Hanyi gradually suppressed his laughter and began to comfort Chu Ze.
"Don't be sad," Shi Hanyi said with a smile.
"Although it's embarrassing for you to put on a baby warmer for the sake of being handsome, and then run to the bathroom to tear it off after coming into the house, but there is someone like you!"
Shi Hanyi tried to brainwash Chu Ze.
"If you think like this, not only are you ashamed, but someone else is ashamed as you!"
"How about it, do you feel better?"
"...Thank you for bringing up the embarrassing things I did in such detail again."
Chu Ze, who once again relived his social life experience, gradually closed himself.
"Aren't you comforting me, stop laughing!!"
Shi Hanyi happily "hahaha" came out.
After he unscrupulously "haha" for a round, the only one who was unwilling to die was himself, Chu Ze pulled Shi Hanyi, and the two reasoned together.
"...Is it still necessary to push?"
Shi Hanyi was a little worried about Chu Ze's IQ after falling in love.
"It's obviously Bai Yue!"
Those who wear suits and refuse to take off their jackets when eating, are just these two fools, okay, this candidate is too easy to determine!
When mentioning his other suitor, Shi Hanyi who didn't know that Bai Yue was Bai Yueguang had a complicated expression.
"You are really good brothers, even the brain circuit is the same."
"……Um??"
Bai Yue? ?
Chu Ze's eyes lit up.
Good guy, it turned out to be him!
For a moment, Chu Ze's mood turned around.
Thinking that he had another reason to attack and ridicule Bai Yue, the petty and naive overlord couldn't be happier.
After chatting with Shi Hanyi on the phone for a while, Chu Ze called Bai Yue without saying a word after hanging up the phone.
"...Hello? What are you calling for?"
Hearing Bai Yue's voice full of aloofness and "don't take me away from me", Chu Ze opened his mouth cheerfully, and hit the door of life directly when he came up.
"You stuffed a baby warmer under your suit today?"
"..."
Bai Yue's face darkened, and she hung up the phone with a click.
"puff……"
Chu Ze nestled on the sofa, and he imagined the scene with Bai Yue, the more he thought about it, the happier he became.
This happiness lasted until Shi Hanyi sent the news.
[Xiao Yi]: ...?
[Xiao Yi]: Bai Yue suddenly sent me a message...
[Xiao Yi]: He said that when you were in fifth grade, you didn't get full marks in the exam, so you didn't dare to ask your parents to sign, so you forged a signature and put it on it?
[Xiao Yi]: What else is there? [Fat cat eating melon.jpg]
Chu Ze: "...???"
Chuze people are all stupid.
Didn't he just couldn't help laughing at this guy, as for going to his partner to expose his childhood scandals? ?
Chu Ze sent a question mark to Bai Yue with a black face.
After a while, looking at the "Come on, let's hurt each other" emoji that Bai Yue returned,
Unexpectedly, this guy could remember everything from his childhood so clearly. Chu Ze hesitated for a moment, and followed his heart in silence.
Damn it, this guy is not going to lose face in front of Shi Hanyi, and he has no choice but to.
As a non-single person who already has a partner, Chu Ze thought with concern.
Is this the power of a single dog breaking a jar? It's really scary!
Seeing how Chu Ze finally calmed down, An Sheng came over to meet Ji, but Bai Yue, who was not only broken in love but also stabbed in the heart, sneered and stepped on the plane.
This place must be against him.
He decided that in the future, if it is not necessary, he will never set foot in this city again!
The private plane took off with a roar, and left the city carrying the heartbroken Bai Yue.
In the Chu family's villa, Chu Ze, who was threatened by Bai Yue with black history, also calmed down.
He sat on the sofa with a pillow in his arms and began to think about how to chase people.
Thinking about Shi Hanyi's dislike for his tricks of chasing people, Chu Ze thought for a while, and felt that he still had to consult with foreign aid.
Chu Ze tentatively poked Han Xiao on WeChat, and soon, Han Xiao, who looked like he was about to eat farts, responded enthusiastically.
[Xiao Han]: It's easy to talk about, I'm familiar with this matter!
Enthusiastically sent Chu Ze an emoticon pack with twisted ass and dog's head. After reading Chu Ze's overview of leaning forward, Han Dog's Head Military Master Xiao began to come up with ideas.
[Xiao Han]: Let's be safe first.
[Xiao Han]: Do you remember the experience of you having fun with the boy before, let's start with the black and gradually close the distance between you two!
Although he felt that even if he didn't pull in, the distance between the two was already very close.
But aren't all young couples like this!
The two of them are so sticky, his little brother should let his big Chu brother chase him again.
what is this?
This is the little trick between lovers!
During Chinese New Year, Han Xiao, who was almost numb by being urged to marry at home every day, became excited.
Under the banner of "Chu Ze called him to discuss something important", Han Xiao happily slipped out of the house, took a taxi and went straight to Chu Ze.
Eating melons and watching dramas and so on, of course you have to be on the front line to be exciting!
On the way to the Chu residence, Han Xiao was not idle either.
He excitedly typed and chatted with Chu Ze to learn more details in advance.
[Xiao Han]: You had an affair with Brother Xiao before, does Brother Xiao have any special opinions about you?
[Xiao Han]: For example, when you play which hero, Shi Xiaoge praises you the most, and you will try to play that one as much as possible after a while!
[Brother Big Chu]: ...That's not true.
Chu Ze's answer was full of sincerity.
[Brother Big Chu]: He always dislikes me for being good at playing, and the ugly hero I play, and I always bring him to give away heads.
As Chu Ze spoke, he became uncertain.
[Brother Big Chu]: Do you want to play more of these later, I feel like I will be scolded.
This is the first time he and Shi Hanyi have had sex since they reconciled. If possible, Chu Ze wanted to leave a good impression on Shi Hanyi that he is wise and handsome.
Han Xiao: "..."
[Xiao Han]: Of course it is not allowed.
Han Xiao was numb when he saw Chu Ze's reply.
As expected of these two guys, the scenes when they get along are always unexpectedly harmonious!
That's right, nuclear harmony.
"Nuclear" and "harmonious", the Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and there is nothing wrong with splitting characters.
[Xiao Han]: Ahem, we need to act in a targeted manner.
[Xiao Han]: Brother Chu, what do you usually do?If it doesn't work, we can change the hero and play with a prettier one!
[Brother Big Chu]: In the top lane, Shi Hanyi said that the hero I played was thick and ugly. Every time we were caught, I didn’t die when he died, which made him very unhappy, and then I was scolded .
Chu Ze was very aggrieved, and even threw away a crying cat emoji pack that he had stolen from Shi Hanyi.
Han Xiao: "..."
This reason... is really unexpectedly true.
During the chat, Han Xiao had already arrived at the Chu Residence.
He went in and put on the disposable slippers he brought with him, and sat on the sofa to analyze carefully with Chu Ze.
"In that case, Big Chu, you can play another hero today."
"How about the mid laner? The mid laner is more handsome than the top laner hero, which is more in line with the aesthetics of Brother Xiao!"
Hearing this, Chu Ze hesitated.
"But I don't know how to be a mid laner. If I change positions, I will be disgusted by Shi Hanyi."
"Ah this..."
Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze hesitantly, but he really didn't understand why he was so worried.
With his big Chu brother's excellent operation, he can play a lot of heroes, no difference!
"Don't worry," Han Xiao thought for a while, and comforted Chu Ze tactfully.
"Anyway, there is a company to play with! Plus I will cooperate with you, don't worry, you will win!"
Under Han Xiao's assurance that he patted his chest, Chu Ze felt relieved.
Worried that Chu Ze would not know how to perform after changing his position, Han Xiao specially invited a teaching video for Chu Ze.
"Come on, Brother Chu, look at this carefully, you can learn all the operations in it, and it is very beneficial to promote the relationship between young couples!"
Chu Ze took the tablet from Han Xiao with a very serious expression.
Seeing the series of high-difficulty operations in the video, such as flash blocking, extreme rescue, etc., Chu Ze, who was still a bit underwhelmed by his own operation level, looked more dignified.
It is indeed an operation that is not easy to implement and reproduce!
Soon, with Han Xiao's banknote ability, the two national server companions were quickly in place.
Shi Hanyi excitedly opened the game amidst Chu Ze's voice of "Take you to play black".
The moment they officially entered the game, Chu Ze and Han Xiao solemnly exchanged glances.
It doesn't matter whether he wins or loses in this game, as long as he's handsome, it's over!
Soon, under the control of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's vegetable dogs, the two were surrounded by fire and beaten.
Shi Hanyi, the iron-headed kid, was the first to lose blood. Seeing this, Chu Ze, who was running ahead of Shi Hanyi, was shocked.
The opportunity is coming!
Without saying a word, Chu Ze flashed in front of Shi Hanyi with a flash, and helped the dead Shi Hanyi block two big ones in a row.
A moment later, accompanied by the exciting reminder of "double-kill", Han Xiao fell into deep thought as he looked at the dead characters of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze.
This script is not right!
In the team voice at this time, Shi Hanyi was angrily accusing Chu Ze of "turning back and sending him to death".
Bathed in Chu Ze's gloomy gaze, Han Xiao bit the bullet and blew a wave of embarrassment.
"My God!"
Han Xiao howled passionately and loudly, which abruptly shocked everyone except him.
Under Chu Ze's complicated gaze of "Are you okay, do you want to take medicine", Han Xiao made a summary of Chu Ze's vegetable dog operation just now.
"Life and death together, what kind of fairy love is this!"
Seeing this, the two companions who ordered also reacted.
The three of them boasted embarrassingly together, which made Chu Ze feel a little embarrassed.
"...It doesn't have to be like this."
Shi Hanyi, who is addicted to food and has a strong desire to win, gave Chu Ze admonishment.
"There's no need to engage in these bells and whistles, we win and we're done! Killing is the essence of this game!"
Ten minutes later, Shi Hanyi, who led Chu Ze to send off three waves of heads, and led the team to usher in two waves of small group annihilation, sighed quietly.
"Why do I feel that you have changed today..."
Chu Ze, who wanted to turn around to save his partner, turned out to be a "living and dying together", was very wronged.
Once the game is over, let alone Han Xiao, even the two companions are very tired.
Facing Han Xiao's invitation to come again after many defeats, Shi Hanyi hesitated for a moment, and decided to give Chu Ze another chance to perform.
In this way, they played the king of the afternoon.
Under the performance of Chu Ze's hard work and hard work, he successfully wiped out the last trace of his affection for Shi Hanyi.
"……not coming."
Looking at the series of defeats in the record list, Shi Hanyi was extremely depressed.
"I'm going to have dinner, I'll talk about it tomorrow."
Chu Ze's first chase ended in a complete failure.
After Shi Hanyi left, the plastic car was forced to break up.
After seeing off Han Xiao who was called back to eat by Han's mother, Chu Ze sat alone in the big villa.
No one for dinner, and no one to have dinner with.
"Tsk..."
It feels like the house is cold and unpopular.
After experiencing the warmth of someone at home, Chu Ze hated this kind of lonely scene.
He nestled on the sofa, hugging the pillow lonely and lonely, and the yearning for Shi Hanyi in his heart became more and more surging.
He casually ordered a takeaway for dinner, and after fooling around with the dinner question, Chu Ze nestled on the sofa and had the second round of chasing meetings with his dog-headed army division.
[Brother Big Chu]: Your way of thinking, no way
Chu Ze felt very worried when he thought about the disgust Shi Hanyi felt when he was playing games in the afternoon.
[Brother Big Chu]: Why do I feel that it is counterproductive.
[Brother Big Chu]: You are not an undercover agent sent by Brother Bai Yue to cooperate with him in poaching, are you? [Little soybean doubts]
[Xiao Han]: ... Where can I do it!
Han Xiao, who was suspected even if he failed to help, was very aggrieved.
Can he be blamed? It can only be blamed on these two people who haven't played for too long, and the already broken operation has become even more deformed!
I can't afford to take the two of you to play and practice with me, so you give me a good reflection!
Under Han Xiao's angry complaints, Chu Ze, who had recognized his dog-dog operation and completely gave up on the road of "playing games and chasing people", sadly continued to ask the dog-headed army teacher for advice.
[Brother Big Chu]: Well, do you have any other ideas?
Chu Ze added worryingly.
[Brother Big Chu]: It's better to be easy to operate.
[Xiao Han]: ...you let me think about it
Han Xiao also started to go bald.
It's not that he's inexperienced, it's that this pair is too difficult to deal with.
Brother Xiao has a distinct personality, while Brother Big Chu is so stupid.
How these two got on in the first place is simply a miracle!
Han Xiao couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked Chu Ze questions in the name of "consultant".
Seeing his question, Chu Ze hesitated for a long time.
It's really not decent to talk about the agreement of raising a substitute.
In the end, Chu Ze's longing to reconcile with his partner and nest together intimately still defeated his emphasis on face.
Summarize the "signing of the contract" as briefly as possible. After Chu Ze pressed the send button, the roots of his ears were already hot from shame.
[Brother Big Chu]: We met like this before, do you have any good suggestions?
[Xiao Han]: ...
[Xiao Han]: Brother, wait for me slowly, I'm a little confused right now.
Good guy!
good guy! !
Unexpectedly, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze have such a past Han Xiao, and they are all stupid.
Aren't the support agreements and substitutes all elements that only appear in third-rate dramas?
Unexpectedly, he, Brother Chu, a dignified diamond king, would not think about doing such a thing!
[Xiao Han]: Brother, if I knew this earlier, why did I do it in the first place...
[Xiao Han]: Anyway, the two are already in love, you say you just make the mistake, isn't it nice to live with Brother Xiao and He Meimei!
The object in hand can be sent flying, and his Big Chu brother is also a talent!
[Brother Big Chu]: ... Do you think I don't want to!
Didn't this mean that the relationship was messed up by other people before he caught up with him?
Thinking about Chu Jianren's actions, Chu Ze was furious.
Hurry up, wait a few days for the formalities to be completed, and he will...
[Xiao Han]: How about, let's play a bitter scene!
At the other end of the network cable, Han Xiao continued to come up with ideas after the wave of confusion just now.
[Xiao Han]: Get up early tomorrow, and go buy breakfast for Brother Xiao. Remember, you must buy the one with a long queue!
[Xiao Han]: In this way, when you deliver breakfast to Xiao Ge, you can mention how long you have been waiting in line to buy breakfast. It seems that you are very affectionate!
After the operation in the afternoon, Han Xiao is now very worried about Chu Ze's execution and understanding in chasing people.
After blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, Han Xiao asked worriedly.
[Xiao Han]: Do you understand?
[Brother Big Chu]: Of course!
Chu Ze nodded confidently, and with Han Xiao's guidance, he gradually had a new idea.
[Brother Big Chu]: I will deliver breakfast tomorrow, and I can also make lunch for Shi Hanyi by the way.
As the saying goes, if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first capture his stomach. Wasn't he also captured by Shi Hanyi in the first place?
Besides, Shi Hanyi loves to eat so much!
As long as he successfully grabs Shi Hanyi's stomach, Shi Hanyi will definitely become more and more interested in his pursuit!
For Chu Ze's understanding of drawing inferences from one instance, Han Xiao, who finally saw him enlightened, highly praised him.
[Xiao Han]: Yes, this idea is very good!
As an outsider, Han Xiao sees it most clearly.
Not to mention anything else, with his childhood brother's competitive personality and strong desire to win and lose in the game,
To be able to endure Brother Chu's crazy hair-giving in the game in the afternoon, there is no other explanation except for the word "true love"!
The only thing to worry about now is that Brother Big Chu is too naive, always wanting to play tricks, and make some big operations that shake the world and make ghosts and gods cry.
Thinking about Chu Ze's head-giving behavior in the afternoon, Han Xiao, who had already forgotten that it was he who gave Chu Ze this bad idea, advised him euphemistically.
[Xiao Han]: Big Chu, come on, let's just keep going!
[Xiao Han]: I believe that as long as you show enough sincerity and sincerity, Brother Xiao will be willing to accept you!
After reading Han Xiao's news, Chu Ze, who felt that he had been greatly encouraged, was very excited.
He happily replied "Yeah!!!" to Han Xiao, and then began to study the recipe excitedly.
It's not that he hasn't cooked before, when he helped Shi Hanyi chop vegetables before, he was very proficient in cutting vegetables!
Think back to the vegetables that piled up into a hill in the kitchen back then, and then think about Shi Hanyi's tearful praise when he was still unfamiliar with Chu Ze.
Chu Ze couldn't help but straighten his back, thinking that he was a good candidate for a future chef.
Perhaps, this is the strong confidence that Mr. Ba can get the first place in everything he learns and does.
After planning everything, Chu Ze set the alarm clock.
Full of expectations, Chu Ze happily fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Shi Hanyi was awakened by the ringing of the cell phone beside his pillow.
Curled up in the bed blankly, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a long time before he gathered his scattered energy with difficulty.
"……crooked?"
Shi Hanyi subconsciously connected the phone.
Because he played a black game with Chu Ze yesterday afternoon, the two lost together all afternoon,
At night, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Shi Hanyi, who was so angry that he fell asleep so late, was suddenly awakened, and now he is still in a daze.
"... May I ask who you are?"
"It's me, Chu Ze!"
Outside Shi Hanyi's door, Chu Ze, who had not only bought his breakfast, but even had already arrived at the door, spoke cheerfully.
"Are you awake? I'm here to bring you breakfast!"
I'm so...!
When Shi Hanyi got up, he got up angrily.
Do you have the nerve to ask him if he is awake?
You said I was awake, all the calls were connected, you said I was awake! !
Shi Hanyi angrily hung up the phone.
His emotions are so angry that he can't wait to crack the tempered film pasted on the screen.
This guy, is there something wrong with his brain? ? !
After hanging up the phone, looking at the time of "6:11" on the screen of the phone, Shi Hanyi, who was woken up early in the morning, exploded.
Stepping on his slippers, he angrily walked over to open the door for Chu Ze, his surging anger almost reaching Huawei's substance.
He has decided!
The moment he turned the doorknob, Shi Hanyi thought blackly.
If this guy doesn't give him an explanation in a while, he'll give Chu Ze two punches bang bang to let Chu Ze know how powerful he is!
The moment the door was opened, the cold breath was wrapped in the aroma of food, rushing towards Shi Hanyi together.
In Shi Hanyi's angry little eyes, Chu Ze held up the breakfast he bought and smiled happily at Shi Hanyi.
"X Ji's soy milk and steamed buns! I waited in line for more than two hours to buy them!"
At this moment, looking at Chu Ze's naive and handsome smile, looking at the steaming breakfast he brought over.
For some reason, most of the anger in Shi Hanyi's heart disappeared.
"...You come in for me first."
Heimian put Chu Ze into the room, and Shi Hanyi sat cross-legged on the sofa.
He watched Chu Ze wash his hands consciously, and then went to the kitchen to get a plate for breakfast for the two of them, his expression gradually softened.
Until the moment when he was sitting at the dining table, under the temptation of delicious food, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows and looked at Chu Ze doubtfully after his brain finally cleared up.
"It's only past six o'clock, no matter how difficult it is to buy the breakfast of X, it won't start to line up at four o'clock?"
Chu Ze: "..."
The miserable little trick was exposed, and Chu Ze's hand that helped Shi Hanyi break eggs was suddenly stopped.
Bathed in Shi Hanyi's gradually fiercer eyes, he looked at Shi Hanyi with suspicion "Are you bluffing me?"
Chu Ze put the peeled eggs on Shi Hanyi's plate, and bowed his head embarrassedly to admit.
"I went a little early, and the door wasn't opened after four o'clock."
"But I was indeed waiting in line. I waited at the entrance of the store until [-]:[-]. The first basket of hot buns I bought after the boss opened the door!"
Shi Hanyi: "..."
Seeing this guy's proud expression as if asking for credit, for a moment, Shi Hanyi didn't know whether to complain about this guy's stupidity, or to praise his tough head and straightforwardness.
"So, you waited in the cold wind for more than two hours just to buy these steamed buns?"
Shi Hanyi finally couldn't hold back.
"The door isn't open after four o'clock, you can wait in the car!"
This guy was actually at the door of his store, standing there abruptly until he opened the door...
What kind of stupidity and heartlessness is this!
Looking at Chu Ze, he was taken aback for a moment, as if he hadn't expected such an operation,
Shi Hanyi glanced at his big hands that were still a little white from the cold and hadn't warmed up, he was amused and distressed for a moment.
"Don't be so stupid in the future..."
With a headache, Shi Hanyi gave Chu Ze some advice.
"You are the overlord, you have to stand up and use your advantage of being rich!"
"Nowadays, takeaway is so developed, you can order errands or takeaway, isn't that the same!"
"...How can it be the same!"
Hearing this, Chu Ze was not happy.
"Can the buns I bought taste the same as the buns I bought from a takeaway?"
Angrily peeling another egg for Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze said sullenly.
"It's all on my mind."
"Eat, the two of us finished our breakfast today!"
Shi Hanyi looked at the breakfast that Chu Ze bought, which consisted of five eggs, and fell silent.
An hour later, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze miraculously finished their breakfast together.
An ordinary breakfast,
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