Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Faced with Chu Ze's outrageous rejection, Han Xiao certainly wouldn't believe it.

God damn it's unlucky to visit in the first day of junior high school. If I believe you, I'm an idiot!

In the increasingly irritable calling of Mother Han, Han Xiao, who knew that he was running out of time, exploded his hand speed.

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"Ugh……"

Chu Ze, who was lying on the sofa, let out a long sigh.

[Brother Big Chu]: come if you want

"Just remember..."

Before Chu Ze finished typing the second message, in the chat box between him and Han Xiao, Han Xiao's text bubbles popped out.

[Han]: Good brother!I knew Brother Da Chu that you wouldn't do nothing but woo woo woo!

[Han]: Let’s not talk about it, I’m going out for breakfast, my mother has been urging me for a long time, if I don’t go out, I might have to limp to see you in the afternoon tvt

[Han]: See Brother Da Chu in the afternoon, remember to tell Brother Xiao about my meal, and I will bring food with me, refills!

Looking at the series of pen refill emoticons sent by Han Xiao, Chu Ze frowned in disgust.

After a while, as if thinking of something, the expression on Chu Ze's face gradually changed.

He blocked Han Xiao's profile picture and name, and collected those emoticons one by one.

Then he poked into the chat interface with Shi Hanyi, and after comparing for a long time, Chu Ze picked out the most beautiful refill emoji and sent it.

"Om - hum -"

A three-member group of relatives and friends was drawn up, and Shi Hanyi's phone vibrated when he was chatting with Xiao Yang and Bai Yue.

Glancing at the system prompt bar, Shi Hanyi, who was lazily nestling on the sofa, changed his face.

[Marshal Chu: [animated expression]]

……Huh? ? ?

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze suspiciously.

He was obviously sitting next to him, but he wanted to send him a message on WeChat.

What did you send him, so mysterious?

Shi Hanyi entered WeChat in doubt.

After a while, looking at the emoji that Chu Ze sent him, Shi Hanyi paused for a moment and fell silent.

That's it?

That's it? ?

Fortunately, he was excited for a long time just now, and thought he was going to say something about commercial secrets!

Seeing Shi Hanyi's dislike for him, Chu Ze, who failed to borrow flowers to offer Buddha, cleared his throat in embarrassment.

He straightened his back and threw the pot out with an upright expression.

"This is the emoticon package that Xiao Han just sent me. I find it very interesting. I will share it with you."

Chu Ze specially emphasized.

"I just think this emoji is interesting, not because of the content on the emoji."

"……I know."

Shi Hanyi, who had long been impressed by Chu Ze's "2G Internet" character design, sighed helplessly.

He knew that Chu Ze had been in contact with the Internet recently, and he and Han Xiao found out that he was ruined by following the harmful information on the Internet a few days ago.

Shi Hanyi consciously helped Chu Ze describe the ins and outs of the story in detail.

In this case, it is normal for Mr. Chu to be curious about the more "trend" things like emoticons.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's "I understand" expression on his face, Chu Ze, who managed to get rid of the blame, felt even more aggrieved for some reason.

How can this be understood.

What the hell did this guy understand?

Before Chu Ze could ask a question, Shi Hanyi patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, and then poked open the input box with his finger.

"Mr. Chu, do you like such emoticons? I have a lot of them here, and I'll send them to you!"

In the next second, Shi Hanyi began to swipe Chu Ze's screen with emoticons.

Looking at the pile of emojis that seemed to be endless, Chu Ze frowned in pain, and had a deep understanding of what it means to "punch your fist into the cotton pile".

Why is Shi Hanyi's brain circuit always so strange!

Out of frustration, Chu Ze still kept the emoticons sent by Shi Hanyi one by one.

Looking at the more than 300 emoticons that instantly appeared in the favorites, Chu Ze emotionally turned off the phone, feeling very sad.

He is also a big emoji now.

When Han Xiao came to bother him again in the future, when he didn't want to talk and was embarrassed not to reply to the message, he would use Shi Hanyi's emoji to reply.

Thinking about it this way, emoticons seem to be quite useful.

Before he knew it, Chu Ze, who had taken another big step in the front line of the trend, fell into deep thought.

When he is free next time, he can ask Shi Hanyi for some emoticons.

Using emoticons to talk, he can be regarded as integrated into the trend of young people!

Thinking of this, Chu Ze, who is not very old next year, but who is always inexplicably behind in the trend, is very happy.

Forcibly rubbing the cat son who didn't want to be ruaed by him a few times, Chu Ze scolded the heartless little scoundrel in his heart, and at the same time suddenly remembered what Han Xiao asked him to do.

I almost forgot, there are still people coming over for dinner in the afternoon.

Seeing Shi Hanyi put down his phone and was about to get up and go to the kitchen to cook, Chu Ze hurriedly told about Han Xiao's coming.

"Tsk."

Sure enough, as Chu Ze expected, after hearing the news, Shi Hanyi had the same disgust as him.

"Alright, alright."

Thinking about the New Year's goods that Chu Ze ate yesterday under the pretext of helping, and thinking about Han Xiao's good appetite honed by them, Shi Hanyi couldn't help but sigh.

It's only the first day of the new year, and the inventory at home is about to run out.

The reason why the three monks have no water to drink is indeed the same from ancient to modern times!

Stimulated by Han Xiao, an external factor, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze ate a lot during the sumptuous lunch on the first day of the new year.

After eating, Shi Hanyi suppressed his sleepiness for a while.

But perhaps because Han's mother blocked him from going out, Han Xiao didn't come for a while.

"Why don't you go upstairs and squint for a while."

Seeing that Shi Hanyi's head was getting sleepy little by little like a chicken pecking rice, Chu Ze took the ingot from Shi Hanyi's arms that he didn't want to come over, his voice was calm and distressed.

"What time did you go to bed last night, why are you so sleepy?"

"I didn't sleep, I stayed up all night."

Shi Hanyi yawned a little, proudly puffed out his chest with a look of sleepiness.

"Didn't everyone say that you have to watch the New Year's Eve? I kept it all night!"

Chu Ze: "...??!"

People from Chuze who have never seen such a year-old person are dumbfounded.

"Did you just... stay up all night??"

"Oh, that's not true."

Shi Hanyi rubbed his eyes, and accidentally revealed his old background.

"Last night, Xiao Yang and the others played all night, we won the whole night, and we are happy!"

"……them??"

Chu Ze was instantly alert.

"Who is it? Why didn't Kai Hei call me?"

...Of course it's because of your food, little brother.

Shi Hanyi smiled, guilty of not answering Chu Ze's second question.

"Our small group of relatives and friends drove a private motorcade, you don't know it."

Thinking about Chu Ze's usual urination, Shi Hanyi paused and added consciously.

"It's a small group of relatives and friends who kowtow on cp production, and it's an anime cp. It's normal that you don't know Mr. Chu."

"……Oh."

Chu Ze responded sullenly, keeping the two key words "cp" and "anime" firmly in his heart.

Coincidentally, shortly after Han Yi went upstairs to catch up on sleep, Han Xiao knocked on the door of Chu Mansion with a large box and a small box.

"Brother Chu, it's me, open the door and come out to pick up the guests—"

Before Han Xiao knocked a second time, the closed door in front of him slowly opened.

Looking at Chu Ze's handsome expressionless face, Han Xiao cleared his throat, not daring to repeat what he just said.

"Happy New Year, Brother Chu!"

Putting the gift box in his hand at the entrance, Han Xiao knocked on the box, with a proud expression on his handsome face.

"Look, I'm so funny. They're all good things. I made them out of the house after my parents fell asleep. They're all high-quality goods, and none of them are defective!"

After listening to Han Xiao's words, Chu Ze felt a pain in the back of his head.

"Happy New Year, is it okay for you to take so much, or you can go back and weigh some more?"

"Hi, it's okay."

As Han Xiao said, he naturally took out his own disposable slippers from his pocket.

"It was originally bought by my parents and asked me to give it to my friends. Instead of giving it to those friends, I might as well give it to you and brother Xiao."

Under the shocked eyes of Chu Ze's pupils, Han Xiao put on the disposable slippers and walked into the house without treating himself like an outsider.

"I won't wear the two of you as a couple for a while, what about brother Xiao?...Hey, why is there a cat here??"

Looking at the little orange cat on the floor who was angry at him, Han Xiao cheerfully stretched out his hand, wanting to give it a rua.

"Happy New Year Duck, you are newly raised by Brother Big Chu and Brother Xiao... Wucao is such a fierce cat!??"

With lingering fear in his heart, he withdrew the hand that was almost scratched, and Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze with a dazed expression.

"Where did you find such a fierce cat?"

"... Is it fierce?" Chu Ze, who was only lightly brushed by Yuan Bao with a meat pad, was a little puzzled, "Yuan Bao is not fierce."

While speaking, following the movement of Chu Ze approaching, Yuan Bao, who was furious at Han Xiaochao, kicked back, and jumped onto Chu Ze nimbly.

Seeing that the cat was nestled in Chu Ze's arms, although it was not very happy, it didn't look like it would scratch anyone. Han Xiao let out another groan, and his eyes were wide open.

"That's amazing, Big Brother Chu, does your kitten have two faces?!"

"That's right!"

Chu Ze held the cat with a proud expression on his face.

"Our ingots are amazing!"

"No, I'm not complimenting people, ah no, I mean cats..."

Han Xiao had a complicated expression.

As the years passed, Brother Da Chu's ability to read and comprehend became more and more crooked.

It's all because I learned from Brother Xiao!

Han Xiao was heartbroken.

Following Chu Ze to the sofa in the living room and sitting down, Han Xiao didn't see Shi Hanyi for a long time. He took a sugar orange from the fruit plate and asked while peeling it.

"Brother Xiao, I haven't said Happy New Year to him yet."

"He catches up on sleep upstairs."

As soon as Chu Ze finished speaking, Han Xiao suddenly showed a knowing expression of "Wow, I understand".

"OK."

Chu Ze: "...?"

Seeing Han Xiao's cheap look, Chu Ze was stunned for a while before realizing what he understood.

"no……"

Chu Ze's face burned instantly.

This guy is full of unscrupulous things in his head, why can he think of such a place in an instant!

The people of Chuze, who were driven by Han Xiao in a crazy car, were almost crushed to the face by the wheels, were dumbfounded.

For a moment, Chu Ze's brain was overloaded rapidly, and he felt gurgling water vapor rising from the top of his head.

"Huh? What's not?"

Han, the old driver, Xiao, who had just finished eating a sugar orange, blinked blankly.

"……nothing."

Fortunately, he doesn't show his face, the kind that won't blush no matter how hot it is.

Rubbing the hot ears, Chu Zedi thanked himself for his miraculous physique countless times.

"By the way, look at this."

Forcibly bringing over the topic of driving just now, Chu Ze held Yuanbao and looked at Han Xiao with a solemn expression.

"Do you know what this is?"

"This is……"

Seeing Chu Ze's solemn expression, Han Xiao also became nervous.

"Your new kitten?"

"No," Chu Ze shook his head.

After ruaing Yuan Bao's cat's head, Chu Ze introduced it seriously.

"This is Shi Hanyi and I's new son."

Han Xiao: "...???"

Ah this...

Knowing that many people will treat the small animals they raise as family members, Han Xiao quickly reacted after getting through the initial bewilderment.

"congratulations?"

"Thank you."

Chu Ze nodded reservedly.

"..."

The atmosphere in the living room was extremely solemn.

Han Xiao, who was often cheated by the couple, sat cautiously on the sofa.

See Chu Ze looked at him lightly, as if expecting something.

After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what this guy wanted to do. Han Xiao was so scared that he didn't even dare to eat oranges.

Putting the Tangerine that he had just picked up back to its original place, Han Xiao looked at Chu Ze and asked cautiously.

"Anything else?"

Don't be silent, Brother Da Chu, you just look at me without talking, it makes me panic! !

Bathed in Han Xiao's frenzied sight, Chu Ze gave him a puzzled look, as if he couldn't understand why he was so dishonest.

"Where's your red envelope?"

Han Xiao blinked blankly, "...ah???"

"A red envelope!"

Seeing that he still didn't understand, Chu Ze smacked his lips and spoke with some disgust.

"My son, you are a junior, right? You come to visit my house during the Chinese New Year. You are here and you are not going to make a red envelope for your child?"

Han Xiao: "...???"

Han Xiao who realized what he meant was dumbfounded.

No, can it still be counted like this? ?

I feel like Brother Da Chu, you are just cheating me out of money!

"Come on, Yuan Bao."

Seeing Han Xiao's dumbfounded expression, Chu Ze patted Yuan Bao's cat head.

"Call Uncle, and say Happy New Year to Uncle."

"Miu-"

Yuan Bao meowed uncooperatively.

Now that the people have finished shouting, the pressure is on Han Xiao's side.

Bathed in the quiet eyes of one big and one small, Han Xiao took out his mobile phone in a daze, and started to transfer money to Chu Ze with trembling hands.

"I didn't bring any cash here, I just transferred the money to you."

He sealed Yuan Bao with a red envelope of [-], and Han Xiao pondered for a while while eating the candied oranges, and felt that he couldn't spend the money in vain.

"Hey, Big Brother Chu, you see, the relationship between the two of us is pretty good, buddy!"

Moving his ass on the sofa towards Chu Ze, Han Xiao said with a smile.

"What do you think of me being Yuan Bao's godfather?"

"can."

To Han Xiao's surprise, after listening to his proposal, Chu Ze nodded and agreed without thinking about it.

"Hey, okay!"

Han Xiao gleefully smashed Yuan Bao's head in the air.

"Mi. Mi, I will be your godfather from now on!"

"Meow……"

Yuan Bao yawned, not enthusiastic at all.

After all, it is a cat, and there is a language barrier between humans and humans, so Han Xiao didn't care about it.

He hummed happily and raised his eyes, and when he turned his head, he saw Brother Big Chu looking at him solemnly with burning eyes.

Han Xiao: "...?"

Looking at the familiar eyes that he saw just a few minutes ago, Han Xiao, who had a premonition that he was about to be tricked again, was instantly alert.

"Brother Chu?"

Han Xiao reminded worriedly.

"I gave red envelopes!"

"I know." Chu Ze nodded calmly.

Seeing this, Han Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

But before he could finish his breath, Chu Ze continued to speak, with the solemnity on his face that made him sore.

"But don't you treat it as its godfather?"

That's another price.

Han Xiao: "...???"

For a while, Han Xiao, who experienced a handful of New Year's money super doubled, was buzzing.

Good guy!

Han Xiao called Chu Ze an expert in this deceitful and deceitful behavior.

Brother Big Chu was completely taken away by Brother Xiao! ! !

Han Xiao simply gave Yuan Bao a big red envelope of 6666.

Seeing how Chu Ze happily accepted his money transfer, he went to visit his good brother's house on the first day of the new year, but Han Xiao, who was the first to cheat at the door, was numb.

Is it true that it is unlucky to visit in the first grade of junior high school? Han Xiao thought in a trance, he was cheated when he visited the first grade of junior high school!

"Brother, I've never seen you love money so much before..."

He let out a sigh of relief, Han Xiao's expression was very embarrassing.

"It seems that you have really grown up a lot following Brother Xiao."

In the past, his brother Da Chu was so honest and overbearing!

Now follow Brother Xiao, and learn everything! !

"That's right."

In line with the principle of "If you dare to boast, I dare to accept it" learned from Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze nodded reservedly and accepted Han Xiao's praise.

Seeing this, Han Xiao became even more melancholy.

He touched the ingot melancholy, and was a little curious for a moment.

"By the way, what do you want this money for, private money?"

"What private money?" Chu Ze gave Han Xiao a disapproving look.

"Of course I will transfer the money to Shi Hanyi when he wakes up."

Shi Hanyi is such a money fanatic, he must be happy to see this transfer when he wakes up.

As for private money, what kind of private money, good men never keep private money!

"..."

Absolutely!

Seeing Chu Ze's proud face, Han Xiao, who had just been cheated and then ate a lot of dog food, closed his eyes in pain.

Brother Da Chu, you have changed, you have really changed!

Do you entertain brothers like this!

Just after defrauding him of the red envelope, in a blink of an eye, she took the money she defrauded from him to show her affection! !

Is there any brotherhood left! ! !

Once again, Han Xiao, who was deeply aware of the plastic brotherhood between the two, shed tears.

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who was sitting beside him, coughed lightly in embarrassment.

He probably felt that he had killed Han Xiao a little too hard. Chu Ze entrusted the ingot to Han Xiao, and went to the kitchen secretly and furtively.

"Come, eat, Shi Hanyi fried the New Year's goods just yesterday!"

Chu Ze warmly entertained Han Xiao.

"No, brother, are you sure we can eat this?"

I can see how guilty you are when you take it out!

Shocked by Chu Ze's cautious and sneaky figure who went to the kitchen, Han Xiao looked at the few delicious food left in front of him, and swallowed greedily without daring to move.

"Are you sure the two of us finish this, Brother Xiao won't beat us up after waking up?"

"No... right?"

Chu Ze wasn't sure either.

"You have sealed the big red envelope for Yuan Bao, it should be fine to eat something..."

Han Xiao was once again shocked by his Big Brother's family position at home.

After all, he is a good brother, and when Han Xiao came to visit, Chu Ze felt embarrassed to treat him badly.

In the end, after a 3-minute struggle, Chu Ze signaled Han Xiao to let go and eat boldly.

"Your brother was so generous, cute, smart and elegant when he was young, he certainly wouldn't blame us."

Chu Ze patted Shi Hanyi's ass with a guilty conscience.

Seeing that Chu Ze was ready to bear it all, Han Xiao was moved to tears when he ate the meatball fried by Shi Hanyi.

God, what is a brother, what is friendship!

Han Xiao felt guilty for complaining about Chu Ze in his heart just now.

He was the one who wronged Brother Chu!

How can it be said that his big Chu brother is stingy and strict with his bad wife? His big Chu brother talks more about brotherly loyalty! !

The two quickly divided up the delicious food that Shi Hanyi made, and nestled on the sofa while eating and chatting.

"Are you planning to go back there for the New Year this year?"

"Back," Chu Ze swallowed the last bite of fried sugar cake with a very calm expression.

"Tomorrow's ticket."

"……Um???"

Han Xiao was taken aback by his cheerful chewing.

"With Brother Xiao?"

Doesn't it usually go back to her mother's house in the second year of junior high school?

"No, I'm alone."

Chu Ze lowered his eyelids and gently rubbed Yuan Bao's body.

"You also know the situation over there. I'll go back and make things clear. After everything is settled, I'll take Shi Hanyi back to collect the worship money."

"Oh oh, take it!"

As soon as Han Xiao changed his feeling about Chu Ze's "bad learning", his attitude instantly changed to agreeing with both hands and feet.

Anyway, there are almost no good people in that big family.

Rolling his eyes secretly in his heart, Han Xiao supported him in a loud voice.

"When the time comes, join Brother Xiao, and you will receive big red envelopes together!"

Meanwhile, on the other side.

At the Capital Airport, a tall and beautiful woman boarded the private jet with a stern expression.

Thinking about what Chu Hao and Mr. Chu said to her, burning anger flashed in Lu Youyou's eyes.

"Shi Hanyi...heh..."

Looking at the information sent by Chu Hao, Lu Youyou snorted coldly, and a look of disdain and ridicule flashed in her beautiful eyes.

On the other side of the world, in a foreign airport.

Looking at the private chat he sent and had no reply, a trace of helplessness flashed in Bai Yue's eyes.

"Aren't you awake yet?"

Switching the phone to airplane mode, Bai Yue boarded the private jet.

After returning home, we can meet...

After thinking about it secretly, Bai Yue raised the corners of her lips, revealing an expectant smile.

I don't know if he has a partner...

If not, that's just fine.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu (with a black face taking out the marriage certificate): Look at this thing, do you think he has a date! ! !

Happy Lantern Festival!

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