Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Faced with Chu Ze's eager proposal, Shi Hanyi, who had just collected the red envelope from Yuan Bao, was stunned for a while.

He looked at Chu Ze in shock, he really didn't expect this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes to be so dishonest.

At any rate, he is also the top match boss of the ancient dog-blooded text, do you lack this little money?

Such a big man still come to cheat children's red envelopes? ? ?

As the chief culprit who brought the boss into trouble, Shi Hanyi couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

If this gets out, it will definitely be on the headlines of tomorrow's tabloids. He has already thought about the title.

"shock!The President of the Chu Corporation actually did such a thing to a child!Men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it. If you don’t see it, you are not Chinese! "

Shi Hanyi arranged Chu Ze happily in his heart, maybe he had been silent for a long time, and Chu Ze, who mistakenly thought that he didn't want to cooperate very much, cleared his throat and looked away silently.

"It's fine if you don't..."

"Don't, don't."

Seeing that Chu Ze retreated on the way to become bad, Shi Hanyi hurriedly took back the little theater in his heart and continued to confuse people's hearts.

"Try it, it's really fun!"

Chu Ze: "..."

Why does this sound so unreasonable!

To complain, to complain, under Shi Hanyi's soft seduction, Chu Ze was still shamelessly tempted.

He watched helplessly as Shi Hanyi stretched out his hand and stuffed a stack of thick red notes into the red envelope hanging around Yuan Bao's neck.

Afterwards, Shi Hanyi fastened the tie of the red envelope, and with a smile signaled Chu Ze to move.

"Before you take it, remember to think it's deceiving, ah no, it's a lie to a cat."

Shi Hanyi taught Chu Ze dutifully, in his words and deeds, he fully implemented the four characters of "leading to a different path".

"This is the essence of cheating red envelopes!"

Seeing Shi Hanyi's swearing, the young and innocent Chu Ze really believed it on the road of deceit and abduction.

He sat on the chair and thought hard for a long time. Finally, under Shi Hanyi's expectant eyes, Chu Ze patted the cat's head and said to Yuan Bao solemnly.

"Give me the money, and I will double it to you when I grow up."

"……Meow meow meow?"

Yuan Bao blinked blankly.

Behind it, Shi Hanyi hugged Yuan Bao, his abs almost burst out laughing.

Before Shi Hanyi could comment on Chu Ze's clumsy trick of tricking the kitten, he saw Chu Ze who was sitting next to him nervously cleared his throat, and started the next move without a teacher.

"Since you agree, I'll take it."

"……Meow meow meow?"

Chu Ze carefully stretched out his hand, and with the assistance of his accomplice Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze took away all the red envelopes from Yuan Bao's neck, completing an emptying operation.

Good guy!

Seeing this, someone who had witnessed the whole process of Chu Ze's "crime" called him an expert.

Not a single red ticket was left for Yuan Bao, as expected of Mr. Chu, not only is he quick at hand, but also much more ruthless than him!

Shi Hanyi heaved a sigh of relief after being surpassed by blue, and gave Chu Ze an admiring look.

How else can I say that he is a boss, this learning ability is really strong!

"How about it, President Chu," Shi Hanyi said while releasing the restraint on Yuan Bao.

He snorted and rubbed the little orange cat who was meowing angrily, then raised his hand weakly as if holding a microphone, and interviewed Chu Ze decently.

"After defrauding Shi Yuanbao's lucky money, how do you feel now?"

"very happy!"

Holding the new year's money coaxed from his cat son, Chu Ze's thick black eyebrows were raised high, and the atmosphere around him was very cheerful.

"You're right, it's really fun to cheat children's New Year's money!"

Led by Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze, who had taken another big step forward on the road of learning to be bad, beamed with joy.

Is this the joy of having cubs?

Chu Ze thought with emotion.

Although his cub is not normal, and he has a lot of green tea, he always loves to compete with him...

But I have to say, it's really fun to bully my own cubs!

Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze looked at each other, and they both saw happiness in each other's eyes.

Chu Ze had fun with the lucky money ingots for a while. After a while, recalling Shi Hanyi's words just now, Chu Ze frowned and realized something was wrong.

"Wait, Yuan Bao...is his surname Shi?"

"correct."

Shi Hanyi gave Chu Ze a strange look.

"If you don't have a surname, what's your surname? Even though it's a picked up cub, it still has to be my surname?"

Chu Ze was silent.

While he was struggling, the Spring Festival Gala officially began.

Shi Hanyi opened two cans for Yuan Bao, and told it with a smile that this was the extra meal he got in exchange for red envelopes tonight.

When Shi Hanyi sat back on the sofa, the opening song of the Spring Festival Gala had already been sung.

After holding back a whole song, Chu Ze glanced at Shi Hanyi who was sitting beside him, and spoke cautiously.

"what about me?"

"……Um?"

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze suspiciously.

"what happened to you?"

"I mean the name, I'm also Yuan Bao's father."

While speaking, Chu Ze took out the red envelope he had just cheated from Yuan Bao, to prove the fact that he is also Yuan Bao's father.

"Yuan Bao's name, can I also add a word?"

Chu Ze spoke in a deep voice full of hope.

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi was subconsciously taken aback.

He looked at Chu Ze, hesitant to speak, but after hesitating for a while, in the end, Shi Hanyi still didn't say the words of rejection.

"Alright," Shi Hanyi tilted his head and looked at Chu Ze.

"How do you want to add it?"

"Anything is fine," Chu Ze said that he was very talkative, "Just bring my name."

"Is that so..."

Shi Hanyi pondered for a moment.

Since Chu Ze didn't have a hard requirement, the name is according to his usual custom...

Of course you have to be lucky!

The quick-witted little brain was running fast, Shi Hanyi's eyes lit up, and he already had an idea in his mind.

"Have it!"

Under Chu Ze's expectant gaze, under Yuan Bao's bewildered gaze upon hearing the sound, Shi Hanyi stroked his chin with a deep and unpredictable expression on his face.

"In that case, let's call it Shi Ze Rich!"

Chu Ze: "...?"

Chu Ze subconsciously froze for a moment.

WTF? ?

Chu Ze sat on the sofa blankly, thinking over and over again the sentence that Shi Hanyi just said was short but full of information.

After reacting for more than a minute, the Chuze people who finally responded that "Shize is rich" is the new name of Yuanbao were all dumbfounded.

The sharp and deep wolf eyes stared a little round, and Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi in a daze.

"Is it so casual?"

"Where is this casual?!"

Seeing his excellent naming skills being questioned, Shi Hanyi put on a face and looked at Chu Ze ferociously.

"Obviously you don't know how to appreciate it, okay? What a good meaning this name has!!!"

In fact, being rich refers to him, which is auspicious and festive!

Chu Ze: "..."

Knowing that he couldn't compete with Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze was very self-aware and shut his mouth that he still wanted to argue.

Looking helplessly at Yuan Bao who was still eating canned food, Chu Ze thought for a moment and decided to save the country with a curve.

"It's a pretty good name, but when you said that just now, I also had a few ideas. Would you like to hear it?"

"……What do you say."

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze suspiciously, obviously not believing that Chu Ze could come up with a name that fit his aesthetics.

"How is Chu Yiyuan?" Chu Ze asked tentatively.

"How can it be called 'Yuan'!" Shi Hanyi's face darkened, "It's too petty of you to get this name!"

Chu Ze: "..."

Tsk, I forgot about the fact that Shi Hanyi, a little bastard, was obsessed with homonyms.

Chu Ze, who was defeated in the first battle, was not discouraged. He pondered for a while, and soon had a new idea.

"Then, how about Chu Hanbao?"

Carrying a treasure character is very in line with the characteristics of someone who is a money fan!

Under Chu Ze's expectant and reserved gaze, Shi Hanyi frowned, and his face darkened again.

"Why does this sound so much like Mouse Laibao? Yuan Bao is also a dignified cat, how can he be called a mouse!"

Chu Ze: "..."

These days, can cats be prefixed with "tangtang"?

Chu Ze was very disappointed with Shi Hanyi's stable performance of description as before.

This guy just used Tangtang to describe him two days ago...

Also, what is Shulaibao?

Chu Ze, who had never watched cartoons, was very confused.

"Tsk."

Before Chu Ze could use his clever mind to continue thinking about the name, Shi Hanyi waved his hand impatiently, interrupting Chu Ze's words in advance.

"Forget it, forget it," Shi Hanyi's expression was capitalized with disgust.

"You're ashamed to say me, you see what names you choose, it's not auspicious at all."

At this level, how dare you dislike him?

Shi Hanyi felt that his naming skills were far superior to Chu Ze's, Shi Hanyi proudly puffed up his chest.

After picking up the ingot in his arms, Shi Hanyi made a final decision and said.

"That's the decision. From now on, Yuanbao's name will be Shize Youqian!"

What a wonderful name, not only auspicious, but also foreign!

With the name of these four characters, his Yuanbao will be a foreign-style kitten in the future!

"Wait, isn't this a bit too hasty?"

Chu Ze did not give up, and was still making the final struggle.

"Calling your son Shize Youqian, isn't the intention a little too obvious?"

Chu Ze tried to persuade Shi Hanyi, "Shall we be more tactful."

Choose a name that a normal kitten would call, such as Hua Hua Mi. Mi or something is very good!

Chu Ze's proposal was ruthlessly rejected by Shi Hanyi.

"It's obvious, it's obvious, what's wrong with it?"

Rua on the cat's son's soft stomach, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze, he was very puzzled.

"Isn't the name Yuanbao obvious? It's just that the length of the name has doubled. What are you struggling with?"

...Of course it's because the name "Shi Ze is rich" is too abnormal!

The disgusted Chu Ze had a painful expression.

Seeing this, although he didn't understand, Shi Hanyi has always been a reasonable and generous person.

Facing Chu Ze's sudden entanglement, Shi Hanyi hugged Yuan Bao, looking easy to talk to.

"If you really think this name is awkward, I can remove your word 'Ze'."

Shi Youqian, Shi Yuanbao, no matter which of these two names, they all sound extremely domineering!

And... It seems that they are richer than Shi Ze, which sounds much more pleasant to the ear.

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze, and his heart to change his name gradually became firm.

"Since you don't want to, then Yuanbao will still be called..."

"No, who said I don't want to!"

Chu Ze became anxious in an instant.

"I just feel... feel..."

Chu Ze pondered, trying to delay the time.

As Yuan Bao's other biological father, based on the thinking mode of a normal person, Chu Ze rejected the outrageous name "Shi Ze You Qian".

However, when Hanyi, a little scumbag, had his own way of thinking, and his logic had already formed a perfect closed loop.

After thinking for a long time, Chu Ze, who couldn't think of a suitable explanation, sighed, and was forced to accept Yuan Bao's new name in pain.

"I think it's okay to get the name 'Shi Ze You Qian'."

For his right to sign, Chu Ze was forced to bow his head to Shi Hanyi, a little bully.

"Achieve a real level."

Facing Chu Ze's compliment against his will, Shi Hanyi really dared to believe it if he dared to praise it.

"Yeah, I think so too."

Accepting Chu Ze's compliment happily, Shi Hanyi rua took a handful of ingots, and found that the kitten nestled on his lap had unknowingly fallen asleep.

"Hey, fell asleep."

The kitten was sleeping a lot and growing up. Seeing this, Shi Hanyi signaled Chu Ze to be quiet, and walked upstairs with the kitten in his arms.

Put the sleeping Yuan Bao back into the cat's litter, and when Shi Hanyi came down, he stopped by to wash his hands.

When he finished tossing and returned to the dining table, he found that there was already an unsealed bottle of red wine on the table.

"Come on?"

Chu Ze poured half a glass of red wine that had been awakened in advance for Shi Hanyi.

"Wine?"

Shi Hanyi took the cup and blinked curiously.

"A type of wine," Chu Ze said with a smile, "Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon dry red."

"hold head high……"

Shi Hanyi nodded with a half understanding.

Although I didn't quite understand the difference between the dry red that Chu Ze said and the red wine and wine he understood,

But as soon as the five characters "Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon" came out, Shi Hanyi instantly understood that this wine must be very beautiful in terms of price.

Out of respect and admiration for money, Shi Hanyi held the goblet in his hand and took a sip lightly.

The moment the wine enters the mouth, the sour feeling bursts out on the taste buds instantly.

Shi Hanyi wrinkled his face, and stopped the movement that he wanted to continue savoring.

"hiss……"

Shi Hanyi inhaled lightly.

Knowing that what Chu Ze brought out must not be bad wine or low-quality wine, Shi Hanyi stuck out his tongue and said very self-knowledge after being overwhelmed by the strange taste of dry red wine.

"I won't drink it anymore, I can't appreciate it."

This wine deserves to be called dry red, and the mouth does feel dry after drinking it.

Shi Hanyi ran to the kitchen and brought over the grape juice he had chilled in advance.

The crimson liquid was gently shaken in the glass, and Shi Hanyi, who was half stuffed in the glass, let out a sigh of relief, feeling like he had come alive.

"Come on, you drink, I'll drink grape juice," Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze, his eyes sparkling.

"We won't go home tonight if we don't get drunk!"

Chu Ze: "..."

I think you are fooling me again.

This guy drank grape juice, how could he be drunk!

Seen by Shi Hanyi's sparkling eyes, Chu Ze's mind faltered for a while, and he almost fainted and agreed, sobering up urgently.

"...Then I won't drink anymore."

There were still many empty glasses on the table, Shi Hanyi enthusiastically filled Chu Ze with grape juice.

The moment the grape juice entered his mouth, Chu Ze's eyes lit up suddenly after being healed by the sweet juice.

That's right, now it's not eating out, and there's no need to pretend, what kind of red wine is there to drink.

Chu Ze, who didn't really like dry wine at first, but just went out to socialize and everyone drank it, suddenly became enlightened.

What's wrong with the grape juice? Although the grape juice is not impressive, the grape juice is delicious!

How sweet it is!

Chu Ze and Shi Hanyi nestled on the sofa while drying the grape juice with Shi Hanyi.

The two drank sweet drinks while eating the New Year's Eve dinner, and from time to time they complained about the Spring Festival Gala on TV.

Outside the window, the sound of fireworks and firecrackers kept ringing, looking at Shi Hanyi's smiling face beside him, Chu Ze felt that this was the happiest year he had ever lived since he was a child.

On the first day of the new year, post couplets.

Early the next morning, Shi Hanyi, who was woken up by the cannonballs fired by the children in the villa area, was dragged downstairs excitedly by Chu Ze as soon as he left the room.

"Let's go, let's post couplets!"

"This, so many!?"

Looking at the dozen or so couplets facing each other on the sofa, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a moment, unable to turn his head around for a while.

"Are you going to paste all the doors in your house?"

"...That's not the case, I just bought too much when I bought it."

Chu Ze unfolded the couplets on the sofa one by one.

"Come on, pick the one you like."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi did not refuse.

He looked at those auspicious and festive couplets and carefully selected them, and selected the most auspicious one—that is, the one with the richest words.

"That's it!"

Chu Ze took the couplet selected by Shi Hanyi.

He was carrying the Spring Festival couplets and carrying the stool, while Shi Hanyi was holding the double-sided tape for pasting the Spring Festival couplets, and the two of them walked out of the villa together.

When they went out, the house next door had just finished posting couplets and was preparing to go home.

Coincidentally, it was the morning of the first day of the new year, and the middle-aged overlord from the house next door stopped to exchange warm greetings with Chu Ze.

"Happy New Year, Mr. Chu!"

After touching his chubby general belly, the boss next door nodded to Shi Hanyi and joked with him at the same time.

"I have a partner, but it's different. I've lived here for several years, and it's the first time I've seen Mr. Chu come out to post Spring Festival couplets during the Chinese New Year."

……what?

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze in shock.

Didn't this guy post Spring Festival couplets before?

No wonder he always felt that something was missing when going in and out of the house these few days. It turned out that the red spring couplets pasted on the door of the house last year were missing!

Shi Hanyi exhaled in shock.

Good guy, he always thought that he was lonely enough, but he didn't expect Chu Ze to be more autistic than him.

The black history of the past was exposed face to face, and Chu Ze was embarrassed by Shi Hanyi's eyes.

Using the excuse of posting Spring Festival couplets, Chu Ze quickly ended his chat with the boss next door.

"Don't believe what he said just now," Chu Ze explained to Shi Hanyi nonchalantly after they left.

"I didn't post Spring Festival couplets before, just because I didn't want to post them, and it was troublesome."

"Is that so..."

Shi Hanyi blinked blankly.

Isn't this something that needs to be explained specifically, isn't it exactly the same as the chubby boss just said?

Before Shi Hanyi could think more, Chu Ze pulled him to start posting Spring Festival couplets and blessing characters.

"Left, left—oh, it's over, a little to the right!"

Under Shi Hanyi's frantic command, the Spring Festival and blessing characters were pasted smoothly.

After returning home, after breakfast, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze nestled on the sofa from left to right, swiping their phones happily and leisurely.

Strictly speaking, the happy and leisurely state only describes Shi Hanyi.

Chu Ze was contacted by someone and was forced to send messages on his mobile phone.

For him, if no one is looking for him, he would like to nest with Shi Hanyi and pick up Shi Hanyi who is concentrating on playing with his mobile phone.

[Han]: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Crying text bubbles kept popping up, and Chu Ze felt a dull pain in his head when he saw Han Xiao wailing all over the screen.

[Brother Big Chu]: What's wrong?

[Brother Big Chu]: Don't cry, talk about business

Facing the subtle dislike from his good brother, Han Xiao, who was hiding in the bathroom at home, sniffed and typed quickly with tears in his eyes.

[Han]: Brother Da Chu, you don't know that I was urged to marry by my father and mother early in the morning! !

[Han]: It’s Chinese New Year!The first day of the new year! !First words in the morning! ! !Meet and start urging marriage! ! ! !

[Han]: Let people live! ! !

Chu Zeguang could see Han Xiao's madness from the text bubble.

In the spirit of humanitarian care and the only remaining conscience among good brothers, Chu Ze clicked into the input box.

With the support of the old man's hand speed, Chu Ze typed his somewhat dry words of comfort slowly.

Before he could finish typing his comforting words, the message from Han Xiao was sent again.

[Han]: It’s better to get married, after you get married, you won’t be urged to marry!

Han Xiao, who was about to be driven crazy, was talking nonsense.

[Han]: Woohoo, I really envy you for having Brother Xiao, if only I had a partner too!

If you have a partner, you won't be urged to marry, it's perfect! !

[Brother Big Chu]: Right, I often envy myself too

For some overlords, it takes a long time to make up comforting words, but when it comes to this kind of dog food, the hand speed can be increased by several points in an instant.

Chu Ze quickly typed in the "???" Han Xiao sent in doubt.

[Brother Big Chu]: To be able to have such a good partner as Hanyi sometimes

【Brother Big Chu】: [Little Soybean grinned]

Han Xiao: "...???"

Is this a human being? ?

Han Xiao, who was stuffed with dog food on the first day of the new year, was stunned. He was so angry that he complained about Chu Ze on WeChat for 5 minutes.

After venting the anger and resentment of the single dog, Han Xiao hurriedly got to the point in the irritable voice of Han's mother calling for dinner.

[Han]: Brother Chu, help the world! !

[Han]: After lunch, can I go to your place to hide for a while, if I am urged to marry like this, I will be gone QAQ

【Chu Ze】:...All right

Chu Ze, who originally wanted to escape the two-person world with Shi Han, typed reluctantly.

"then you……"

[Han]: Good!

While Chu Ze was typing with his hands at a fast speed, the news from Han Xiao on the opposite side was almost popping up at a speed of one second.

[Han]: Then it's settled!

[Han]: Wuhu, it’s Chinese New Year’s Eve, Brother Xiao must have cooked a lot of delicious food, right?

[Han]: Hey, hey, Brother Chu, give Brother Xiao a word, make more at noon, and I will take another sip after the afternoon.

[Korean]: Hey, drooling.jpg

Chu Ze: "...???"

Is this guy coming for dinner? !

Sitting up straight from the sofa, Chu Ze's expression was instantly alert.

No way, he and Shi Hanyi stayed at home for the past two days and didn't go out much, so they never stopped talking.

Although in the afternoon of [-], he and Shi Hanyi urgently replenished a wave of inventory.

However, due to his behavior of helping (stealing food), the total inventory is not much more, and there are not many bites left in the family now! !

Alarm bells in Chu Ze's heart rang loudly.

【Brother Big Chu】: No way

[Brother Big Chu]: I thought about it just now, why don't you come here

Chu Ze exploded his hand speed and refused San Lian with a serious expression.

[Brother Big Chu]: It’s not appropriate to come here now

[Korean]:? ? ? ? ?

On the other side of the network cable, Han Xiao, who was sitting on the toilet in his trousers, was dumbfounded seeing Chu Ze's contrasting attitude before and after.

[Han]: Why did you suddenly reject me!

[Han]: Is it because I said I want to buy new year’s goods in the past? [Sad Tears Cat Head.jpg]

Clearly aware of the plastic brotherhood between him and Chu Ze, Han Xiao, who was about to be driven crazy by the marriage urge, typed in a humble way.

[Han]: Then I won’t eat, okay? Let me go there to take refuge. Not only will I not eat, but I can also buy some new year’s goods to go there

[Han]: [I'm just a little humble.jpg]

"..."

Seeing Han Xiao see through his little thoughts, Chu Ze cleared his throat embarrassingly.

[Brother Big Chu]: How could it be?

[Brother Big Chu]: We are all brothers, how could I refuse you for a little food

[Han]: ...Really?

Han Xiao doubted the temptation without much belief.

[Han]: Then I will go to see you in the afternoon?

Chu Ze replied in seconds.

[Brother Big Chu]: No way

Han Xiao: "..."

Han Xiao, who was rejected so simply and neatly, was instantly dumbfounded.

[Han]: And you said you rejected me because of this? ? !

[Brother Big Chu]: ...It's really not, you have to believe me

Chu Ze was dying.

【Brother Big Chu】: As you know, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year

Chu Ze typed with a solemn expression.

[Brother Big Chu]: It is unlucky to visit the house in the first day of junior high school

[Korean]:? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Xiao Han (tactically leaning back): Really, I don't believe it! ! !