Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Seeing the kitten in Shi Hanyi's arms quickly change its face, and returned to its sweet and sweet look, Chu Ze, who was convinced that he had just been blinded by the kitten a minute ago, was furious.

He stood beside Shi Hanyi angrily, looking for a chance to expose the true face of this little bad cat.

However, before he stood beside Shi Hanyi for a while, Shi Hanyi turned his head to look at him, his delicate little face was full of shunning and disgust.

"Aren't you going upstairs to sleep, why don't you go to sleep?"

"...I'm not sleepy anymore."

Chu Ze, who was suddenly pissed off, felt a little wronged.

"...Go to sleep if you are not sleepy."

Shi Hanyi thought for a while, and the expression on his face gradually softened. He bent his watery peach blossom eyes, and showed a sweet smile to Chu Ze.

"Go to sleep for a while, the experts said, take a nap to keep healthy!"

Go to bed quickly, if you don't sleep, how can I enjoy the candy to myself.

Seeing Chu Ze's reluctance to go upstairs, Shi Hanyi felt a little anxious when he went to the kitchen to eat sweets and cakes alone at noon every day while he was sleeping.

Just as he was struggling with how to coax Chu Ze upstairs, he saw Chu Ze, who was still stern-faced just now, raised his eyebrows, and his expression was a bit stinky.

"You care about me so much?"

"……OK!"

The corners of Shi Hanyi's eyes twitched when he got goosebumps from being numb.

"So you can't go up?"

"Go, go, go," Chu Ze grinned, feeling the affection and love that his partner had for him.

He licked Yuan Bao's head. Amidst the kitten's angry protest, Chu Ze turned around happily and walked to the second floor.

The moment he turned around, thinking about the few fried sugar cakes left in the kitchen, Shi Hanyi put down the ingot and rushed towards the kitchen with a whoosh.

"By the way," Chu Ze turned around.

"I'm going to have New Year's Eve dinner tonight. I'll wake up and help you...??"

Seeing Shi Hanyi's strange posture of wanting to run but suddenly froze, Chu Ze who had just turned around blinked blankly.

"Are you OK?"

He walked towards Shi Hanyi worriedly.

"Neck twisted and cramped?"

"...um QAQ"

As soon as he rushed out, he slammed on the brakes, and indeed twisted his neck, Shi Hanyi burst into tears.

"It's like your cervical spine is not very good because you have been sitting at your desk for a long time. If you have nothing to do, exercise more, otherwise it will be easy to twist..."

Chu Ze helplessly pressed Shi Hanyi's neck.

"What were you going to do just now? Excited like that."

Under Chu Ze's caring "squeeze of love", Shi Hanyi who was touched sighed, his conscience aching.

"I just... planned to go to the kitchen to eat fried sugar cakes while you were sleeping..."

Shi Hanyi was transformed by love, and honestly confessed his crime of "attempted crime".

"..."

Yes, this is very timely.

Hearing this, Chu Ze hooked the corners of his lips helplessly.

Looking at Shi Hanyi's cute look of being so shabby and wilting under his kneading,

Bewildered by Shi Hanyi's deceptive appearance, Chu Ze waved his hand.

"What's the hurry, isn't it just a few pieces of sugar cakes?"

Chu Ze raised his chin handsomely, but he didn't know that he was very rich when there was not much sugar cake left.

"Eat slowly, I will give you my share today!"

"……Really!"

Shi Hanyi's eyes lit up.

With a smile on his face, he posed for Chu Ze in a standard Gong Xi Fa Cai pose, and a small dimple appeared on his happy cheek.

"Thank you, Mr. Chu, Mr. Chu is generous!"

"What's the matter..."

Chu Ze stared eagerly at Shi Hanyi's faintly visible dimples, his eyes were so greedy.

So cute, there is only one side, it looks like it is easy to poke.

"...President Chu...President Chu?"

"……Um?"

Chu Ze, who was staring at his dimples in a daze, was brought back to his senses by Shi Hanyi.

"what did you just say?"

"I said," Shi Hanyi repeated in a very obedient manner.

"Then I'll eat your sugar cake?"

"eat!"

Chu Ze, who was fascinated by Shi Hanyi's dimples, was extremely generous.

"The family is not short of money, eat as much as you want!"

"...The family is not short of money," Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze's relaxed expression of "beckoning, tens of thousands of sweets and cakes".

"But the family lacks strong laborers who can fry sugar cakes."

"……cough."

Chu Ze cleared his throat guiltily.

After pressing Shi Hanyi's thin neck twice, Chu Ze gracefully turned around while holding the cat box.

"Although Zhuang Laoli can't fry sugar cakes, Zhuang Laoli can do it."

Concealed to show his credit for himself, when Chu Ze turned around, he did not forget to stare at the green tea tangerine in Shi Hanyi's arms.

With his back to Shi Hanyi, he set an alarm clock, and Chu Ze boldly walked towards the second floor with big strides.

"Eat the candy slowly, and I'll help you when you wake up!"

Recalling Chu Ze's feat of trying to cook before, but directly blowing up the kitchen,

Think about how Chu Ze helped him pack croquettes before, but he didn’t see many croquettes after filling them for a long time, and they all went into someone’s stomach and ate them secretly.

Shi Hanyi stood on the spot with the cat in his arms, looking at Chu Ze's back who was leaving quickly, hesitant to speak.

This guy came to help, when the time comes for the New Year's Eve dinner, how many things will be left on the table?

"Ugh……"

Forget it.

While stroking the cat, Shi Hanyi comforted himself in his heart.

For the sake of candy cakes, it's worth the consumption!

Besides, it's quite interesting to see Mr. Chu standing beside him, thinking that he is hiding, but in fact he is obviously stealing.

After quickly comforting himself, Shi Hanyi pursed his lips and laughed.

He used to celebrate the New Year alone, and this was the first time that the New Year was so lively.

With a long sigh of relief, Shi Hanyi thought with his eyebrows curved.

Just eat it, it is a blessing to be able to eat!

Putting down the little orange in his arms, Shi Hanyi went to the kitchen to wash his hands, and accepted the "stealing gift" offered to him by Chu Zeshang.

Looking at the two fried sugar cakes that were solemnly hidden in the corner of the refrigerator and carefully arranged, Shi Hanyi couldn't hold back, and had another laugh.

It seems that the candied cakes he fried are really delicious, worthy of being so solemnly hidden by a big hamster.

After confiscating the two pieces of candy, Shi Hanyi carried the small basin containing the candy and happily walked towards the living room.

He turned on the TV and tuned the channel to a children's channel that entertains and educates, but he patted Yuan Bao's little head from the air, his eyes were very kind.

"Come on, cat and mouse, remember to ask Dad if you don't understand anything."

"Mia~"

Yuan Bao nestled on Shi Hanyi's lap, Tiantian answered softly.

Just like that, Shi Hanyi hugged the cat, ate candy, and watched classic and timeless animations.

Before I knew it, the sugar cakes on the plate quickly bottomed out.

Cheerfully, he fumbled around the small basin with his hands. After a while, Shi Hanyi's smile froze when he didn't touch anything, and he suddenly looked down.

finished calf...

Shi Hanyi frowned.

He knew that Chu Ze liked to eat sweets, especially his fried sugar cakes, so Shi Hanyi originally didn't intend to "kill" the sugar cakes.

His original plan was to eat most of it, and then double Chu Ze's daily amount of candy cakes - two pieces, and leave it to him, which can be regarded as a surprise during the Chinese New Year.

but now……

Seeing the empty little basin in his arms, Shi Hanyi smacked his lips and started to have a headache.

What to do now, Chu Ze has been muttering about "eating candy cakes on New Year's Eve, festive!" for several days.

Although it was Chu Ze who took the initiative to hand over his portion of the candy cake, Shi Hanyi was not a heartless Zhou Paipi, and he would not do such a bad move to destroy the illusion of the tyrant boss.

It's all because cat and mouse are so beautiful, he was fascinated by them!

After deeply reflecting on his mindless behavior of watching TV, Shi Hanyi sighed, got up and walked to the kitchen.

Fortunately, there is a remedy. Chu Ze has always taken a nap for a long time. As long as he pops out the new candies before he wakes up from his nap, then...

"Hey, did I get up late?"

Seeing Shi Hanyi rushing to the kitchen, Chu Ze, who had just woken up from the alarm and walked down the second floor, froze for a moment, a trace of confusion flashed across his handsome face.

"Are you going to start cooking New Year's Eve dinner?"

"..."

Isn't this a coincidence!

Shi Hanyi instantly put on the mask of pain.

This guy, usually can sleep well at noon, why did he get up so early today!

And even if it is early, the timing is also very precise.

But if it was five or six minutes earlier, there would still be a few pieces of sugar cake left in the small basin, and it wouldn't be the embarrassing situation now!

Shi Hanyi was so embarrassed that his toes that were hidden in the Tutu slippers crazily clicked.

"……What's wrong?"

Seeing Shi Hanyi's unnatural expression, Chu Ze frowned, and subconsciously walked towards him.

"Is your neck still uncomfortable? Come here, let me squeeze it for you."

"No, no, it's not uncomfortable anymore.",

Shi Hanyi followed Chu Ze, and the two walked to the sofa in the living room together.

The moment he sat down, Xiaoju, who had followed Shi Hanyi's buttocks for a long time, seized the opportunity, kicked his legs back and nestled in Shi Hanyi's arms.

Looking at Chu Ze, who had a bitter expression on his face and was playing the game of "stare at me, stare at you" with Maomao, Shi Hanyi had an idea, and an idea gradually came to his mind.

"President Chu, sit down first."

Shi Hanyi helped Chu Ze, who was bowing and staring at Xiaoju, with his hands, and then said with a serious expression.

"I have some unfortunate bad news for you."

"..."

Chu Ze's heart tightened, and he took a deep breath.

"You said."

"It's like this. While you were sleeping, Yuan Bao twisted his ass and accidentally attracted aliens."

Chu Ze: "...?"

alien? ?

Chu Ze was subconsciously stunned.

Could that be attracted by his little stinky cat twisting his ass?

What are these outrageous things? ?

Bathed in Chu Ze's dazed and bewildered gaze, Shi Hanyi bit the bullet and continued.

"Those aliens are so evil, they stormed into the living room and took all our candies!"

Chu Ze: "...??"

As if reacting, Chu Ze's gaze gradually became sharper.

Rubbing on Yuan Bao's head, Shi Hanyi, who couldn't make it up anymore, began to give up on himself.

"Before leaving, those evil aliens were still yelling wildly: 'Hahaha humans, we will definitely come back'..."

Shi Hanyi's voice gradually weakened, and finally he simply closed his eyes.

"Just like that, all the sugar cakes went into the stomachs of those aliens!"

Holding the little orange cat in his arms, Shi Hanyi tried his best to sigh melancholy.

"Mr. Chu, don't blame Yuan Bao, Yuan Bao didn't do it on purpose."

As if thinking of something, Shi Hanyi opened his eyes.

He held the cat's paw and put it next to his face, amidst Yuan Bao's incomparably sweet "meow" cry, Shi Han said loudly.

"After all, what kind of wickedness can a kitty have!"

"...That's not sure."

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who was so cute that the scene in front of him was almost wiped out by the crit, took a deep breath.

Barely suppressing his thumping heart, Chu Ze, who had already guessed the truth, narrowed his eyes.

Under Shi Hanyi's guilty gaze, Chu Ze leaned over and approached him gently.

"Who said kittens don't have bad intentions?"

Chu Ze lightly squeezed Yuan Bao's small fleshy paws, amidst Yuan Bao's rough and angry meowing, Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi and said pointedly.

"Little kitty has a lot of bad intentions."

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Knowing that Chu Ze was alluding to him, Shi Hanyi blushed instantly.

This guy……

He moaned and let go of the ingot in his arms.

Seeing that Yuan Bao was released, he raised his paw and was about to use his meat pad to smack Chu Ze, Shi Hanyi hurriedly stopped this extremely brave little cat, and tried to smooth the fur on both sides.

"By the way, Mr. Chu, the aliens also said that today's time is still early enough for us to fry the sugar cake again."

"……Um?"

Chu Ze's eyes lit up.

"Then blow up more this time."

Ignoring the outrageous alien in Shi Hanyi's mouth, thinking about the hot fried sugar cake just out of the pan, Chu Ze's Adam's apple rolled, and his eyes became eager for a moment.

"After all, it's not enough for aliens if there are too few explosions."

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Shi Hanyi who didn't expect him to pick up this rotten joke nodded embarrassingly.

Before starting to prepare for the New Year's Eve dinner, Chu Ze shut Yuan Bao back to its cat room with a grim smile.

For a moment, Chu Ze, who only felt that the big revenge had been avenged, was elated, unaware that he had been severely marked down by a certain kitten who loves to hold grudges.

Chasing away the "outsiders" who disturbed their world, Chu Ze put on his apron, and happily followed Shi Hanyi into the kitchen.

With his great help (stealth) help (eating), this [-]-night New Year's Eve dinner unsurprisingly cost Shi Hanyi more time.

Since there was no TV in the dining room, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze deliberately moved the dining table to the living room on New Year's Eve.

In the background sound of the Spring Festival Gala, Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi who was sitting beside him, with a hint of tenderness in his indifferent brows and eyes.

"Hmm...Happy New Year."

He took out a big red envelope that was so thick that it was almost unsealable, Chu Ze stuffed the red envelope into Shi Hanyi's hand, his thin lips slightly raised.

"Happy every day in the new year."

"……Um?"

Shi Hanyi was a little confused for a moment.

"Do I have a red envelope too? I'm graduating soon..."

"How old are you, why can't you accept red envelopes?"

Chu Ze glanced at Shi Hanyi in disapproval, and he spoke with the domineering air of a feudal master.

"Children should receive red envelopes during the Chinese New Year. This is lucky money, and you will be safe every year. Do you understand?"

Chu Ze took the opportunity to snore on Shi Hanyi's head.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi looked at him in a daze, and didn't show any dissatisfaction, Chu Ze, who had successfully rua'd his head, became more and more happy.

He reached down, and in a blink of an eye he took out a big red envelope with a lanyard from his pocket.

Under Shi Hanyi's blank gaze, Chu Ze raised his hand and hung the big red envelope around Yuan Bao's neck.

"This is for our son."

Chu Ze spoke calmly and imposingly.

He patted his disobedient cat on the head, ignoring Yuan Bao's angry "Mi. Mi".

At this moment, Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi who was sitting beside him, and the little orange cat in Shi Hanyi's arms, and his heart was filled with satisfaction that was about to overflow.

This is the feeling of home...

Chu Ze let out a long sigh of relief.

He bent his eyes and looked towards Shi Hanyi.

Before Chu Ze could say anything, Shi Hanyi, who was still in a daze just now, suddenly came back to his senses, looking at the kitten in his arms with a solemn expression.

"Yuan Bao, be good, dad wants to discuss something with you."

Kindly touching Yuan Bao's cat head, Shi Hanyi looked at Yuan Bao's big red envelope hanging around his neck, his eyes became more and more kind.

"You are still young, and you can't keep the lucky money. Dad will take it for you first. When you grow up, dad will return your lucky money to you."

Chu Ze: "...???"

Bathed in Chu Ze's astonished eyes, Shi Hanyi took out the red tickets from Yuan Bao's red envelope, leaving only one for Yuan Bao.

After fastening the tether on the ingot red envelope, Shi Hanyi put away the thick wad of big red banknotes, looked at Chu Ze and said with emotion.

"It's no wonder so many parents like to cheat their children's New Year's money. Now after trying it out, I realized that cheating on children's New Year's money...that's really happy!"

Chu Ze: "...?????"

Can it still be like this?

People from Chuze who had never seen this operation were dumbfounded.

By the way, you lied to their stupid son's New Year's money, didn't you avoid him as the client? ?

Seeing Shi Hanyi's happy face, Chu Ze hesitated for a while, and his heart slowly moved.

"really?"

Chu Ze raised his eyes to look at Shi Hanyi.

"Then what, why don't you give Yuan Bao a red envelope too?"

Really so happy?

Chu Ze thought in disbelief.

He also wanted to try.

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