Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

"Don't change the subject."

Chu Ze frowned seriously.

Facing Shi Hanyi's shocked gaze of "Are you crazy?", he looked at Shi Hanyi's delicate face covered with unbelievable.

For a moment, the small warning radar biubiu in Chu Ze's heart sounded.

He frowned and pondered for a moment, feeling that Shi Hanyi was changing the subject.

Why change the subject?

It must be because of a guilty conscience!

After straightening out the logic, Chu Ze straightened his back and looked at Shi Hanyi with a more serious expression.

"puff……"

Seeing Chu Ze's pretending seriousness, Shi Hanyi, who had hallucinated the husky's expression in a trance, froze for a moment, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Absolutely!

How did he do it? Chu Ze's handsome face, how did he put on such a similar expression! !

Shi Hanyi was so happy that he nestled on the sofa and laughed "goose goose goose".

Unknowingly, Mr. Chu's ability to tell jokes became stronger and stronger.

This outrageous joke coupled with this funny expression is really funny hahaha!

Shi Hanyi wiped away the tears from laughing.

No, wait, Mr. Chu's move probably has a deep meaning!

At this moment, Shi Hanyi's mind seemed to have a flash of lightning.

He found out those unreasonable details one by one, at this moment, Shi Hanyi suddenly realized!

That's right, Mr. Chu, as the top matchmaker in ancient novels, is said to have an astonishing IQ of 280.

How could such an intelligent person make the common sense mistake of "men can have children"!

After ruling out the obvious wrong answer of "Chu Ze just had a sudden brain twitch", Shi Hanyi hit his palm and came to an astonishing conclusion——

Case solved!

Chu Ze must have felt that the Chinese New Year was approaching, but the house was not lively, and there was no Chinese New Year atmosphere at all, so he sacrificed himself for others and cared about his family.

He put aside the burden of being the overlord, and bravely made this joke with him, although it looked awkward at first, but it was extremely funny when you tasted it carefully!

Shi Hanyi took a breath while laughing, and looked at Chu Ze with respectful eyes.

Just now, he misunderstood it. Now that he thinks about it carefully, Mr. Chu did it with good intentions!

Yes, the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year is highlighted in an instant!

Shi Hanyi, whose comprehension ability was as good as ever, smiled and gave Chu Ze a thumbs up.

"President Chu," I misunderstood you just now!

Gently covering the back of Chu Ze's hand, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with a slightly heavy admiration expression.

"Thank you for your hard work, it's really amazing!"

Isn't the atmosphere lively now!

Unable to hold back anymore, Shi Hanyi slumped back to the sofa.

He held Yuan Bao in his arms, and Yuan Bao held Shi Hanyi's wrist, one big and one small were bathed in Chu Ze's serious and cold eyes, feeling extremely relaxed and comfortable.

Chu Ze: "...???"

What is Shi Hanyi's reaction! ?

Seeing Shi Hanyi's cheerful look, he thought he would see Shi Hanyi's shameful gaze, or see Chu Ze angrily fighting back after he was wronged, and was very confused for a moment.

What do you mean... You have worked hard for him? ?

Why do you say he is "amazing"? ? ?

Chu Ze sat on the sofa in a daze, his heart was already filled with turbulent waves.

Is Shi Hanyi hinting, no, expressing him?

Happy to be a father... the old king next door...

Thank you for his hard work...it's amazing...

For a moment, Chu Ze, who connected all the "clues" together, felt chilled in his heart.

So what he just said is true?

Shi Hanyi really carried him behind his back, and secretly got pregnant with the cub of some wild man outside? ? ?

Under the huge amount of stimulation, Chu Ze learned to swear at the wild man who seduced his little darling without a teacher.

Woohoo, Chu Ze choked up silently in his heart, tears were about to fall from his eyes when he learned the "truth".

He just borrowed his aura just now, just wanted to ask Shi Hanyi if there was someone outside behind his back, and his heart no longer belonged to him.

Unexpectedly, this deceit actually made him cheat out of a thunderbolt and a shocking melon!

His partner really has a child, and the child is not his yet! !

Chu Ze, who is really the next door Laowang Xi became a father, was so sad that he was about to cry in his heart.

He looked at Shi Hanyi with a sad face, seeing Shi Hanyi who was quacking and laughing until he was too embarrassed to laugh again.

What happened, why did you suddenly feel so sad again?

Holding Yuan Bao who was screaming mi-mi in his arms, Shi Hanyi looked blank.

Could it be that……

After Chu Ze made him laugh, he belatedly picked up his burden of being the overlord, and started to feel embarrassed again?

Hey, don't worry about these at all!

Shi Hanyi thoughtfully gave Chu Ze a comforting look.

I want to point out Mr. Chu, originally you are not a serious person with me...

"Ugh……"

Chu Ze let out a long and painful sigh, which made Shi Hanyi tremble when he was about to think about how to comfort him.

"President Chu...?"

Don't be so sad, this isn't the first time you've been a comedian.

Let's laugh together, isn't it nice...

"Be born."

"……what?"

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze in bewilderment.

Under his bewildered gaze, Chu Ze continued to speak with a heavy expression.

"I will raise the child."

"……what???"

Shi Hanyi sat up straight.

No, why is this...

Before Shi Hanyi, who felt something was wrong, asked, Chu Ze paused again.

He had a handsome face, and the breath around him was full of pain and dignity.

"I can let him and my surname be Chu."

Shi Hanyi: "...?"

"I'll treat him as my own!"

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

Shi Hanyi, who vaguely sensed something, was numb.

He looked at Chu Ze with shocked pupils, his expression was shocked and unbelievable.

"You... cheated?"

"Or the one that has children??"

Chu Ze: "...???"

Is this a backlash?

Chu Ze's eyes widened in grief and indignation.

"I do not have!"

"Don't frame me," Chu Ze said seriously, "Now we are discussing your cheating!"

Shi Hanyi: "?????"

"What the hell??"

Shi Hanyi was dumbfounded.

The sweet voice instantly raised an octave, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze, and asked in a dazed but shocking way.

"When did I cheat??"

"...You still don't admit it!"

Chu Ze was very angry.

"As you said just now, you even have children!"

Clenching his teeth, Chu Ze squinted his eyes, trying not to look fierce.

"Who is the object? Is it as handsome as me?"

"Tell me, I promise I won't make things difficult for him!"

Shi Hanyi: "..."

This expression is a little too pretentious.

He's not stupid, how could he say... No, he didn't cheat! ! !

After realizing it, Shi Hanyi went crazy.

It was the first time he experienced the pain of being led astray, Shi Hanyi violently hammered the sofa beside him.

Huh, soft?

Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Chu's thigh.

Bathed in Chu Ze's unbelievably shocked gaze of "you cheated on me?", Shi Hanyi took a deep breath and felt that this matter had to be solved from the root cause.

"First of all, let me solemnly declare that I didn't cheat," Shi Hanyi said with a blank expression on his face, "I cheated on you, a big hammer, what's on my mind every day!"

"Secondly!"

"Come on, touch it!"

Holding Chu Ze's hand and pressing it to his chest, Shi Hanyi said frantically.

"Do you feel it? It's flat, flat!!"

"I'm a boy, boys can't have children!!!"

"This, is this..."

Chu Ze's hand was still held by Shi Hanyi, his mind was muddled.

He withdrew his hand in a panic, with a lost expression on his face.

"I can't give birth..."

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

What's with your regretful tone?

Is it a pity that I can't give birth to you? What is this guy thinking about every day! ! !

Shi Hanyi looked desperate.

"Mr. Chu, have you been too free recently?"

He hesitated to speak, "If you really have nothing to do, you can go back to work in your own factory."

Thinking wildly every day is pure idleness! !

"cough."

Chu Ze, who was mocked angrily by Shi Hanyi, cleared his throat in embarrassment.

"It seems that this is all a misunderstanding."

nonsense.

Shi Hanyi returned his "otherwise" smile.

The story of the old Wang next door was just like this. With the foundation of the "Happy Father" incident, Chu Ze looked at Yuan Bao, a heartless kitten who only kissed Shi Hanyi but not him, and it was obviously much more acceptable.

After welcoming a new member of the family, Chu Ze also experienced the legendary life of a winner who "has a wife and children, cats and dogs".

He was sitting on the sofa, eating the snacks allocated to him by Shi Hanyi every day, and while he was in a daze, he glanced at his disobedient cat son from a distance, feeling that life was extremely comfortable for a while.

After all, it's the Chinese New Year, besides croquettes, Shi Hanyi also fried a lot of other food.

Fried lotus root, fried vegetarian meatballs, fried sugar cake, fried hemp leaves...

Chu Ze counted the food in the bowl like a treasure, and at the same time touched his abdominal muscles melancholy.

I haven't exercised in the past few days, and I always feel that my abdominal muscles are rounder again...

Today is New Year's Eve, Chu Ze deliberately saved his favorite fried sugar cake until night.

In the kitchen, Shi Hanyi was still studying the pastry he had learned recently.

Knowing that it was afternoon tea for the next few days at home, Chu Ze moved over, curiously wanting to take a look.

However, due to his past n times of stealing food, before he entered the kitchen, Shi Hanyi turned around and kicked out someone with a negative reputation ahead of time.

"Meow~"

In this regard, Yuan Bao, who watched the whole process, let out a laugh.

"Tsk."

Chu Ze narrowed his eyes unhappily.

Since Shi Hanyi wanted to study the small cakes in the kitchen, and Chu Ze had never been able to control Yuan Bao,

So before Shi Hanyi entered the kitchen, he put Yuan Bao in the cage in advance to prevent him from making trouble in the middle.

At this moment, Chu Ze looked at the kitten in the cage.

Looking at the slightly raised lips of the little orange cat, Chu Ze's eyes widened in disbelief, and he turned to complain to Shi Hanyi.

"It's making fun of me!"

"……what?"

Shi Hanyi, who had just kicked him out of the kitchen, turned around in bewilderment.

"That's it, Mr. Chu, do you know a rule?"

Under Chu Ze's puzzled gaze, Shi Hanyi sighed and said expressionlessly.

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master."

Chu Ze: "..."

"I didn't say Yuanbao became a spirit," Chu Ze tried to reason with Shi Hanyi, "I just said that it was just laughing at me."

"So you're wrong!"

Shi Hanyi walked out of the kitchen.

Looking at the cute kitten nestled in the cage and meowing sweetly and softly after seeing him, Shi Hanyi, who was so cute that his heart melted, turned his head and looked aggressively at Chu Ze.

"Look at how good it is! Don't always think about it in your heart."

"Yuanbao is just a cute kitten, you can just think about it, don't slander and bully my son!"

Chu Ze: "...???"

"...Why is it so obedient, it laughed so badly just now!"

Chu Ze bowed his head angrily.

In the cage, the little stinky cat who was secretly rolling its eyes at him just now seemed to have changed into a cat at the moment.

Chu Ze: "...???"

Does this kitten have two faces? ? !

It never occurred to him that one day he would be played by a cat. The people of Chuze were all dumbfounded.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's disdainful gaze of "Have you seen it, don't mess around", Chu Ze, who suddenly realized the fact that his family status has declined again, is in a bad mood.

He has only heard of green tea for humans, but can cats also drink green tea?

Looking at Yuan Bao in the cage, Chu Ze's pupils were shaken, his world view was shocked.

It's so cool at such a young age, how can I get it when I grow up!

Thinking about Shi Hanyi's eccentric attitude, Chu Ze took a breath and instantly realized the seriousness of the problem.

No, he had to think of a countermeasure quickly.

Chu Ze, who realized that he was not as high as a cat in Shi Hanyi's heart, was so bitter.

I have to find a way to frame him, heck, make a move to reduce the importance of this little stinky cat in Shi Hanyi's heart!

Thinking of this, Chu Ze leaned over and lifted Yuan Bao's cat cage.

"Then you continue to be busy, and I won't bother you."

Ignoring Yuan Bao's angry meowing in the cage, Chu Ze turned and walked upstairs.

"I'm going to sleep with Yuan Bao for a while, and we two can cultivate our relationship."

"No, wait!"

Shi Hanyi shouted to Chu Ze with a shocked face.

"You want to sleep with it in the cat room??"

Yuanbao has a separate hut on the second floor, where all kinds of toys, cat litter and cat climbing frame are kept.

Although Yuan Bao's cat litter was quite big, no matter how big it was, it couldn't sleep a person as big as Chu Ze!

Where is this guy going to sleep, on the floor of the cat room?

Shi Hanyi's pupils trembled.

This is really cultivating feelings, the cat sleeps in the nest and the person sleeps, hand it over, is it so hard! ? ?

Chu Ze: "...???"

Chu Ze, who was walking upstairs with the cat box in his hands, paused suddenly.

"No, I'm going to take it back to my house..."

Surprised by Shi Hanyi's outrageous conjecture, Chu Ze was stunned for a long time before recovering with difficulty.

"I share the bed with it. After it gets used to my smell, I believe it will definitely change my mind."

Heh, after he returned to his room, he would smash a few vases and cups. When Shi Hanyi asked, he would say that it was Yuanbao who smashed it!

Chu Ze, who didn't feel that he was a domineering boss at all, narrowed his eyes and curled up the corners of his lips triumphantly, who was ashamed of being fussy with kittens.

Shi Hanyi is such a money-hungry little scumbag, if he smashes it a few more times, this little stinky cat will definitely fall out of favor with Shi Hanyi.

At that time, it is time for him to take the opportunity to take the position!

Chu Ze straightened his back, very satisfied with his behavior of gradually penetrating into the enemy's interior and beginning to turn into tea.

"..."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi paused subtly.

He glanced at Chu Ze, who was nearly 1.9 meters tall, and then at his cat son who was just three months old and was very miniature compared to Chu Ze,

After a brief struggle and thinking, Shi Hanyi made up his mind.

He snatched the cat cage back with his hands, bathed in Chu Ze's puzzled and confused eyes, Shi Hanyi hugged his cat distressedly, his voice was extremely firm.

"Go up to sleep, I'll look at Yuanbao."

"...You don't study small cakes anymore?"

"Let's talk about it in a few days."

"hiss……"

Chu Ze took a breath out of jealousy.

For the sake of this cat, Shi Hanyi is willing to put aside the research on the little cake!

Chu Ze, who just wanted to go in and have a look, was ruthlessly kicked out by Shi Hanyi, was extremely jealous.

Damn it, no wonder so many people hate green tea!

Glancing enviously and hatefully at the little orange cat who was held in Shi Hanyi's arms and comforted with distress, Chu Zedun stood aside with an open face, gritting his teeth.

Very good, now he is also a member of the army of denouncing green tea!

Under Shi Hanyi's command to carry the cat cage back to the second floor, Chu Ze climbed up the stairs angrily, with a dark face and deep resentment in his heart.

Green tea, right, he remembered.

From today on, he and green tea are sworn enemies! !

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu who successfully got green tea ptsd (smiling): Starting today, I will tear up every green tea that appears in front of me in the future, and I will not be soft-hearted!

Still want to seduce Mr. Chu's little green teas: ...? ? ?

So how good is a cat, a cat can effectively prevent the target from being seduced by green tea! [dog head]