Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Under Shi Hanyi's purchase list and remote guidance over the phone, Chu Ze successfully bought back soy sauce and a lot of cat supplies.

When he got home, Shi Hanyi had already fried the meatballs.

Since the kitchen was a semi-open kitchen, the aroma of croquettes permeated wantonly on the first floor of Chu's house, and Chu Ze's Adam's apple slipped slightly.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi was unpacking the cat supplies he had just bought, Chu Ze got up and slipped to the kitchen, where he secretly ate some freshly fried hot meatballs.

The steaming meatballs are burnt and soft. The golden and crispy outer skin is wrapped in a soft and tender inner. When you bite it off, the taste of the cooked cornstarch and chicken thigh meat is perfectly combined. It is so fragrant that Chu Ze ate it unconsciously. several.

In the living room, at an unknown time, the sound of the packaging bag being opened gradually stopped.

Chu Ze felt something was wrong while eating.

He turned around sharply with the ball in his mouth, and what he saw was Shi Hanyi standing at the door of the kitchen with his hands on his chest, looking at him with a half-smile.

"..."

Chu Ze slowly swallowed the ball in his mouth.

In just one afternoon, Chu, who was caught eating meatballs twice, was bathed in Shi Hanyi's incomparably sharp gaze, and instantly felt a little guilty.

"This meatball is... quite delicious."

Chu Ze tentatively patted Shi Hanyi's flattery.

"This is the best croquette I've ever had."

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Does he look like a good fool?

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze speechlessly.

The purpose of this guy's flattery is too obvious, and I don't even know how to make it up.

The best meatballs ever...

Having eaten so many dishes made by chefs, it is thanks to him that he has the nerve to say this.

Shi Hanyi rolled his eyes knowingly.

What a liar!

Can't believe it!

Shi Hanyi turned around, and took a tissue for Chu Ze from the coffee table in the living room to wipe his mouth.

During this period, Chu Ze obediently followed behind Shi Hanyi.

His expression was very upright, except for his greasy mouth, he didn't look like he had just stolen food from the kitchen.

Shi Hanyi handed the tissue to Chu Ze.

With Chu Ze's action of wiping, the last bit of evidence of stealing food was wiped out.

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi nodded in satisfaction.

Just after unpacking the pile of things, Shi Hanyi went to the kitchen to wash his hands.

Passing by the bowl of freshly fried meatballs, Shi Hanyi couldn't hold back, and took a few meatballs in a small bowl to take away.

Alas, it was all brought down by Mr. Chu!

Happily putting the pot on Chu Ze's head, Shi Hanyi sat cross-legged on the sofa, looking at Chu Ze with a serious expression.

After eating the croquettes in the bowl, bathed in Chu Ze's eyes of protest, which dared not speak out,

Shi Hanyi, who didn't feel that he was a bit of a double standard at all, wiped his hands with a very upright expression.

"President Chu, you need to have some self-control!"

As soon as Shi Hanyi opened his mouth, he seemed to be a jerk.

"I know my fried meatballs are delicious, but you have to restrain yourself and not eat so many."

Chu Ze: "...??"

If he remembered correctly, the meatballs this guy ate just now were much more than the one or two he ate secretly in the kitchen, right? !

Chu Ze's gaze swept over Shi Hanyi's unusually tender lips after eating.

He didn't understand why he could say such outrageous and hurtful words with such a lovely pink mouth.

Boss Ba felt sad when he heard that!

Chu Ze condemned Shi Hanyi with his eyes darkly.

After a while, looking at Shi Hanyi's appearance that he was not condemned at all, and seemed to even want to go to the kitchen to eat another bowl,

Chu Ze, who deeply realized that the road was blocked and could not count on Shi Hanyi's conscience, sighed, and stated a fact with a sad and puzzled expression.

"I ate a little too much, but you seem to eat more than me?"

They are also foodies, you can eat better than me, how dare you talk about me!

Shi Hanyi: "..."

After Chu Ze was forced to point out the facts helplessly, Han Yi paused for a moment when he realized Chu Ze's strange gaze just now should be condemning him.

He cleared his throat in embarrassment, and then spoke openly under Chu Ze's shocked and unbelievable eyes.

"The two of us are different, just right, let's make it clear in advance, I can eat this meatball, but you can't!"

Chu Ze: "...?????"

Listening to Shi Hanyi's outrageous and unreasonable words like a little bandit, sitting next to him, wondering if he would be a Chuze man who can eat a few more meatballs after clarifying his words, was so stupid.

Double standards have become so blatant these days, don't you need to cover it up? ?

What about the status of the head of his family? ? ?

Shi Hanyi, this little bastard, wants to rebel against him! ! !

Chu Ze, who was provoked, immediately straightened his back.

He frowned, slapped the sofa, and looked at Shi Hanyi with a hint of ferocity on his expression.

"……why?"

Chu Ze spoke the most "reasonable" words with the fiercest expression.

"Give me a reason."

"...Does this still need to be asked?"

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi was taken aback by Chu Ze's menacing look, and thought he was about to say something.

After recovering, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with a blank expression full of doubts.

"Because your stomach is not very good, you need to accumulate food after eating so much?"

Hearing this, Chu Ze's aura that had just built up suddenly relaxed.

Tsk, this is caring about him.

The frown stretched out, and the calm momentum no longer existed.

Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi who was sitting next to him holding the small bowl, who looked like a little hamster, and said happily.

"Okay, then..."

"And aren't you trying to lose weight? It's so calorie-intensive to eat, and it will be full of meat by then."

Not noticing Chu Ze's suddenly collapsed expression, Shi Hanyi, who was very immersed in the fact that he "can't eat fat", spoke confidently.

"And I'm different, I have a good stomach, and I can't get fat, so I don't have to worry about the problems you need to face!"

Holding his small bowl in one hand, Shi Hanyi waved his arm, his expression was high-spirited, and he was extremely proud.

"That's why I'm the only one who can eat these meatballs, you can't eat too much!"

"Touch your abs, think about that old saying, Mr. Chu, be careful, be careful of gaining three catties during the Chinese New Year!"

Chu Ze: "..."

Although he knew that what Shi Hanyi said was true, why did it sound so irritating!

Watching the back of Shi Hanyi holding the small bowl and happily running to the kitchen, Chu Ze's eyes were gloomy, and his mood began to be depressed for a while.

Is it amazing not to eat fat? !

...it seems really amazing.

Tsk, Shi Hanyi is such a scumbag that he hates him.

Grabbing the pillow next to him expressionlessly, Chu Ze scratched it a few times in anger, and before Shi Hanyi returned to the living room, he put the pillow back to its original place as if nothing had happened.

Seeing Shi Hanyi returning home with a small bowl full of food, sitting opposite him eating deliciously,

Chu Ze was so angry that he got up to assemble the cat climbing frame he bought, muttering in his heart while doing it.

This guy, there is nothing that can make him feel at ease!

After Shi Hanyi finished eating the croquettes, Chu Ze carried the cat bag, and he was going to go with Shi Hanyi to send the wild son Shi Hanyi had just brought home for a medical examination.

By the way, take a bath, get rid of bugs, and get vaccinated.

After searching on the mobile phone temporarily, Chu Ze thought uncertainly.

It seems that this is the process for picking up cats home?

In the high-end villa area where Chu Ze lives, there is not only a 24-hour private clinic, but also a 24-hour pet hospital.

On the way to take the cat to the hospital, Chu Ze glanced at the docile-looking orange kitten lying on Shi Hanyi's lap across the cat box, and suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, I haven't given it a name yet."

"I'll go to the hospital later to create a file card and ask for my name."

Parking the car in the underground garage of the pet hospital, Chu Ze raised his eyes to look at Shi Hanyi while teasing the kitten who seemed unwilling to deal with him with his fingers.

"What name do you remember?"

Mi.mi, Huahua, Xiaoju?

Chu Ze, who is very girlish in some aspects, came up with three bad street names in the blink of an eye.

"Well……"

Shi Hanyi pondered for a moment.

In my mind, countless golden names flickered quickly.

A few minutes later, under Chu Ze's curious and expectant eyes, Shi Hanyi, who had been pondering for a long time, his eyes lit up, and he spoke excitedly.

"Look, this cat is orange, why don't we call it Yuanbao!"

Gold ingots are golden, which symbolizes the wealth and prosperity of the day, and the image is very meaningful, how wonderful!

Chu Ze: "...??"

Chu Ze was shocked by Shi Hanyi's simple and down-to-earth naming method.

"Is it really because of the color of the fur?"

Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi suspiciously.

"What if it's a little white cat?"

Shi Hanyi didn't even think about it, his voice was firm.

"Then it's called silver ingot!"

Chu Ze: "..."

So the name you choose has nothing to do with the fur color, right?

Chunchun is Shi Hanyi, a little money fanatic who wants to call the cat Yuanbao!

Chu Ze was convinced.

This guy's fresh mind is always fully demonstrated in these magical little details.

Call the cat Yuanbao, which is rustic and fresh.

Chu Ze got out of the car with the cat box in his hands, and walked to the pet hospital with Shi Hanyi.

In the process of bathing and deworming, Chu Ze was surprised to find that although his new son was a little wild cat, he seemed to be particularly clingy, or in other words, clingy when he was sticky.

"Why does it stick to you so much?"

After returning home, looking at Yuan Bao who was obviously so listless and still shivering in Shi Hanyi's arms, Chu Ze, who had never raised small animals since he was a child, couldn't help but be envious.

"Let me touch it too."

Seeing his anxious eyes, Shi Hanyi generously loosened the arm protecting the kitten a little.

Chu Ze reached out his hand carefully, but before he could touch Xiao Ju, Yuan Bao, who was nestled in Shi Hanyi's arms, suddenly raised his head and gave Chu Ze a super fierce breath.

"..."

Seeing the kitten staring at him aggressively, his fur was furious with vigilance, and Chu Ze, who knew that he was rejected, withdrew his hand, with an aggrieved and depressed expression on his handsome face.

"Why does he only kiss you, not mine?"

As expected of the cat picked up by Shi Hanyi, this heartless little look is exactly the same as his owner.

"possible……"

Bathed in Chu Ze's eyes full of condemnation, Shi · heartless · Han · just want to lick the cat · Yi pondered for a moment, and slowly came to a conclusion.

"Maybe it's because I'm nice?"

Chu Ze: "...?"

Is this guy serious?

Seeing Shi Hanyi's determined face, Chu Ze blinked in bewilderment, and said in disbelief.

"Then am I not kind?"

"Um……"

Shi Hanyi thought for a while, then tactfully showed a kind smile to Chu Ze.

Isn't this nonsense, what do you think? !

Whoever the bully will always be amiable... Do you have no point in your heart if you are not amiable?

"..."

Seeing this, Chu Ze became even more melancholy.

He handles all the cat supplies for the kittens at home.

He is outstanding and hardworking, how come he can't compare to Shi Hanyi, a guy who only shows his face and rubs cats with his bare hands!

Chu Ze didn't understand.

He glanced at Shi Hanyi who was sitting next to him, interacting with Maomao and having a great time.

He also looked at the cuddly and cuddly little kitty nestled in Shi Hanyi's arms, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he would slap him hard.

At this moment, for no reason, Chu Ze had an illusion in his heart that he was wearing a cuckold, that the old king next door, and that the child was not his.

...It seems that there is nothing wrong with thinking so.

He is clearly the cub of both him and Shi Hanyi, but he only kisses Shi Hanyi, such a heartless little thing!

Holding the canned wet food that he specially used to lure the kittens, and looking at the kittens who ignored him at all, Chu Ze sighed melancholy.

After "happy to be a father" in the afternoon, he quickly experienced the feeling of "the next door neighbor is Lao Wang".

Tsk, co-authoring this is still a coherent script?

Being a father at noon and being a father in the afternoon was distorted by the green Chu Ze.

Why is his situation in the script so miserable...

Thinking of this, Chu Ze paused for a moment, then glanced suspiciously at the chief director, Shi Hanyi, who was sitting beside him.

Couldn't it be Shi Hanyi, a little swindler, avenging his personal revenge?

Or, is this guy hinting at him? ?

The old king next door... is happy to be a father...

Chu Ze stroked his chin and fell into deep thought.

Could it be that……

Chu Ze suddenly turned his head.

He looked at Shi Hanyi with shock and regret.

"You secretly conceived someone else's child behind my back?"

Shi Hanyi: "...?????"

Wake up, Mr. Chu, this article does not have a childbirth label!

He is a big man with normal physiology, how can he have the magical ability to conceive a child! !

Shocked by Chu Ze's magical brain circuit, Shi Hanyi was stunned.

Shen Temiao secretly conceived someone else's child...

Unbearably rolling his eyes at Chu Ze, Shi Hanyi said incomprehensibly.

"Mr. Chu, are you finally crazy due to too much pressure from the company recently?"

Every day, what the hell is thinking in my mind! !

The author has something to say:

Hour (sorrow): Overlords also have human rights, and overlords also need to rest!Look at Mr. Chu, under the long-term and high-intensity work, he is so crazy to dominate him! [wiping away tears]

President Chu: ...? ? ?Don't change the subject for me, tell me clearly what's going on with the child!

As soon as I finished writing, I saw the morning, about my amazing Kawen qwq

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