Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

In the living room of Chu residence, Shi Hanyi who woke up from sleep slowly went downstairs.

He greeted Han Xiao with a smile, and after a while, Shi Hanyi's expression changed suddenly when he saw the empty basin in front of the two of them.

"Are you... all finished eating???"

Listening to his small voice suddenly raised by an octave, Han Xiao and Chu Ze trembled together.

……Um?

Han Xiao turned his head and looked beside him.

No, it’s fine if he shakes, Brother Da Chu, why are you shaking?

What about your family status, Brother Chu!

Han Xiao regretted Chu Ze's behavior of being so fearful of guilt.

Although I know you are the younger brother of the family, I didn't expect Brother Da Chu to be like this.

It's really a downturn in the world, and people's hearts are not old. His brother Chu is a domineering boss, and he has become like this at home!

While grieving in his heart, Han Xiao moved his butt very carefully, and shrank back.

I don't know why, Xiao Ge obviously looks so delicate and beautiful, but when he gets angry, he always feels abnormally scary...

In Han Xiao's trembling eyes, in Chu Ze's calm and slightly panicked eyes,

Shi Hanyi sighed, looking at the two older, no, giant children in front of him with a headache.

"It's not long after lunch..."

Glancing at the retro clock in the living room, and thinking about the pile of food that was not much left, but not too little, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows, with a helpless expression on his face.

"You two eat so much, don't you feel full?"

"do not think so."

The two sitting honestly on the sofa shook their heads in unison.

"It's delicious," Chu Ze, who has always been straightforward and stupid, has learned to flatter without a teacher under the tempering of life and the magic of love.

"It's so delicious, so I finished it before I knew it."

"Well, that's it."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi had just woken up, and his dull expression paused for a moment, and he began to become a little shy.

"Hey, I also think the ones I fried are delicious."

Good guy.

Han Xiao, who witnessed the whole process of Chu Zeshun's masturbation with his own eyes, and Han Xiao, who was nestled on the sofa and dared not move, cried out in his heart.

Is this the conscious evolution of the married man?

Brother Da Chu was such a boring person before, with such a stupid mouth, but now!

Now he has evolved from a pure and honest overlord to a coaxing target... an innocent and honest overlord!

Han Xiao thought about it for a moment, and found that Chu Ze hadn't changed much except that his mouth was a little sweeter.

As expected of him, Brother Chu, after marriage, there will be no spoiled intestines to go bad!

As Chu Ze's number one fanboy, Han Xiao was so nervous that he blew Chu Ze's rainbow fart in his heart while shaking his legs.

"...What are you shaking?"

Han Xiao's abnormal reaction attracted Shi Hanyi's attention.

"I feel you two, why do you look panicked?"

Shi Hanyi blinked suspiciously.

"You didn't do something bad behind my back while I was asleep, did you?"

"……how is this possible!?"

Han Xiao was shocked violently.

"Brother Xiao, how can you look at us like that, brother Da Chu and I are like that!"

Han Xiao said in a loud voice.

"What bad things can we do? The worst thing we can do is to secretly eat all the delicious food while you are asleep!"

Under Chu Ze's speechless and choked eyes, Han Xiao did not pretend to be self-inflicted, and revisited the matter that Chu Ze had painstakingly brought up.

Shi Hanyi: "..."

That's it?

That's it? ?

He thought what a bad thing these two guys had done behind his back! !

Shi Hanyi let out a helpless yet amusing breath.

Seeing the two big ones sitting on the sofa, one on the left and one on the right, with apprehensive expressions, Shi Hanyi peeled a sugar orange, with a puzzled look on his face.

"Just eat it, why are you two panicking?"

……what?

Han Xiao's eyes lit up slightly.

Han Xiao scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed, as his waist, which was originally sitting upright like a primary school student, was slightly loose.

"Isn't that afraid that you will be angry..."

"... How could I be angry about such a trivial matter."

Even if you are angry, it is impossible to be really angry!

Shi Hanyi looked at Han Xiao suspiciously.

"What made you feel this way?"

Han Xiao subconsciously looked to the side.

"Isn't that where the atmosphere is exaggerated... I saw Brother Da Chu panicked, so I also panicked subconsciously..."

Tsk, I should have said it earlier!

After working on it for a long time, it turned out that it was Han Xiao who frightened him and smacked his lips in disgust.

His younger brother was obviously such a generous person, so why was he so afraid of becoming like this!

Chu Ze: "..."

Seeing this, Chu Ze's scalp went numb after being betrayed by Han Xiao.

He didn't know what was going on.

Anyway, as long as he meets Shi Hanyi now, he will start to feel weak subconsciously, and it can be said that he is panicked.

Did Shi Hanyi, this little scumbag secretly cast some kind of magic on him?

"...Then why are you panicking?"

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's gaze upon hearing the sound, Chu Ze pressed his thin lips expressionlessly, reincarnating into the muzzled gourd that Shi Hanyi was familiar with.

Okay, I don't want to talk about this again.

Shi Hanyi, who was very familiar with Chu Ze's tactic of "treating in silence and resisting passively", secretly had a headache.

Really, is he that scary?

Even to the point where it can frighten the most terrifying and ruthless boss in the original book? ?

Shi Hanyi glanced at Chu Ze faintly, feeling that something was wrong with this guy these days.

I always feel like I'm guilty of something, tsk.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the field was not quite right, Han Xiao hurried out to help smooth things over.

"Ahahaha, since it's a misunderstanding, let's not mention it!"

Grabbing the tangerine oranges in the fruit plate, Han Xiao turned to look at Chu Ze while peeling the oranges for himself.

"By the way, Brother Chu, when is your plane?"

"……Um??"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who had just calmed down, suddenly became puzzled again.

"airplane?"

Looking at Chu Ze in bewilderment, Shi Hanyi asked curiously.

"President Chu, are you going out?"

"……Um."

Before he could decide what to say, Chu Ze, who was stabbed by Han Xiao, nodded in a heart attack.

"Tonight's plane," Chu Ze paused.

He glanced at Shi Hanyi, and spoke in a cautious tone.

"I'm going home, I have something to do."

"Ang, fine."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi didn't think too much, but simply nodded his head.

Seeing Chu Ze's inexplicably serious face, although he didn't know what he was serious about, Shi Hanyi, who still wanted to comfort him, handed out the peeled orange in his hand, and tilted his head to look at Chu Ze.

"Can you eat?"

Seeing this, Han Xiao, who was also eating Tangerine, gave a sudden pause.

He looked at the Tangerine orange peeled by himself in his hand, and then at the orange peeled by Shi Hanyi in Chu Ze's hand, and instantly felt that the orange tasted less delicious.

Dog food is distributed on the first day of the Lunar New Year, why not be so active!

Xiao Han, who had no one to peel oranges for himself, wept in humility.

After eating the remaining few petals of oranges, Han Xiao sat on the sofa with no interest in eating.

Seeing Chu Ze's calm expression with a little embarrassment, Han Xiao belatedly realized that Chu Ze hadn't told Shi Hanyi that he was going out soon.

...No way, no way? !

It's not true that someone is on the plane tonight, but it's already afternoon, and the person who lives in the same room with him doesn't know what he's going out of, right? ? !

Han Xiao, who didn't know that the two of them hadn't lived in the same room yet, and who accidentally did a disservice, burst into tears in his heart.

It turned out that Brother Chu didn't lie to him.

It's really unlucky to have a bunch of relatives at the beginning of the new year! !

From the moment he went out, Han Xiao, who seemed to have started to develop strange things, was almost remorseful.

Unintentionally becoming the whistleblower of the news, Han Xiao sat awkwardly on the sofa, trying to restore this inexplicably broken situation.

"Brother Xiao, don't worry, Brother Big Chu will not be here tomorrow, but I'm still here!"

"Bang bang" patted his chest, and under Chu Ze's hesitant eyes, Han Xiao said righteously.

"Tomorrow, the second day of junior high school, do you want to go back to your mother's house to have a look? If you need a car, just ask me, I can accompany you all day tomorrow!"

"Ah this..."

Shi Hanyi was slightly taken aback.

After a while, he looked at Han Xiao with a calm and sincere smile on his delicate face.

"Thank you for your kindness, but no need."

He thought Shi Hanyi was frowning with his polite Han Xiao.

Just when he was about to criticize Shi Hanyi for not treating him as a brother, but treating him as an outsider, Shi Hanyi touched the tip of his nose, his eyes shy and shy.

"My scumbag father and stepmother are all in the bureau. For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, I'd better not disturb their reunion inside."

Although judging from the type of game, the two may not be able to meet each other.

But the point is not this, the point is that Shi Hanyi doesn't want to go to them to "perform filial piety" during the Chinese New Year.

Han Xiao: "...??!"

Han Xiao, who didn't understand the cause and effect, was stunned.

"Ah...ah...how did you get in here..."

Because he had heard the situation of Shi Hanyi (the original owner)'s family, at this moment, facing this gratifying human tragedy, Han Xiao didn't know whether to be sad or happy for a while.

"It's okay, just laugh if you want to," Chu Ze rubbed the center of his brows with a headache.

"Those two were reported by Shi Hanyi."

Han Xiao: "...?????"

Good guy, so exciting! ?

Han Xiao took a breath.

Surprises fell one after another, and in just half a day, Han Xiao, who received a huge amount of information, was numb.

Tremblingly put down the hot tea in his hand, Han Xiao, whose brain was buzzing, couldn't sit still.

Due to too much information, the melon is too tall and too big, Han Xiaoyun, who was caught off guard by the melon field, even felt a little panic for a while.

He got up in a panic and said goodbye, and then fled away from the place where the big melons gathered.

Absolutely!

Sitting in the car returning to Han's house, Han Xiao reviewed his experience in the afternoon, his handsome face twisted for a while.

He spent the first day of the new year, it was really exciting!

And behind him, in the Chu residence.

Shi Hanyi recalled Han Xiao's shock and bewilderment just now, and couldn't help shaking his head old-fashionedly.

"Oh, Xiao Han's psychological quality is not very good."

"..."

Chu Ze recalled Han Xiao's experience this afternoon.

"...Maybe it's not his fault either."

Chu Ze's expression was calm with a trace of sigh.

After this set of procedures goes down, it is estimated that everyone will be in vain.

Since Han Xiao pointed out that he was going back to the old house in advance, Chu Ze didn't worry about it anymore.

After talking to Shi Hanyi, he asked his family's driver to take him to the airport and fly to the capital early.

The private jet landed with a roar.

Because there was no need to wait for the flight and the distance was short, Chu Ze, who was the last to leave, was the first to arrive at the destination.

When Chu Ze arrived at the old house, it was still in the afternoon.

In the old house, Mr. Chu was taking a nap, and the children were playing in the courtyard. As for their parents, most of them were in their guest rooms, discussing things or taking a rest.

Hearing the news of Chu Ze's return, the elders of the Chu family were slightly moved.

They walked out of the room and rushed towards Chu Ze at the same time.

"Oh, the eldest nephew is back!"

Greeting Chu Ze warmly, Chu Ze's sister-in-law said with a smile.

"It's been a year since I saw him, and he's a lot more handsome!"

"is not that right!"

All of a sudden, there were voices of compliments and congratulations in the room, and everyone was smiling, as if they knew Chu Ze very well.

In this extremely hot atmosphere, Chu Ze uncharacteristically did not choose to ignore it with a cold face.

He took out his mobile phone and called up the payment code that Shi Hanyi asked for before coming here.

Under the bewildered eyes of the elders of the Chu family, Chu Ze showed the payment code, and a calm smile slowly appeared on his extremely handsome face.

"You are all my elders, and you must have heard about my marriage."

"Actually, it's not just marriage, my family also added a newcomer this year."

Thinking of the little smelly green tea cat at home, the smile on the corners of Chu Ze's lips became even bigger.

"For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, give us all the lucky money?"

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu (showing the payment code): Come on, consciously hand over money to the red envelope!

hhh, the one who is back now is not Mr. Chu who was innocent and easy to bully before, but the one who is back after hours of bullying and focusing, and has begun to imitate the broken Niu Colu version of Chu!

Mr. Chu (upgraded to plus version), go for it!

It's a little late, I'll go to bed first, and when I wake up tomorrow, I will send out a small red envelope from the previous chapter, bobo!