Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Facing Chu Ze's sudden counterattack, Han Xiao's subconscious first reaction, like Shi Hanyi's, was that he couldn't accept it.

...? ? ?

Who the hell brought down his pure and kind brother Chu!

Being stalked by Chu Ze so much that he didn't know how to retaliate, Han Xiao froze in place, doubting life for a while.

Big Brother Chu, you've failed your studies! !

The time for the private room in the gym hadn't arrived yet, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao didn't want to go outside and be surrounded by people.

The two sat on the sofa, and the atmosphere was very quiet.

Because Chu Ze said (by Shi Hanyi) that he was very focused, after get off work, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze didn't eat both dinners, so they rushed directly to the gym.

Although Shi Hanyi didn't exercise, but after a night of waiting and watching dramas, Shi Hanyi's stomach was already rumbling with hunger.

Knowing that Shi Hanyi had hypoglycemia, he was afraid that something might happen to him when he was hungry,

Chu Ze specifically told Shi Hanyi to stay in the private room first, and he went to the front desk to buy some snacks for Shi Hanyi.

Ever since, in the private room of the gym at this moment, there are only two figures of Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao.

Seeing Han Xiao sitting next to him with a dazed look on his face, Shi Hanyi blinked curiously.

Although Shi Hanyi was fearful in front of strangers, he was very curious in front of acquaintances, blinking his sparkling eyes, Shi Hanyi tilted his head to look at Han Xiao.

"what happened?"

As soon as these words came out, Han Xiao held back for a long time, struggling to decide whether to say something or not, and the box was completely opened.

Pulling Shi Hanyi to complain for a while, Han Xiao frowned after complaining, and the expression on his face was extremely bewildered.

"Brother Xiao, why do you think Brother Da Chu suddenly failed at learning? He was obviously not like this before!"

"Yup!!!"

Unexpectedly, he was not the only one who discovered this phenomenon. Shi Hanyi, who had found a bosom friend, slapped his thigh excitedly.

As the closest existence to Chu Ze in his life, Shi Hanyi, who suffered greatly from Chu Ze's "deterioration", and who was frequently manipulated by Chu Ze for his salary, gritted his teeth and had a heartbroken expression.

"I didn't expect you to discover this too!"

As the only two victims of Chu Ze's going bad, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao looked at each other tearfully, feeling very sad.

"How did you fail to learn..."

Han Xiao didn't understand very much.

He, Brother Chu, is so determined, who on earth has the ability to teach him down?

……no.

and many more?

Han Xiao paused for a moment, and suddenly became enlightened.

After the most critical point was found, everything else gradually became clear.

Yup!

Han Xiao, who just realized this, beat his chest and stamped his feet.

That's him, Brother Chu, okay?

Of course, it wouldn't be ordinary people who could bring him down, Brother Chu!

As for who can have such great ability...

Ha ha.

Han Xiao blinked his dog eyes, and looked at Shi Hanyi faintly.

Needless to say!

The murderer, of course, is Brother Shi sitting next to him! !

Brother Xiao, stop complaining with me, and reflect on yourself! ! !

Think about Shi Hanyi's unexpected, unpredictable, outlandish, and deadly speaking style,

The more I think about it, the more I feel that these two guys are gradually getting closer to the family, and he is being messed up by the young couple. Han Xiao not only has dark eyes, but also a dark expression.

"Brother Xiao..."

Han Xiao looked at Shi Hanyi, who was still filled with righteous indignation and heartbroken by Chu Ze's change and "degeneration", he hesitated to speak.

"Have you ever thought about..."

Did you contribute to Big Chu's path of turning bad?

"……hold head high?"

Facing Shi Hanyi's blank gaze, think about Chu Ze's exhortation to "take good care of Shi Hanyi" before leaving.

Han Xiao, who didn't know what he needed to pay attention to for hypoglycemia, pondered for a moment, and decided to speak tactfully, and not to be so irritating in his words and actions.

"Hey, it's like this," Han Xiao's voice was tactful and suggestive.

"I think the person who can change Big Chu must be someone close to him..."

……what?

Shi Hanyi's pupils trembled.

"You mean Mr. Chu has someone outside?"

Han Xiao: "...?????"

"That's not what I meant! Brother Xiao, you must not talk nonsense!!"

Han Xiao who never expected that Shi Hanyi's understanding could be so distorted here are all stupid.

Good guy, the matter of "Bai Yueguang" has just been clarified not long ago, and he is going to turn around and help create a non-existent extramarital affair. Brother Da Chu will not be pissed off by him after he finds out!

Han Xiao, who didn't know that Bai Yueguang actually didn't clarify, had a pain mask on his face.

"Then what do you mean?"

Shi Hanyi, who didn't know the culprit at all, blinked blankly.

He looked at Han Xiao with a slightly hesitant expression in surprise.

"Are you implying that I...is you the one who brought down Mr. Chu?"

Han Xiao: "...?????"

WTF?

How did this blame fall on him? ?

Han Xiao blinked blankly.

He followed Shi Hanyi's train of thought to understand.

After a while, I felt that there was nothing wrong with Shi Hanyi's understanding, and before I knew it, Han Xiao's blood pressure was directly full of the distorted train of thought.

I don't know whether the symptoms of hypoglycemia have been relieved or not. Anyway, his hypotension has been cured!

Logically, there is nothing wrong with it, but why do you point your doubts at me?

look at yourself!

I think you have to reflect on this matter more yourself, obviously you are too good! !

Hinting that he failed and was blamed, Han Xiao expressionlessly drank the Baisui mountain hot water provided by the VIP in the gym for free.

He pouted impotently and furiously, his whole body was crushed by Shi Hanyi's strange brain circuit and his scalp was numb.

With such a yuppie way of thinking, I don't even believe that Brother Da Chu learned from you!

Brother Xiao, I advise you to pay more attention to yourself! !

Han Xiao screamed in his heart with tears in his eyes, but on the outside he sat beside Shi Hanyi quietly with a cute face.

It's not okay to be quiet, he is afraid that if he guides a few more words, the little brother will give him the real hammer of Big Chu's "cheating" in a blink of an eye!

But Han Xiao wanted to shut up, but Shi Hanyi, who was drawn out by him, did not intend to let him go.

One person stroked his chin and pondered for a while, and after a few minutes, Shi Hanyi, who seemed to have realized something again, turned his head to look at Han Xiao.

"Xiao Han, I just thought about it for a while, and judging by your expression, you shouldn't be the culprit who brought President Chu down."

"……what?"

Under Han Xiao's delighted gaze of "Brother Xiao, have you finally thought about it and started to be a man?", Shi Hanyi slapped his thigh with a very heavy expression and tone.

"I think Mr. Chu should be a victim of Internet harm!"

There is a lot of bad information on the Internet now!

Shi Hanyi's expression was heartbroken, and he denounced the dangers of the Internet, resembling a stubborn parent who thinks that the Internet has brought down his children.

President Chu didn't use the Internet very much before, but he just came into contact with the Internet recently, so he must have been spoiled by the Internet!

Shi Hanyi in hypoglycemia was dizzy, feeling that his reasoning was flawless.

"……what???"

Facing Shi Hanyi's "exquisite" reasoning comparable to contemporary Sherlock Holmes, Han Xiao was stunned on the spot.

"So Big Chu is a victim of the Internet..."

Han Xiao was in a trance.

"I think..." He pondered for a moment.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's hesitation between the two options of "Internet harm" and "Chu Ze has other goblins outside".

Han Xiao sighed, covering his face in despair, feeling that it is better to choose the lesser evil.

"I think Brother Xiao, what you said is very reasonable!"

With a serious expression, he gave Shi Hanyi a thumbs up, and Han Xiao said reluctantly, ignoring his conscience.

"It makes sense! Brother Da Chu must have been spoiled by bad information on the Internet!!"

Is there still a choice? Brother Da Chu must not admit that there are people outside!

Han Xiao frowned, looking up to the sky with a determined expression and sighing.

Brother Da Chu, brother can only help you so far!

As for how you're going to explain this kind of thing to Brother Xiao after you go back...

It's raining and I have nothing to do!

Under the puzzled eyes of Chu Ze who came back late, Han Xiao jumped up and bid farewell as if his ass was burned, and prepared to run away.

You can't run away!

In less than 10 minutes, he kuang kuang made two big melons out of nothing for him.

After Big Chu came back to his senses and found out...

He is probably going to die!

Han Xiao was so flustered that he didn't even have time for dinner.

Carrying the snacks that Shi Hanyi enthusiastically gave him, Han Xiao put on his clothes and ran away, so fast that Shi Hanyi couldn't help but sigh.

"I still have the strength to run so fast. There are so many fitness equipment here tonight, and I saw Xiao Han running hard on the treadmill."

"No, I saw you came here and showed you your muscles. Judging by the way you ride Juechen, it seems that you still have enough energy. You can run another two kilometers on the treadmill."

"……is that so."

There was no candy to buy at the front desk of the gym, Chu Ze just went to a nearby small supermarket and bought a few tubes of fudge for Shi Hanyi.

He tore open the small package of chicken jerky in his hand, and handed it to Shi Hanyi, with a very hesitant expression.

"Why did Han Xiao run away as soon as he saw me..."

Is this guy guilty? ?

Chu Ze, who has been tricked out of experience by Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao, has been tricked a lot lately. He is instantly on guard.

"What were you talking about just now?"

Chu Ze sat down beside Shi Hanyi, and tried his best to inquire about the news naturally and unintentionally.

"Did he secretly speak ill of me just now?"

"Well... no."

With the supplement of food and blood sugar, Shi Hanyi's brain gradually cleared up after the dizzy debuff was quickly removed.

Recalling their conversation just now, Shi Hanyi was biting the chicken breast, feeling a little unsure for a moment.

Just now...it seems that they talked about the issue of cheating, having an affair and online harm?

That's not right, cheating seems to have been rejected.

So……

Shi Hanyi threw away the snack bag that he had eaten, and slowly narrowed his eyes.

What has just been determined is only the harmfulness of bad information on the Internet to older netizens!

Shi Hanyi raised his eyes, glanced vaguely at the "old netizen" who was sitting next to him, who was almost thirty years old, and stopped talking.

"President Chu."

"Ok?"

"In the future, watch less of those indecent things."

"...???"

What do you mean, unscrupulous things? ?

Looking at Shi Hanyi's reserved and condemning eyes, and thinking about Han Xiao's back that was running away quickly, Chu Ze, who had made up a big drama in his head, suddenly realized.

Did he just say, Han Xiao suddenly ran so fast that he didn't even eat food, there must be something wrong!

Gritting his teeth, he sent a question mark to Han Xiao, just like that, under Han Xiao's guilty early departure, and under Shi Hanyi's dizzy and cryptic condemnation.

This cauldron was firmly carried by Han Xiao on his back.

After Shi Hanyi's hypoglycemia symptoms were relieved, Chu Ze prepared to go home with Shi Hanyi.

He stretched out his hand worriedly, wanting to help Shi Hanyi get up.

However, a self-reliant, self-reliant and good-looking person like Shi Hanyi will certainly not let others help him after he gets better, not to mention that the guy who wants to help him is not someone else, but the big boss who pays him, his immediate boss .

Ever since, Shi Hanyi pushed Chu Ze's hand away, and gave Chu Ze a confident smile.

Then he stood up abruptly, ejected with a jerk and stood up.

A moment later, Shi Hanyi nestled in Chu Ze's arms in a daze, with little golden stars constantly shining in front of his eyes.

"Well……"

Damn, miscalculation!

Since his head was still a little dizzy, Shi Hanyi subconsciously supported Chu Ze's arm protecting his waist.

"Be careful, don't stand up suddenly after sitting for a long time."

Behind him, Chu Ze's low and helpless voice sounded.

Feeling the vibration from Chu Ze's chest, Shi Hanyi, who originally wanted to pretend to be handsome but lost an adult, groaned and didn't answer his words.

After the dizziness passed, Shi Hanyi left Chu Ze's arms.

The moment he opened his legs, Shi Hanyi hissed and staggered again.

"Are you okay?"

Chu Ze hurriedly supported him again.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's wrinkled face and his small appearance nestled in his arms full of grievances, Chu Ze tightened his fingers holding Shi Hanyi's waist slightly, and his Adam's apple slid up and down.

Soft, really squeamish.

"I'm fine, it's just that the shooting was too hard just now, and it hurts a little when I move."

Shi Hanyi supported Chu Ze's forearm, grinning and broke away from Chu Ze's embrace.

After he left his embrace, Chu Ze, who gradually returned to his senses, recalled what Shi Hanyi said just now, and his eyelids twitched violently.

"...What do you mean by shooting too hard?"

What outrageous things did this guy and Han Xiao do while he was away?

Bathed in Chu Ze's puzzled and shocked eyes, Shi Hanyi rubbed his thigh with a very sad expression.

"It's just a slap on the thigh. Xiao Han and I were discussing you at that time. The discussion was more intense, so we couldn't help but slapped our legs a few times..."

Rubbing his leg that was still in pain, Shi Hanyi sighed, feeling a little regretful.

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't shoot so hard."

It's cool to pat the legs for a while, and then the crematorium after the pat.

In this world, if only there was a way to slap your legs without pain.

Shi Hanyi followed Chu Ze out, and started dreaming while walking

If there is such a project, he will definitely be the first to invest money in supporting it!

Shi Hanyi invested in this project! !

"Shi Hanyi...Shi Hanyi!"

After waking up Shi Hanyi who was in the investment dream, Chu Ze motioned him to put on his seat belt, while pretending not to care and asked indifferently.

"What are you thinking? I called you several times but I didn't hear you."

"Ang, I'm thinking about investing." Shi Hanyi muttered in a low voice.

"……invest?"

Chu Ze slightly paused his hand that was about to light the fire.

"Yes, invest!"

Shi Hanyi blinked, and excitedly shared the project he just came up with with Chu Ze.

"..."

God damn it, it doesn't hurt to just slap your legs.

After listening to Shi Hanyi's blueprint and vision, Chu Ze was silent for a moment.

In my mind, the previous scene in the hot spring villa resurfaced.

Thinking of Shi Hanyi's slap on his leg from excitement at that time, Chu Ze paused, his thigh felt a phantom pain.

Is there a way to shoot without pain?

Yes, that is to pat other people's thighs!

Shi Hanyi's strength is really great...

Chu Ze hesitated for a moment between saying or not, and finally, under the strong desire to survive, Chu Ze remained silent.

Generally speaking, thigh patting is very private and ambiguous, but when it comes to Shi Hanyi, it is obviously not applicable.

He had a hunch that if he really said it, that little bastard Shi Hanyi would get excited and definitely be able to slap his thigh 18 times an hour, using his thigh as a balloon pad to pat.

Thinking about Shi Hanyi's powerful, explosive and astonishing strength, Chu Ze, who didn't have a balloon cushion to resist beating, took a breath and completely dismissed this thought in his heart.

This guy only eats and doesn't exercise every day, and he doesn't know where his strength comes from.

Looking at Shi Hanyi melancholy, Chu Ze, who was sitting in the driver's seat, lit the ignition and started the car.

After returning to the Chu residence, it was getting late.

After the two of them finished the dinner that Shi Hanyi had finished perfunctorily, they nestled on the sofa and swiped their phones from left to right.

The moment the phone was unlocked, countless messages flooded in frantically.

Looking at Xiao Yang's 99+ unread messages posted by himself, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a moment, admiring Xiao Yang's amazing hand speed and excited attitude.

Good guy!

Shi Hanyi slowly widened his eyes.

If he was a passionate fan when he just entered the circle, then Xiao Yang can be said to be a fanatic fan!

There are more than 100 unread messages, except for the first few that are excited about his successful entry into the pit, "ahhhhhh", the rest are all about the plot discussion about the cp Amway trying to sell him and wanting to bring him along.

Shi Hanyi looked at the time when the messages were sent, and found that these more than 100 messages were all sent by Xiao Yang in just 3 minutes after he learned that he had fallen into the trap of chasing dramas.

...his hand speed is even faster than him!

Smacking his lips with emotion, Shi Hanyi held the phone and reconnected with Xiao Yang.

All of a sudden, in the chat interface, text bubbles were swiped up at a speed of a few seconds.

After 10 minutes, the two chatting with hand cramps slowed down at the same time, and began to return to the old man's hand speed for health preservation.

[Xiao Yang]: By the way, aren’t you planning to enter the circle and become a big player? I’m currently working with the top players in the circle to prepare for the book.

Do you want to become an illustrator? Get the popularity and traffic of the top stream, not only earn pocket money, but also help you become a top expert in the industry!

[Hour]: Ah, this...

Shi Hanyi was a little confused.

[Hour]: It seems that you need a book number to publish a fanbook, right?And you know that I am more socially afraid, I don’t know that big guy, and that big guy doesn’t know me either, so wouldn’t it be good to cooperate directly...

[Xiao Yang]: No relationship!Don't panic, the one who knows you well, he is your little Weibo fan, and he likes your style of painting!He would be happy if you could come!

Different from Shi Hanyi, Xiao Yang's house is back home, but he is still relatively social.

Although she is not at the level of Han Xiao's top social cow who can get acquainted with everyone, but compared to Shi Hanyi, she is still much stronger.

[Xiao Yang]: The ISBN has been approved, don't worry at all! [hum hum hum.jpg]

[Xiao Yang]: Come on, come on, Bai Yueda writes superbly, and the food produced is super delicious!

It was only after I lobbied him for a long time that he gave his nod. If you two peerless masters combine your two swords, you will definitely be able to produce a beautiful fanbook in the end!

[Xiao Yang]: If it doesn’t work, you should read the article first, don’t rush to reject it, oh, after reading it, you can decide whether to cooperate with QAQ

Shi Hanyi, who has always been alone and used to being autistic, wanted to refuse, but Xiao Yang sent him a txt package.

In the suspicion of "I want to see how good-looking it is", Shi Hanyi clicked in with the heart of finding fault, and then clicked out with the spirit of worship and admiration.

[Hour]: [True Fragrance.jpg]

As expected of a master writer in the industry, the food produced is really delicious!

Xiao Yang smiled and invited Shi Hanyi into the fanben production group, and at the same time, he didn't forget Xiao Chuang to poke him privately.

[Xiao Yang]: You can be bound as cp ducks if you feel like it!I feel that Mrs. Bai Yue really likes you. You are a fairy cp, you are invincible in the vertical and horizontal circles!

Shi Hanyi was still a little shy.

[Hour]: Cough, don't worry about this, let's talk about it later.

Shi Hanyi made a fuss in the group, said hello to everyone, and then began to dive into the screen.

"Bai Yue..."

What a poetic and good name!

Shi Hanyi, who had also become the opponent's fanboy, admired enthusiastically in his heart, but the muttering made Chu Ze on the other side of the sofa instantly alert.

"……Um???"

Chu Ze, who seemed to have heard his name "Bai Yueguang" in a trance, raised his head vigilantly.

With his mobile phone in his pocket, he slowly moved towards Shi Hanyi.

After a long while, seeing Shi Hanyi's obsession with his mobile phone and not even looking at him, Chu Ze poked Shi Hanyi in dissatisfaction, and asked cautiously and cautiously.

"What are you looking at?"

"Oh, don't make trouble," Shi Hanyi pulled down Chu Ze's hand that was pulling him.

"Don't bother me, I'm knocking cp...cough, I'm working!"

Thinking about Chu Ze's identity as an "Internet victim", Shi Hanyi, who was afraid that he would be misled again, didn't even raise his head, and spoke in a righteous voice.

"The manuscript I just received is now in the process of communicating with the owner, please don't disturb my work!"

"Is that so..."

Maybe he just misheard?

That's right, the world is so big, Bai Yue is on the other side of the world acting as a cashier, and Shi Hanyi, a little scumbag, is so nerdy here.

The probability of the two getting on the line without him knowing is as small as zero.

After careful analysis, Chu Ze, who hadn't figured out how to confess his Bai Yueguang incident, put down his heart in doubt and baldness.

Sitting next to Shi Hanyi, he had thousands of emotions in his heart and countless words in his voice.

But in the end, after holding back for a long time, Chu Ze could only hold back a sentence with difficulty.

"Don't always look at your phone," he tugged at Shi Hanyi, with a serious and serious expression on his handsome face.

"It's not good to play too much on your phone."

After a while, seeing that Shi Hanyi didn't believe it at all, Chu Ze, who didn't want him to play with his mobile phone and wanted him to accompany him, pawed Shi Hanyi again, and held back a sentence with a serious expression.

"There are a lot of harmful information on the Internet, which can easily mislead and endanger the physical and mental health of young people."

"...???"

Listening to Chu Ze's serious admonition, Shi was no longer a teenager. Han was about to graduate from university, and Yi was shocked.

He put down his phone and turned to look at Chu Ze with disbelief written in his eyes.

Mr. Chu, you are a victim of bad information on the Internet, are you talking to me about the harm of mobile phones to your body and mind? ?

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu (rigorous analysis): The probability of the two of them getting on the line is about zero!

Xiao Yang (matchmaking): Ahhh, the cooperation between the two wives is great!Wuhu, I announce that the spring of doujin women in the circle is officially here!

President Chu: ...? ? ?Little brother, why are you so fat?Overlord's sharp eyes.jpg!

Ahahaha President Chu was backstabbed without his knowledge!

Woooooo let us suppress the corners of our mouths that wanted to laugh and shed a tear of grief for Mr. Chu! [Crocodile wiping tears.jpg]