Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Chu Ze still didn't believe the outrageous things Shi Hanyi said.

How is it possible!

He and Shi Hanyi ate together, and Shi Hanyi ate more than him every meal.

If it's just not fat, Chu Ze can barely understand it, after all, there is a physique in this world called the physique of not getting fat.

But the more you eat, the thinner you get, it's outrageous if you think about it!

There is no such thing as eating and not getting fat! !

Chu Ze didn't understand.

If this is the case, the more you eat, the thinner you will become, and the other way around, you will become fat if you don’t eat.

If this is the case, Shi Hanyi, this little scumbag, won't need to eat in the future, he will be able to eat just by eating air, and he can grow meat out of thin air, saving money!

Under Shi Hanyi's blatant provocation, he was worried every day that his figure would be out of shape, and Chu Ze, who didn't dare to eat too much food recently, exploded.

For a moment, there was no subtle and ambiguous atmosphere in the air, and an extremely strong sand sculpture atmosphere swept the audience, making Chu Ze's eyelids twitch with anger.

"Shi Hanyi!"

Chu Ze stood up.

He looked at Shi Hanyi with a slight frown, his dark eyes were full of scorching flames of unbelief.

"Get off work, go, go to the gym."

"……Um??"

The jump of information in this sentence was so large that Shi Hanyi, who had always been out of his mind, was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to understand what Chu Ze meant.

"Mr. Chu, I said I lost weight, it's just my subjective feeling..."

Shi Hanyi, who didn't want to go to the gym after get off work at all, nestled on the sofa, trying to survive.

"Maybe I feel wrong, maybe I actually put on a lot of weight!"

"..."

Chu Ze looked down at Shi Hanyi.

His eyes focused on Shi Hanyi's little face with baby fat, Chu Ze pondered for a moment.

Under the influence of subjective wishes, he felt that Shi Hanyi's "fat" may not be a sign of modesty.

Facts have proved that Shi Hanyi's sophistry, ah no, stating the facts, still has a certain reason and effect.

After listening to his nonsense without changing his expression, Chu Ze, who had already walked to the sofa, paused for a moment, squinting his eyes as if lost in thought.

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi's eyes lit up when he thought it was a joke to escape the gym.

Sitting up from the slumped sofa, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze, and opened his mouth ready to continue fooling around.

"You're right."

However, before Shi Hanyi could make a foolish sound, Chu Ze who was standing in front of him had already come to a conclusion.

The slightly frowning brows were stretched, and the thin lips were slightly raised.

The expression on Chu Ze's face was calm and kind, and it seemed that he was very relieved by Shi Hanyi's nonsense just now.

"Let's go," Chu Ze said with stretched eyebrows, "let's go to the gym."

"okay!"

Shi Hanyi thought that the topic of the gym had changed, and stood up happily from the sofa.

"……Um??"

After a while, belatedly realized that Chu Ze said "go to the gym" instead of "go home".

Shi Hanyi who had just stood up from the sofa froze for a moment, the expression on his face collapsed in an instant.

"President Chu..."

Shi Hanyi, who has already earned enough money and now honestly doesn't want to do any more work, sighs, not understanding why Chu Ze is competing with the gym.

This guy, why is he so stubborn, he won't move if he looks for a place? ?

"Didn't I already admit that I'm fat?"

Shi Hanyi didn't understand.

"Why do we still have to go to the gym?"

Success was aroused by Shi Hanyi's desire to win and curiosity, Chu Ze has now noticed carefully, and feels comfortable when he hears Shi Hanyi say the word "fat".

Heaving a sigh of relief, Chu Ze raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at Shi Hanyi with some doubts.

"Huh? What did you just say?"

"...I said I'm fat! Fat!! How about it, are you satisfied!!!"

Shi Hanyi's face darkened when he didn't expect this guy to be so childish.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi got a little furious when he provoked him, Chu Ze cleared his throat, and put away the death-defying thoughts in his heart to ask again.

Under Shi Hanyi's threatening gaze of "you better tell me something human", Chu Ze raised his hand and gave Shi Hanyi a thumbs up with a blank expression.

"Isn't that good?"

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

"What do you mean exactly?"

He felt that Chu Ze was fooling him, and he already had real evidence!

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's suspicious eyes, Chu Ze raised his thumb to Shi Hanyi's side, with a serious and upright expression on his face.

"It happens that you are fat too, let's go to the gym to lose weight together."

Chu Ze calculated and planned happily, and the logical lines were clear and reasonable.

"Go to the gym and swipe my card," Chu Ze did not forget his original intention, and showed his strong financial resources by the way.

"I'm the super VIP there."

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

No, did I say I want to go with you?

Is there something missing in the discussion step in the middle? Why did this skip the "should I go" link and jump directly to "who will pay for it"?

Shi Hanyi slumped softly on the sofa.

Look at Chu Ze's scintillating eyes and the face of "I won't go home if you don't go to the gym with me tonight".

Shi Hanyi, who felt like he was a kindergarten teacher in a trance and was taking care of the children in the big class, sighed and nodded resignedly.

"Okay, let's go."

Anyway, if you pay, you are gold. You are the master.

"But let's talk about it first, I won't exercise after I go."

Shi Hanyi stood up resentfully, and frowned at Chu Ze again to emphasize.

"Not only do I not exercise, I also eat a lot of snacks."

"..."

Chu Ze felt a little heartbroken when he thought about that scene.

But after a while, thinking about the fact that Shi Hanyi was "fat", Chu Ze nodded slightly with a very proud expression.

"what ever."

When the time came, he would become a chubby little fat man. He saw that this guy had nowhere to cry.

After imagining Shi Hanyi's appearance after eating fat, Chu Ze moved his fingers slightly, and felt a little itchy for a while.

I always feel that this guy will feel good after eating fat...

Chu Ze glanced at Shi Hanyi inscrutablely.

In Shi Hanyi's blank eyes of "???", Chu Ze's eyes skipped over Shi Hanyi's cheeks that looked extremely soft.

After a while, Chu Ze's rationality came online, he cleared his throat, and regretfully buried his thoughts in his heart.

"Then let's go."

Whatever Chu Ze said today, he wanted to pull Shi Hanyi into the gym.

Knowing that he could not escape this catastrophe, Shi Hanyi sighed and resigned himself to following Chu Ze's footsteps.

After arriving at the gym, Shi Hanyi followed Chu Ze to the second floor and entered the so-called "high-end VIP area".

As soon as the two entered the door, a familiar figure walked towards them.

At the moment they met each other, they were both stunned when they saw each other's appearance.

"...Brother Big Chu and younger brother, why are you here?"

"That's what we want to ask..."

Shi Hanyi glanced at Han Xiao's sweaty look, and the expressions on his face stopped.

"Didn't you say that you have important things to do in the afternoon, so you won't come to work..."

Good guy, the so-called important thing is to come to the gym to work out?

Shi Hanyi looked at Han Xiao in amazement.

This reason is found, much better than him!

They also didn't want to go to work, and at most he protested with passive resistance.

As for Xiao Han, Xiao Han directly made up excuses for skipping work and let himself fly freely!

How else could he be the vice president of the company!

Tuition fee, his tuition fee! !

"Cough cough..."

Looking at Shi Hanyi's little expression of "Teacher, I've realized it", Han Xiao felt as if he had unknowingly led Shi Hanyi to the wrong side, cleared his throat, and tried to restore his image in embarrassment.

"It's something urgent, why don't you come here to get fit after work..."

While Han Xiao was talking, a waiter wearing a gym uniform came out from behind and looked at Han Xiao with a smile on his face.

"Mr. Han, your luxurious VIP four-hour suite is about to arrive, do you want to renew it?"

"..."

As soon as these words came out, the air at the door was instantly silent.

Under the intriguing gazes of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, Han Xiao blushed and scratched his head in embarrassment.

Then he waved his hand and said arrogantly.

"Continue, continue for another two hours!"

Taking two glasses of lemonade from the bar next to him, Han Xiao stuffed the lemonade into the hands of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze one by one, smiling shyly and shyly.

"You're welcome, tonight's consumption is mine!"

Seeing his upright appearance, Chu Ze glared at him, and just took over the matter.

After all, the focus of tonight is not to catch Han Xiao's skipping work, but...

Chu Ze pulled Shi Hanyi, and walked towards the weighing scale in the corner with big strides.

"Let's go get weighed."

He wants to see how much fat this guy has gained by taking him to eat haysai every day!

Shi Hanyi: "..."

Seeing Chu Ze being so persistent, Shi Hanyi's scalp went numb.

He prayed silently in his heart, hoping that he had really gained weight during this time.

Otherwise, with Chu Ze's narrow-minded attitude, he might be so angry with him!

Thinking about Chu Ze's unique and self-contained expressionless yin-yang method, Shi Hanyi was very apprehensive.

Don't be afraid, Mr. Chu doesn't know who he learned from recently, it's getting worse and worse.

Not only did the quarrels become more and more quarrelsome, but he couldn't match the eccentricities, so he began to want to deduct his salary.

In the beginning, the simple Mr. Chu who was turned into a puffer fish by his words and phrases, and sulking alone on the chair, can't be found anymore!

This is really a downturn in the world, and people's hearts are not old!

Don't let him know who brought Chu Ze down!

Glancing at Han Xiao vaguely, a certain culprit whimpered in his heart.

Otherwise, hum...

Before Shi Hanyi finished performing the small theater in his heart, Chu Zeti grabbed him and forcibly moved him to the weighing scale.

"...??"

Are you so forced to weigh yourself?

How much this guy wants to see him gain weight! !

Seeing Chu Ze's impatient look, Shi Hanyi, who was stabbed by Chu Ze all night about his weight and forced to admit that he was "fat" several times, turned his head and wanted to complain.

The moment he turned his head away, Shi Hanyi was startled by the serious expressions on Han Xiao's and Chu Ze's faces before he could say what he was complaining about.

wrong.

Shi Hanyi carefully corrected his words in his heart.

That expression can no longer be said to be solemn, it is definitely dignified!

Could it be...he really gained a lot of weight?

No way, he felt that he hadn't gained much weight.

Shi Hanyi's heart skipped a beat, and he turned around stiffly to look.

"63.2..."

Well, it's okay, for his height, Fan Wei should still be on the thin side...

"Ow-!!!"

Han Xiao looked up to the sky sadly and whimpered, and Shi Hanyi was so frightened that he was thinking about whether he had gained weight or not.

"What happened?"

Taking advantage of Han Xiao's wailing and howling, with tears in his dog's eyes, Shi Hanyi took the opportunity to jump off the weighing scale.

However, before he landed, Chu Ze blocked him from midair with a ruthless iron hand.

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

Is this all ok?

Shi Hanyi was dumbfounded.

He just jumped a little, and stayed in the air for less than 0.5 seconds. Can Chu Ze stop him with an arm? ? ?

While Shi Hanyi was in astonishment, Chu Ze had already grasped Shi Hanyi's waist, pulled Shi Hanyi back the same way, and put him on the weighing scale.

Looking at the extremely dazzling "63.2", Chu Ze and Han Xiao frowned together, putting on pain masks in unison.

"Why are you so thin? It's unscientific. I obviously eat the most every time I eat!"——This is Han Xiao who can hardly accept the fact.

"..." - this is Chu Ze who has been stunned by the strange facts.

Chu Ze clenched his fists and took a breath expressionlessly.

"do you know……"

Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi, but he was speaking to Han Xiao.

His voice was ethereal, and his whole body was full of disbelief and bewilderment.

"His weight was 65 more than half a month ago."

The unscientific thing of eating more and losing weight is actually really possible!

Han Xiao: "...??!!!"

For a while, the atmosphere in the small corner on the second floor of the gym was very stagnant.

Looking at Han Xiao and Chu Ze's gradually distorted eyes, they were bathed in the shocked eyes of the surrounding staff.

Shi Hanyi, who was extremely embarrassed by the crowd and wished he could escape the Milky Way with the earth on his back, took a breath expressionlessly.

"Isn't there a private room?"

Seeing that the people around him were getting more and more gathered, Shi Hanyi frantically tapped his toes as he started to commit social fear.

"Shall we continue our discussion in the private room?"

"……Row."

Under the leadership of the waitress, Shi Hanyi couldn't wait to step away, escaping from this embarrassing weighing scene.

Chu Ze and Han Xiao followed behind him with solemn expressions and sorrowful expressions, as if they were not going to exercise but to be tortured.

The moment the door of the room was closed, as if the seal had been unlocked, black air that was so thick that it was about to materialize emerged from behind Han Xiao and Chu Ze, rushing towards Shi Hanyi full of resentment.

"..."

Shi Hanyi subconsciously took half a step back, feeling emotional and sighing in his heart.

Can this be blamed on him?

No!

This is obviously a physical problem, these two guys are venting their anger! !

Of course, thinking about it, Shi Hanyi, who still had a bit of desire to survive, did not reveal his mental activities.

Carefully moving to the stool in the gym suite, Shi Hanyi blinked his watery eyes, and tentatively looked at the two who were full of resentment.

"Then you start? I'll cheer you on!"

"..."

Seeing his relaxed expression, Chu Ze and Han Xiao became more and more depressed.

Although until now it was a matter of personal physique, seeing Shi Han Yiguang's appearance of not gaining weight, and even losing weight, still made me so mad!

"Come on, little brother, you sit here."

After moving Shi Hanyi's stool to the middle of the suite, Han Xiao stepped on the treadmill facing Shi Hanyi, and started running while sighing.

"You sit right in front of us!"

"I'm getting angry now that I look slender and slender, you sit in front of me, just let me turn my grief and anger into motivation, and run him another five kilometers!"

...five kilometers!

Shocked by this value, Shi Hanyi's eyes widened, and he quickly gave the irritated Han Xiao a thumbs up.

"The young hero has ambition!"

On the treadmill next to Han Xiao, Chu Ze had already quietly run on it.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's appearance of being shocked by the five kilometers and having never seen the world, Chu Ze silently compared in his heart, and decided that he would run ten kilometers in a while.

Regardless of whether you can finish the run or not, the goal is set first!

Seeing Shi Hanyi's obedient expression while sitting on the stool, Chu Ze snorted and decided to show his abdominal muscles again tonight.

With Han Xiao and Chu Ze's practice, for a while, the atmosphere in the gym became silent again.

With nothing to do, Shi Hanyi held his chin and yawned slightly.

"Brother Xiao... If you're bored... there's TV over there!"

Taking the opportunity to get off the treadmill, Han Xiao picked up the remote control and started to tune the program for Shi Hanyi.

"How about SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"can!"

Shi Hanyi gave Han Xiao a look of appreciation for his aesthetic ability.

After calling out SpongeBob SquarePants, Han Xiao also tuned him and Chu Ze a special BGM for fitness and weight loss——

"Calories"!

In the passionate and well-timed singing, Han Xiao and Chu Ze ran behind Shi Hanyi like two super big hamsters.

That's right, behind.

Since the screen in the gym was facing the treadmill, Shi Hanyi had already turned around to watch SpongeBob SquarePants.

He changed from facing the two big hamsters to facing the two big hamsters with his back.

Looking at the back of Shi Hanyi's round head, Chu Ze, who was sweating profusely on the treadmill, frowned.

Is it his delusion?

How did he smell the aroma of food?

'Crack! '

In the next second, the crisp sound of potato chips being eaten rang out in the gym.

Accompanied by the lively BGM in the gym, the effect is magical and ironic.

"SpongeBob SquarePants, let's catch jellyfish~"

'Crack! '

"Burn my calories!"

'Crack! '

Both Han Xiao and Chu Ze's mentality collapsed.

The two got off the treadmill, one left and one right confiscated Shi Hanyi's snacks.

For Shi Hanyi's behavior of eating junk food in the gym, Chu Ze severely criticized and educated him.

As he spoke, the crisp sound of 'click' sounded in his ears again.

Chu Ze, who was about to get himself a glass of water, turned his head instantly, shocked by Shi Hanyi's spirit of knowingly committing a crime and insisting on angering him.

Are you so brave?

"How many packs of snacks are you hiding in your bag?"

"It's just one pack... isn't it okay for me to eat!"

Chu Ze turned his head silently.

In his Ling Ran's eyes, Han Xiao, who had just confiscated the contraband and fell into it again in a blink of an eye, covered his face in shame.

"Potato chips are too fragrant. I was so hungry after exercising all afternoon. I couldn't hold back just now."

Chu Ze confiscated the potato chips without a word, and turned off the noisy duet along the way.

In a silent and quiet atmosphere, the two big hamsters started running the wheel again.

In front of them, Shi Hanyi, who was extremely bored, sighed melancholy.

SpongeBob SquarePants was ruthlessly turned off, and Shi Hanyi had no choice but to take out his tablet to watch the animation that Xiao Yang had given him before.

"Trust me, if it doesn't look good, I'll screw off my head and kick it for you!"

Thinking about Xiao Yang's eloquent words, Shi Hanyi clicked on the first episode of the anime with the thought of giving it a try.

This look is one night.

It wasn't until Chu Ze called him home after the exercise that Shi Hanyi, who was addicted to the plot, suddenly woke up.

"It's... so late?!"

Confusedly looking at the time, Shi Hanyi briefly replied to Xiao Yang with a "good-looking" after-view, got up and followed Chu Ze out in a daze.

"……I made a decision!"

"What was decided?"

Still waiting for him to praise himself, Chu Ze, who didn't wait all night, frowned and raised his eyes.

"Decided to exercise and lose weight with me in the future?"

"Cough, no."

Ignoring the explicit instructions in Chu Ze's words, Shi Hanyi was carrying a small backpack with a longing expression on his face.

"When I go back, I will start producing food!"

Shi Hanyi was very excited when he experienced the feeling of "entering the pit vertically" for the first time.

He wants to be the big wife in this circle!

Hearing this, Chu Ze, who knew nothing about Two-dimensional, blinked blankly.

Although in the future, every time Chu Ze thinks about this incident, he will regret endlessly, deeply regretting that he did not act first and cut off Shi Hanyi's peach blossoms in advance.

But at this moment, Chu Ze, who didn't know that there was his future "rival in love" in this pit, was expressionless.

He poked Shi Hanyi, and pulled Shi Hanyi's attention away from that broken anime.

"Look at the two of us, do you have anything to say?"

Is there a pain in the conscience, do you have any thoughts and impulses to stop eating nonsense and exercise with us in the future?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that going on like this was not a problem, and Chu Ze, who would definitely gain weight, tried to deal with the source of Shi Hanyi.

"...?"

Facing Chu Ze's persuasive temptation, Shi Hanyi blinked blankly.

He looked at Chu Ze and Han Xiao in front of him, seeing their sweaty, self-disciplined and healthy appearance.

After hesitating for a moment, he tried to understand Chu Ze's intention of writing the question, but he had no choice but to fully understand Shi Hanyi who was wronged, and sincerely sent his blessings.

"Congratulations, you have successfully broken through yourself and stepped out of the comfort zone that has been restraining you?"

"...???"

Unexpectedly, Chu Ze was taken aback for such an answer.

"That's not what I mean, I mean... let you get out of your comfort zone!"

Chu Ze's heart is not dead.

"Don't you want to break through yourself once and break the shackles and shackles that have always been?"

"Do not want to."

Facing Chu Ze's rhetoric, Shi Hanyi said that he would never be fooled.

"President Chu who can't get out!"

I advise you to give up as soon as possible!

"If the comfort zone is so easy to get out of, how can it be called the comfort zone!"

When Shi Hanyi talked about fallacies, it was one set after another.

"If I could go out, I would have left a long time ago, and now I am still in the comfort zone, which means I really can't get out.

Anyway, I can't get fat from eating, so you let me bury myself in my comfort zone, I think it's good! "

"..."

Chu Ze was speechless by Shi Hanyi's fallacy.

Seeing this, Han Xiao, who watched the whole process of the young couple bickering, let out a very happy "quack" laugh.

The moment he chuckled, Chu Ze, who was secretly sulking and thinking about whether to resort to the method of deducting wages, turned his sharp gaze instantly.

"why are you laughing?"

Chu Ze didn't understand.

"Shi Hanyi won't get fat if he can't get out of his comfort zone, but if we can't get out of our comfort zone, we will definitely get fat."

They are all grasshoppers on the same rope, this guy is so happy to see him deflated?

"..."

Hearing this, Han Xiao, who was affected by eating melons and watching movies, froze his smile.

What are you talking about him for? When did Brother Big Chu's mouth become so poisonous?

Han Xiao, who was said to be in pain and had a heart attack, wept silently.

Brother Chu, you have changed.

Who did you learn from? You learned it badly!

The author has something to say:

Shi & Xiaohan (broken heart): Who did you learn from, and why did it fail!

After a while, Xiao Han silently looked at Xiao Xiao

Hour:……? ? ?

Look at what he does, their righteous little stand-in never does such bad things like teaching bad bosses

Confident eyes from the stand-in.jpg!