Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

"...Ah, yes, indeed."

Shocked by Chu Ze's words, Shi Hanyi paused for a moment. He looked at Chu Ze with a deep expression on his face.

"There are indeed a lot of harmful information on the Internet. Mr. Chu, you are right. We must be more vigilant and defensive, and we must not be led astray!"

Chu Ze: "...???"

Chu Ze was stunned by Shi Hanyi's gaze.

What does this guy see him doing?

Is he the one telling Shi Hanyi now? !

Chu Ze, who was dominated by anti-clients, frowned, subconsciously feeling something was wrong.

Is it his delusion?

I always feel that Shi Hanyi, this little bastard, is hinting at him something...

However, being interrupted by such an interruption, the "Bai Yueguang" matter that Chu Ze had been struggling with before was also skipped.

Unaware that he had missed the last chance to nip the seeds in their infancy, Chu Ze nestled on the sofa, watching Shi Hanyi play with his mobile phone sullenly.

What's the fun with the phone? Chu Ze glanced at Shi Hanyi expressionlessly, expressing his anger silently.

After a while, seeing that Shi Hanyi didn't look at him at all, thinking about what Shi Hanyi whispered just now, Chu Ze frowned and picked up the phone.

Knock cp?

What it is?

A few days later, in the Chu residence.

The end of the new year is approaching, and the Spring Festival is only a few days away. Chu Ze, who has been busy for a whole year, also took a vacation for himself.

He didn't go to the company for the past few days, and stayed at home lazily with Shi Hanyi.

It was another sunny morning, and Chu Ze frowned slightly as he looked at Shi Hanyi whose time spent watching his phone had increased significantly these days.

"New Year approached."

"……Um?"

Shi Hanyi looked away from the phone screen, he looked at Chu Ze, and quickly cast a puzzled look over him.

"so……?"

"So shall we go buy some new year's goods?"

Chu Ze sat up straight, with a trace of deep expectation hidden in his reserved eyes.

"I see that other people's homes have to buy New Year's goods..."

While talking, Chu Ze couldn't help but cast a resentful look at Shi Hanyi.

The resentment disguised under the calm expression was incomparably concealed, after Chu Ze vigorously and miraculously concealed it, he successfully... was not accepted by Shi Hanyi.

Looking at Shi Hanyi's bewildered face, it hinted that Chu Ze, who had failed, was very angry.

This guy doesn't have any sense of ritual during the festival.

He didn't understand, let alone other festivals, how could the Spring Festival be so peaceful? !

Seeing Shi Hanyi's pensive look, Chu Ze, who had been holding back this matter in his heart for several days and finally couldn't help but speak out, naturally couldn't let Shi Hanyi fool him.

He frowned, with a serious expression on his face, ready to threaten Shi Hanyi's salary severely, to make this guy understand the serious consequences of ignoring himself.

However, before he could open his mouth, Shi Hanyi, who seemed to have straightened out his thoughts, put down his phone and looked at Chu Ze with an expression full of shock and disbelief.

"Mr. Chu, do you want to stay here for the New Year?"

Chu Ze: "...?????"

At this moment, the little question mark on Chu Ze's head almost broke through the sky.

Shi Hanyi What does this mean.

Is this guy trying to rebel?

His home is here, where else can he celebrate the New Year if he is not here? ?

Chu Ze's handsome face darkened suddenly.

"if not?"

Isn't this asking nonsense!

"I'm definitely here..."

and many more.

Chu Ze narrowed his eyes slightly.

He looked at Shi Hanyi, with a sudden alert expression on his face.

"Are you leaving for Chinese New Year?"

Chu Ze's mood was instantly gloomy.

"You want to go back to your shameless father?"

"puff……"

Shi Hanyi was amused by Chu Ze's rare and poisonous adjectives.

"Of course not!"

"I'm staying here, where else can I go."

Looking at Chu Ze strangely, Shi Hanyi said euphemistically.

"I just thought you would go back for the New Year. I was the only one left at home, so I didn't prepare anything..."

"Well... can you understand what I mean when I say go home, it's my family..."

Shi Hanyi tried his best to gesture to Chu Ze.

"That's not right, just your old Chu family... family! Yes, family!"

Finally found a suitable explanation, Shi Hanyi slapped his thigh excitedly.

After all, the original book is an old goofy novel, and Shi Hanyi remembered that Chu Ze's life experience was mentioned in the original book.

It seems to be a big family that has been passed down for a long time, the kind with strict rules and regulations.

Thinking of this, Shi Hanyi felt more and more confused.

This kind of family values ​​rules very much, right?

On such an important time as Chinese New Year, is it really okay for Chu Ze not to go back?

Beside him, after listening to Shi Hanyi's explanation, Chu Ze's frowning brows relaxed, and the corners of his pursed lips slightly raised.

Unconsciously, he smiled like a weak boss, Chu Ze squinted at Shi Hanyi, with a calm expression on his face, and a low and arrogant tone.

"Worried about what I'm doing, I'm definitely going to celebrate the New Year here."

Back to Chu's house?

Thinking about the scene when he went back during the Chinese New Year, Chu Ze's black eyes flashed with disgust.

Why go back, his home is obviously here.

Anyway, there is only one person who wants to visit, just make a phone call on New Year's Eve.

But if Shi Hanyi is willing, they can go back and pay their grandpa a happy new year when they wait for the second and third grades.

Shi Hanyi is such a money-lovers, so when he receives the big red envelope for Chinese New Year, he will definitely be overjoyed...

Chu Ze's thoughts drifted away quickly. Before he realized it, he had subconsciously started thinking about bringing Shi Hanyi home to meet his parents.

"...President Chu...President Chu??"

Shi Hanyi called Chu Ze for a long time, but he didn't see any reaction from Chu Ze. He stretched out his hand and shook Chu Ze twice, which brought Chu Ze back from his daze.

"What did you think just now? It's so happy."

Seeing the corners of Chu Ze's mouth raised high, Shi Hanyi blinked his eyes with a curious expression.

"I called you several times and you didn't hear me."

"cough……"

Chu Ze cleared his throat guiltily.

He looked sideways at Shi Hanyi, and there was a glimmering and warm gleam in his pitch-black eyes.

"During the Chinese New Year... do you have any plans?"

"...Arrangement?" Shi Hanyi tilted his head.

He thought for a moment, and the answer showed his true character of an otaku.

"Stay at home, watch dramas, go to bed early, and refuse to work."

At this time, the sun was just right, the bright but not hot sunlight penetrated through the glass window, and sprinkled warmly on Shi Hanyi's body.

Shi Hanyi yawned a little, as if thinking of something, his eyes were slightly bright when looking at Chu Ze.

"Are you going to take me out to play?"

"Ah."

Chu Ze painted cakes for him in advance with a warm heart.

"When the time comes, I will take you to the capital to play, maybe you can get a few big red envelopes."

"Great!"

Shi Hanyi became happy in advance.

He nestled on the sofa and enjoyed himself for a while. After a while, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought any necessities for the New Year at home.

Shi Hanyi hurriedly pulled Chu Ze up, and walked vigorously to the second floor.

"Let's go, go upstairs and change clothes, we have a big purchase today!"

"Swipe my card!"

Chu Ze took the opportunity to take out the black card he didn't give out last time, with a calm and proud expression on his handsome face.

"Swipe whatever you want!"

Shi Hanyi: "..."

When a black card was stuffed into his pocket unexpectedly, Shi Hanyi suddenly turned his head to look at Chu Ze with a shocked expression on his face.

Both of them are wearing home clothes now, where did this guy get the black card... Is it the home clothes pocket? !

Good guy, you never forget to carry a black card with you at home. Could it be that this is the unique style of the boss? ? !

Shi Hanyi was shown by Chu Ze's operation of "taking out the card in pajamas".

He was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses, and he stuffed the black card back with a look of disgust.

"No, you put it away."

"...Why don't you use it?"

Chu Ze, whose card was refunded for the second time, was in a hurry.

"Unlimited black card, you can swipe it at will!"

"...I know, but I really don't need to."

Bathed in Chu Ze's eyes full of disapproval, Shi Hanyi paused for a while before expressing his words.

"We're just going to buy small commodities like window grilles for couplets, Mr. Chu who doesn't need a black card."

Going to a small shop on the street to get a black card, isn't it a mess!

Looking at the inexperienced Chu Ze with distaste, Shi Han Yilang stuffed the black card back firmly.

Then, under Chu Ze's bewildered gaze, he turned and went back to his room, his figure was extremely chic.

"Okay, don't worry, Mr. Chu, you usually pay me a very high salary, and I will cover all the expenses today!"

Seeing the door shut in front of him with a 'snap', Chu Ze held the black card that Shi Hanyi had returned, and a grievance suddenly flashed across his expressionless handsome face.

If you can't swipe it, you can't swipe it. Shi Hanyi can take the card first.

He just wanted to send out the black card, why is it so difficult!

Melancholy putting the black card close to his body, Chu Ze sighed, but did not give up his determination to give the card away.

He remembered that Han Xiao had shared the "Book of Love" with him before. After getting married, the person who gave the card to his partner was a good man at home!

Shi Hanyi doesn't want his black card now, maybe...maybe it's just temporary shyness.

Chu Ze pursed his lips and analyzed, refusing to think about other possibilities.

It's just an occasional failure, and there is still a long way to go.

Sooner or later, he will let Shi Hanyi willingly accept his black card, and then swipe his card while showing him a sweet smile!

Thinking about the scene in his heart, Chu Ze was so beautiful.

Just as Chu Ze was thinking about it, Shi Hanyi, who had quickly changed his clothes, had already opened the door.

Looking at Chu Ze, who was holding the black card to his heart, with a serious and solemn expression, Shi Hanyi froze for a moment, with a very helpless expression.

"Don't worry, I won't take your black card."

He understands this routine. Black cards and the like must be reserved for Bai Yueguang to pretend to be aggressive.

He's not stupid, how could he try to grab something from Bai Yueguang!

Rolling his eyes, he pushed Chu Ze, who was about to argue, into the room, Shi Hanyi thoughtfully helped Chu Ze close the door of his room, and at the same time did not forget to tell him.

"Hurry up, since we are going to celebrate the New Year together, some things have to be done in advance."

...What do you have to do during the Chinese New Year?

Chu Ze put away the black card depressedly, and obediently accelerated the speed of changing clothes.

"Wait a minute, I'll be fine soon."

Since Chu Ze has been living at home for the past few days, he simply gave the driver Xiao Wang a short holiday.

So if you go out now, Chu Ze can only act as the driver.

After listening to the destination reported by Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze who was sitting in the driver's seat was taken aback for a moment.

Under Shi Hanyi's urging gaze, Chu Ze pursed his thin lips, hesitantly sent Shi Hanyi to his destination.

——Downstairs in the neighborhood where the scumbag father and stepmother lived, whom he had complained about just now.

"Are you going to come and visit them during the Chinese New Year and wish them an early New Year?"

Chu Ze frowned and tried to speak.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's face flushed with excitement and looking forward to it, Chu Ze began to wonder whether he should cooperate with him and say a few blessings against his will.

"...What are you thinking, how is it possible?"

Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze strangely, as if he didn't understand why he had such an unreasonable guess.

"Then you are... hmm???"

Under Chu Ze's dazed and puzzled eyes, Shi Hanyi took out a telescope from the storage compartment of the car with his backhand.

The scumbag's stepmother's family lived in an old-fashioned community without elevators, and the buildings were six or seven floors at most.

After counting the number of floors with his fingers in advance, Shi Hanyi took out the binoculars and watched with a serious expression under Chu Ze's astonished gaze.

"Hey, I'll just say it!"

As if he had gained something, Shi Hanyi slapped his thigh excitedly, as if he was cooperating with him, Chu Ze took a timely breath.

After a while, Chu Ze raised his hand, and put the crooked hand of Shi Hanyi back on his own lap.

Rubbing his thigh that was numb from Shi Hanyi's slap, Chu Ze's handsome face twisted slightly.

"What did you find, so happy?"

Shi Hanyi put down the binoculars and put them away, then he rubbed his hands, his delicate fair face was full of excitement.

"Sure enough, as I expected, after my stepmother came out of the police station, she didn't change her attitude, and opened the mahjong field at home again!!!"

Shi Hanyi was so excited that his face began to flush.

"Originally it's the New Year's Eve, and the amount is unlikely to be enough for fifteen days of detention. I planned to wait for two days to wait for nothing to do, and pick a good day for the Spring Festival or the first day of junior high school before reporting to her."

"I didn't expect you, Mr. Chu, to go home for the New Year. I was afraid that I would forget about it when I get busy in a few days, so I had to do it in advance to perform my duties as a righteous people."

Shi Hanyi sighed, with a regretful expression.

"It's a pity, there are only fifteen days to report in advance, and it's impossible for her to spend a full Spring Festival in repentance."

Chu Ze's scalp was numb from Shi Hanyi's manipulation.

His pupils trembled for quite a while, and Chu Ze, who barely recovered, patted Shi Hanyi on the shoulder, comforting him in a trance.

"It's okay, isn't your father also in the police station? This is just the time for the two of them, husband and wife, to reunite..."

Chu Ze couldn't make it up any longer.

Even though it was such a serious topic, he couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise.

Oh, what a sin.

Next, without waiting for Shi Hanyi to speak, Chu Ze actively and cooperatively handed over his mobile phone.

Under the righteous report of the enthusiastic citizens, soon, several police cars drove 'Ula Ula'.

The police. Uncles rushed to the fourth floor, and took the mahjong parlor opened by the stepmother at home together with the people who played mahjong inside, and caught them all.

"Ugh……"

Watching the police car 'Ula Ula' leaving with a full load, Shi Hanyi, who had witnessed the whole process in the parking space drawn by the roadside, breathed a sigh of relief, with a very sad expression on his face.

"For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, breaking the law is a no-brainer!"

Shi Hanyi shook his head, his voice was filled with emotion.

"Why is it that I don't have a long memory? Last time I was criticized and taught a lesson, look, I was taken away by the police uncle again."

Seeing Shi Hanyi's heartbroken look, Chu Ze bent his lips, and couldn't hold back a light pat on Shi Hanyi's head.

"Little villain." He muttered softly.

It's too bad to be cute.

"How can you say I'm a badass!"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi slapped Chu Ze's big hand on his head, and gave Chu Ze a very dissatisfied look.

"Opening a mahjong parlor in a residential building violates the regulations and disturbs the people. It also involves gathering people to gamble. I am obviously doing harm to the people!"

After defending himself righteously, Shi Hanyi took off his disguise and said with a smile on his face.

"Hmph, that's right, I'm deliberately attacking and retaliating."

Why!

This family made the original owner like that, and now that the original owner is away and he leaves again, the family will act as if nothing happened, get rid of the oil bottle, and live happily ever after?

Can you dream?

Think about the scumbag father who is still in prison, think about the stepmother who was just taken away, and think about the little fat man who was crying and followed into the police car just now.

Shi Hanyi breathed a sigh of relief, his whole heart was satisfied.

"Seeing that they are not doing well, I am relieved!"

After all, he was not the original owner, so he couldn't fully empathize with what happened to him. Maybe after a while, he would completely let go of these things.

but now……

Haven't let it go yet!

No matter what, it was the first Spring Festival he had traveled here. If he didn't give this family some excitement, he would be sorry for the blood and tears of the original owner who was brought up by pua all the way.

Shi Hanyi sighed and shook his head.

Take it as a New Year gift from him to the original owner.

I don't know where the original owner went after he came here. If the two souls exchanged...

Think about the huge sum of 50 that he managed to save, the unoppressed interpersonal relationship with the poor and the white, and the business resources that he has opened up.

Shi Hanyi twitched his eyebrows, feeling a little heartbroken.

Then that kid can make a lot of money!

"...What are you thinking about?"

Before he knew it, Chu Ze, who had already driven to the New Year's Shopping Street, parked the car, and waved his hand in front of Shi Hanyi's eyes.

"I called you several times just now and you didn't answer me."

"Thinking of a friend."

Shi Hanyi rubbed his nose and muttered something softly.

So, is it double-wearing, and the original owner also wore it to him?

For some reason, an inexplicable sense of certainty hovered in Shi Hanyi's heart.

Thinking about the miserable circumstances of the original owner from childhood to adulthood, Shi Hanyi sighed, with a bit of open-mindedness and gentleness in his complex expression.

"It can be considered whether Jitai is here..."

He has helped to pave the road over there. I hope that in the new environment without oppression, that little guy can get out of the shadow of the past and live a wonderful life of his own.

For a moment, the expression on Shi Hanyi's face was even a little kind.

"……Um??"

Seeing the rare complex expression on Shi Hanyi's face, the alarm bells in Chu Ze's heart rang.

Nervously squeezing Shi Hanyi's side, Chu Ze tried to ask naturally.

"Well, why don't I remember that you have such a friend?"

"Hmph," Shi Hanyi snorted twice with emotion.

Under Chu Ze's curious and nervous eyes, Shi Hanyi raised his eyebrows, and said in a whisper.

"There are many things that you don't know~"

Because his humming voice was too out of tune, Chu Ze was stunned for a moment, trying to remember which song it was.

When it comes to spending money, Chu Ze's contemptuous and domineering demeanor comes to the fore.

The two made a lot of purchases, and Shi Hanyi quickly became corrupt under Chu Ze's corruption.

He was very happy when he was shopping, but when he was on the way home, Shi Hanyi glanced at today's bill, and instantly covered his heart, with a very painful expression on his face.

As expected of the male protagonist in the ancient novel, he is the No.1 man in every aspect, and he can really spend money if he spends it!

A prodigal old man, he doesn't know what saving is! !

He glanced at Chu Ze with disdain. Under the power of the huge bill, Shi Hanyi, who had bled a lot from the small treasury, was no longer excited, and his whole body quickly languished.

After returning home, it was the first time that Chu Ze, who had experienced the happiness of others paying for him at the checkout, was still in the excitement.

He looked at Shi Hanyi who had been nestled on the sofa since returning home, focusing on his phone and ignoring him, and posted it very consciously.

"What are you looking at?"

Chu Ze pawed Shi Hanyi.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi still didn't intend to talk to him, Chu Ze pushed forward again without giving up.

"Don't look at it, it's not good to play with your phone for too long."

Chu Ze tugged at Shi Hanyi, determined to snatch Shi Hanyi's attention away from the phone.

"How will we spend the holidays this year? I remember that there will be bombs during the holidays. Do you want to bomb this afternoon? I can help you."

"..."

Shi Hanyi was so irritable by Chu Ze's teasing.

He felt as if he had raised a big, energetic, clingy dog, who was constantly bumping around beside him, making a lot of noise and torturing people.

I just walked around all afternoon, isn't this guy tired?

After spending the money, Shi Hanyi, who was physically and mentally exhausted, had a small flame in his heart.

Energetic, huh?

Love to pick him up, don't you? ?

Shi Hanyi took a deep breath, turned his head to Chu Ze with an incomparably loud voice.

"Brother~"

Chu Ze shivered violently from his sudden strange voice.

Seeing that this trick was useful, Shi Hanyi's eyes lit up, and he squeezed his throat and performed it harder and harder to Chu Ze.

"Oh brother, if you don't go home during the Chinese New Year, your family members will not be angry if they know about it~~"

"Brother, you will stay with me if you don't go home. Your family will know about it, so they won't beat me~~~"

"Oh~ Brother, your family is so scary~~!"

"Unlike me, I only feel sorry for giegie~~!!!"

"laugh."

Shi Hanyi felt extremely refreshed after playing with handicrafts.

How are you? Are you scared?

Do you know the consequences of bullying me indiscriminately! ?

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's incomparably relieved and energetic gaze, Chu Ze suddenly looked away from Shi Hanyi's gaze.

He stared sideways at the coffee table not far away, his ears were red, and his heart was beating violently.

This guy, really...

"It's broad daylight, don't shout!"

Chu Ze scolded extremely "severely", the voice was so loud that Shi Hanyi almost couldn't hear clearly.

At this moment, in Chu Ze's mind, it was no longer the little bears hammering the wall, but hundreds of little bears straightened their backs and punched a hole in the reinforced concrete slab.

"call……"

Why did he suddenly start calling him brother...

Chu Ze, whose brain was burnt to a paste, let out a long breath.

This guy is seducing people again!

Shi Hanyi: "...???"

Shi Hanyi was at a loss for being murdered, but it seemed that he hadn't been murdered.

Is it because he didn't perform well or restore it enough?

What is Chu Ze's reaction and expression? ?

The author has something to say:

Mr. Chu (excited): Wife sticks!

Hour (temperamentally pushing people): Don't pick me up! ! !

Hey, Mr. Chu was called brother!

Today is also the day that Mr. Chu was seduced by his little wife who was contracted at a sky-high price! [dog head]

[Note 1]: The last paragraph is a paraphrase of "I only feel sorry for giegie"

Cough cough, it’s going to be the big storyline in the next two days, you know the big storyline [squinting smile]

So the update in these two days may be a bit late, everyone can go to bed early, and it’s completely okay to watch it when you get up the next day, chirping!