Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

After the tense and exciting night of fighting the landlord, ah no, the glory of the king passed, Chu Ze woke up in the early morning of the next day to the sound of birds chirping outside the window.

Lying flat on the soft bed, Chu Ze, who hadn't slept so soundly for a long time, froze for a moment, and was in a trance for a while.

It seems that since Shi Hanyi moved to Chu Residence, his sleep quality has improved a lot.

Especially last night, after living in the same room with Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze ushered in the sweetest night's sleep ever.

What is the principle of this? Does Shi Hanyi, this little bastard, have some kind of magical sleep buff?

Chu Ze looked sideways at Shi Hanyi.

He looked at Shi Hanyi lying on his side on the bed, sleeping peacefully, with a peaceful expression, looking extremely comfortable, and his heart felt at ease for a while.

Half an hour later, the birdsong outside the window became louder and louder.

Chu Ze glanced at the time, then at Shi Hanyi, who was still sleeping soundly amidst the loud birdsong, feeling extremely moved in his heart.

This guy, sleep quality is really good.

Like other overlords, Chu Ze also has the sleep quality problem that is standard for overlords.

Suffering from insomnia, nightmares, and palpitations for a long time, although Chu Ze's sleep quality has improved a lot, at this moment, looking at Shi Hanyi's relaxed and relaxed appearance, Chu Ze is still very envious.

"Woke up."

Chu Ze got off the bed, stepped on the soft dinosaur slippers, and walked slowly towards Shi Hanyi's bedside.

"Get up, Shi Hanyi."

Patting on Shi Hanyi's bulging quilt, Chu Ze, who had a good night's sleep and was in the right mood, raised his eyebrows and shouted softly.

"If you don't get up again, the sun will dry your ass."

Seeing Chu Ze's whistling, Shi Hanyi, who was still asleep, frowned.

He rubbed his face on the pillow twice, and then muttered vaguely twice. Judging by the displeased look on his face, he should be cursing in a low voice.

"..."

Chu Ze, who even made up the sound of Shi Hanyi's broken thoughts, paused.

Subtly suppressing his brain, Chu Ze took a deep breath, and continued to push Shi Hanyi's quilt.

"Get up quickly, Han Xiao is still outside waiting for us to have breakfast."

Under Chu Ze's eyes full of urging to wake up, Shi Hanyi rolled over while wrapped in the quilt.

He wrapped himself into a billowing white quilt, leaving only the back of Chu Ze's fluffy and round head, with displeasure and resistance written all over his body.

Chu Ze: "..."

Chu Ze lost his temper by Shi Hanyi's reluctance.

This guy, is it so difficult to get up?

Looking at the rolled quilt with his back to him, Chu Ze, who had never called anyone to get up, was standing beside Shi Hanyi's bed, feeling at a loss as to what to do.

Do you want to keep shouting? Shi Hanyi seems to be very sleepy...

This guy went to bed as soon as he touched the bed last night, which made him feel sleepy when he was still embarrassed, but after sleeping for so long, he still didn't get enough sleep.

Chu Ze didn't know how to shout, and didn't know what to do, so he simply sat by Shi Hanyi's bed.

He stared at the back of Shi Hanyi's round head, his thoughts spread, which is commonly known as a daze.

The back of the head is so round and looks good to the touch.

This guy has such a hard time getting up, how does he usually get up?

I don't know...

"Ding Dang Dang Dang!!!"

A sudden bell interrupted Chu Ze's train of thought. The loud and loud sound made Chu Ze, who was caught off guard, tremble violently.

Under Chu Ze's blank gaze, and under Shi Hanyi's instant outburst of anger, Shi Hanyi's cell phone placed by the bed continued to vibrate wildly.

With its small body, it made a shocking sound.

"Get up, get up! If you don't get up again, the unscrupulous boss will deduct your wages!!"

"Get up, get up! If you don't get up again, the unscrupulous boss will deduct your wages!!!"

The bell, which was loud enough to disturb the people, echoed in the huge room over and over again.

The moment the word "salary deduction" was sung, Shi Hanyi, who was still nestled in the quilt, bounced it instantly.

The range of movement when he got up was large, the speed was fast, and the force was so fierce that it brought a gust of wind,

Not only did it blow the white gauze curtain hanging by the window, it also made Chu Ze, who had just recovered from his senses, tremble again.

Chu Ze, who had never seen this battle, was very confused.

Under Chu Ze's bewildered gaze, Shi Hanyi, who had just sat up from the bed, even with his eyes closed, frowned, frowned and stretched out his hand to the side.

He closed his eyes and turned off the ringtone of his mobile phone, then threw the mobile phone on the bed, clenched his fists and pounded it down with two fists, the little look with slanted eyebrows looked very angry.

A few minutes later, Shi Hanyi who had his eyes closed slowly opened them.

With the opening of his eyes, the majestic anger and surging anger lingering around Shi Hanyi quietly dissipated unknowingly.

Shi Hanyi frowned, and rubbed his face with baby fat twice, then he stretched his hands upwards, sat on the bed and stretched long.

"...Huh, President Chu?"

From the corner of his eye, he saw Chu Ze who was sitting beside his bed. Shi Hanyi, who had just woken up and was still a little dazed, rubbed his forehead, and showed Chu Ze a sweet but somewhat veiled smile.

"Good morning, Mr. Yachu."

"……Good morning."

Chu Ze sat on the small bench with a stiff posture and smiled calmly at Shi Hanyi.

It wasn't until this moment that Chu Ze, who was sure that Shi Hanyi had fully woke up and watched the whole process of Shi Hanyi getting up, dared to make a sound.

As for why he didn't continue calling Shi Hanyi to get up just now...

Don't ask, if you ask, you dare not move.

He was afraid that Shi Hanyi, that little scumbag, was still asleep, so he rushed over and punched him twice.

But now, since Shi Hanyi has woken up, Chu Ze regained his overlord majesty at the right time.

As for the "unscrupulous boss" and "salary deduction" in the ringtone, Chu Ze didn't bother to argue so much with Shi Hanyi, a scumbag, so he generously chose to forgive in his heart.

He looked at Shi Hanyi sternly, and in Shi Hanyi's dazed eyes that had just woken up, Chu Ze said very majesticly.

"Hurry up and wash up, Han Xiao is still waiting outside for us to have breakfast."

"Oh good."

Although Shi Hanyi didn't know why Chu Ze was so angry early in the morning.

But as an obedient and sensible subordinate, facing Chu Ze's unreasonable anger, Shi Hanyi still nodded obediently, yawned and walked to the bathroom in their bedroom.

After Shi Hanyi washed up, Chu Ze and Shi Hanyi went out and came to the living room of the small rented villa.

Han Xiao ordered a premium package, which comes with butler service.

After coming to the living room, Shi Hanyi looked at the empty living room with only the smell of rice, with a confused expression on his face.

"Han Xiao...what about?"

"...I don't know."

After urging Shi Hanyi for a long time with the reason of "Han Xiao is still waiting", Chu Ze, who found that Han Xiao hadn't come out in the living room, paused for a moment, and said with some embarrassment.

"It seems that he hasn't come out yet..."

Before he finished speaking, Chu Ze received two small, resentful eyes from Shi Hanyi.

But fortunately, Han Xiao didn't keep the two of them waiting.

Not long after Chu Ze's words fell to the ground, Han Xiao yawned and rubbed his eyes, and walked into the living room with sleepy eyes like sleepwalking.

"I haven't woken up so early in 800 years, why am I still so sleepy after washing my face..."

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi, who was also suffering from getting up early, comforted Han Xiao a few words in his heart.

The two who also have difficulty getting up early complained to each other.

After exchanging pleasantries, the energetic Chu Ze led Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao, who were sluggish, to the dining room where breakfast had been prepared.

Before a few people were seated, Han Xiao's cell phone rang. Looking at the caller ID, Han Xiao's face immediately wrinkled.

Frowning, he gestured with Shi Hanyi and the others. Han Xiao walked out of the restaurant and ran to the living room to answer the phone with a miserable expression.

"……crooked?"

A few minutes later, Han Xiao, who hung up the phone, walked back to the restaurant in a very listless manner.

Bathed in the worried and curious eyes of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, Han Xiao sighed, his eyes were blank, and he spoke concisely.

"My mother, urging the marriage, called me to go back."

"Oh, so..."

Shi Hanyi looked at Han Xiao sympathetically.

"Then you want to go back now?"

"I'm not going back!"

Han Xiao took a sip of soy milk, his expression very sad and indignant.

"I won a reprieve just now, and I told my mother that I would go back tomorrow."

"Come on, get up, today is my last carnival!"

Before Han Xiao finished speaking, he saw Chu Ze listening to him on the opposite side of the dining table, holding up the plate and taking the peeled egg from Shi Hanyi.

Han · single dog · was urged to get married just after being urged to get married · was shown by a young couple when he turned his head · Xiao: "..."

"...I'm sad! Can you two cooperate?!"

Han Xiao, who looked up and took a mouthful of dog food, was numb.

Looking at Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's "pure" look of being accustomed to him and being puzzled when he complained,

Knowing that the two of them didn't do it on purpose, but his heart was still pierced, Han Xiao sighed humblely.

"so good……"

A single dog surnamed Han burst into tears.

"Is this the happiness of married people?"

Someone peels the eggs for breakfast!

Seeing Han Xiao's pitiful look of being so stimulated, Shi Hanyi, who had just finished peeling eggs for Chu Ze, was very puzzled when he was peeling eggs for himself now.

Is it weird?

President Chu paid him [-] a month for food (work) expenses (salary)!

Don't talk about peeling eggs, it's no problem to manually core grapes and strawberries, okay?

Beside him, Chu Ze, who didn't feel anything wrong with Han Xiao's statement, was flattered.

He even lifted the egg up on purpose, and ate it slowly under Han Xiao's distorted gaze of "be yourself", with his heart bubbling with beauty.

Are you envious?

I envy no one to help you peel the eggs.

Haha.

Han Xiao rolled his eyes wildly.

After finishing his breakfast angrily, Han Xiao turned around and went back to his room depressed. He was alone in the room.

But fortunately, Han Xiao is not a person who holds grudges.

After Chu Ze made the promise of "he will invite you to lunch", Han Xiao went down the slope as soon as possible. He slaughtered Chu Ze for lunch, and then chose to forgive with a grunt.

After lunch, the three of them went back to their room and took another nap.

Although today is Han Xiao's "last carnival", after staying with Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze for a long time, Han Xiao also followed Buddhism.

Shi Hanyi and the others rented a small hot spring in the courtyard.

So, after waking up from a nap, the three of them made an appointment to go soak in the hot spring in the courtyard.

Unlike indoor hot springs, outdoor hot springs are significantly more beautiful.

Through the wooden fence, you can still see the green hills in the distance, the blue sky and the white clouds drifting by.

"Ah~"

Taking a sip of the plum wine specially provided by the villa, Han Xiao leaned against the wall of the hot spring pool, with a relaxed and cheerful expression on his face.

"This is life!"

How wonderful it would be if the world didn't urge marriages!

"..."

Seeing that the child was obviously about to be driven crazy by the marriage urge, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze cast sympathetic looks at him.

After soaking slowly for a while, Han Xiao's cell phone rang again.

After wrinkling his face and glanced at the caller ID, Han Xiao's nervous mood suddenly relaxed again.

He put on the bathrobe placed by the pool, gestured to Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, and then walked out happily.

Seeing this, Shi Hanyi, who was also almost soaked, was moved in his heart, and a gleam flashed in his eyes.

He glanced at the specially wrapped pajamas that he put beside him, and a clever plan emerged in his mind.

He looked at Chu Ze with a smile, his watery peach blossom eyes blinking again and again.

"President Chu..."

After struggling with the words in his heart, Shi Hanyi looked at Chu Ze with a shy expression on his face.

"The snacks are finished...can you, cough, get some more?"

Shi Hanyi bit the bullet and made his unreasonable request.

He looked at Chu Ze nervously, afraid that Chu Ze would just say "I don't want to move, you go get it".

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's begging yet longing, cautious yet aggrieved eyes (special offer from Chu Ze's perspective), Chu Ze snorted coldly and looked at Shi Hanyi with disgust.

Then he got up, put on the bathrobe and raised his chin, his handsome face was full of domineering indifference and arrogance.

"Wait, I'll go."

Great!

Shi Hanyi stared at Chu Ze's leaving back with scorching eyes.

At the moment when Chu Ze's figure disappeared around the corner, Shi Hanyi who finally pushed him away suddenly stood up.

He opened the bag, grabbed the bathrobe on the side, and quickly put the bathrobe on his body with a look of disgust.

Then he stepped on the rabbit slippers and rushed towards the front yard at a speed of [-] meters.

Rush!

After finally sending everyone away, he must rush back to the second floor and change back into his normal clothes before Chu Ze returns from the kitchen with snacks!

In this way, no one will see him wearing this pink and torn bathrobe, hahaha, he is as witty as he is!

Well……! !

At the corner of the backyard, two muffled hums sounded at the same time.

Shi Hanyi, who rushed forward with a dull head, but was hit tragically, covered his forehead and looked up angrily.

In his angry eyes, Chu Ze's tall figure slowly came into view.

Chu Ze, who turned back halfway, looked at Shi Hanyi's outfit, and a flash of surprise flashed in his dark eyes.

"You are..."

Looking at the white pink bathrobe on Shi Hanyi's body, and the long hanging rabbit ears on the hood of the bathrobe,

Take another look at Shi Hanyi's feet, which are incomparably harmonious, as if they are matching bunny slippers,

The corners of Chu Ze's lips twitched when he understood something in a daze.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's embarrassing and indignant warning gaze of "I'll bite you to death if you dare to laugh", Chu Ze cleared his throat and suppressed his smile forcibly.

Putting up a thumbs up, Chu Ze praised Shi Hanyi with an upright face.

"It's so pretty, I think it suits you very well."

Don't be shy, be confident.

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The author has something to say:

Hour (blush like a tomato): I don't believe you are lying to ghosts!

Tutu slippers and Tutu bathrobes are a perfect match!

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