Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

"President Chu...President Chu?"

Seeing Chu Ze standing there motionless, Shi Hanyi stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Chu Ze's eyes, with a worried expression on his face.

"Are you OK?"

"...I'm fine."

Chu Ze, who came back to his senses, lowered his gaze.

At this moment, Shi Hanyi was standing beside him.

There was a touching blush on his fair cheeks, his moist peach blossom eyes were shining, and only his figure was reflected in the light brown pupils.

Seeing Shi Hanyi raised his head to look at him, Chu Ze's breathing became stagnant and he felt slightly dizzy.

"...President Chu?"

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's worried gaze, Chu Ze stared at his watery peach blossom eyes for a few seconds.

After a while, Chu Ze couldn't resist looking away.

This guy, with moist eyes, looks so scorching.

"I'm fine." The moment he spoke, Chu Ze found that his voice was extremely hoarse.

"I'm just a little... dizzy."

"Huh? Dizzy?"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who had just fainted from hypoglycemia, had a solemn expression.

Hypoglycemia is no joke, it can kill you if you faint!

Pulling the snack tray floating beside them, Shi Hanyi hurriedly lowered his head and peeled a sugar ball for Chu Ze.

Since the hands were slippery just after soaking in the hot spring, and the sawtooth on the outer package of the sugar ball was relatively small, Shi Hanyi lowered his head and peeled it off for a long time, finally peeling the sugar ball out of the package.

"Quick, eat candy, you won't feel dizzy after eating candy!"

Shi Hanyi's face was full of swearing, like a charlatan who used to walk around the rivers and lakes selling medicines for all diseases.

Chu Ze was amused by his swearing appearance.

He stretched out his hand to catch the sugar ball that Shi Hanyi handed him.

The moment the fingertips touched the palm, a tingling sensation passed by like an electric current, Chu Ze withdrew his hand with a 'swish', and his heart beat violently for a while.

This guy……

When did you become so flirtatious?

Chu Ze, who was dizzy from being teased, clenched the candy in his hand.

In the air, the heat seemed to be increasing, and the hot water vapor was getting denser, and Chu Ze felt a little lack of oxygen.

Under Shi Hanyi's worried eyes, Chu Ze put the sugar ball into his mouth, the sweet feeling exploded on the tip of his tongue, and Chu Ze's heart was rolling with bubbles.

At this moment, Chu Ze's heart was like a piece of sweet and soft lava cake, the outer layer was soft, and the inner layer was filled with hot syrup.

"Well, do you feel better?"

Chu Ze nodded. Not only did he not feel the slightest improvement, but he felt even more dizzy.

Chu Ze was holding a sugar ball, and Shi Hanyi, who was also holding a sugar ball, stood in the hot spring and stared at each other.

Under Shi Hanyi's blank gaze, amidst the silently flowing water vapor, Chu Ze lowered his eyes and looked down.

The next second, a trembling call came from his ear.

"Brother Chu, have you two been eaten by a big monster in the hot spring?"

He has been out for so long, why haven't these two come out yet? !

Not only did it not come out, but the fog inside was getting bigger and bigger...

In fact, Han Xiao, who was quite afraid of ghosts, shivered.

How scary! !

"..."

Being interrupted by Han Xiao like this, the charming and subtle atmosphere is gone.

After recovering from the dizzy state smoothly, Chu Ze and Shi Hanyi walked towards the lounge together while eating sweets.

After the successful reconciliation, Han Xiao was instantly unhappy when he saw the mouths of the two bulging and eating sugary food.

"Why are you still eating behind my back?!"

No wonder I didn't come out for such a long time just now, it turned out that I secretly picked up snacks inside behind his back!

Facing Han Xiao's condemning eyes, Chu Ze looked away guiltily.

Beside him, Shi Hanyi stretched out his hand, happily sharing the snacks he brought with Han Xiao——

Two tangerines, a small handful of melon seeds, and a few colorful balls of fudge.

It was also thanks to the boy's big hands that he gave Shi Hanyi the chance to "take him away".

Glancing faintly at Brother Big Chu, who had no conscience at all, Han Xiao readily accepted Shi Hanyi's feeding.

The two got together and quickly divided up the snacks brought by Shi Hanyi.

On the opposite side of them, Chu Ze was holding the tangerine that Shi Hanyi gave him. He glanced at the melon seeds and sugar in Han Xiao's hand, and was very satisfied for a moment.

Look, there are only two tangerines, Shi Hanyi gave him one, and Han Xiao didn't have any.

What is this, this is the legendary eccentricity!

It was the first time that Chu Ze felt the feeling of being eccentric.

He slowly peeled the Tangerine in his hand. Under Han Xiao's puzzled gaze of "???", Chu Ze ate the orange slowly at an 8 times slower speed. Han Xiao didn't see any oranges. In a hurry.

After eating snacks, the three of them rested for a while in the lounge.

After dripping eye drops to protect their eyes, under Han Xiao's strong recommendation, they went for a massage together.

"Ow-!!"

In the massage room, Han Xiao's screams of ghosts and wolves sounded one after another, one after another, without stopping.

Among them, from time to time, there were one or two extremely painful inhalation sounds, which were the mournful cries from Shi Hanyi who couldn't hold back anymore.

Under the vigorous massage by the masseur, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao grinned their teeth after being pressed so painfully, and their expressions were out of control.

Chu Ze, on the other hand, remained motionless, lying between Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao with a calm face, firmly grasping the demeanor of the C position that belonged exclusively to him.

Seeing the calmness on Chu Ze's face, Han Xiao and Shi Hanyi, who were about to cry under the ravages of the masseur, were shocked.

As expected of the overlord/Brother Chu, even the massage is full of style!

After a while, Chu Ze, who had been supporting himself, heaved a sigh of relief when he felt the eyes of the two people move away, and the expression on his handsome face was slightly distorted.

Massage, of course he also hurts.

But can he grin his teeth like Han Xiao in front of Shi Hanyi, and be pressed like a big fool?

Of course not!

Ever since, meeting Shi Hanyi's gaze again, Chu Ze, who was burdened with embarrassment at the tenth level, instantly became indifferent.

Under Han Xiao's shocked gaze, Chu Ze took a breath, and even showed a calm smile to Shi Han's raised lips.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's admiring little eyes, before Chu Ze had time to be happy, the corners of Chu Ze's eyes twitched when the masseur suspected that he was not strong enough and his hands strengthened from time to time.

A strong soreness suddenly hit from the shoulder and neck, and Chu Ze's eyelids twitched violently.

With all his strength, Chu Ze only had time to smile lightly at Shi Hanyi, then he quickly turned his head and turned his face to the direction where Han Xiao was.

It won't work if you don't turn your head, if you don't turn your head, he won't be able to hold back!

On Han Xiao's side, looking at Chu Ze, who frowned and pursed his lips, who seemed to be suffering from pain, Han Xiao, who was being pressed down and screamed, was stunned for a moment.

After realizing what happened, Han Xiao was shocked.

Under the masseuse's vigorous massage, Han Xiao let out a miserable howl with a trembling voice, and for a moment he was in awe of Chu Ze.

Leave the pain to yourself and the smile to your partner, isn't this the responsibility of married people!

As expected of you, Brother Da Chu! !

Raising his arm with difficulty, Han Xiao gave Chu Ze a thumbs up tremblingly with tears in his eyes.

It's so admirable, this is really an epic love of the overlord!

After the massage, the three of them had dinner and returned to the rented yard.

Originally, Chu Ze and Shi Hanyi agreed to go for a walk together after dinner.

But because Han Xiao dragged them to a massage after soaking in the hot spring, the few people felt refreshed physically and mentally after the massage, and their spirits were relaxed.

Ever since, the agreed two-person walk turned into a three-person chat.

They decided to fight the landlord in the living room, and Han Xiao enthusiastically took out his mobile phone and ordered takeaway as a midnight snack for the game.

Taking advantage of Han Xiao's time to pick up the takeaway, Shi Hanyi was gearing up.

Having become addicted to games, he turned on his mobile phone first, started the game Doudizhu on the mini game, and decided to improve his hand feeling first.

A few minutes later, Shi Hanyi who had lost all the Happy Beans raised his head silently.

Unable to accept that he had never won a hand, Shi Hanyi touched the tip of his nose and looked at Chu Ze expectantly.

"Mr. Chu, do you still have Douzi on your phone?"

Feel, always lose and lose!

A few minutes later, Han Xiao returned triumphantly with the takeaway.

The moment he pushed the door open, Shi Hanyi put down Chu Ze's phone.

He looked at Han Xiao, and slowly revealed a innocent and harmless smile like a little white flower.

"Come here, Xiaohan, to discuss something with you."

"Do you know there is a game called Happy Landlords?"

Blinking his watery peach blossom eyes, Shi Hanyi successfully obtained Han Xiao's account number and mobile phone under Chu Ze's hesitant to speak and couldn't bear to look directly at him.

A few minutes later, watching Shi Hanyi's smooth operation of grabbing the landlord, revealing cards, and super doubling,

Han Xiao, who witnessed the bankruptcy of his account at the speed of light and understood why Shi Hanyi suddenly smiled sweetly at him, was very sad.

"Brother Xiao," Han Xiao, who had lost his underpants, burst into tears.

"Why can you smile so happily when you lose all my beans?"

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi pondered for a moment.

"...Because of the smile you love to fight because of losing cards, do you lose your field?"

Han Xiao: "...?"

Han Xiao: "...???"

It took a while to realize that Han Yi was playing homophonic stalks, and Han Xiao, who was backstabbed mentally and physically, shut himself up instantly.

"Brother Xiao, your meme is so bad..."

Seeing Han Xiao's heartbroken face, Shi Hanyi cleared his throat after failing to play tricks, trying to relieve the depression in Han Xiao's heart.

"If you want to open up a bit, when you play games, the most important thing is to participate, and the most important thing is to show off your momentum. As the saying goes, in games, you have to laugh and play to be happy!"

Then he sent a small red envelope to Chu Ze and Han Xiao, trying to soothe their wounded hearts.

"Come on, take it to buy beans, it's not terrible to lose all the beans, we can still krypton gold!"

Accepting Shi Hanyi's red envelope with tears in his eyes, Han Xiao had a very sad expression.

"Thank you, Brother Xiao, it's the first time I know that this broken game can also be used for krypton gold."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who has already become a V8 player of Happy Doudizhu, but is still bankrupt and receives the subsistence allowance every day, smiles shyly.

Isn't that right?

There are many things you don't know~

After a short warm-up, the exciting three-person Landlord Fight officially began.

Having witnessed Shi Hanyi's previous bankruptcy style of play, Han Xiao, who is handsome and kind-hearted and has no intention of cheating money, made a special announcement in advance before the start of the fight.

"We don't fight Qian Ang today, it's fine for the loser to tell a joke."

Otherwise, according to Brother Xiao's style of play, it is estimated that all the private money of his big Chu brother will be lost.

Although he didn't know why Han Xiao made this strange request, Shi Hanyi still readily agreed.

Ever since, 5 minutes later.

After losing, Shi Hanyi cleared his throat and spoke calmly.

"Let me tell you a little secret, the titles of the series of books in Harry Potter, when the first word is connected, it is hahahahahahaha!"

Chu Ze & Han Xiao: "...?"

After another hand, Shi Hanyi, who lost again, thought for a moment, then spoke.

"Be sure to eat supper before going to bed, otherwise, you will have a hungry dream! Hahaha, hungry dream, nightmare!"

Chu Ze & Han Xiao: "...??"

At the end of the third round, Shi Hanyi, who played steadily, touched his chin and spoke confidently.

"Once upon a time there was a cow, which was walking by the sea, when suddenly a big wave came over, and the big wave shouted, "The sea splits the cow! The sea splits the cow!"

Chu Ze & Han Xiao: "...???"

Seeing the uncomfortable faces of the two of them, Shi Hanyi thought that the two of them didn't understand and explained carefully.

"Hai Pi Niu Ye, happy.new.year, which means happy new year in Chinese."

"...We still know this."

Chu Ze and Han Xiao were overwhelmed by Shi Hanyi's bad jokes and bad jokes.

Taking advantage of the fact that they still had a breath of energy and hadn't been ruthlessly frozen to death by Shi Hanyi's cold joke, Chu Ze and Han Xiao urgently called to stop Fighting the Landlord for the safety of their lives.

But as promised to play the game, the supper has already been bought, and I have to play it.

The three discussed it and decided to fight the king.

Bringing companions to play together, the three of them fought heartily in the entertainment bureau of the Canyon of Kings, playing heartily and having fun.

After some operations, Shi Hanyi was happy, Chu Ze and Han Xiao escaped the deadly pursuit of cold jokes, and the company got a large order fee from the bosses.

The zero-sum situation is broken and a win-win situation is formed.

After playing the game, he got up and went back to the house. While Shi Hanyi was going to get a drink from the refrigerator, Han Xiao held Chu Ze's hand with a serious expression on his face.

"In the future, we will play games at parties, so don't let Brother Xiao fight the landlord again."

When others play games, there are winners and losers, but when I play Doudizhu, I am purely doing charity!

Glancing at Shi Hanyi's approaching figure, Chu Ze naturally withdrew his hand.

Then he frowned and looked at Han Xiao, nodded in agreement and solemnly.

"Ok!"

indeed.

This little scumbag is really cheating when he plays Fighting the Landlords!

The author has something to say:

The sea splits the cows——! !

Xiao Xiao and Mr. Chu joined hands with Xiao Han to wish everyone a New Year greeting here!

La la la happy new year!I wish the little cuties a happy, happy, happy and happy family in the new year!

By the way, I would like to collect the column of Bobo, please~