Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Facing Shi Hanyi's loud and loud sentence, Chu Ze stood in place and froze for a moment.

Shocked and unbelievable emotions surged wildly in his mind, Chu Ze widened his eyes and frowned slightly, his whole body went numb.

shouldn't be...

It doesn't make sense! !

Shi Hanyi obviously ate a lot more than him, why did he only gain weight? !

Chu Ze couldn't figure it out, Chu Ze couldn't understand it very much.

He raised his eyes and looked at Han Xiao silently, only to see Han Xiao's eight-pack abs and long legs, and his vest line was obvious and clear.

Chu Ze raised his eyes again and looked at Shi Hanyi.

I saw Shi Hanyi's slender waist, long legs and small buttocks, and his stomach was extremely flat, without a trace of fat on his face.

Chu Ze: "..."

outrageous.

Cooperate with everyone to eat a big meal, and after eating, he becomes fat?

Although it's just a little more rounded abdominal muscles, it's still fat! ! !

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who has always been strict with himself, loves sports, and has excellent body management, couldn't help but feel a little broken.

At this moment, seeing Han Xiao and Shi Hanyi's appearance of not being fat at all, Chu Ze subtly felt betrayed in his heart.

He frowned, and looked at Han Xiao in disbelief.

"Didn't we eat together?"

"……what?"

Han Xiao, who didn't react, looked confused.

"We ate together."

He paid for it!

Think about how the three of them joined forces before, fighting and galloping in various restaurants, and swimming proudly in the ocean of delicious food,

Han Xiao couldn't help but sighed and shook his head, feeling very emotional in his heart.

A few of them...are really fucking edible.

Human potential is really limitless.

Before he let himself go, he didn't know that his appetite could be so big!

Seeing Han Xiao readily admit it, Chu Ze frowned, feeling more and more angry.

"Then eat together, why don't you get fat?"

He can still understand Shi Hanyi's nonsense eating Hesse because of his physique that doesn't make him fat, but what about this guy?

This guy is obviously not!

Thinking about Han Xiao's chubby appearance when he was a child, Chu Ze pursed his lips and looked at Han Xiao as if he was looking at a traitor.

I ate a big meal together, and I was the only one who got fat.

Chu Ze, who was "publicly" pointed out by Shi Hanyi that he was fat and his self-esteem was seriously damaged, became angry from embarrassment.

For a while, he didn't care about soaking in the hot spring.

Pulling Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao, the three of them sat in the warm and pleasant lounge with the heater fully turned on, naked and only wearing swimming trunks, and had an extremely serious internal meeting.

Strictly speaking, only Chu Ze had a serious expression.

Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao were frightened by Chu Ze's serious appearance, and were forced to cooperate tremblingly.

state--

Chu Ze picked up the Baisui Mountain soft bottle provided in the lounge, and tapped it on the table.

Amidst the sound of knocking, Chu Ze began to interrogate with a serious face, ah no, ask a question.

"Don't try to escape, keep answering my questions!"

Chu Ze spoke sharply.

"Dining together, why don't you get fat?"

"Because, because..."

Han Xiao froze for a moment, and replied hesitantly.

"Because I exercised after I got home?"

After all the eating and drinking, you must practice for several days in order to get in shape!

If you eat so much, if you don't exercise, you will become a big fat man! !

Seeing Han Xiao's face of taking it for granted or otherwise, Chu Ze was silent for a moment, and the oppressive temperament around him suddenly stopped.

Chu Ze: "..."

Chu Ze: "......"

Han Xiao: "...?"

Facing Chu Ze's sudden stagnation, Han Xiao froze for a moment.

After a while, as if thinking of something, Han Xiao's eyes widened suddenly, and he raised his head to look at Chu Ze.

"You...you don't exercise after eating??!"

Under the excessive shock and extreme consternation, Han Xiao's eyes were burning and sharp.

He looked at Chu Ze in disbelief, and his voice rose instantly.

No, no, no?

It's not true that someone eats so much and only gains a little weight without exercising! ? ? ?

Seeing Chu Ze look away calmly, not daring to look at him, and looking very guilty, Han Xiao's mentality collapsed.

No way, Sir? ?

Is there really someone who has the physique of eating without getting fat? ? !

For a moment, the situation on the field was reversed instantly.

Han Xiao frowned and looked at Chu Ze with a broken face, feeling that his tears were about to fall.

Goodness behold, what motivated him to exercise before?

It's these two guys!

Everyone eats a big meal together, and he still eats the least.

Every time on the treadmill, just think about the meals that Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze ate, and then think about the calories that those meals would convert into, Han Xiao immediately became full of motivation.

It doesn't matter if he's tired, those two guys ate so much more than him, they will only be more tired!

Well, happiness is all about comparison.

Every time Han Xiao was exhausted from exercising and fitness, when he reached the critical point,

Just thinking about Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's huge amount of exercise compared to him, he immediately refreshed and could run for another 10 minutes.

As a result, now, Chu Ze told him that he didn't exercise after every meal, and he only gained a little weight? ? !

Thinking about the steps he ran with tears in those years, and thinking about the body he had gritted his teeth back then, Han Xiao couldn't help but look at Chu Ze with a distorted expression, his eyes were very jealous.

Oh my god!

How could there be such an unfair thing! !

"Cough cough..."

Bathed in Han Xiao's scorching eyes of jealousy and strong condemnation, Chu Ze's identity was instantly reversed, from the questioner to the questioned, feeling a little guilty for a while.

He straightened his back guiltily, and cleared his throat guiltily.

Just when he was about to open his mouth to explain, ah no, explain, Chu Ze glanced at Shi Hanyi who was sitting beside him.

At this time, Shi Hanyi's expression was very excited.

While peeling the tangerines in the fruit plate, he watched the small theater where he and Han Xiao "turned against each other", his delicate face was full of joy and satisfaction after eating the melon and seeing the play.

Chu Ze: "..."

At this moment, Chu Ze finally realized belatedly that the root of all evil and the culprit was that little heartless thing.

Chu Ze pursed his lips and raised his eyes silently.

He looked at Han Xiao's vest line that had been tempered through sweat and tears after a lot of exercise;

Look at yourself, it is still there, but because of eating too much and not exercising, a lot of abdominal muscles have been reduced;

Finally, he glanced at Shi Hanyi's flat and smooth lower abdomen which had not been exercising.

Damn!

At this moment, the same jealousy as Han Xiao appeared in Chu Ze's eyes, and the two people's moods were highly compatible at this moment!

How could there be such an unfair thing in this world!

Seeing Chu Ze's gloomy gaze, Shi Hanyi, who was peeling sugar oranges and eating melons watching a show, was taken aback for a moment.

An extremely bad premonition came, and Shi Hanyi shivered subconsciously.

Instigated by the keen sixth sense like a small animal, Shi Hanyi raised the peeled Tangerine in his hand, anxiously trying to pass it to Chu Ze.

However, before he could take any action, Chu Ze cleared his throat and watched Han Xiao speak calmly.

"Don't worry, I'll tell you another news."

"...?"

Bathed in Han Xiao's vigilant gaze, feeling Shi Hanyi's hesitant gaze and small eyes,

The stimulated Chu Ze raised the corners of his lips, and his whole body was full of ruthlessness and ruthlessness that belonged exclusively to the overlord.

"Look at Shi Hanyi's stomach, Shi Hanyi has never done exercise before."

Shi Hanyi: "...?"

Han Xiao: "...?????!!"

Being caught off guard and dragged into the battlefield, Shi Hanyi was a little dazed at first.

But in the next second, looking at Han Xiao's jealous eyes that were as hot as fire and seemed to be spraying flames, Shi Hanyi panicked.

Turning his arm forward, Shi Hanyi handed the peeled Tangerine to Han Xiao.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, come, eat oranges."

"……I will not eat!!!"

I still want to tempt him with something to eat! ! !

Han Xiao refused and gritted his teeth.

At this moment, the young and innocent single dog Xiao Han finally felt the great malice from the world and the couple dogs.

How can these two guys be so shameless?

Touching the eight-pack abs he had exercised soaked in blood and tears, Han Xiao burst into tears, feeling extremely sad in his heart.

Pulling him to have a big meal together, it turned out that one of the two didn't get fat from eating, and the other didn't get fat at all.

After eating, he is the only one who is forced to exercise!

Is this your conspiracy! !

Can the world be kind to single dogs? ! !

Recalling the tears and hardships he had endured in those years of fitness, Han Xiao's mentality collapsed completely.

Woo woo woo.

Is it amazing not to eat fat? !

It's really amazing, damn it, he really wants to eat without gaining weight, woo woo woo!

So, just like that, the internal interrogation between the small groups initiated by Chu Ze finally ended with Shi Hanyi's complete victory.

The world where only Shi Hanyi was uninjured was miraculously achieved, and Shi Hanyi, who had inexplicably become the public enemy of the small group, was trembling.

He sat on the chair, watched Han Xiao and Chu Ze take away all the snacks in the lounge, and shut himself up in silence.

Is it his fault that he doesn't get fat?

It's natural, okay? It's not his problem!

"Come on, don't sit still, life lies in movement!"

Before Shi Hanyi could think about it, Han Xiao and Chu Ze got up and dragged Shi Hanyi to the indoor hot spring from left to right.

As only Shi Hanyi was the only one who couldn't get fat, Chu Ze and Han Xiao decided to keep a close eye on him, preventing Shi Hanyi from secretly eating even a bite of snacks behind their backs.

Isn't it irritating to eat them without gaining weight?

After entering the area of ​​the indoor hot spring, the heat and humidity in the air increase significantly.

In this space of hundreds of square meters, all kinds of hot springs are distributed in regular or irregular pools, curling water vapor steams upwards, and fine water vapor blows towards the face.

"what……"

Han Xiao, who had been kicked up twice by the young couple, let out a sigh of relief, and felt that his fluctuating mood had calmed down for a while.

"Sure enough, in winter, it's only comfortable to soak in hot springs."

Han Xiao sat on a chair by the hot spring pool, and let out a sigh of relief peacefully.

He picked up the wooden ladle and poured the hot spring water from the first pool on his body, not forgetting to turn his head to greet Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze behind him.

"The water temperature in the first pool will be relatively low. Use this to get used to the water temperature first, and then you can go to the pool behind."

Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze did not doubt that he was there, and walked towards him very trustingly.

After the two walked in, Han Xiao, who had soaked in the first pool, stood up with a "Ula".

Like magic, he pulled out two wooden ladles from the bottom of the pool, and threw them at Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze.

"Quack, surprise!"

"...??"

Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze were a little dazed at first when they were covered in water by their heads.

But soon, the two reacted.

There are still a lot of wooden ladles for guests to use by the pool, and Han Xiao, the unlucky boy, declared war on the two of them at the same time.

Under the joint attack of Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, Han Xiao was splashed by the two of them, and raised the small white flag of surrender crying.

"It's not fair, you two against one!"

In the health-preserving and nourishing hot spring pool in the middle, the three people who were tired from playing were soaking in the hot spring, chatting while soaking.

During the chat, Han Xiao, who had just been splashed by the two together, leaned against the wall of the pool, and sternly sued Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze.

"If you are a man, you should have a one-on-one duel!"

"..."

Shi Hanyi looked at Han Xiao and hesitated to speak.

"But you started the war first," Shi Hanyi said backhandedly throwing the blame back.

"You're eating your own bad fruit."

"..."

Unable to refute, Han Xiao became more and more angry.

He held back for a while by himself, then he glanced at Chu Ze, and after considering it secretly, Han Xiao turned his head to look at Shi Hanyi.

"Come on, let's have a one-on-one head-to-head!"

Shi Hanyi: "...?"

Do you dare to be more obvious in your persimmons, which are only picky and soft?

Shi Hanyi was very displeased with Han Xiao's behavior of abandoning Chu Ze and challenging himself instead.

But if you are not happy, you are not happy, Shi Hanyi is still a little self-aware.

Although he has a strong explosive power in a short period of time, and he was the happiest when splashing water just now, but his physical strength is weak and his stamina cannot keep up.

Just now, he lashed at Han Xiao fiercely, and now Shi Hanyi is still a little breathless, how could he start a war with Han Xiao again.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi was not fooled, Han Xiao tried to sow discord again.

"Would you like to give it a try and see who is stronger when you two splash each other?"

"..."

Shi Hanyi was shocked by Han Xiao's perseverance and tenacity.

Wouldn't it be a loss? As for the persistence?

Shi Po won, Han Po lost, probably more temperamental than Han Xiao, Yi thought without compulsion.

"No."

Just as Shi Hanyi was feeling emotional, Chu Ze had already rejected Han Xiao's plan with ulterior motives.

Glancing at Shi Hanyi who was playing in the water in a daze, Chu Ze's eyes were dim.

Did he really think he didn't feel it? Shi Hanyi, a little scumbag, just now used the cover of splashing Han Xiao to sneakily splash water on him.

Ah.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi was obviously bored now, Chu Ze got up, went to the snack cabinet to get a plate of snacks for Shi Hanyi, and thought very proudly while taking them back.

He won't take advantage of others' danger, and when Shi Hanyi's physical strength recovers, he will have another duel with this guy.

Seeing Chu Ze heroically returning with a small snack, Shi Hanyi enthusiastically gave him applause of celebration.

He wanted to get food a long time ago, but because Han Xiao was on guard against him, Han Xiao stopped him every time he got up.

Having soaked here for a long time, Shi Hanyi stared at the snack cabinet over there, but he didn't even eat a single bite of snacks, he could be said to be extremely angry.

Right now, Chu Ze helped him bring the snacks, and Shi Hanyi immediately moved over happily.

Before he could say the words of praise, a black shadow flashed past beside him like a big black mouse.

Shi Hanyi took a closer look, and Han Xiao, who was soaking in the pool, had rushed to his side.

Shi Hanyi: "..."

"mine."

The snack plate floated quietly on the water, and Shi Hanyi knew what Han Xiao was up to. Before Han Xiao could speak, he took the lead in dragging the snack plate to his side.

"You are not allowed to eat."

"Hey, family, don't see outsiders!"

Han Xiao hugged Shi Hanyi's shoulders, and the two brothers patted each other nicely.

A moment later, bathed in Chu Ze's sharp gaze, Han Xiao hesitantly put down the arm that was holding Shi Hanyi, a look of loneliness appeared on his handsome face.

"Ugh……"

"...You eat what you eat."

Shi Hanyi couldn't stand Han Xiao's affectation.

He pushed the snack plate a little towards Han Xiao, and at the same time, he did not forget to squint at him.

"Not losing weight?"

Han Xiao, who successfully ate the snacks, smiled.

"No reduction, let's talk about it when we go back!"

Although high-calorie foods increase fat, I have to say that eating is happiness!

The three of them got together and happily divided up the plate of snacks.

There are many types of indoor hot springs. After soaking in the nourishing pool for a while, Han Xiao, who thought the hot spring was not exciting enough, got up and left.

He despised Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's "senior-like aesthetics", and then happily walked towards the bubble spring with a snack tray in his arms.

"If he eats like this, he will really get fat..."

Witnessing Han Xiao's heroic gesture of sweeping up the snack cabinet, Shi Hanyi sighed, and began to worry about taking precautions.

"Do you think he will find me responsible and pull me to lose weight together?"

"...Probably not."

Chu Ze touched his somewhat rounded abdominal muscles, and felt that Shi Hanyi's proposal was very attractive.

It's decided, when I go to exercise next time, I'll take Shi Hanyi, this little bastard, with me.

Without Han Xiao's interruptions and interruptions, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze soaked in the pool, and their tense spirits gradually relaxed.

The warm water flowed quietly between them, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze didn't speak, just stared at the water in a daze.

After an unknown amount of time, Han Xiao's voice came from the direction of the lounge, calling the two of them to have dinner.

Shi Hanyi responded and got up to leave.

Maybe it was because of soaking for too long, or maybe it was because he got up too fast. The moment he stood up, Shi Hanyi swayed and the soles of his feet slipped a bit.

"……Be careful!"

Seeing this, Chu Ze, who was standing beside Shi Hanyi, was startled, and stretched out his hand to grab Shi Hanyi subconsciously.

He scooped up Shi Hanyi and hugged Shi Hanyi's waist tightly with some fear.

"Be careful, don't overheat after soaking for a long time."

"Um……"

Shi Hanyi lay in Chu Ze's arms in a dazed state.

After passing through, he ate so full and so well that he almost forgot that he also suffered from hypoglycemia.

Peeled a candy ball from the snack plate and sucked it in. After a while, Shi Hanyi's dizziness was significantly relieved.

Leaving with the support of Chu Ze's arm, thinking about his embarrassing performance just now, Shi Hanyi sucked the sugar ball and smiled embarrassedly at Chu Ze.

"Thank you, I have troubled you just now."

"fine."

Looking at Shi Hanyi's flushed cheeks, Chu Ze looked away with a slightly hoarse voice.

The fingers rubbed subconsciously, recalling the touch in the palm just now, Chu Ze's ears were hot.

The Adam's apple rolled subconsciously, Chu Ze thought in a trance.

Shi Hanyi's waist is so thin.

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