Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

At this moment, the expression on Chu Ze's face was very sincere.

Facing his sincere praise, Shi Hanyi, who was still wearing Tutu pajamas and even put on the hood of the pajamas to cover his face, didn't believe a single word.

fart!

Shi Hanyi quietly rolled his eyes in his heart.

If he really believed Chu Ze's words, he would be a fool.

This is not a sincere compliment, this is obviously naked ridicule and flattery!

He was talking nonsense, and he was the one wearing the silly rabbit bathrobe. Can Chu Ze say it doesn't look good? ?

If the identities were reversed and Chu Ze put on the silly rabbit bathrobe, no, even if it wasn't the silly rabbit bathrobe, Shi Hanyi would change the scene in his heart.

Even if Chu Ze is wearing a green dinosaur bathrobe, he can still boast of the green Chu Ze while laughing in his heart!

Isn't it just adding insult to injury, watching the fire from the other side, watching a play and eating melons, who wouldn't! !

Shi Hanyi, who failed to escape and was caught straight, grabbed the rabbit ears on his pajamas with hatred, feeling very angry in his heart.

On the other side of him, Chu Ze looked down at Shi Hanyi, but his mental activity was quite different from the ridicule that Shi Hanyi had expected.

Before putting on the rabbit bathrobe, Shi Hanyi soaked in the hot spring for half a day, plus the exhaustion from running wildly. At this time, Shi Hanyi's face was flushed, and there was still a scar on his forehead that hit Chu Ze's chin. red seal.

At this moment, those peach blossom eyes that were already moist became more and more bright.

Wisps of hot air carried the fragrance of shower gel left by Shi Hanyi from taking a bath yesterday, and drifted lightly towards Chu Ze.

Shame and anger flashed in the big watery eyes, Shi Hanyi grabbed the long ears hanging from the hood, and looked at Chu Ze angrily.

Chu Ze's heart was pounding.

Because the distance between the two was too close, Shi Hanyi's scented fragrance wrapped Chu Ze warmly.

Chu Ze even took half a step back subconsciously, a little worried that Shi Hanyi could hear his heartbeat as loud as a drum.

"Your pajamas... where did you buy it?"

Chu Ze's voice was hoarse and his head was dizzy.

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who thought Chu Ze was mocking him again, reacted instantly.

Seeing Shi Hanyi's unfriendly eyes that instantly became super fierce, Chu Ze who took another half step back and finally escaped from Shi Hanyi's breath breathed a sigh of relief.

He rubbed his hot ears, defending himself with a calm voice and a little panic in his heart.

"I mean pretty, especially for you."

After putting it on, it looks like a big bunny nestling softly in his arms.

Chu Ze, who had been hit so badly by Shi Hanyi's body that his blood was empty, was dizzy and talking nonsense in his heart.

"...I gave it to you when I bought slippers!"

Shi Hanyi, who felt that Chu Ze was still ironically mocking him, was very mad.

"I didn't buy it, no!!!"

Is he the kind of person whose aesthetics are so fanciful? !

Of course not!

For the sake of his fame, Shi Hanyi tried his best to defend himself.

"Aren't you a senior VIP member of that website? You bought so many slippers at one time. In order to attract you, a (rich) repeat customer, the website sent them here along with the slippers!!"

After explaining in confusion, Shi Hanyi slapped his forehead, and suddenly found a strong evidence for himself.

"By the way, they sent two sets!"

Grabbing Chu Ze's wrist, Shi Hanyi's eyes were burning.

"There is also a set of green ugly dragon... oh no, I mean the bathrobe of the green dinosaur. It is fluffy and green with a long tail. It is your model!"

Glancing at the normal bathrobe that Chu Ze was wearing, Shi Hanyi closed his big watery eyes and was talking nonsense.

"Look how ugly your nightgown is, go back and throw it away, and wear a new one with me!"

"..."

With Shi Hanyi approaching, Chu Ze's brain that had finally calmed down became muddled again.

Pulling his wrist out of Shi Hanyi's hand with difficulty, feeling the tactile sensation produced by the friction between Shi Hanyi's tender palm and wrist, Chu Ze, who was about to rise and vaporize, clutched his wrist, and took a half step back dizzily. .

"you……"

Chu Ze's voice was hoarse, and the expression on his handsome face was flustered and confused.

"If you have something to say, don't worry."

In front of everyone, why did Shi Hanyi suddenly touch him!

Chu Ze clenched his teeth, frowned and took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

But obviously, this deep breath is useless.

After taking a long breath, feeling Shi Hanyi's approach again, Chu Ze became even more dizzy for a while.

"what are you doing?"

Grabbing Shi Hanyi's wrist, in order to prevent Shi Hanyi from "touching" him, Chu Ze simply struck first when Shi Hanyi approached.

"……what are you doing?!"

Caught off guard by Chu Ze's wrist, again in this desolate place,

After the embarrassment and indignation of "wearing a silly rabbit bathrobe and being caught on the spot by his immediate boss" gradually receded, Shi Hanyi panicked, and began to worry about sexual harassment in the workplace again.

"Mr. Chu, we agreed that we will sell our art but not our body!"

Why are you grabbing me all of a sudden?

Daba daba, you can't be sensual!

"What are you doing... no," Chu Ze turned his face away as the conversation was about to fall into an endless loop.

Looking at the beautiful scenery in the distance, Chu Ze took a deep breath of the cold and fresh air, and his head that was almost burnt to mush finally woke up a little.

"I'm afraid you'll fall if you rush too fast."

When Chu Ze turned his head, he was quick to think, and opened his mouth to make up a nonsense that sounded very unreliable.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's skeptical gaze of "Are you a donkey?" Chu Ze knew that this answer was unreliable, cleared his throat, and brought the topic back.

"Why are you rushing forward all of a sudden?"

What other big monsters are chasing you?

Thinking about it, Chu Ze couldn't help but glance behind Shi Hanyi.

Looking at the empty backyard, let alone monsters, where there were no people, Chu Ze frowned, his eyes darkened.

Could it be that this guy... was deliberately bumping into his arms?

Chu Ze's heartbeat, which had just calmed down, quickened again.

A hug?

Want to seduce him?

No wonder...

Chu Ze heaved a sigh of relief when he felt that everything made sense.

No wonder he reacted so strangely just now, it turned out that it was Shi Hanyi, a little bastard, who was deliberately seducing him!

The tense heartstrings relaxed, and the faint uneasiness in my heart began to dissipate.

Chu Ze raised his eyebrows, and looked at Shi Hanyi with condemnation.

How dare to seduce and seduce him boldly, what a disobedient and bad boy...

Deduct your wages!

"...???"

Although he didn't understand the calm and complex micro-expression on Chu Zeshuai's face, at this moment, Shi Hanyi's sixth sense still made Shi Hanyi tremble, and he was instantly alert.

"Just let me go!"

Shi Hanyi, who was ruthlessly detained by Chu Ze, was in a hurry.

"Hurry up, Xiaohan just went out to answer the phone, I have to go back to the house before he comes back!"

It's embarrassing enough to be caught by Chu Ze wearing silly rabbit pajamas, but if Han Xiao sees him, will he still live? !

Chu Ze: "..."

Finally knowing why Shi Hanyi bumped into his arms, and Chu Ze whose purpose was totally different from the "seduce" he expected, silently fell silent.

Under Shi Hanyi's urging eyes and Shi Hanyi's anxious pat, Chu Ze released the big hand that was holding Shi Hanyi's wrist.

Almost at the moment when he let go, Shi Hanyi jumped out with a jerk.

With its elegant speed and cunning figure, it resembles a big rabbit that accidentally fell into human hands after becoming a sperm, and finally found a chance to escape now.

"..."

Chu Ze looked at Shi Hanyi's figure and sighed melancholy.

Bai has such a delicate and pure face, this guy is really not delicate at all after moving.

While Chu Ze was feeling melancholy, Han Xiao's puzzled figure came from behind him.

"……what??"

Han Xiao looked in the direction of the front yard and rubbed his eyes, with a confused expression on his face.

"Is it my illusion? It seems that something jumped over just now."

Chu Ze who didn't expect him to run into him: "..."

"Cough cough."

Clearing his throat in embarrassment, Chu Ze resigned himself to dealing with the aftermath of this little bastard, Shi Hanyi.

"That was just now..." Chu Ze pondered for a moment.

A few seconds later, Chu Ze, who was very confident about his level of lying, gave up struggling.

Forget it.

"There was nothing just now," Chu Ze blinked, and said calmly, "You read it wrong."

"...Huh? Is this all wrong??"

Han Xiao, who didn't expect to get such an answer, was slightly confused.

Recalling the big white rabbit that he vaguely saw just now, Han Xiao, who felt as if there was indeed such a thing jumping past, became more and more confused.

He stood there, frowning and thinking for a while.

A moment later, under Chu Ze's worried gaze of "Is he revealing his secrets", Han Xiao slammed his palm hard, with an excited expression on his face.

"I see, the one just now was an alien!"

Chu Ze: "...???"

Although his Han Xiao's brain hole has always been very big, but it can be so big that it is no longer within the scope of normal people, right? ?

In Chu Ze's hesitant eyes, Han Xiao, who felt that he was the chosen one and that it was normal for Chu Ze, an atheist, to not see the aliens, had already happily turned over the incident just now.

Leaving the windy figure in his mind behind, Han Xiao slapped his thigh and suddenly remembered the call that called him out just now.

"By the way, do you have any plans for tonight?"

Raising the phone that was still locked, Han Xiao raised his eyebrows, revealing a joyful and slightly frivolous smile.

"Xiao Li and the others are going to have a pajamas party tonight, you have to bring Brother Xiao to play together."

Pajamas... party?

Chu Ze frowned at such gaudy things, subconsciously wanting to refuse.

Before he could say his refusal, Shi Hanyi's doubtful voice sounded from behind the two of them.

"Play? Where to play?"

Lightspeed changed into normal clothes and rushed back. Shi Hanyi frowned when he heard Han Xiao say "play together" when he first arrived, and looked at Chu Ze and Han Xiao with vigilance.

"Where are you going to play?"

Does this mean leaving him alone?

Seeing this, Han Xiao's eyes lit up, who thought Shi Hanyi was interested in the pajama party.

Brother Da Chu never participated in such activities before, but this time must be an exception.

His elder brother was going there when he was young, and with the sticky looks of these two, he must be going with him too!

It was a rare opportunity to fool Chu Ze to go wandering together. For a while, Han Xiao was full of fighting spirit.

He pulled Shi Hanyi and blablaly lobbied a lot.

Shi Hanyi was dizzy from his chattering voice, and looked to Chu Ze for help.

Mr. Chu, take care of your big brother, Tang Seng has become a master, and he can't talk like this!

I don’t care about him anymore, I’m going to be nagged to death by him QAQ

Receiving Shi Hanyi's pitiful eyes, Chu Ze who was standing next to him was slightly taken aback.

Successfully interpreting the look of "help me" as "wanting to play", Chu Ze frowned and pondered for a while.

After a while, Chu Ze looked helplessly at Shi Hanyi, with a proud expression on his calm and handsome face.

Acting like a baby again.

Why are you so squeamish.

There is really no way to take this guy.

After feeling good about himself three times in a row, Chu Ze looked at Han Xiao and nodded slightly, accepting Han Xiao's invitation.

"Okay, then call us before you leave."

"okay!!"

It was rare for Chu Ze to be dragged into the thief boat, Han Xiao waved his arms with joy, nodded arrogantly and spoke.

"Don't worry, the people at this party are all acquaintances, don't worry about not being able to have fun, I will cover you when the time comes!"

Chu Ze: "..."

Seeing him patting his chest bang bang, with a look of loyalty like "brother, don't be afraid that you have me", for some reason, a trace of panic suddenly appeared in Chu Ze's heart.

"Is it just a party in pajamas?" Chu Ze asked worriedly, "The kind that just chats in pajamas?"

He will go there with Shi Hanyi at night, in case there is any unhealthy "show" at the party...

Chu Ze, who had heard about the behavior of some people in the circle, was worried.

Shi Hanyi misunderstood him as a frivolous rich bad man, what should he do?

Although Chu Ze didn't want to understand, or subconsciously didn't delve into why he was worried about this issue, but this did not prevent Chu Ze from worrying in advance.

Glancing at Shi Hanyi's innocent and bright eyes, Chu Ze silently patched up his worries in his heart.

Shi Hanyi is only a senior in college, and he hasn't stepped into the society yet.

You can't spoil the kids.

Regarding Chu Ze's question, Han Xiao thought about it seriously for a moment.

"It should be like this..."

Fearing that Chu Ze would find out that the situation at the scene was different from what he had expected, Han Xiao simply explained the format of the party in advance.

"At that time, everyone will be wearing pajamas, or a bathrobe like you, drinking and chatting, walking around at will, and those who want to sing can also sing?"

"It's actually a different kind of reception," Han Xiao clarified his thoughts while talking.

"It's just that they don't wear evening gowns but pajamas, which are a little more relaxed than formal receptions, in line with the lively atmosphere of our young people."

As for those unhealthy content, there may be some, but they all pay attention to a subtle "whatever you like and what you like".

Usually no one would provoke someone like him who is an obvious couple like Brother Big Chu and Brother Xiao who has no tendency to have an affair.

Chu Ze can still understand the overtones that Han Xiao didn't say clearly.

Glancing at Shi Hanyi beside him with wide-eyed eyes, Chu Ze nodded his head, expressing his understanding with a calm face.

After returning to the villa, Shi Hanyi became anxious in an instant.

"Are we going tonight?"

"of course."

Seeing Shi Hanyi's reluctant appearance, Chu Ze was stunned for a moment, and couldn't tell whether he was trying to refuse or welcome, or if he really didn't want to go.

"Don't you want to go?"

Chu Ze blinked blankly.

"Then I'll tell Han Xiao that we're not going?"

"It's not that I don't want to go..."

Out of the curiosity of collecting materials and eating melons, Shi Hanyi was quite interested in the "upper circle party" that Han Xiao called.

But the problem is...

He has no clothes he can wear!

They held a pajamas party, let him go out in that silly rabbit bathrobe, he would rather be naked!Ah bah, he might as well not go!

After listening to Shi Hanyi's worries, Chu Ze also worried for a while.

After a while, Chu Ze, who came to his senses, raised his eyes and silently looked at Shi Hanyi.

"...What's wrong?"

Bathed in Chu Ze's incomparably deep gaze, Shi Hanyi tilted his head, with a hint of bewilderment in his puzzled expression.

"What did I get on my face?"

"No," Chu Ze shook his head, looked at Shi Hanyi, and said in a deep voice.

"Did you know that pajamas and bathrobes are actually two things."

Shi Hanyi: "...!!!"

Gan!

When Shi Hanyi came to his senses, he slapped his thigh fiercely.

It's all because of that silly rabbit bathrobe, which made him stupid too.

The Xiangxiang card is right, pajamas and bathrobes are different.

Although his bathrobe is an abnormal silly bunny style, his pajamas are the kind that normal humans can accept!

Shi Hanyi, who finally turned his head around, let out a long breath.

He looked at Chu Ze with a smile on his face, and was about to ask if there was anything that needed attention.

The next second after turning his head, seeing Chu Ze's brows slightly frowned, the corners of his eyes slightly twitched, and his expression stiff, Shi Hanyi was stunned for a moment, and carefully moved a little away with the stool.

"Are you... bewitched?"

Chu Ze's eyelids twitched, and he looked at Shi Hanyi with a hint of threat and murderous intent to withhold salary.

"Next time you pat your thigh, remember to pat your own leg."

After being slapped twice by Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze, whose thigh muscles were still burning, maintained a calm expression, and tried his best to breathe in calmly.

"If you make another mistake, your salary will be deducted."

Shi Hanyi: "...!!"

Shi Hanyi moved the stool and sat back beside Chu Ze in an instant.

"Does it still hurt?"

Shi Hanyi asked obediently.

"Do you want me to rub it for you?"

"……Need not!"

Chu Ze, who was defeated by him, turned into anger from embarrassment.

Stared at by Shi Hanyi's watery peach blossom eyes, Chu Ze felt ashamed to rub his painful thigh.

Finally, after a long reaction time, Shi Hanyi, who had a very long reflection arc, finally realized the ambiguity in what he said just now.

His fair face instantly turned red, and after saying "I'll go back to my room to rest first", Shi Hanyi scurried back into the room like a big rabbit.

Witnessing Shi Hanyi's vigorous posture once again, Chu Ze touched the streamlined muscles on his body, and fell into deep self-doubt when the time came.

outrageous.

How did Shi Hanyi manage to have such a strong explosive power with his skinny appearance and no muscle at all?

Chu Ze frowned and thought for a while, and felt that this was a very unreasonable metaphysical problem, just like Shi Han Yiguang's ability to eat or not gain weight.

After resting in the house (staying at home) all afternoon, at night, Han Xiao's long-awaited pajamas part finally arrived.

Calling Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze early, Han Xiao put on his incomparably coquettish silk flower pajamas, determined to make waves before going home.

"Today, that night, and now, is a historic scene worthy of being recorded in the annals of history!"

Sitting in the small four-person tour bus in the park, Han Xiao waved his arms in the vast night, and spoke with great pride.

"Brother Xiao, let me tell you, this is the first time Brother Da Chu has attended our party!"

Feeling that Chu Ze was willing to come, he also wanted to accompany his good brother to spend another time before going home. Han Xiao, who felt very good about himself, reciprocated and helped Chu Ze show off in front of Shi Hanyi.

"Brother Chu, he used to keep himself clean, like our private gatherings, he never participated!"

"really?"

Shi Hanyi, who was filled with countless thoughts in an instant, slowly widened his eyes.

"Were your previous gatherings... so promiscuous?"

Even people who don't party can use "keep clean"? ?

Shi Hanyi who was shocked began to panic.

In this case, is tonight's party still a serious party?

Can he sneak away before he arrives?

"Pfft...cough cough cough!"

Han Xiao almost choked on his own saliva.

He didn't expect that Shi Hanyi would understand from this direction. Bathed in the eyes of his big brother, Han Xiao felt a pain in his head and hurriedly explained.

"No, no, we are a normal party, what is promiscuity, am I that kind of dishonest person!"

Han Xiao denied Wulian.

"It was just an exaggeration," Han Xiao, who was surprised by Shi Hanyi's strange comprehension ability and didn't dare to play tricks anymore, said weakly.

"I just want to highlight Brother Da Chu's cleanliness and purity..."

Shi Hanyi: "..."

"This kind of word usually doesn't describe a domineering boss like President Chu, does it?"

Shi Hanyi hesitated to speak.

A clean and clean person...

This adjective doesn't fit Chu Ze's body, no matter how you look at it!

...Why is he not noble?

How clean he is! !

Chu Ze, who was denied by Shi Hanyi, became anxious in an instant.

Seeing Han Xiao bragging for him, it ruined his "innocent" image that he had managed to establish.

Chu Ze frowned, and cast a faint glance at Han Xiao.

Where are you from? I don’t want to drag you down like this!

"..."

Unexpectedly, one day, Han Xiao, who could become a pig teammate himself, closed himself in tears.

Can he be blamed for this? Who would have thought that Brother Xiao's focus would be so clear!

So, that's it.

In Chu Ze's deep depression, in Han Xiao's aggrieved autism, in Shi Hanyi's uneasy worries,

The trio walked into the courtyard gate of the pajama party with a gloomy atmosphere that was incompatible with the party.

"Hey, isn't this President Chu?"

The moment they stepped into the yard, a black shadow flashed in front of them like a big black mouse.

Facing this extremely weird situation, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao were so frightened that they both trembled. Only Chu Ze frowned at the black shadow as if he had sensed something.

With the shadows approaching, the lights in the yard turned at the right time.

In the soft and flickering light, the black figure in Chu Ze's attire was clearly seen and laughed.

"President Chu, I haven't seen your hobbies become so extensive in a few days?"

In the eyes of the audience gradually gathering, the handsome man who rushed over shook the red wine in his glass, with a disdain that was perfunctorily hidden in his haughty expression.

"Have you started wearing children's dinosaur slippers?"

Hearing his ridicule, Shi Hanyi, who was the instigator of Chu Ze's green ugly dragon slippers, suddenly felt a tinge of anger in his heart.

However, before Shi Hanyi could speak back, he heard Chu Ze who was standing beside him chuckle.

"Envy?"

Under the focused eyes of the audience, Chu Ze said calmly.

"This is our couples drag."

The author has something to say:

Nemesis (sarcasm): Yoyo, isn’t this Mr. Chu? I haven’t seen this in a few days?I didn't expect you to be so big, and you still wear dinosaur slippers that children only wear?It's really embarrassing!

Mr. Chu (calmly): Are you envious? My wife bought it for you. Do you have it?

enemy:……? ? ?are you crazy! !Desperate.jpg