Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

"How about it? Do you want to go? It's fun there!"

The more he talked, the more Han Xiao felt that this clever plan was feasible.

"The newly opened resort mainly focuses on hot springs, and there are a series of bells and whistles such as a racetrack."

"It's currently in trial operation. A young man I know opened it. Come with me and I'll swipe my face. You can get a friendly price!"

In order to avoid the blind date that could be foreseen next weekend with his eyes closed, Han Xiao lobbied vigorously.

He wished he could tie up Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze right now, and take a quick trip on the spot.

"Going out to play..."

Chu Ze pondered for a moment, slightly moved.

He quite likes going out with Shi Hanyi, he feels that the two of them are very compatible in every aspect.

But Shi Hanyi is such a nerd (lazy), and they just went out to play some time ago...

Chu Ze glanced at Shi Hanyi, who was lowering his head and devoting himself to dispelling the fun, his thick black brows furrowed slightly.

There are only two days of vacation on the weekend, and I don't know if this guy is willing to go there.

While Chu Ze was deep in thought, Han Xiao, who could see that he was hesitating, intensified his lobbying efforts.

"Go! Just think of it as doing brother a favor!!"

Han Xiao said in a loud voice that the plan has been made perfectly.

"My mother doesn't call and we just play, if she calls and asks me to go on a blind date, we say we are busy with our careers!"

Hearing this, Chu Ze frowned slightly.

"……work overtime?"

Chu Ze's face darkened slightly.

weekend extra hours?

He doesn't want to work overtime at all.

He and Shi Hanyi used to set each other up, but now the two of them can't hear the word "overtime" at all. When they heard PTSD, they immediately had a flare-up, and the person who asked them to work overtime stared at him on the spot so ashamed that he kept his words in his stomach.

Besides...

Chu Ze lowered his eyelids, thinking silently in his heart.

Even if there is nothing before, he doesn't want to work overtime on weekends.

He just wanted to lie on the sofa at home with Shi Hanyi, a little bastard, holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, to let his mind go blank together, and let him spend the whole day in a daze.

Chu Ze thought happily in his heart.

As a former, hard-working, bossy boss who loved his career and worked overtime, Chu Ze didn't realize that his thoughts had been corrupted by Shi Hanyi unknowingly.

Because of this, Chu Ze frowned when he heard the invisible word "overtime" in Han Xiao's mouth, and was ready to say goodbye on the spot.

"No," Chu Ze said tactfully, "We are going to rest this weekend."

"……Um?"

Han Xiao, who didn't expect Chu Ze to reject him with this reason, froze for a moment.

"It's rest!"

Han Xiao, who was afraid of being caught on a blind date again, tried hard to explain.

"Soak in hot springs, keep healthy!"

"There are a lot of delicious food, and there are also a lot of places for leisure and entertainment. Whether you like to be quiet or like to move, you can definitely find your favorite way to rest inside!"

Chu Ze glanced at Han Xiao in surprise.

This guy is working hard, it's almost like he has a part in the resort.

But in any case, overtime is not allowed.

Looking at his persistent good brother, Chu Ze felt that he seemed to be a little tactful just now, and began to try to be direct.

"Didn't you just say that if we don't receive a blind date notice, we'll just play."

"Yup!"

Feeling that Chu Ze seemed to agree with him, but Han Xiao, who didn't look like him, blinked blankly. For a while, Han Xiao, who couldn't understand more and more, was confused.

"so……?"

"Then what if my aunt calls."

Chu Ze tried to guide Han Xiao.

"Then we..." Don't we have to work overtime?

"Then let's continue to play purely?"

Han Xiao's eyes were blank.

"Working overtime is just a verbal way to deal with my mother, wait..."

Thinking about Chu Ze's previous style, Han Xiao's eyes gradually became horrified.

"Brother Chu, you won't really have to work overtime then will you?!"

Help, that's a weekday at a spa resort!

Han Xiao, who was really taken by Chu Ze before and did similar things, closed his eyes in pain.

"……what!?"

Accurately captured the keyword of "overtime", for a while, Shi Hanyi, who was standing next to the two of them, couldn't even bother typing.

He raised his head from the game and looked at Chu Ze with condemnation in his eyes.

"Do you have to work overtime on weekends?"

"do not add!"

Although he didn't know why the blame was thrown on his head, Chu Ze's reply was still decisive.

Seeing that Shi Hanyi obviously didn't believe him, and his eyes started to look wrong, Chu Ze had no choice but to repeat the ins and outs to this guy who was so absorbed in the game and didn't hear anything else.

"...So," after understanding what happened, Shi Hanyi's emphasis was surprisingly consistent with Chu Ze's.

"We will definitely not work overtime when we go out this time, right?"

"No more, no more!!"

Han Xiao shook his head quickly, so fast that he almost left an afterimage.

"I am a loyal supporter and fan of the No Overtime Alliance Association!"

Han Xiao refused with a loud voice, while continuing to sell without forgetting his original intention.

"Aren't you really going there? It's just been built and hasn't been officially advertised to the outside world. There are very few people, and they are basically people in our circle. It's very clean!"

"Besides, I've been forced to get married recently, and I've been depressed and ascetic. I haven't been in a relationship for a long time. There's money in my wallet!"

In order to attract people, Han Xiao even used what he felt was the most useless money offensive.

"Hey, go with the kids, I'll cover all the expenses for going out!"

Hearing this, Chu Ze's eyes lit up slightly.

Well, is it all inclusive?

A certain Mr. Ba with the surname Chu who has a net worth of billions of dollars and not bad money written all over his face slightly raised his eyelids, and looked reservedly at Shi Hanyi who was standing beside him.

If he doesn't work overtime, he still wants to hang out with Xiaokenghuo.

And Han Xiao covered all the expenses, now the excuse to hang out together is even more powerful!

Ever since, Han Xiao was taken by Chu Ze, and both of them looked at Shi Hanyi together.

Facing Han Xiao's expectant and pitiful begging gaze, and seeing Chu Ze's reserved and steady expectant gaze, Shi Hanyi, who didn't know how he became the decision maker, froze for a moment, and spoke strangely.

"Okay, I'm fine."

Touching the tip of his nose, Shi Hanyi had a shy expression on his face.

"But I haven't been to this kind of place before, will it be..."

"nothing."

Before Han Xiao could reply "Hey, don't worry, we'll teach you", Chu Ze spoke with a calm expression and cut off his words in advance.

"Don't worry, I haven't been there either."

Chu Ze looked down at Shi Hanyi with a serious expression on his face.

"I've never been to a place like this before."

He is a good man with a clean style.

Han Xiao: "...?"

Seeing Chu Ze's serious face, Han Xiao, who felt like he had become a bad man with chaotic private life, collapsed and covered his face.

"Me, I haven't been there either!"

Although Han Xiao didn't know why the topic suddenly turned in such a strange direction.

But no matter what, Han Xiao still doesn't recognize the title of "bad man".

He just spent a little, but he's not scum!

He loves one-on-one, okay? He never does things like stepping on two boats!

Facing Shi Hanyi's subtle gaze, Han Xiao, whose face was covered in blood by Chu Ze, took out his small notebook, and held his grudge in his heart.

You can't act like this in front of your target, Big Brother Chu!

You have ruined my image in the heart of Xiao Ge, how can I go to your house to eat in a fair manner in the future!

Who else can he count on when he can't eat anymore? Can he count on you, a "good brother" who is obsessed with sex? It's absolutely impossible!

After agreeing on the departure time, Han Xiao gritted his teeth and turned to leave.

Heh, he remembered this grudge.

Go out to play this time, don't even think about asking him to help you with assists!

Not to mention assists, he still has to stand on the united front with Brother Xiao!

As for whether Brother Xiao will try to trick Brother Chu...

Recalling the humble status of being forced into marriage and blind date, Han Xiao, who gradually began to be cowardly, lost his momentum, and his shouting voice gradually became depressed.

If you don't want to cheat, just let it happen, as long as he can escape the blind date...

Behind Han Xiao, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, who were more than half an hour away from get off work but had no intention of working, discussed the matter of "soaking in hot springs".

"If you're going to take a bath in the hot spring...you have to prepare a bathrobe, right?"

Shi Hanyi had a hesitant expression.

"Do you have my bathrobe at home?"

"It should be necessary," Chu Ze, who was also aware of the problem, frowned slightly.

"There are extra bathrobes at home, but I have worn them all, and my dress size is too big, it won't fit you well..."

After brainstorming about the scene, Chu Ze's ears felt hot, and he became dizzy for a while.

"Or," Chu Ze said in a hoarse voice as he forcibly dispelled the image in his mind.

"A new one?"

"...It's too late, isn't it?"

Shi Hanyi, who is used to online shopping for everything, became more and more hesitant.

He frowned and pondered for a while, and after a while, Shi Hanyi raised his head and looked at Chu Ze with a solemn expression.

"Will you go to the public baths then, the one with a lot of people?"

"No, don't worry, I must go to the independent small pool."

Thinking that Shi Hanyi was shy, Chu Ze hurriedly comforted him.

"There must be a separate hot spring pool in the yard. If you don't want to go out, we can just soak in the yard."

After soaking and just returning to the house to hang out together, Chu Ze happily made plans in his heart.

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi was completely relieved.

He frowned and sighed, as if he had made an extremely difficult decision in his heart.

"That's no need, there are bathrobes at home that I can wear."

Seeing this, Chu Ze only bought it together when Han Yi moved here before, and didn't think about it for a while.

Seeing that the matter of going out to play had been discussed, Chu Ze hurriedly packed his things.

Relying on his status as the big boss, Chu Ze took his little secretary to leave work early.

Skip work with pay, the taste is so cool!

The two people who got off work early were in high spirits.

Soon, the weekend arrived in anticipation of several people, especially Han Xiao.

On Saturday morning, after Han Xiao had a cheeky breakfast, the group set off from Chu's house and headed for the hot spring resort located in the outskirts of the city.

Chu Ze was the one in charge of driving, and before getting into the car, he took a special look at Shi Hanyi.

As a result, in the next second, he saw Shi Hanyi opened the rear car door, and happily sat on the rear car seat with Han Xiao.

Chu Ze who thought he would sit next to him: "..."

Chu Ze frowned and looked at Shi Hanyi.

In the rearview mirror, Shi Hanyi had a happy and brilliant smile on his face, no less than a primary school student who was taken out for a spring outing after holding back for a week.

And when Shi Hanyi put on his seat belt, he started to take out his cell phone, his technique can be said to be extremely skillful.

Seeing that he didn't pay attention to himself after getting into the car, Chu Ze's face turned black without him realizing it.

"What are you doing?"

Chu Ze, who felt that he was excluded by a small group, or someone, was a little upset.

"Ang, Brother Big Chu, we are going to fight the king!"

A loud TIMI sounded, and Han Xiao, who had just put on his seat belt, also showed a happy smile.

"Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle, let's play an entertainment game and relax."

Han Xiao, who pulled them to help him block the blind date, was a little embarrassed.

"I'll take Brother Xiao first." As the only game master present, Han Xiao, who is asking for others, tried his best to make a bowl of water, "I will take you after I get to the resort!"

"...It doesn't have to be."

Chu Ze turned the key to start the ignition, his voice full of disgust from a mature man.

"I don't have as much Internet addiction as Shi Hanyi."

Hearing this, Shi Hanyi, who felt that he was being ridiculed subtly, used the rear car mirror to give Chu Ze a dissatisfied look.

With the start of the car, the exciting fight soon began.

Amidst the crackling sound effects and the nervous and anxious whispers of the two, half an hour later, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao in the back seat put down their phones together.

"Brother Xiao, I feel a little uncomfortable..."

"……Me too."

After playing the game, the two of them who had been knocked into motion sickness forcibly huddled in the back seat, completely calm down.

"There's mints where you put your snacks."

When he glanced at Han Yi, who was extremely listless, with a downcast appearance as if a small dark cloud was above his head, the corners of Chu Ze's lips curled up slightly.

He stared ahead and spoke with a calm expression.

"If you feel uncomfortable, eat one, it will be much better."

"……hold head high."

Shi Hanyi skilfully rummaged through the small snack cabinet.

After a while, with the peppermint ball in his mouth, Shi Hanyi, who really felt much better, collapsed on the chair, heaving a long sigh of relief.

"saved……"

While waiting for the traffic light, Chu Ze glanced in the rearview mirror.

In the small flat mirror, Shi Hanyi was holding a sugar ball, and a cute round bag was protruded from one cheek.

Chu Ze hooked the corners of his lips, and a smile flashed in his dark eyes.

Seeing this and witnessing the whole process, the corners of Han Xiao's eyes twitched slightly, even though he was in the car but had a surprisingly low sense of presence.

Holding the pillow in the back seat of the car, Han Xiao shrinks into the corner again.

Feeling the familiar yet unfamiliar special atmosphere in the car, Han Single Dog Xiao wept in his heart.

He was wrong, he shouldn't be in the car, he should be under the car.

Obviously he and Brother Xiao were sitting next to each other, but Brother Da Chu didn't see him every time he glanced over. I have to say, this is really amazing.

In this way, in the second half of the time, the atmosphere in the car was extremely quiet.

The moment he finally arrived at his destination, Han Xiao, who was curled up in a corner and wished he could turn into an air paper man, almost cried with joy.

Finally, finally here! !

Walking out of the car with long legs, Han Xiao straightened his back and breathed a sigh of relief, smelling the pure air without the sour smell of dog food.

"what……"

This fresh and incomparably free breath!

Since it was agreed in advance that the cost would be fully covered, Han Xiao had already booked a separate small courtyard in advance, and the car drove directly to the garage of the small courtyard.

While the two behind him were still looking around, Han Xiao, who had finally regained his freedom, smacked his lips and walked into the house first.

"Look in the yard, I'm leaving first, I...I'm in a hurry to pee!"

Not hesitating to use the excuse of urinating, a certain single dog surnamed Han fled quickly into the room.

"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that Xiaohan's back is full of panic?"

Shi Hanyi stroked his chin, and looked at Chu Ze who was standing beside him.

Sensing his gaze, Chu Ze glanced at Han Xiao's leaving back.

After thinking for a while, Chu Ze came to a very reliable conclusion.

"Maybe he's really in a hurry."

……OK.

Shocked by Chu Ze's serious reply, Shi Hanyi froze for a moment.

This answer sounds like a legendary true brother!

Being the driver all the way ahead alone, Chu Ze didn't rush into the house after getting off the car.

He walked around the yard with Shi Hanyi and breathed in the fresh mountain air together.

After walking around, the two walked slowly into the house.

Han Xiao rented a small one-story villa, perhaps to match the theme of "hot springs" in the resort. The small villa has a simple and simple texture from the outside.

Of course, the simplicity is only on the outside. After entering the house, it is full of modern atmosphere.

There were two keys to the bedroom, Han Xiao took one away, leaving only one key for Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze.

At first, Shi Hanyi, who thought that the situation in the presidential suite was the same as before, didn't think much about it.

But while walking, looking at the layout of the house, which was obviously a normal home, and Shi Hanyi, who was not in the same style as the hotel, felt a little amazed.

At this moment, because Shi Hanyi has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, Shi Hanyi even has Xianxin to sigh silently in his heart.

It is indeed a place that focuses on leisure and entertainment, and it really feels more relaxing to live than in a hotel.

Relaxation is the best way to relax, old man, it’s okay!

Until Chu Ze opened the door with the key, until Chu Ze who opened the door stood at the door and stopped completely.

At this moment, Shi Hanyi, who had been following behind Chu Ze and looking around with novel eyes, stopped and recovered from his daze.

"what happened?"

Shi Hanyi stood behind Chu Ze and poked his head slightly.

"What's wrong with the room, is there a problem?"

Facing his inquiry, Chu Ze did not reply directly.

After a brief moment of silence, Chu Ze turned sideways, exposing the scene in the room to Shi Hanyi.

Huge wardrobes, soft carpets, bright and soft light falling from the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the light gauze on the curtains swaying slowly in the breeze.

In the huge room, the atmosphere was soft and peaceful.

"Isn't this good, why..."

In the middle of speaking, Shi Hanyi also stopped.

His eyes scanned the room again, and then focused on the position of the bed for a while.

After a while, Shi Hanyi twitched the corner of his mouth, already realizing the seriousness of the problem.

Damn it, there are two beds in the room!

One room, two beds, that is to say...

Shi Hanyi turned his head to look at Chu Ze, and in Chu Ze's dark pupils, he saw the same complicated emotions as himself, which was full of surprise and uncertainty.

Unlike the time they stayed in the hotel, this time the two of them lived directly together!

Standing in the same place in a daze, Shi Hanyi's pupils trembled, and his brain froze.

Without rational thoughts and restraints, Shi Hanyi's already escaping thinking is like a mad rabbit jumping around without any rules.

Isn't it right? !

Shi Hanyi said in his heart, "Wow. Groove."

Didn't you say that you can't be lewd!

Mr. Chu has always been a very serious person! !

How come this is a 180-level leapfrogging, directly jumping to the legendary...

live together! ! ? ? ?

Taking a deep breath, Shi Hanyi took a small step back, wrapped his arms around his chest, and hugged himself cautiously.

Daba daba!

No, no, he disagrees!

The author has something to say:

Hour (vigilance): Don't be sensual!

Mr. Chu (pupil quake): Old Han, you are really my brother

Never expected that the two of them would make progress, Mr. Han who didn't even hold hands: ...?