Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

In the huge VIP room, at this moment, the atmosphere was very stagnant.

Han Xiao sat on the chair with a dull face, facing such a complicated scene in front of him, he felt that he was going to be stupid for a while.

"...Brother Xiao!?"

Han Xiao was confused and shocked.

"Why are you here too?"

"Ang, that's right."

Reassuringly, Shi Hanyi gave Han Xiao a "don't panic" look, and said with a smile.

"Like Mr. Chu, I was also invited to be a foreign aid!"

Seeing Han Xiao's nervous look, Shi Hanyi even sold Xiaomeng to appease him.

"However, unlike Mr. Chu, I am a foreign aid invited by Xiao Yang."

"Xiao Yang, you know, it's your blind date today!"

Hearing Shi Hanyi introduce himself, Xiao Yang straightened his back in time.

She stroked the hair next to her ears, and gave Han Xiao a sweet and ladylike smile.

"hello."

"Hello."

Seeing this, Han Xiao hurriedly suppressed a dog-like smile and went back.

After the two smiled at each other to show their friendship, the atmosphere in the huge VIP box became dead silent again.

"..."

Feeling the awkward atmosphere during the banquet, Shi Hanyi who was sitting next to Xiao Yang frowned anxiously.

At this time, he was sitting beside Xiao Yang, Chu Ze was sitting beside Han Xiao, and Xiao Yang and Han Xiao were sitting face to face.

After ordering, the waiter asked if they needed to keep someone, and then quickly left.

Feeling the embarrassment flowing silently among the few people, Shi Hanyi cleared his throat, thinking that it was time for him to step forward.

As the saying goes, with great power comes great responsibility.

As the only one who knows and is familiar with everyone present, who can be called the hub of the relationship chain on the court, Shi Hanyi straightened his back.

It is our duty to enliven the atmosphere in the embarrassing scene!

Taking a deep breath, Shi Hanyi looked at Han Xiao and spoke solemnly.

"You look so good today!"

"……what?"

Caught off guard by such a boast, Han Xiao, who was still in a daze and shame, suddenly came back to his senses, and his voice trembled in shock.

"LOL, really!"

Han Xiao, who was also too embarrassed, bit the bullet and tried to make a joke to adjust the atmosphere of the meeting in a confused way.

"My mother picked it for me!"

……Help.

Han Xiao regretted it before he finished speaking.

What you said, why does it sound so much like Ma Baonan!

He is obviously not good! !

Han Xiao, who consciously said the wrong thing, curled up his toes crazily. For a while, the atmosphere in the room that had finally become "lively" turned cold again.

Emmm...

After failing to save the atmosphere, Shi Hanyi gave Han Xiao a bald look.

What the hell is this guy nervous about?

Could it be that he really succeeded in a one-sided blind date and fell in love with Xiao Yang?

Shi Hanyi slowly widened his eyes.

hiss……

If this is the case, it will be difficult. The blind date is two-sided.

He fell in love with Xiao Yang, did Xiao Yang fall in love with him?

Shi Hanyi pondered for a moment, decided to try it out, and by the way...see if the atmosphere that was already dying during the banquet could be saved again.

"Wow!"

Shi Hanyi let out a small exclamation, which successfully shocked the other three people who were still silent.

Bathed in the eyes of everyone watching, Shi Hanyi pinched the petals placed in front of Han Xiao.

He bit the bullet and blinked, exclaiming softly in an artificial tone.

"Look, these petals are so fresh!"

"..."

At this moment, even though they knew that Shi Hanyi was trying to help them open up the topic and enliven the atmosphere, Han Xiao and the others couldn't help being slightly embarrassed.

"Ahahaha, right!"

Because the petals were placed in front of him, Han Xiao accepted Shi Hanyi's words with a tingling scalp when everyone present was silent.

"That must be fresh!"

Following Han Xiao's opening, the silent eyes on the field focused on him again.

In this extremely weird and embarrassing atmosphere, Han Xiao panicked, his lips turned bald, and these words just popped out of his head.

"Of course it's fresh, I just picked it out of the rose a few minutes ago!"

"..."

Han Xiao slowly shut himself up.

It's over, he originally came to the "blind date" with a peaceful, harmonious, and friendly attitude that everyone had agreed in advance, and each fooled his parents after returning home.

Now that the situation has collapsed like this, people don't think he is a mentally abnormal second fool, right? !

Han Xiao looked at Shi Hanyi desperately.

Brother Xiao, help me!

Shi Hanyi: "..."

After going through two waves of unsteady (stable) performance just now, Shi Hanyi, who was almost active and autistic due to the active atmosphere, was not going to talk anymore.

But at this moment, facing Han Xiao's dementia who rushed to the doctor for help, Shi Hanyi, who was driven away from the shelves, took a deep breath.

Even in the chaos of thinking, he still didn't forget his original intention, kept his mission in mind, and was still thinking about finding out whether the two people really had mutual interest.

"And where are your roses?"

Before Han Xiao's blind date came, the astonishing act of pulling petals from the rose made Shi Hanyi feel unconfident.

Looking at Han Xiao hesitantly, Shi Hanyi asked uncertainly.

"Is it for Xiao Yang...?"

"Oh yes yes!"

Han Xiao slapped his forehead, and finally remembered that when he came, he was still holding a bouquet of roses in his arms after being reminded.

"This is this!"

Han Xiao and Chu Ze turned sideways.

In the next second, as if by magic, a bouquet of roses emerged out of thin air from the seat between Han Xiao and Chu Ze.

Han Xiao poked down the rose that had been bald by him, then curled up his toes and handed it to Xiao Yang with a smile.

"……Give."

"……thanks."

After taking the bouquet of roses with few bald ones, Xiao Yang forced a breath, and showed Han Xiao an awkward and polite smile.

"..."

For a while, the atmosphere of the banquet began to stagnate again.

This time, Shi Hanyi, who had lost n times in a row, lowered his stubborn head. He played with his phone silently, making up his mind not to speak again.

But he calmed down, and the others obviously didn't think so.

Following Shi Hanyi's movement of lowering his head, several other people present also lowered their heads.

At this moment, on Shi Hanyi's WeChat and QQ, Xiao Yang's cute QAQ and Xiao Han's cry for help flew together, Chu Ze was calm and resolute, and the text bubble of "Speak up, I can't live without you" followed.

Facing the earnest requests from relatives and friends present, Shi Hanyi, who was also overwhelmed by the awkward atmosphere on the stage, sighed and had no choice but to leave the mountain.

"Um……"

Under the expectant eyes of everyone, under the delighted eyes of the two blind daters, Shi Hanyi, who really didn't know what to say, pondered for a moment.

In the next second, he had an idea and tried to pour a bowl of chicken soup to everyone present.

"Xiao Han, let me ask you."

Shi Han, who suddenly had a clever plan in his mind, was calm and relaxed, as if he had a plan in mind.

"Just entered the door, the moment you saw me, didn't you feel very surprised?"

Han Xiao: "...?"

"Ah this..."

Although Han Xiao didn't know, how did Shi Hanyi see the word "surprise" on his face.

But thinking that after all, it was he who asked Shi Hanyi to speak and let him help adjust the atmosphere, Han Xiao glanced at Shi Hanyi, and dared to speak angrily.

"Well...it's quite shocking."

Han Xiao tried his best to be tactful.

Surprise surprise, only surprise but not joy.

It's not that he doesn't want to see Shi Hanyi, it's that who would like to see his good brother eating melons and watching a show by the side during a blind date!

Han Xiao closed his eyes in pain.

It must be one of the most regrettable decisions he has ever made in his life to call Big Brother Chu and Brother Xiao over to help him on a blind date.

No, it’s not right, Brother Xiao doesn’t seem to be calling out for him...

When Han Xiao was in a trance and silently resuming the game, Shi Hanyi, who was sitting diagonally across from him, smiled slightly and spoke indifferently.

"So what does that mean?"

Under everyone's curious and expectant eyes, Shi Hanyi waved his arm, and he was like an online Chicken Soup Master.

"All the waiting will eventually turn into surprises!"

"..."

The dying atmosphere that had been struggling for a long time on the field was finally completely killed by Shi Hanyi's hard blow.

Facing the chicken soup poured by Shi Han Yisheng, he expected that it might be outrageous, but Han Xiao who didn't expect it to be so outrageous slowly cracked.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha……"

Han Xiao was in a trance.

"Everyone is brothers, don't be so polite with me!"

Shi Hanyi: ...QAQ

Seeing Shi Hanyi's cryptic look for help, Chu Ze, who took over the heavy responsibility from him and accepted the order at the critical moment, took a deep breath.

He knew that when Shi Hanyi was nervous, he would love to talk bad jokes, but it didn't matter, he would warm up the scene when the little shit was cold!

For a moment, Chu Ze concentrated his energy.

Beside him, Han Xiao, who was stared at by Chu Ze with his face turned sideways, frowning, panicked.

He looked at Chu Ze's solemn and serious face, like the fierce look of a black elder brother, and felt in a trance that Chu Ze was not thinking about a problem, but thinking about whether to draw a knife and kill him.

Just when Han Xiao couldn't bear it any longer and was about to find a topic to force his mouth to speak, Chu Ze, who had frowned and pondered for nearly a minute, finally moved.

He pursed his thin lips and opened his mouth slowly, his dark eyes were full of Shen Yi.

"Don't you want to ask how we met?"

Yes, that's right, Chu Ze lived up to his cool and handsome overbearing face.

Mr. Chu, who has always been the center of the topic and is always talked to by others, is less able to find topics to warm up the scene than Shi Hanyi.

With Chu Ze's opening, the atmosphere of being killed was completely frozen.

...Help, why are there so many strange questions on this blind date!

Han Xiao, whose mentality was about to collapse, almost suffocated.

Glancing at the "murderous" good brother sitting beside him, Han Xiao's voice trembled slightly, his expression was numb and vicissitudes.

"Then...how did you meet?"

Seeing that he finally answered, Chu Ze nodded in satisfaction.

Facing the two of them, Xiao Yang, who couldn't stand it any longer, took up the topic.

She gave a brief overview of what happened, and abruptly warmed up the cold place slightly with the ingenious power of words.

"hiss……"

After listening to the ins and outs of the whole incident, Han Xiao, who finally understood what happened and why these guys came so late, was dumbfounded.

So, is this the foreign aid he invited was on the way to help, and "caught rape" the foreign aid invited by his blind date along the way?

This is really where we don't meet each other in life, the world is so big, there is no coincidence without a book! !

Xiao Han, who was stimulated and terrified, was spitting out sayings in his heart.

As Xiao Yang, who had finished observing, came into the conversation, the almost frozen atmosphere on the scene finally blossomed in spring.

For a while, the double blind date turned into a four-person dinner, and the embarrassing scene turned into a gathering of relatives and friends.

Sometimes Han Yi, the common relationship between relatives and friends, within the time of a meal, everyone quickly warms up.

Han Xiao, who became familiar, also let go of his reserve.

After drinking and eating, Han Xiaobang, who began to confess serially, patted his chest.

"When the time comes to go home and refuse, you will say that I am too much! My mother is familiar with this reason, and you will be very credible when you say it!"

Xiao Yang took this point seriously, and at the same time cooperated vigorously.

"When you go home, you'll say that I'm too nerdy! My mother will understand the reason immediately, and she will definitely nod and acquiesce when the time comes!"

After the confession was finished, the atmosphere in the room became more cheerful.

A few people got together to play a few more games of Doudizhu, and finally, under the grief and indignation of Shi Hanyi, a rookie who lost five times in a row, the group of people ended the dinner together with joy and laughter.

Although the dinner party started low and went high, it ended successfully in the end.

But obviously, the awkward atmosphere at the beginning still left a huge and indelible shadow on Han Xiao's young mind.

Ever since, on the coming weekday afternoon of the weekend.

Han Xiao approached Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze mysteriously, his handsome face was full of the caution and rigor of an underground worker's connection.

"Are you going out to play this weekend?"

Han Xiao lowered his voice and winked at the two of them triumphantly.

"My friend opened a new hot spring center in the suburbs, let's go there on weekends to experience it!"

"It's winter, you should go to the hot springs!"

He ran ahead of time and even dragged Chu Ze along.

Han Xiao thought very proudly.

Let's see how his family arranges a blind date for him this time, hey~

The author has something to say:

Hour & Mr. Chu: Two atmosphere terminators who tried their best to save the atmosphere, but the result was terrible, tsk tsk tsk~