Cannon fodder stand-ins don't want to be regular [Transmigration Book]

Not only Shi Hanyi, Chu Ze was also shocked.

Looking at the spacious and bright room in front of him, but it was obviously a whole room with no other suites, Chu Ze was stunned for a moment.

He subconsciously took out his mobile phone and called Han Xiao in one call.

"……crooked?"

In another room, Han Xiao lay lazily on the bed, and the phone was laid flat by his ear.

Han Xiao, who thought it was a harassing call, frowned as there was no sound after the call was connected.

He glanced at the caller ID suspiciously, and after seeing Chu Ze's name, Han Xiao's puzzled expression became even more serious.

"... Brother Chu?"

Why have you been silent? Is this a hacked account?

hiss……

Could it be that there was an ambush from another company hiding in that room, and a surprise attack was made on him, Brother Chu and Brother Xiao? ?

Han Xiao's brain was wide open, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong he became.

Standing up with difficulty, the brotherly Han Xiao stared at the teapot on the table.

He decided to rescue Jia, when he and the couple in the room join hands, they will surely catch the enemy by surprise.

The more Han Xiao thought about it, the more excited he became.

For a moment, he felt like the hero in an action sci-fi blockbuster, facing a sudden crisis, he was about to step forward to save the world.

At the moment when Han Xiao bounced down to the ground and punched the air with the "coax haha" punch, Chu Ze's steady voice came out from the other end of the phone.

"The room you booked this time isn't the suite type?"

"……what?"

Han Xiao spent three seconds carefully scouting and identifying them.

After confirming that it was indeed his good brother Chu Ze who spoke, and that he was not coerced by the voice, Han Xiao, whose dream of a hero was shattered, sighed, and collapsed back on the bed listlessly.

"That's for sure, the rented rooms in the whole courtyard are all small villas like this."

"If you want to live in a suite, you can only go to a five-star chain hotel in the resort. It's not as comfortable as living here. What's wrong?"

Han Xiao started to feel a little bit unwilling to give up while talking.

"Is there something wrong with you?"

"If you are held hostage, you can say 'hmm' twice, and I will rush over to you right now!!"

Chu Ze: "..."

"Nothing, don't think about it, don't be spoiled by Shi Hanyi."

Listening to Han Xiao's outrageous speech, Chu Ze on the other end of the phone felt a little bald for a while when he was speechless.

If all the rooms here were like this...

At the same time, Chu Ze was on the other side of the room.

Keenly noticed that someone was speaking ill of him, Shi Hanyi, who was sitting on the sofa, resting his chin in a daze, moved his ears, and his eyes sharpened instantly.

Bathed in Shi Hanyi's gloomy eyes, Chu Ze panicked subconsciously, and the words in his heart came out without thinking.

"Then the two of us have to live together?"

"……ah?????"

On the other end of the phone, listening to Chu Ze's inappropriate speech, Han Xiao, who felt that he was inexplicably shown, looked sad and angry, and his expression was completely distorted.

"Then what else? Otherwise!?? There are only three of us, if you two don't sleep in the same room, who will sleep in the same room!???"

Han Xiao sat up straight.

While counting with Chu Ze with his fingers, he gritted his teeth.

"Three people, two rooms, what else can we do!"

"Could it be that you want to leave Brother Xiao and come to sleep with me with the bedroll??!"

Isn't this noisy?

Relying on Chu Ze not being here to see now, Han Xiao, who was speechless, sat cross-legged on the sofa, rolling his eyes vigorously.

Among the three of them, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze were the legal young couple who had obtained the certificate.

His identity as a member of the FFF regiment's spiritual group is just a shout. When it comes time to allocate rooms, is it possible that he can still break up the young lovers and forcefully split them into two rooms? ! [note 1]

It's impossible even if you think about it! ! !

Han Xiao, who didn't know why he was held accountable by the phone, nestled on the sofa, with a grievance written all over his face.

On the other side, listening to Han Xiao's grief and indignation, Chu Ze stopped silently.

Just now, he was really thinking about whether to move to Han Xiao's house, but before he could speak, this plan was blocked by Han Xiao in advance.

In desperation, Chu Ze had to chat with Han Xiao for a few more words, and then hung up the phone.

Before he put down the phone, Shi Hanyi looked over with hesitant little eyes.

"Then what should we do now?"

After Chu Ze made the phone call, the misunderstanding between the two was cleared up.

But the problem is that the misunderstanding is gone and it’s useless. There’s only one room! !

Shi Hanyi frowned, subconsciously resisting the fact that the two of them lived in the same room.

He remembers (remembers) sex (remembers) (resentment) very well, and obviously some time ago, this guy misunderstood that he was planning to do something wrong and wanted to seduce him.

Chu Ze is a narrow-minded guy who likes to make up his mind. What if he lives together now and misunderstands that he "seduced" him?

Misunderstanding is a small matter, but salary deduction is a big one!

Besides, it wasn't just him and Chu Ze who came out to play this time, Xiao Han was also with him.

Let this guy say something as shameful as "Are you seducing me?", he won't be able to survive! !

After sorting out his thoughts, Shi Hanyi hugged the pillow and nestled on the sofa, with a very resistant expression on his face.

Daba daba.

He won't do such a thing that is embarrassing and easy to deduct wages!

After understanding Shi Hanyi's little expression of resistance, Chu Ze, who was sitting on the sofa opposite him, frowned slightly, and sighed with a headache.

"Then..."

Chu Ze pondered for a moment.

"Let me go and talk to Han Xiao, let's change to a big courtyard in the six-person room?"

"Well……"

Hearing Chu Ze's proposal, Shi Hanyi paused, frowning and lost in thought.

While he was thinking, Chu Ze, who was also hugging the pillow, raised his brows and his eyelids drooped slightly.

If you go to Han Xiao to discuss changing the yard, you will definitely be caught and asked by him.

That guy just looks a little silly, but he is actually more sensitive and meticulous than him in terms of worldly sophistication.

I don't know if he will see something...

Unexpressively, he grabbed the pillow in his arms, and Chu Ze sighed inwardly, feeling a little depressed.

He didn't know what was wrong with him, he seemed a little...unexplainably unhappy.

On the other side of him, Shi Hanyi hugged the pillow and thought hard for a long time.

Finally, under Chu Ze's deep and deep eyes, Shi Hanyi touched his chin and sighed with a tangled expression.

"Forget it, don't change it."

It's just living in a room, not sleeping in a bed. When I was in college, several people slept together in the dormitory. Isn't the condition much more difficult than this?

Besides, who hasn't shared a room with friends when they travel.

As a handsome and rich male bodhisattva, Mr. Chu stuffed his small purse to the brim with his own efforts. With such a close relationship, no one would call him a good brother after seeing it!

Shi Hanyi tried hard to comfort himself in his heart.

As a small otaku with an evasive personality, Shi Hanyi had a headache when he thought about the series of processes of "notifying—persuading—picking a house—moving to live in" when changing houses.

Moreover, he and Chu Ze are both boys, with exactly the same body structure, and there is no such thing as a lonely man and a widow living in the same room, and they are invisibly taken advantage of.

the most important is……

Between him and Chu Ze, it was obvious that Chu Ze cared more about "virginity" than he did!

Thinking about Chu Ze's performance when he signed the contract, and thinking about Chu Ze's resistance to his previous "seduce. .

"But let's talk about it first, Mr. Chu," Shi Hanyi said with a serious expression on his face.

"Now it's just a 'forced' behavior in a 'forced' situation," Shi Hanyi emphasized emphatically.

"I really don't intend to seduce you at all!"

Sensitively extracting disgust and vigilance from Shi Hanyi's emphasis, Chu Ze, who was still sitting on the sofa hurting the spring and autumn, turned dark and his thick black eyebrows frowned suddenly.

"……I know."

Chu Ze, who had never been so disliked before, gritted his teeth.

"Where do you sleep?"

……what?

Did the subject change so quickly?

Shi Hanyi blinked blankly.

After a while, after looking back and forth between the two beds, Shi Hanyi pointed to the bed that was closer to the window, without any hesitation in his voice.

"this!"

The light is good, the brightness is high, and there is plenty of sunshine. If you spend more time in the sun, you may grow taller!

Thinking of Chu Ze's eyelids drooping every time he looked at him, Shi Hanyi couldn't help itching his teeth.

What's wrong with Gao, is Gao amazing? !

If he eats more, he can also grow taller!

Shi Hanyi glared at him angrily, and Chu Ze, who suffered an innocent disaster for no reason, was a little confused.

Why do you stare at him suddenly? Are you worried that he will grab the bed?

Looking at Shi Hanyi reassuringly, Chu Ze showed a calm, handsome and magnanimous overlord smile.

"it is good."

You sleep, I won't fight with you.

In this way, the allocation of rooms and beds was completed smoothly.

After a brief tidying up, the three gathered together and drove to lunch.

After a busy morning, although Chu Ze was the only one who actually drove and had exercise, Shi Hanyi and Han Xiao were already hungry.

As the saying goes, the day's plan is in the morning. If you don't have enough breakfast, you will easily be hungry at noon.

Because of Han Xiao's sudden act of grabbing food in the morning, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze's breakfast was divided among the three of them.

They didn't have enough food in the first place, and after going through the exciting and ups and downs of reasoning activities just now, the three of them can be said to be starving.

In the VIP room of the hotel, at the moment when he was seated, Han Xiao, as a big sponsor with all expenses covered, picked up the menu and swiped it hard.

The waiters who had never seen this battle were a little frightened.

When handing the menu that Han Xiao had made to Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, the waiter gave them a sneaky look, hoping that the two could hold back their emotionally agitated good friend.

But it is a pity that the waiter's expectations are doomed to fail.

After taking the menu, Chu Ze and Shi Hanyi discussed in a low voice.

Then, under the astonished eyes of the waiter, Chu Ze picked up the pencil with a calm expression, brushed with his head down, and made another sharp hook.

waiter:"……"

Seeing that the three of them didn't seem to be able to eat very much, and then looking at the food intake of five or six people on the menu, the waiter who had just joined the job and became a full-time employee became numb in an instant.

Ah this...

With an attitude of being responsible for the guests, Xiaomengxin vaguely reminded Shi Hanyi that they ordered a bit too much food, and if there were only the three of them, they might not be able to finish it all.

However, to the waiter's surprise, he faced his kind reminder.

Except for the handsome guy sitting in the middle with a cold face, the other two handsome guys all showed unpredictable smiles.

"Hey, you don't have to worry about that."

Patting his chest bang bang, Han Xiao said with a lot of pride.

"Don't worry, we will definitely finish eating!"

Just kidding, how much he can eat when he was young and brother Da Chu!

He's not a soft stubble, okay?

Han Xiao raised his eyebrows, and showed a proud and confident smile to the waiter.

That's it?

This is the result of them being unclear about the portion size of this dish, ordering conservatively, and acting rationally.

It's just a few side dishes, and it's easy to eat them all!

So, just like that, at the moment when the dishes were served.

Bathed in the shocking gaze of the waiter, the three of them turned into idiots together.

They had a dignified posture, elegant eating, and maintained a speed of eating without scrambling or grabbing. A few people talked and laughed happily and carried out a CD-ROM operation on the food on the table.

After a full lunch, the three of them discussed it and decided to go back and take a nap.

Anyway, the hot spring complex is very close to their residence, and they can wait until they wake up to soak.

After returning to the room, Shi Hanyi and Chu Ze, already extremely sleepy, greeted him.

Then he limply leaned on the bed, and in front of Chu Ze, Shi Hanyi performed for him what is called the legendary instant falling asleep.

Chu Ze: "..."

Looking at Shi Hanyi's serene figure who is breathing evenly and has fallen asleep,

Still debating whether to take a lunch break, whether to face Shi Hanyi or back to Shi Hanyi during the lunch break, whether it would be too abrupt to face him, or impolite if his back was turned, Chu Ze twitched his eyes .

"This guy……"

Can't you really fall asleep?

Thinking for a moment, Chu Ze frowned, and came to a conclusion with a serious face——

He felt that Shi Hanyi was probably pretending to be asleep.

and so……

Chu Ze thought with a calm expression.

He wanted to expose Shi Hanyi's dishonesty.

In this way, after inexplicably drawing a conclusion that deviated from the spectrum, Chu Ze inexplicably made another behavior that deviated from the spectrum.

He got up, walked lightly, quietly, quietly towards Shi Hanyi's side.

After walking to Shi Hanyi's bedside, Chu Ze put down the small wooden stool he had just picked up, and then he bent his long legs and sat on Shi Hanyi's bedside.

With a serious and extremely dedicated research attitude, and with the mentality of pulling out Shi Hanyi's little tail that pretended to be sleeping,

Chu Ze held his breath, focused and earnestly lowered his eyes to look at Shi Hanyi.

The eyes were gently closed, and the breathing was slow and long.

The long and curled eyelashes are like two rows of small fans, and they tremble lightly from time to time with Shi Hanyi's breathing movements. Every tremor can make Chu Ze, who was already nervous, panic, and subconsciously become more nervous.

The soothing breath unique to the sleeping person spread softly, silently enveloping Chu Ze who was observing carefully.

Chu Ze sat by the bed, staring blankly at Shi Hanyi's sleeping face.

I don't know how long it took before he came back from his daze in a daze.

Turning his gaze away from Shi Hanyi's pouty cheeks due to lying on his side, Chu Ze frowned tightly.

After pondering for a while, Chu Ze pursed the corners of his lips, and whispered in his heart unwillingly.

This guy……

It's nice to sleep on.

The author has something to say:

After careful investigation and verification, Mr. Chu came to an extremely important conclusion: Comrade Xiao, he really fell asleep, not a fake sleep!

Let's give the applause to Mr. Chu!

"Mr. Chu Rigorous"!

[Note 1]: FFF group: it can be roughly summarized as single dog burning couple dog (this is the meaning derived from the follow-up, which is slightly different from the original stalk)

Cough, there are a lot of things to do during the Chinese New Year recently, and I want to add some updates during the Chinese New Year, so the update time will be a bit late

But I'll try to get there sooner!Meh!