Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

长安成衣店里,35级道袍5银,40级道袍7银28铜。

Li Meng's expression was a little cracked at that time.

但是关键时刻曾霸上前解围：“这位……白无兄弟做的很对！40级道袍相对于35级道袍涨幅接近50%，而45级道袍售8银14铜,涨幅也只有62.8%；而40级道袍比35级加40点防御，45级却比它多85点防御,相比之下，选择直接换45级道袍会是更理性的选择。”

Zhou Xiao also came over: "That's not right, you didn't count the increase in casualties and the decrease in efficiency caused by the lack of equipment and low defense during this period, that is, this part of the loss cost was not included."

Ji Han silently came over and pulled Bai Xiaoyi's sleeve away. Although his master was close to half-immortal, he also needed an environment composed of normal human beings. After staying in the world of masters and gods for a long time, it was simply not suitable for him to ascend to immortality.

Li Meng followed: "Let Master Bai join the team."

Ji Han shook his head: "No, he has completed a hidden mission before and got a good reward, but he can't join any team since then, and he didn't join the team when we did the Li Mansion mission with us before. He is here to help us this time. , It’s okay.” In Qinglang, those who have not received the quest can of course help to complete the quest, but there is no other quest reward except for the experience gained naturally after fighting some quest monsters.

There are tens of thousands of clear and wonderful tasks, but Li Meng didn't ask in detail, said "Oh", and walked away.

After they arrived first, they had already accepted the first ring task, and now they shared it with Ji Han.

"National mission of the Great Zhou Dynasty Marriage on behalf of: The demon king of Kusha Mountain forced to marry the little princess of the Great Zhou Kingdom, saying that if he could not marry the princess before dark today, the entire capital of the Great Zhou Kingdom would be flooded with yellow sand within three days. The king does not want his little daughter to be wronged, and hopes that the male warriors in the princess team can stand up and pretend to be the princess to marry to Kusha Mountain to destroy the demon king. Now go to the court etiquette master Lily to help you. (Note: False The princess will be randomly selected; other team members will pretend to be a wedding team and assist the fake princess to complete the assassination together)”

After silently reading the entire task introduction, Ji Han couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "Teacher Zhou is a man himself, so there is absolutely no need for Li Daitao to be stiff."

Li Meng gave him a "you understand" look: "The task requires, there is no way, and we may not be drawn."

Not counting Bai Xiaoyi in the team now, plus Zhou Xiao's helper friend, there are three women and six men in total.Zhou Huahua, Wang Tuantuan, Niu Yang, Li Meng, Zhou Xiao, Zeng Xiaoqian, Zhu Quan, Yu Hao and Ji Han.

Yu Hao was supposed to be brought here by Li Meng, and he was already in such a mess at this time that he completely forgot his "attractive" appearance, but the game will not count him as a man, and then go to the "little princess" identity Zhou Xiao, there are only four people who may be drawn as fake brides.

Amidst the greetings of "Good Day Princess", Zhou Xiao led everyone to the place where the etiquette master was

Lili, the court etiquette officer, saluted Zhou Xiao naturally: "Little princess, is this the warrior you found? Let me see who is suitable to beat that nasty big monster for you pretending to be a bride!"

Obviously Mr. Zhou has always been dressed as a man, but these NPCs call him a princess so naturally, are they lame? !

Ji Han was powerless to complain, but heard Bai Xiaoyi whispering beside him: "Your friend is haunted by a mirage, and what people in this world see are illusions, but since it is the way of heaven that covers him, then it is a smooth ride." It’s okay, don’t worry too much about it.”

Following Bai Xiaoyi's line of sight, Ji Han saw Zhou Xiao who was quietly standing aside.

The same is true at the entrance of the copy of Li's Mansion last time. Bai Xiaoyi said that the mirage reproduced everything that had disappeared and showed it to people in the other world; and this time, the identity card that Teacher Zhou used was to use the mirage to let NPCs see it. to different illusions.

"Then... Master, how can you see through it?" No matter what the disguise was aimed at, he couldn't hide it from him.

"Me?" Bai Xiaoyi thought for a while, "Of course I saw it through, probably because of my high level."

Ever since his master learned the word "high level", he started to like to use it in various ways. Ji Han turned his head away from him in a black line, just in time for Lily to start picking people: "You, you, you, you, stand up!"

Ji Han, Zeng Ba, Li Meng, and Brother Zhuquan lined up one by one. Bai Xiaoyi was not in the line, and Lily didn't order him either.

Lily walked over one by one, and poked the fist-assisting brothers from the Iron Blood Hall who took the crazy battle route: "You have the demeanor of a beast, no!"

He leaned in front of Li Meng and smelled it: "Why is there a monster smell? Panda smell?"

Standing on tiptoe, raised Zeng Ba's chin with his index finger: "It's not bad, it's too tall."

In the end, he stood in front of Ji Han, looked him up and down, and pouted: "Okay, it's just you!"

After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands and summoned two teams of maids: "This is a warrior who 'voluntarily' took risks for the little princess. The girls quickly dressed up the warrior!"

The court ladies answered "Yes!" in unison, and lifted Ji Han up and pulled him back with a smile.

Before Ji Han could react, he turned around and looked around at his teammates: "No way! Alas... that... I really can't do it! Please let them let me go!"

The three girls gathered together and laughed, while the other big men who escaped from death pretended to look around.Ji Han turned his attention to Bai Xiaoyi in despair, and complained with pitiful eyes——

"Master, you can't ignore me—"

Bai Xiaoyi froze for a moment, then burst into a smile, stood where he was, and waved to him with a smile.Silently tell him with mouth shape: "Go."

Ji Han was stunned, his master didn't smile often, but when he smiled, it was so pretty.

Then he was dragged away just like that.

At dusk on the western mountain, a group of soft sedan chairs and light riders are rapidly approaching Mount Kusha.

Zhou Huahua borrowed a big crane from Zixianmen Spiritual Bird Valley, and the crane happened to be able to seat eight people, so Bai Xiaoyi and Ji Han squeezed into the sedan chair together.

Because this is not a gratifying thing for the Great Zhou Kingdom, the wedding procession was also particularly desolate. At the halfway up Mount Kusha, the musicians and bearers who were summoned temporarily dropped their sedan chairs and ran away.

Li Meng and the others got off the crane and used the task item "Transformation Talisman Marriage" given by the etiquette master Lili before departure, and instantly changed into a wedding dress, and they lifted the sedan chair and continued on their way.Perhaps because the sedan chair is also a mission prop, Yu Hao, Li Meng, Zeng Ba, and Brother Zhu Quan carried the sedan chair without feeling the slightest weight.

When we arrived at the monster residence on the top of the mountain, there were already a group of little monsters guarding there, clamoring happily.

Bai Xiaoyi got out of the sedan chair first, opened the sedan chair curtain and stretched out his hand to pull Ji Han down. He is now pretending to be the princess's personal maid, and in the eyes of others, he is just a pink and tender little girl with two buns.

Only Ji Han saw the real Bai Xiaoyi, and he didn't even wear the matching whiteboard outfit of the level 35 Taoist robe.

White immortal gown, white jade hair crown, tall and tall, fluttering like a celestial being, quietly stretched out a hand to pick up his apprentice.

To be honest, the maids of the etiquette team are still super skilled.At least he didn't paint him as a flower.It's just a few more layers of powder, a little more blush, and a little more rouge on the lips.

It's a pity that Ji Han, who was dressed like a flower in the red wedding dress, kept his face blank with grief and indignation. Although he had already watched it all the way, it was especially irritating to see his master so chic at this moment.If Bai Xiaoyi hadn't been too dazzling to frighten him back then, he wouldn't have been completely stunned by those women who dragged him away and violently crushed him.

He said: "Master, anyway, only I can see it. Is it useful to be so handsome?!"

Bai Xiaoyi replied lightly in a tone that had experienced many vicissitudes: "Han'er, you don't understand. For men, temperament is a habit, and you can't get rid of it."

Ji Han is about to kneel. Although what Qinglang is promoting is that the NPCs in the game are fully intelligent AI, each with their own personality, but his master is also too individual, right?Are you sure you're not infected with a virus?Jinshan Rising 360 Kaspersky Little Red Umbrella must be checked by him one by one, right?Is there any help for Mensao pretending to be thirteen fine points?Even the tsundere little princess would have to be thrown out of the street by him, right?Who the hell designed him?Are you sure you don't need to send him to a mental hospital?

Seeing that his face was all tangled together, Bai Xiaoyi lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, so he walked closer and patted him on the head: "Don't worry, although your temperament is worrying, since the teacher has accepted you as an apprentice, I won't hate you any more."

The author has something to say: No. [-]

I know this piece of shit, but don’t let anyone stop me from retaliating against the society →_→ I just like such sour jokes (*ˉ︶ˉ*)