Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Ji Han felt that something big had happened to him.

I ran and ran at night to pack up, and naturally played games when I went to bed.Since Qinglang came out, the biggest effect may be to help a lot of night owls adjust their schedules.

His master is drinking tea and reading a book.

Simple and small bamboo tables and chairs, a pot of tea, and a volume of "Huang Ting".The white fairy robes of the same color and different styles, the white jade crown hanging diagonally, but the long hair is not tied up at all, but is winding on the ground.

At that moment, Ji Han suddenly thought of a popular sentence on the forum today - "Looking up, I was surprised to see Qianshan Snow, and my gaze turned out to be Zi Zhongxian."

It turned out that it was really appropriate to describe his old immortal master.

But the quiet scene was broken in the next moment.

"Come back? Don't hurry up to practice?"

Ji Han said: "Master, I want to discuss something with you. My friend asked me to go to the Great Zhou Kingdom to help...Can I leave for a few days and come back...to practice...to practice..."

The more he spoke, the lower his voice was, because his master was squinting at him with the aloof attitude he used to face the masses, without saying a word.

Tell him with your eyes, you still want to be crushed to death by mobs, don't you?

But Ji Han has always had fearless courage. For example, on the day of the senior high school entrance examination, he was still working on a new game, and three days before the college entrance examination, he persevered in chasing updates. Bai Xiaoyi said the last sentence under pressure in front of him: "...and... Master, can you Come with me?"

If you can't, forget it, go back and tell Niu Yang and Zeng Ba that their master Bai can't come because of something, it's normal.

Bai Xiaoyi's air pressure suddenly miraculously eased a lot: "You can just practice the first form of Ziyun swordsmanship today."

Ji Han: ...Huh? !

Ziyun swordsmanship is the standard swordsmanship of Zixianmen that is matched with Ziyunbo, and there are eleven moves in total including the starting moves.There are three moves in the opening move, six moves in the first move "Liuyun", nine moves in the second move "Moon Watching"... and so on, there are thirty moves in the ninth move "Chasing Immortals", until the last move The ten moves "return to one" become one trick again.

It sounds very complicated, so Bai Xiaoyi simplified every style into three moves and taught it to Ji Han.He himself was good at spells, and the Nine Heavens Thunder Jue and Mysterious Ice Technique were even more superb. Naturally, he didn't want his apprentice to be ignorant of these, so he also mixed up and taught Ji Han the simple introductory spells.

Ji Han can't control that much, he can learn whatever his master teaches him.After all, the game is different from reality, and he won't feel tired after practicing for a long time. If he is really tired, his master will tell him to rest and prepare tea and snacks.

One of the more miraculous things is that his master knows when he is tired.

When Bai Xiaoyi was teaching, he devoted himself to teaching, demonstrated the movements and pointed the norms by himself, and when he was tired from teaching, he hid in the house and drank tea. He still watched his apprentice gesticulate with a small wooden sword like a tiger drawing a cat from the window. Interesting; seeing him sometimes so pitifully drooping his head that he doesn't want to practice, I feel my heart melt, and I hurried out to call my apprentices to come in and rest.

There is a saying circulating on the Internet, saying that Scorpio people are soft to the people they like, and hard as rocks to the people they don't like. It probably refers to people like Bai Xiaoyi.

If a person devotes himself to one thing, he will feel that time passes very quickly.

When Ji Han had practiced the first form to his master's satisfaction and learned to summon the little thunder ball and the little ice cube, the weekend was over and it was a new week.

Classes are still full on Monday, and there is also sports, which Ji Han hates the most.

The physical education class will teach a set of martial arts compiled by their school.

In the last class, I was taught by the teacher as a negative example, "Punches softly, like a girl" and "Can't squat on horseback".When it comes to class, Ji Han feels particularly disturbed.

The physical education teacher stood on the high platform, walked up and down, inspecting and pointing, and suddenly shouted: "That boy in the plaid shirt over there is doing a standard lunge and high-five!"

This class is full of boys, half of them are wearing plaid shirts, and four out of five plaid shirts start to look at themselves.

Ji Han belongs to the remaining fifth.

As a result, the teacher walked up to him and patted his shoulder: "You played well, have you practiced before?"

Ji Han solemnly shook his head.Recalling the scene when Bai Xiaoyi taught him how to lunge last night——

His master supported his waist with his right hand and pressed down, while his left hand reached out to his knee joint and knocked hard: "Straighten your legs, relax, how can you go down when you are so tense!"

He has trained on this movement for an hour, and the posture has already been deeply engraved in the depths of his mind. Although his physical fitness is worse in reality than in the game, at least he looks decent, and it is no longer a problem to fool the gym class.

The teacher nodded and walked away: "Practice hard."

In sociology class at night, Ji Han concentrated on browsing the forum.

He has been very involved in doing things since he was a child, and he is completely free from external interference.When he was in middle school, no matter how chaotic the classroom was, he could finish English and math papers calmly. When he was in college, no matter how impassioned the teacher was in class, he could calmly read novels and browse forums.

"'Looking up and seeing the snow in the thousand mountains, staring at the purple fairy'——the real person of the purple fairy in the Peach Blossom Valley", the author is still the same "smile", before Ji Han went online on Saturday night Hastily glanced at it, didn't bother to look at it, now opened it for the first time——

"'No, is it because the teacher brought you the Quanshi mirror, so you forgive me as a teacher?' He begged bitterly, his beautiful eyes that were always full of frost were full of sadness."

Ji Han felt sour for a while, from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet.

I just heard the teacher ask: "Do you use Weibo? How many accounts do you have?"

Zhou Huahua said loudly: "Yes! There are four!" She raised four fingers to show the teacher.

Teacher: "Oh? That female student with four accounts, what do you use your Weibo for?"

Zhou Huahua: "One is in normal use, and three are forwarded for a lucky draw!"

There was a roar in the class, Ji Han felt that the feeling of being struck by lightning was much better, and then habitually looked down at the phone——

"'You go, you go.' Buyou stomped his feet coquettishly, turned his back and stopped looking at his master, but his delicate face was stained with two blushes of embarrassment."

"Stomping", "Jiao Chen", "Extremely shy"... Ji Han stretched out his hand tremblingly, and closed the entire browser.

For the next three hours he listened carefully to the class.

As soon as Ji Han went online at night, he was pulled into the "Tsundere Little Princess Team".

"Li Meng: Where are you? See you at the wine shop in the West Market of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Remember to bring an expert with you."

Looking at the misty clouds and smoke in the distance outside the window, Ji Han silently positioned his current location on top of the [-]-meter-high Purple Peak.

He closed the news page and didn't return. He went to the outer room, and sure enough, his master was dozing off on the table with his forehead resting on his index finger.

Ji Han walked into his ear, and blew the cold air sinisterly: "Master, we made an appointment to go to the Great Zhou Kingdom together." The two days of sword practice have been tossed by his master a little bit, but unconsciously I feel a lot closer to Bai Xiaoyi, and getting along is not as stiff as it was at first.

Bai Xiaoyi's ears moved, he turned over and stood up immediately, pushed open the door, flicked his sleeves and walked away, extremely fast: "Follow."

Originally, Ji Han was a little worried that his master would be recognized, but later he realized that he was overwhelmed. Even Zhou Huahua, who had met his master face to face, had no special reaction.

Yi Wu Zhenren probably has his own unique camouflage skills, which not only makes his face unclear to other people except his apprentice, but also changes the clothes on his body into a level 35 Taoist robe in keeping with the times.

Li Meng asked: "Are you level 35?"

Bai Xiaoyi was clever enough to know that among these other people, "how many levels" is often a symbol of strength, and he would have to give his apprentice a face when his apprentice brought him along, so he shook his head: "I'm level 42."

Li Meng: "Ah, then why don't you change your clothes? Even the level 40 defense of the white board is better than the level 35 defense!"

Bai Xiaoyi said sincerely, "I can't afford it."

The author has something to say: No. [-] Zhuangaojun