Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Wang Tuantuan, Li Meng, Zhou Huahua and the others chatted in private.

"Did you take a screenshot?"

"It has been intercepted and saved. It is kept privately and will not be circulated."

"Please send it. Show it to Ji Quanquan's wife when he gets married."

"When the time comes, the bride may not be as beautiful as him..."

"Damn, that bastard blushed, he couldn't be shy..."

"If he really loses his body to this king of the mountain, will he be swollen?!"

"Damn it! What a sadomasochistic story!"

"........."

Ji Han didn't know anything, and after complaining in his heart, he would feel that there are still many good people in the world, and his master is even a great good person. It is an illusion to let him step into the fire pit without saving him. Bai Xiaoyi left with his sleeves, and his teammates followed behind.

The little monsters in this mountain are not high in cultivation, their ears and tails are still exposed, and you can see little monsters running around shaking their ears and tails everywhere, holding wine jars, carrying vegetables, decorated with lights, very lively.However, this monster nest is obviously not particular about it. It is said that the king is married, but the ostentation is similar to that of grabbing Mrs. Yazhai.

Seeing Ji Han and his party approaching, they shouted one after another: "The bride has arrived!" The voices were different, some meowed like cats, others howled like wolves.

In front of the hall decorated with bright red silk flowers, a group of little demons with blue and black patterns on their faces stopped them: "Your Majesty ordered that only princesses are allowed to enter, and everyone else waited and retreated!"

Niu Yang stepped forward: "I am the cousin of the princess, can I go in?"

Little demon A looked at her carefully, then at Ji Han, and angrily reprimanded: "It's a lie! The princess is much uglier than you!"

Niu Yang was defeated, and helped Brother Quan to step forward: "I am the cousin of the princess, can I go in with my sister?"

The little demon stared at his rough face, and taunted: "Don't come here to make an axe if you can't cultivate, don't join in the fun before your beast's head has completely turned into a human face!"

Brother Zhuquan, who didn't change his appearance in the game, ended sadly.

Zeng Balai: "I am in front of the princess... Cough, that celebrity... You see, the marginal cost of letting me in now is zero, and when I get ahead on this Mount Kusha, your benefits will be indispensable, which means yours The marginal benefit is positive infinity..."

The little demon smirked at him: "I don't read much, so don't fool me!"

Everyone found that the gatekeeper NPC allowed himself to be molested, and there was no loss if the molestation failed, so they stepped forward one after another, but none of them succeeded.

Bai Xiaoyi seemed to be alone in the world, standing quietly in a corner.That kind of feeling is like "I will just quietly watch you play tricks", it can't be more cold.

Then when everyone retreated, he rolled up his sleeves.

Pulled Ji Han together.

The little demon wanted to stop her, but was waved away by Bai Xiaoyi: "You all get out of the way for this girl! Do you know who I am? I am Zhao Laner, the little princess' personal maid since she was a child! What? No? I won't follow , who combed my princess's hair? Who did her makeup? Who dressed her? You? You, you, you or you?!" Wherever his fingers touched, all the little monsters retreated.

Bai Xiaoyi arrogantly pulled Ji Han to go inside, but was stopped by the indomitable little demon A.

"You don't need to put on makeup..." Xiao Yao A murmured.

Bai Xiaoyi sneered at him, that smile was really cold to the bone.Then she turned her head and looked at Ji Han docilely, her voice was very soft and obedient: "Princess, let's come out without makeup tomorrow, okay?"

Ji Han nodded with a sullen face.

Nima, what other people see is a cute and savage maid of [-] or [-] years old playing tricks, but what he sees is the real Zixian participating in "Personal Maid vs. Forty Little Demons", and his master also leads the female pig's feet!

It couldn't have been more terrifying.

Little demon A silently looked at Ji Han's delicate and beautiful face like a flower, and quietly coaxed... She looks like this after putting on makeup, how does she look without makeup... Why did the boss fall in love with this master... Oh my god, I will discuss the transfer with *OSS tomorrow, he doesn't want to guard the main hall anymore!

Li Meng, Zhou Xiao and the others watched the two successfully enter with admiration, dumbfounded.

Li Meng: "Where did Ji Han find this expert?!"

Zhou Xiao: "It's amazing."

Ji Han followed his master all the way to the map of the bridal chamber, looked at Bai Xiaoyi pointing at the two little maids guarding the bridal chamber with his hands on his hips, and continued to swear: "Hurry up and get out of here! My princess is also someone you can serve! Do you know how to give the princess Which button should be undone first to undress! Do you know which kind of flower soaked water the princess uses to bathe before going to bed! This is where you can stay! The king will come soon, and I will teach you what to do! don't go!"

Ji Han has reason to believe that even without force, he can succeed in becoming a new generation of Mountain King within three days after putting his master in this cottage.This really has nothing to do with appearance, force, or wisdom. Only temperament can explain the strength of his master.

Shooing away the idlers, Bai Xiaoyi returned to normal in a second, pointed to the bed, and said in a calm voice, "Go and rest for a while, I will watch here." Then he walked to the table comfortably and poured himself a glass on the tea.That was supposed to be tea for the bride to soothe her throat.

Ji Han obediently walked to the bed, curled up and lay down.The bed was furnished very softly. Ji Han knew that the master was watching and relaxed, so he fell asleep unconsciously.

But he didn't sleep for long, and he woke up within a few minutes, just in time to see his master holding a teacup, wondering what he was thinking.

Ji Han just woke up and felt his mouth was dry, so he came down to the table and poured himself a cup of tea.However, just as he was about to deliver the quilt to his mouth, Bai Xiaoyi snatched it away.

"Master?" Ji Han narrowed his eyes and stared at Bai Xiaoyi.

"You can't drink it," Bai Xiaoyi said, raising his hand to take a sip himself, "There are ingredients in it, you will have problems drinking it."

"Oh," this is the lair of the small boss in the first ring, and it's not surprising that there are some debuff props added, "What materials are added?"

"Dragon blood flower is a special plant here." When Bai Xiaoyi mentioned this kind of flower, his expression was a little strange, and he hesitated for a moment. He felt that this knowledge should be handed over to the young apprentice, "The color of the flower is dim and not easy to find. , but it has a miraculous effect."

Ji Han looked at the pot of tea on the table that was almost drained and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Master, will you be fine if you drink it?" He still drank such a large amount.

"Of course." Bai Xiaoyi raised his eyelids with a serious face.

He didn't tell his apprentice that the tea made with dragon's blood flower water was delicious, and he drank so much without knowing it.

The author has something to say: Zhuaojun No. [-]

Girls, you have to believe that this flower is really useless to Lao Bai, someone as honest as me would not write such a bad meme~~~ [Cover your face and run

I just want to talk about why this article, which originally wanted to go straight to the drama style, is so funny when it is written...