i may be a bug

Call me today... flower seller, delivery coffee maker.

In short, I did a lot of things.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

After two years in the slums, I became a legend who disappeared in the slums, and then I registered for myself and arranged a legal identity.

When it came time to name, I hesitated for a while and didn't write my real name.If you want to experience a life without doing problems, use a pseudonym.

As usual, what a pseudonym does has anything to do with me, Tanikawa Kadotani, no.The person who did this is obviously called... er... called...

In the end I changed to an unremarkable name.

Aoko Sato.

Sato is a very common surname, and Aoko is also very common.The combination is ordinary.

What does what Aoko Sato does have anything to do with me, Tanikawa Kakutani?

She doesn't want to study and it's not that Tanikawa Kakutani doesn't want to study.

As for how to get a household registration.

Let’s be honest, I have done too many false certificates in Mafia and the Supernatural Secret Service Division. If it weren’t for Yokohama’s special form, I would have surrendered myself and studied in prison.

Do you think I'm off to a rough start now that I'm a five-year-old?Certainly not, the development of my supernatural ability has nothing to do with age, as long as I remember the knowledge, even if I am one year old, I can still live well.

This is the daily life of hanging on the wall.

Sigh, it's so cool for me to be able to hang up like this!

After I had a legal identity, I created a well-regulated life experience for myself, and then started a life in Yokohama with no diploma or skills, all relying on the kindness of others.

Because of my age, after I came out, I first entered an orphanage and stayed there for a few years. When I was a little older, I came out to be self-reliant.

I am 12 years old now, and my life experience has been very rich.

When I was three years old, I ran into Huangba vomiting, when I was five years old, I left the slums, and when I was nine years old, I came out of the orphanage to make a living. Now that I have done enough odd things, I finally saved enough money, and I only need a nominal guardian to buy a house. rooted.

Yokohama is so big, it is really not easy for us children to live.

On the if line, although I am only 12 years old, I am already a mature adult who can afford to raise children.When I was nine years old, I came out of the orphanage to be self-reliant and followed a little tail.

When I was 11 years old, I brought back a little tail from outside.

Because I had to bear the living expenses of two little tails at a young age, I resolutely chose Mafia when I was only 12 years old.Want to ask why?

As the elder sister of the family, the financial pressure is really great. Many times I need to use the remaining money to buy lottery tickets ruthlessly under the pitiful eyes of the little tails, and then rely on my Mobius ring One month's living expenses were lost due to unreasonable fortune.

Isn't it reasonable for me to come to Mafia?

Organizations that can accept 12-year-old employees can only be found in the dark side of Yokohama.

Things are so impermanent.

When I went out today, the little tails hugged me and refused to let me go.One of them sobbed: "I will definitely make money!"

Wake up, no one in our family can stand up to find a legitimate high-paying job, and soon there will be no money to buy lottery tickets.

Now the lottery ticket seller saw me running faster than anyone else, so I had no choice but to find a job at Mafia.

Mafia is a legal organization with decent positions.

Really.

"Really?"

"Really, there will be delicious food when you come back."

"Because the pressure of life is too high, I feel that Mafia doesn't mind my age, and the salary is very good, so I came here."

"You know what Mafia does, right?"

"know."

Mafia doesn't accept everyone. I said that I am a person with special abilities, and I am very suitable for some things, and I got the job after I made a relative demonstration.

The lowest level of staff.

It should be like this at the beginning, but I was lucky, and it happened that they recently had a shortage of people in a department, so I was stuffed into that department.

Mafia martial arts faction, Aoko Sato, is online today.

Because I was too young, when I first cooperated with Mafia's colleagues, they were worried that a little girl like me would cry.

"After all, this kind of thing, no matter how you look at it, the little girl will be afraid."

this……

Maybe it's because I'm too young in a black suit, and I don't look aggressive.I can't blame me for this, I was born with it, I can only try to increase my threat with a deadpan expression, and then kick the enemy's bones in front of them.

"I feel fine."

I am very serious.

How can a mature adult who has to support a family be underestimated by others because of his age?

After I get familiar with work, the two little tails at home can tidy up the house, and then wait for my ochazuke or wagashi after get off work.

"Tun, is it really okay for you to eat chazuke like this?"

Dun, who was still belching after eating, said, "...delicious."

Compared with him, the seven-year-old boy Jiusaku is very refined, and the way he hugs his doll and eats dumplings is very kawaii.

Follow my two little tails, one named Atsushi Nakajima and the other named Kusaku Yumeno.

One can't control the supernatural ability of oneself, and the other is the supernatural ability of mind control.But they followed and I picked it up.

After I got a job, through Mafia's relationship, we finally didn't rent a house. Mafia replaced our nominal guardian and made buying a house a lot easier for us.

They are very enthusiastic about their new home.

On the first day we moved, we had very little stuff, only some clothes.When I went out to buy some household items, the two of them were cleaning the new house, and after cleaning, they rolled around on the floor of the new house.

me: smile

How to make children feel that a new home is hard-won?

Simple, go to the bookstore to buy some enlightenment books, and tell them that I want to expand other businesses now and need a scholar, but I am too busy at home, so I can only trouble them.

"Knowledge is power."

I speak earnestly, and let the two of them feel the weight of knowledge by the way.

"Three bowls of Ochazuke, five strawberry Daifuku."

"Do you understand?"

I don't need to study, I have time to make up for it, but they can't, they are at the right time in their lives, how can they be a child who doesn't study?

study!

Learn from the dead!

Don't feel bad about my money!

Today is also a day to make others love learning.

Before I went to work, I looked at Atsushi and Hisaku who studied hard and exchanged opinions from time to time, and nodded with satisfaction.

If they learn well, it may not be long before our family can have two more writers earning income.

How to get promoted quickly?

Get rid of all the enemies, complete the mission successfully, and most importantly, meet the forest boss.

I am 12 years old.

This is a bonus item.

Let me be considered cute, which is another plus point.

If I have the ability, I will make the superior look pleasing to the eye, so my salary is increasing day by day visible to the naked eye.

"Is there really no problem?"

"no problem."

Under the worried eyes of the two of them, I smiled: "Because I will be 13 years old after the new year." Mori Ogai only prefers girls aged 12 and below.

"If, I mean, if Aoko doesn't like Mafia's work, we can also help Aoko make money. Look, the money Kusaku and I have made in the past few days."

Jiu Zuo's money is hidden in the doll that never leaves him, and Dun's money is stacked upright under his tatami mat. Although it is fragmented, it looks like there is a lot.

I reached out and touched the heads of both of them.

"Try to write a book. If you go out, the situation of both of you is not suitable."

This should be a game for great writers to develop.

And I am the old mother who is constantly kryptonite in order to raise her son.Main job Mafia employee, part-time job, leader's dress-up show model.

I think he may have given me all the clothes that Alice doesn't wear. Even if Alice said "Rintaro is a pervert", he is also keen on wearing small skirts for Lori.

I took the elevator to the chief's office on the top floor. There are usually only two situations. One is that he bought a new skirt, and the other is that Alice doesn't wear the skirt he bought.

Otherwise, with my current position, I frequently go in and out of the chief's office and be summoned by the chief, which is unreasonable.

It is very open and aboveboard that I rely on connections to go through the back door.

Even when I was a model, the leader gave me a chance to get good impressions and asked me why I was so obedient, but I dared to tell the truth: "Because Mafia's salary is very high."

Mori Ogai smiled: "There will be two more today."

Ugh.

It may be the reason why I answered wrongly. When I do part-time modeling work now, I always meet other people. Other people are of higher level than me. After I ask, I honestly hang around in the corner of the elevator.

"It's Aoko, Sato Aoko, right?"

"Yes."

Unless one of them took the initiative to ask questions, most of the time I was a taciturn and honest person.

There is no way to be dishonest.

On my left, Osamu Dazai with a bandage on his face, and on the right, Mafia's force ceiling Nakahara Chuya.

And I, an innocent passer-by who rushes to work every day and works as a tool for the leader just to earn a little money.

No topics, no familiar relationships.

"It looks familiar."

When the elevator was going up, Osamu Dazai, who was quite close to the people on my left, continued to answer my "yes" without the slightest embarrassment, "I like you very much."

I:! ! !

"scared?"

In a small space, I saw that his smile had no warmth, it was just a smile arc, as if worn on his face, which had no meaning other than scaring.

It wasn't until Nakahara Chuya lowered his voice and said "Dazai" that he stopped pouring black mud at me.

The weather was fine today, but my scalp was numb, and I felt that maybe I should not study, so I couldn't have a just excuse to let Osamu Dazai learn abstract algebra.

It is reasonable to suspect that Osamu Dazai, a person with a criminal record, may not know where he got the memory of another world.

Then I thought about how many worlds I have a good relationship with Osamu Dazai, and how many Osamu Dazai have been cheated by me, and I instantly calmed down.

Any horror, as long as you find yourself beating him countless times, everyone will be at peace.

It doesn't count if the leader slaughters, but at that time we were each other's donkeys.

He wanted me to be an undercover agent to protect his best friend, and he said he would solve the problem for me.Later, the others disappeared, and then I went from the detective agency to Mafia, and grabbed a leader to come to Dangdang.Inherited his subordinates, licked his big white tiger, and asked his best friend to solve problems for me.

As for the other Dazai?

I pigeonholed him many times.

The Yokohama Ace Pigeon is not Osamu Dazai, but me.

Osamu Dazai once pulled me in the park square and said, "You put all the pigeons in the square!"

I correct him: "There are not that many pigeons in Yokohama."

As for the reason for pigeons, it's too easy to do.

Even in the end, I dove him.

The exit was very sudden and uniform.

Well, yes, death.

My One Hundred Ways to Die, directed by the superhuman ability, borrowed from Osamu Dazai's Complete Suicide Manual.

All the if lines, the way I exit is basically the same, which is death.Because this is the most straightforward way, all fetters will be taken away by death.

When I want to go back to this world and don't think I will come back again, I will not give myself any way out.

But it is not irreversible.

The if line that has a good relationship with Ranpo, because Ranpo knows what I want to do too well, I said at his suggestion that I went abroad, and he said to leave the rest to him.

Then I didn't die.

What does this tell us?

A friend wants someone who can give me advice.