i may be a bug

It seems that this is the first time I have received someone's confession.

Memorable.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I don’t know if there are any confessions in those memories that were blocked by the supernatural power. From my existing memories, this is indeed the first time I have received a serious confession.

"I love you" plainly.

I'm really sour.

I only got such a confession in the high question.

Looking back at my experiences over the years, there are many beautiful men around me, of all types, but nothing sparked with me.

This seems very abnormal.

But thinking about this world, Junichiro and Naomi and I are inseparable, sticking together, so it's not surprising that we can't receive confessions.

If I want to get a confession, I may need to hold Junichiro's waist and make a request when he is sweating: "Junichiro, I want to confess!"

Then--

Then, with Naomi's encouragement, Junichiro would write a [-]-character speech, and revise it repeatedly until Naomi was satisfied, and then he would come to me and recite with eloquence.

I can imagine that scene.

Naomi has persecuted Junichiro quite a few times just to make me happy, and Junichiro can just memorize the speech script and recite it in front of everyone as if nothing happened.

Why so sure?

Ah, because as long as Naomi or Junichiro want to confess, the other two will choose to do the same.

I confessed to Naomi as many times as I confessed to Junichiro, straight-forward, very serious.

As for Junichiro and Naomi's confession to each other, it's just everyday.The three of us played this kind of game with each other quite a lot during our sticky, hormonally kicking middle school days.

But at that time, the number of times I asked for confession was 0, and I was complained by them, but I couldn't say the phrase "Please confess to me" no matter what.

As for the if line...

Are you talking about the pleas that a group of Osamu Dazai talked about, or the big adventures in Truth or Dare?

But in a sense, I can be regarded as the female high school student who has gathered all the confessions.Looks like a winner in life.

But there should be no winner in life like me.In the truth or dare of Mafia executives, I watched my boss Edogawa Ranpo lose, and saw him win the big adventure of confessing to a certain woman.

At that time, I was just an innocent onlooker sneaking in the corner. When the boss stood up and walked towards me, I quickly hid my face and restored myself to the good subordinate who listened to his orders seriously. .

Please come up with a question, Mr. Ranpo.

Whether you ask me where are the women here with the gentlest personality, the gentlest tone of rejection, or women who have no resistance to good-looking people, I can find women who have long had a crush on Mr. Ranpo for him .

And my boss, when I was about to answer the test paper with full marks, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he told me in one sentence that I was the test question.

The test papers are gone.

He said he pulled a crumpled note out of his pocket, looked at it and said, "I like you."

I:"……"

"Give me a reaction, this is Lord Ranpo's confession!"

To be more precise, it is Mr. Ranpo's confession of choosing a big adventure after losing the game. As a qualified subordinate, I put on a smiling face and try my best to make people feel that the answer is sincere:

"Master Ranbu, I don't have any money now, so I can't afford to support you. Can you wait until I have money?"

I think I'm very resourceful.

This answer counts as a perfect score, and it can be advanced or retreated.I didn't embarrass my boss in the game. After the game, as long as the boss said a word, I could forget everything about today.

Said that he was too useless, did not make enough money, and was ashamed of the love of his boss.

In order to show my approval after the game, my boss made a report to the leader to increase my salary.

I think I've done a good job.

Let the boss trust me more.

That's why later one person received two salaries.

This is the result of hard thinking after I was called a fool by my boss and almost failed to get out of his office alive. If it's not an extra meal, it can only be trust.

The confession of Edogawa Ranpo, one of the five major cadres of Mafia, is one of those confessions with various reasons, which does not seem so miserable.

The least face-to-face is Osamu Dazai's invitation to die in love, "Beautiful lady, please die in love with me!"

He said this sentence to countless people in a day, although he later made a lovely gesture, saying that he had the most sincere expression on my side.At that time, I also very sincerely asked him to find someone else, so as not to delay my earning money to buy exercise books.

"Even if you want me to do something, just say it, and I will do it."

"Don't talk about dying for love, it will delay my work."

It's okay to die for love if it can solve a thousand worries in a single leap, but it can't solve a thousand worries in a single leap, and it makes me worry more and more.

When I think about a topic and think of the whole person in a daze, jumping across the river with Osamu Dazai is of course not a martyrdom, because neither of us died.

Then I saw that question and found it even more difficult.

Life is too difficult.

I wiped the water off my face and continued to write the questions firmly.

As for the leader Zai who is a maverick among a group of Dazai rulers, if he encounters something that cannot be resolved and confesses to me or proposes to die in love, it must be the end of the world.

It's too late for me to go out and save the world, who cares about his confession.

Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai are two typical examples, one doesn't look so miserable, and the other looks really miserable.

I mean how their confession made me feel.

Because of being confessed, there are still many times when I went from being excited to discovering the truth calmly and calmly. The deer in my heart was beaten to death because of depression, and I hung it on the wall as a public execution.

When Yuzao said that he liked me for the first time, I was very calm, looked at him with calm eyes, and said, "Oh, painting requires money, don't think it's free."

He is also a ruthless monster.

After the first straight ball was unsuccessful, he chose to spend money and asked me to paint for him.

For the sake of money, I faced his various requests with the most upright attitude.Of course, I still chose to collect money for his small actions during my painting process.

Except for his small movements, he behaved well at other times, and he didn't try to tell me some Waka and haiku that I didn't want to hear.

I added my face to the witch he wanted, and drew various frame pictures at his request.He'd look at me beside me, the expression on my face that didn't change much.

He said: "Sometimes, I really don't know what to do. Why don't you look at me, little girl?"

I granted his wish.

Because the drawing material needs to use the human form of Tamamo, so I shifted my sight to Tamamo.

Most of the foxes are associated with romance and disastrous to the country and the people. My Tamamo-mae here is not only that, but also a fox with a different beauty every time I draw a picture.

I can find a romance in every part of his skin from his eyebrows and eyes, and he doesn't look like that kind of serious fox.A serious fox will not try to wink at me when I look at him, making his eyes hooked and seductive.

"You are a beauty."

"Then do you like it?"

"Of course I like it."

"But it's not the kind of liking I want." He was lying on the tatami, one of the nine tails was near my hand.

He is a very strange fox.

He desires me in words, but he is very restrained in behavior.In our daily life, he is at most provocative in words and expressions.He is very conflicted.

Craving and restraining himself.

"You're weird."

The fox was on the couch, looking at me with golden eyes, I felt a golden flame burning in his eyes, "It's not surprising. I just like it too much, too much."

Many times I wanted to ask Xiaowu if this fox had been struck by lightning and lost his mind, but at this time, Yuzao would no longer restrain himself.

"Don't contact him, what do you want to know, I'll tell you."

I was wrapped in his nine tails, and when I broke free, he stopped wrapping me up.

"This is jealousy. The tail wraps you up to let you leave my scent on you. The evil spirit on the big monster is unique." He paused at this moment and asked me, "Do you want me to continue Go on?"

"think."

"It's like the unclean power given to you by Yamata no Orochi, like the demon wine from the ghost king of Dajiang Mountain, like the illusion of that envoy."

"I say this to make you understand two things. One is that I have been watching you, I have been watching you for a long time when you first saw me. The second is that, except for me, none of them I will tell you this, and this is because I like you too much. If I didn't like you so much, I should have appeared in front of you long ago. "

Tamamo said a lot the other day.

He said that I didn't need his help, nor did I want help from others. I just met him and followed others.

When I needed him, he knew that it was the best opportunity to appear at that time, because he would get a lot of things that he can't get now.

"For example, those emotions that make me feel happy, but have nothing to do with your liking me."

But that's also the worst of times.

"At that time, I would only get a one-man show of self-deception. Unlike now, your eyes are completely emotional, and there is no me at all."

"Suishen, because of the resentment and hatred of human beings, he was forced to become the God of Misfortune. If you have received so much resentment, probably no one taught you how to love others."

"Have you ever learned how to love?"

If you want to let a dull person understand his mind, one is to hit a straight ball and not roundabout.Detours are doing useless work, and don't use any reason, as long as you say "I like you" repeatedly, his heart will be taken seriously one day.

Also, teach the dull one to learn to love.

He will probably be very hard, because it is a long, sometimes half-finished thing.He is not afraid of time, but afraid of a sudden change in his mind on the way.Throwing the ignorant god on the way again, let the god give him another name for his previous efforts, making her think that love is like this, and go to a more wrong path that cannot be turned back.

She will never learn the way to love.

He hid from the gods for so long, went to the palace where the gods couldn't go, and didn't look at the gods for so long, just afraid.

"I'm very scared. It's the first time I'm so scared. I'm afraid that my liking will only last halfway. I'm afraid that I won't be able to persist. I'm afraid that my current self-righteousness will cause you more harm."

"But Suishen, your existence is my courage."