i may be a bug

What will pop out of the grass?

——Tanikawa Kakutani

I met that monster when I was climbing Seimei's wall.

Because of his huge demon power, I hung on the Qingming wall for a long time, until the demon power disappeared, I poked out a face from the Qingming wall, and then met two pairs of fox eyes.

I fell from the clear wall, pretending nothing happened, and continued my journey.

That monster is Tamamo-mae.

When I needed to worry about the shrine, I wanted to tie Tamamo-mae back and stationed at the shrine, but Tamamo-mae was in a special location, and I went down to Mt. Oe under the guidance of Yaqi Orochi.

Now that I don't need to stabilize the shrine, Tamamo-mae came out of that palace.

Is the fox's instinct to seek good luck and avoid disaster?

maybe not.

If he really had the instinct to seek good luck and avoid disaster, he wouldn't run into me when I made such a fuss.It's not like now, when the wild bosses don't need to open illusions. In the past, I walked without man-made disasters or natural disasters.

When I met him for the first time, the natural disaster just stopped around me, Yu Zaoqian was at the foot of the mountain, I took a look at him from a distance, and felt that this man-made disaster really had quick results.

So want.

But now I don't think so.

Now Xiaowu and I have become pen pals. He tells me stories, and I give him illustrations. From time to time, a little spark of thought is sparked in the exchange of letters.

When I draw new stories, I will send them to him, and the new books he writes will also be sent to me.

Under this premise, I am more interested in the love story between Tamazamae and the witch.The love story was written by Xiaowu. He wanted me to draw illustrations, a witch in a white dress and a scarlet hakama.

"If it really doesn't work, just draw a fox with nine tails."

Up to now, the only person Xiaowu dare not write his name is Fujinshensui, for others, even Amaterasu Omisami cannot seal his pen.

The reason is that writing the name of Futsu Kamitsu may die young. For more stories, he sacrificed his desire for expression.

I'm different, I don't care much about painting Fujinshensui, I just paint when I get paid, Xiaowu implicitly expresses how brave I am a few times.No, no, the most daring one is Xiaowu, who wrote the story of the real master in front of the real master, and made the real master jealous of his avatar in the story.

I looked at him many times and wanted to ask him if we would sell books together. I would be in charge of painting, and he would be in charge of writing.

I swallowed this kind of words after seeing Xiaowu's face that was not dead at all asking for money.Forget it, don't be a high-minded person, he is richer than me.

The point is, they are richer than me.

If he has no money, how can he afford an illustrator like me.We are still pen pals, if we haven't been deleted, then it's true love.

As a god whose name is Fujin, but whose real name is Poor God, my inherent skill is to be open to money. If I have enough money, I will spend enough energy on a painting.

I am the god who said "you get what you pay for" with confidence.

I knew I couldn't keep the money I earned, so I sent more than half of it back to the shrine and gave it to Prajna for safekeeping.As for how Banruo wants to spend the money, I wrote in the letter, "Except for the three gift money, you can spend whatever you want."

The three gifts belonged to Huang, Yujiajin and Seimei respectively.

As for the money I have on hand, it is divided into three parts, one part is sent to Hiikawa Shrine, one part is sent to Oe-san, and the remaining part is mine.

Xiaowu sometimes complains about his money to support a group of people.

I nodded with deep sympathy: "Yes, you will be rewarded."

It is also for this reason that I always take Xiaowu's illustrations very seriously.Miko is okay, I drew a black long straight person wearing white clothes and scarlet hakama whose face is invisible, if Xiaowu has requirements for the image of the miko, I can draw my own face.

Xiaowu thanked me again and again for my kindness, and insisted that the witch in his illustration has no face.

"As long as there is a back view, it will be fine."

A miko without a face is easy to draw, as long as she looks beautiful from the back.

Before I painted Tamamo, it was not so smooth, because I had seen him before, and it was more difficult to make a second creation on his image.

It is understandable for a painter who is full of realism to be unable to paint blindly after seeing a real person.

I got stuck a few times when drawing the face and clothes, but I followed suit and changed to a nine-tailed fox before Tamamo.

The white-haired and golden-faced nine-tailed fox is still a ferocious beast.

I have never seen his body, and I drew it with ease.Before painting, I read the story written by Xiao Wu, who wrote about the sadomasochistic relationship between Tamazamae and the witch.It's a very common type. I've seen the sadomasochism of Yamata no Orochi, Ara, and various monsters in Xiaowu's story, and I'm used to the pairing of monsters and witches.

Monsters and witches, monsters and humans Ji Jun, gods and humans, these three types are the most widely spread, and the differences in races make such love extremely profound.

As for other combinations, people may not have much sense of substitution, and very few appear.

The illustration I drew corresponds to the plot where human beings hurt the shrine maiden, and Tamamo Mae protects herself in front of the shrine maiden. In the next chapter, the shrine maiden commits suicide and leaves Tamamo Mae alone as a demon.

I couldn't calm down for a long time after watching it, and Xiaowu also started to feel lazy.

My original idea was that Tamamo held the witch in her arms, and the witch happened to only reveal a little bit of facial skin between Tamamo's chest and hair.

Unfortunately, I'm stuck now and can't draw the humanoid Tamamo-mae.Then the witch's treatment can only be from Yuzao's arms to sitting on the ground, with her head down, covered in blood, and weeping silently.

I even had to have a nine-tailed fox cover her face.

It doesn't matter that the nine-tailed fox looks hideous at all, the lover has been hurt like this, so it's useless to look good.

I scribbled and corrected on the paper, and came up with an abstract first draft. When I outlined the image of the nine-tailed fox, I heard something smashed outside my temporary residence.

I opened the door to look, and a nine-tailed fox with white hair and a golden face appeared at my door, and said faintly, "I'm not that ugly."

I want to tell my pen pal that I drew a picture of Tamamo-mae, and I was criticized by Tamamo-mae for being too ugly, so you can't reduce the money.

"Little girl, don't sell your conscience for money."

I originally wanted to tell this big monster that this is just a first draft, and it is very normal to draw a fox as a fat dog in the first draft, just add some details in the later stage.

I couldn't say it, because the big monster held up a money bag with the fox's paw, "Change, must be changed, I won't allow me to be so ugly!"

I held the purse and said solemnly, "Change!"

Boss Huang, I really didn't cheat this money, it was given to me by the fortress in front of Yuzao.I don't know how it happened, it just came to me.

I now have two parties.

Two parties have two shares of money, and there is no conflict in the current request.

What Xiaowu wants is appeal, what Yuzaoqian wants is a realistic version of herself, without conflict.

Under the supervision of Yuzao, I continued to modify the fat dog. From time to time, I glanced at the white-haired and golden-faced nine-tailed fox in front of Yuzao, and successfully completed the realism of Yuzao.

Is Tamamo-mae satisfied?

No, he was not satisfied, he disliked that the witch behind him would only cry.

"The expression is a little colder, don't care a little bit. No, why doesn't this witch draw a face, just draw it."

I stopped writing and said quietly, "add money."

When two Party A disagree, listen to the one who gives the most money.This is a thousand-layer routine that asks for money.

Another thousand-layer routine of desperately asking for money is to launch package activities when Party A has enough money.

I suspect that Yu Zaoqian came to my door to give me money. Just the package activity that he, a big monster, ordered from me has already made me owe more than a dozen paintings.

After the picture in front of Miko and Yuzao was finished, I could only tell Xiaowu sorry that I couldn't draw illustrations for him for the time being, "Here came a rich man who ordered more than a dozen pictures."

Xiaowu is considerate: "It's okay, you can finish drawing him first, and I will give you a new story next time."

I suspect that half of my shoulder is about to fail.

Yuzao likes to jump on my shoulders when I'm painting, even though he was just a small dumpling at that time, with nine tails on my neck, sweeping twice from time to time, the fox's paw would step on me a few times when he was dissatisfied Shoulder, let me stop the brush, turn my face to listen to him speak.

He is still a heavy weight on my shoulders.

So I can only apologize: "add money."

Yuzao got used to listening to my money-adding a few days ago.Without further ado, he gave me another item.Except for the money bag he gave me on the first day, what he gave me in the past few days were headgear, silver thread and hairbands.

I can now say that my whole body is the most valuable on my head, because the hair is covered with valuables.

"The view is wrong."

I looked at the picture below. There is a fox in the sunny weather, and there is a little shadow in the distance. I have drawn the landscape, vegetation and trees very carefully. What is wrong?

Yuzao said: "The weather is not so good, let's draw some storms on the other side."

Yu Zaoqian is a client who puts forward a lot of requirements, but he has the money in place, and I will draw whatever he wants me to draw. I am just a drawing machine with no emotions.

I listened to his request and painted the smiling witch under the cherry blossoms, the fox in the wind and rain, and the fox and the witch in the same frame far away.It is reasonable to suspect that this fox, he has an unrequited love.

The object of unrequited love is a witch.

And he, because of his own soul painting skills, can only use money to create a picture that suits his heart.

The wealthy bosses have their own worries, but I, who have no money, have only one problem.

So when the fox said that he had no money, he should just sign an IOU, I silently crushed a pen, then smiled at him: "Go on."

He: "... I think I should be quite valuable, can I pay the bill?"

This is the sand sculpture version of me getting along with the fox in front of Yuzao, the actual version is somewhat different from the sand sculpture.What appeared outside my door was not a white-haired golden-faced nine-tailed fox, but a human form in front of Yuzao. He smiled at me, his eyes seemed to have melted gold: "It's really not easy to find the little girl."

I think this is more sand sculpture than sand sculpture.

Even a little difficult to understand.

Because this nine-tailed fox asked me if I could draw a portrait of myself and give it to him.

"The little girl is probably too dull, so I'll try the direct way."

I want to write a letter to Xiaowu, saying that I have an inspiration for a story, and the story has a long name-"When I Dreamed, I Dreamed of Being Confessed, I Think He Was Crazy".