i may be a bug

Why is the atmosphere not right?

Then everything went wrong.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

How did I get to Tamamo?

I don't have any answer to this question for reference now, because it is very difficult for me to meet him now.

It's the kind of sense of loss that I can't let the palace walls collapse when I try my best to see you.

What a great monster, why did you run into the palace?

I didn't want to go to that palace and let my natural and man-made disaster buff have a chance to go online, so I reluctantly gave up Yuzaoqian.

"Senior, is there a better choice than Tamamo-mae?"

"Isn't Kidomaru not enough?" He stretched out his hand and touched his chin, making a thoughtful expression, "Do you want Da Jiang Shan?"

"Dajiangshan?"

"I heard that the Shuten-douji there is my child."

I watched Yamata no Orochi silently for a while, until the evil god showed a common joking smile: "What's wrong?"

"Are you... are you trying to make yourself extinct?"

"It doesn't matter. There will be another child when he dies."

What a touching fatherly love this is!It is so great that the child is dead, and Yamata no Orochi is ready to reproduce by itself.

I wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corners of my eyes, held Yamata no Orochi's hand, and asked seriously, "Then your species is very rare, after all, it is a self-reproducing snake. Can snakes reproduce by themselves? Yes Now, if the senior can reproduce by himself, it is a hermaphrodite, what does the female appearance of the senior look like?"

Yaqi Orochi put away his smile when I asked the first half of the question, and was about to go back and lie down, but because I held his hand, he couldn't break away abruptly, so he just listened to me asking all the questions.

So, do you know why I just held his hand?There is only one chance to ask this kind of question. Of course, we must prevent the thin-skinned senior from running away halfway.

"It takes two people to have a baby."

Because the senior couldn't break free from my hand, he is now calm and expressionless.

"Aren't seniors still going to be extinct? I won't go, it's too miserable, really."

"There are two people on my side, and there are no children of mine on Dajiangshan."

"That's even worse, Shuten-douji is not the child of senior. Senior was cheated miserably!"

"Give me—put away that expression!"

I obediently put away the expression of "Senior must be very sad, I was deceived by human rumors and only now find out the truth". As for why this expression can be accurately received by Yamata no Orochi, and how it is perfectly expressed on my face ?

Just paste the text buff of this emoticon, even if I have no expression on my face, I can still convey this meaning.

Let Yamata no Orochi frowned, with an extremely displeased expression.

"Then can senior answer the question properly?"

"ask."

"Senior, can you really not reproduce yourself?"

"No."

"But I can."

Yamata no Orochi: "..."

Yamata no Orochi: "What happened to you? Natural disasters and man-made disasters?"

"According to the instructions to the gods, the divine power of the gods can create offspring. Senior, you can't, is it because the divine power is damaged?"

I didn't sleep very well that night because of teasing the snake.In Hiigawa Shrine, when I was resting in my residence, I closed my eyes and dreamed of a bunch of snakes, and I was soaking in the water, and Yamata no Orochi stretched out his hand from time to time to stir the water.

"What's the view of the Hii River?"

I probably know why there are no fish in Hiigawa.

This kind of slender white-scaled snake like a messenger, there is a river in Hii River, swimming, turning the entire water surface of Hii River into moonlight white.

Most of my body was lying on the water, and my upper body was lying on Yamata no Orochi's lap. Those white scaled snakes bypassed me and Yamata no Orochi, leaving a gap in the moonlight white of Feii River.

Yamata no Orochi plucked my hair up from the water of the Hii River, like pulling a wisp of ink from the moonlight.

Both sides of the Hii River are scale-like things, brightly colored, and there is a faint sound.

"Is it too straightforward to call it Snake River?"

"I said, senior, can you bear this waste of divine power?" I remained motionless, "I dare not move, for fear of exacerbating the consumption of divine power for senior."

"Do you want to be the drowned ghost of Hiigawa?"

Yamata no Orochi is the god who said that he has no problem and is not happy that I raised the question. As for the fact, we actually switched positions in the middle of the night.

Yamata no Orochi rested his head on my lap, whimpering, and I pinched his wrist to give him some divine power to keep him alive. Whenever I wanted to say something, he hummed weakly: "Shut up!"

He may be ashamed to see God.

Burying my face in my belly, I looked down and could only see his black hair and the cold white protruding from the black hair.

I will stop talking.

After all, this snake squeezed itself dry just to apply layer after layer of unclean power to me. Now that everything I say makes him angry, I can only shut up and give him my divine power up.

If his avatar who can walk out is gone in my dream, I will have one less chatterer.

Others dream that their sweetheart is happy together, but I dream, why do I have to save evil gods in my dreams?

I'm young and I'm so tired.

Then, while he is weak now, it would be better for me to do something, everything is to keep his snake life.

What are the consequences of excessive divine power output?

As a person who outputs divine power, I woke up with a sore back and a sore back after sleeping, but my spirit was still good. When I got up and was about to start my career as a shrine maiden, Mikoko appeared in front of me with a complicated expression. She said, "Yayoi, Hiigawa God said that you can rest."

Me: "However, God is the one who needs rest the most today?! I don't have any discomfort."

Mikoko: "..."

Yu Miko's expression became complicated by a quadratic.

I finished my daily tasks today, and when I was sitting quietly in that small room, Yamata no Orochi didn’t come out to see me, until I spread the paper on the table in the small room and started to write with a serious face, I heard the snake’s voice Hiss.

I started to write: "The estrus period of snakes is about five to six months, and the time from conception to laying eggs varies from one to two months, and the longest period can be more than half a year."

"What kind of snake is Yamata no Orochi? Its characteristics are unknown for the time being. Based on the calculation of half a year of pregnancy, the two possibilities of oviparous and ovoviparous need to be considered when giving birth..."

My paper was torn off by Yamata no Orochi who suddenly appeared. He put his tongue against his teeth and stared at me for a while, "Nonsense!"

"But if I want to clear my divine power, this is the fastest way."

The first time I lost my divine power to the god to save my life, the god had symptoms of indigestion. I don't understand why the big snake with eight heads has such poor digestion ability. Is it because it only has one stomach?

"Even if you give your divine power to that envoy, it's the same situation."

"Hey, is there any difference in my divine power?"

It was probably the first time that an evil god looked at me with such pity. He said, "It's better that you don't know."

I said, "Let's talk, no matter what is dying or extremely poisonous, I can handle it."

"Your divine power is too cold, like ice in water."

I:……

Waste my expression.

After Yamata no Orochi's indigestion passed, Mikoko received an oracle from Yamata no Orochi saying to ask Yayoi Miko to go to Oeyama to get something, this thing is very important to him, and he must get it back.

When Yu Shenzi saw me off, her expression was not as complicated as it was a few days ago. She just reminded me very plainly: "Don't rely too much on the favor of the gods."

I smiled at her.

If only I were a simple Yayoi priestess, chasing after the shadow of the god, it wouldn't be so miserable.But I am a misfortune god, and I am still the kind of misfortune god who is extremely fierce. The reason why the shrine has not collapsed is because Yamata no Orochi is a man-made disaster.

Chaos in Kyoto, the prophecy of the evil god who can make Takamagahara fall to the ground, without the blessing of my shrine, can only protect the safety of Hiigawa Shrine.

The shrine has a radius of a hundred miles, and the idiot who made my natural and man-made disaster buff work always comes and goes.

I have a headache and I'm upset.

I went to Dajiangshan.

Before I went to Dajiangshan, I was afraid that Dajiangshan would be collapsed by me. Later, I was relieved to find that there are many man-made disasters here, and I will not be able to collapse it for a while.

Sure enough, I, a misfortune god, can only live comfortably in this kind of place where monsters gather.There are three boys on the top, and a bunch of little monsters below to patch the buff isolation layer.

Occasional buff leaks are just a few onmyojis exploring the way, and then scared off by the reputation of the ghost king.

On the first day I came to Dajiangshan, I chose to do as the Romans do, but now I am just a scholar who travels all over the world and rests in Dajiangshan, and is chased by a group of little monsters to ask stories.

They asked, "Does Shuweng have women?"

I said, "I am."

"Then why don't you write a story?"

"I can only paint."

"Can you draw big rivers and mountains?"

I smiled softly at this group of innocent little monsters who have not yet been beaten by Futsu Shensui: "Let me tell a story."

In terms of stories, I actually don’t have any, but I can make them up if I can’t hold back, and the experience of Fuzushin Sui is too bizarre, changing the name can become a story.

When I replace Futsu Kamitsu with the girl in the box, Kiyohime, or a ghost girl, I can make this group of innocent children have a serious impact on their worldview.

There is a scene in the dreams of little monsters, that is, one day they will become powerful, and then go to the human side to grab a beautiful princess and come back, watching a bunch of people look helpless at themselves.

And I told them that the beautiful ones are not necessarily princesses, but also female monsters, such as the girl in the box, such as the ghost girl Qing Ji.

"The girl in the box took a drop of water from the flood, and once collected a grain of sand on a desolate beach in her box. She has collected many strange things, and the strangest thing is that it comes from human hatred, for no reason. The resentment, because there are too many, so she used the resentment as ink to draw a picture, and then locked it in the box."

"She has also been admired by humans, but she only loves the gaze of the admirer, because the admirer himself is too greedy and intends to completely control her."

……

The Girl in the Box is fun, the Ghost Girl is pure horror.After all, I always have to talk about natural and man-made disasters, so I shaped the artistic image of the ghost girl into a monster who will destroy whatever she likes because of her own characteristics.

"She killed everyone she liked with love."

"It's a monster who cries but can't lose his lover's heart."

……

As for Qing Ji, the little monsters don't want to listen to my stories anymore, and some monsters see my smiling face as if they saw a ghost.When I tell stories, I always intersperse some of the transsexuals and demons I have seen in those stories. They listen to it, and the demon life is gloomy.

"Is the human princess so delicate that she will die if she doesn't sleep well?"

I nodded: "Insufficient sleep can lead to sudden death."

Thanks to these little monsters, I met Shuten-douji.

I am a bookman passing by by chance.

He is the ghost king of Dajiangshan.

I clicked my tongue, it's not easy, the labor contract is not easy to sign.