i may be a bug

Treating everything as a coincidence is good for your physical and mental health.

You'd be better off simply forgetting a few things for a while.

But, the truth is there.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

There's a group of idiots near the Hiigawa Shrine.

They used living sacrifices to summon evil gods under the eyes of the gods, which annoyed us witches. Mikoko held several meetings for them, and I was the focus of attention.

It's the kind that is in charge of negotiating.

In order to better see how I deal with this matter, God Fei Yichuan sent a messenger to follow me.

It is said that the messenger is the chief culprit for making Hii River no fish. It is a white-scaled snake, slender and small, and it is the kind of snake that can be coiled in the hand to play with.

When God Fei Yichuan threw it to me, his tone was also lazy, as if he hadn't woken up: "My messenger."

When the courier met me for the first time, it suddenly appeared from the air, fell on me, and stiffened, making me think it was an ornament.

God Hiikawa didn't take it seriously, and I probably didn't either.When I have nothing to do, I walk on the road with a bow on my back and hang down my hands to play with snakes.

The messenger wanted to tell me that it also has a temper, but I don't understand Parseltongue, and Kidomaru who occasionally comes to me is also talking nonsense with his eyes open.

When it was about to bite me, it smiled: "It said sister, you don't use any strength, it would be better if you have more strength."

The most common actions are to appear suddenly and put an ugly and cute kid in my hand for me to carry, inadvertently throw the courier in my hand to the ground, and occasionally step on it inadvertently.

"Are you alright?"

"Sister, I'm fine."

"Are you sure you're okay, your lips are turning purple, I feel like you're poisoned."

"No……"

Because the courier was angry, he bit him directly and caused Guitong Wan to be poisoned and unconscious. The courier Ben snake also lied on my hand and hooked my wrist because of the one-time injection of too much poison.

It was the first time I knew that this messenger who was so temperless by me from beginning to end was not only tempered but also poisonous, and it was also the first time I knew that even a half-demon might be afraid of snake venom.

Kidomaru was in a coma for a long time. I treated him and forced the snake venom out of his body. I waited for him for half an afternoon, and even wondered if I should bury him if he was really poisoned to death. and then come to see him every year today.

Glad that didn't happen.

But after that, Kidomaru didn't try to trample the messenger to death with his foot, he was a good boy, how could he fall twice in the same place.

He smiled and stuffed a bird into the messenger's mouth.

"Sister, I want to establish a good relationship with the messenger, it can eat these."

Please stop, it's just a small snake, the size to be eaten by a bird, it can't eat such a big bird.Especially this bird, which is still alive.

Both the messenger and the bird panicked.

The messenger was blocked, and the whole snake was submerged in the bird's feathers. The bird was frightened by Kidomaru and bitten by the messenger. It fluttered its wings in Kidomaru's hands, screaming shrilly.

Then Kidomaru let go.

The bird jumped into the sky with a flutter, carrying the messenger with it.

Kidomaru had an unexpected expression on his face, "Ah, is the messenger still there?"

I recalled that day at sunset, when I used Kidomaru's chain to toss an imp, aiming at a frightened bird and the messenger hanging from it.

From this, I came to the conclusion that Messenger and Kidomaru cannot co-exist unless I am willing to sacrifice my own quiet time.

To be more specific, the messenger is in his arms, and Kidomaru is holding hands.

I don't think it will work.

This may be the reason why I didn't encounter natural disasters along the way. The chemical reaction between Kidomaru and the messenger suppressed the natural disasters.

As for those idiots who intend to summon evil gods, I think they are not up to the standard of man-made disasters. When I drew the bow and pointed the arrow point at them with a blank face, they lost their temper.

But I have.

The arrows were infused with the so-called spiritual power, directly purifying all their rituals.Destroying the dead, scraping off an inch of the ground.

I put away my bow and showed Kidomaru's smiling expression: "Come on, let me draw a picture for you."

Generally speaking, my negotiation process was successful. The idiots who intended to summon the evil god had a good attitude, admitted their mistakes quickly, and actively reformed, saying that they would never do it again, and gave a lot of compensation.

"and then?"

God Hiikawa ate the expensive wagashi bought with those compensation fees, and became very interested in the continuation of the story, "Did they go back safely?"

I took a bite of the tribute dumpling given to me by the gods, "Maybe."

"possible?"

"I gave them the seat of Fujin God Sui."

I can still recall now, those idiots who went through labor reform and filled the hole I made with one arrow, thinking that I was a mischievous witch, when they saw me very gently taking out the god of Futsujinsui expression--

dying! ! !

I don't want to pick it up, but if I don't pick it up, I'm sure I'll die!

My tone and smile are as gentle as a real witch: "This is a gift from the gods. I heard that you want to summon evil gods to act on behalf of the heavens. I hope that you can suppress this evil god."

I stretched out my hand to tidy up the wrinkles on the side of the sleeve that I made when I drew out the bow and arrow, and the smile on my face faded a little: "It can be done."

Since I am keen on summoning evil gods, I will sacrifice myself and give them my god position to satisfy their wishes. I am really a good person.

Compared with the evil god Yamata no Orochi, who has been sealed up now, Futsu Shensui is more powerful and more powerful, and it can better highlight their courage to do justice for the sky.

Speaking of which, I now have such a terrible reputation, largely thanks to these conspirators.They tirelessly created man-made disasters, and I happened to pass by, just to take the blame for them.

Since you are favored by me, it is not too much to charge some interest now.

If you want to complain, you can complain that the God of Misfortune has set it up, and disasters will inevitably occur wherever you go, which is not what I thought.

That's why I don't know now whether those people are dead or better than dead.

Fei Yichuan laughed out loud, his voice was already low and hoarse, but his smile was a bit seductive.In a place that is not too big, his laughter is as close to my ears as it is.

I kind of want to hide.

God Fei Yichuan descended in this small space, and the breath of the god was locked in this space by the spells in the room.

He was behind me. At first, he put one hand on my shoulder, and then his whole body stuck to me. I felt like I was being entangled by a snake-like creature.

He covered my eyes.

Now he really whispered in my ear, "You are not my believer."

"I thought you knew that the first day."

"Because it's very interesting, who knew that you were the age of the God of Misfortune."

"To be honest, what is Sui's image to you?"

The image of the year-old is blue-faced and fangs.

The image of the year-old is ambitious.

The image of Sui is that he does all kinds of evil.

The image of the year-old is a natural and man-made disaster.

"But, who knew that Sui would be you."

The God of Hiigawa is the Yamata no Orochi, and the maiden Yayoi is the God of Futsu.Is it wrong for me to eat and drink in the shrine where the big brother of the evil god hides his eyes?

As a junior who stole his limelight with his fierce reputation not long after he was born, his attitude towards me is tolerant.Tolerant enough to become the kind of senior who "you make trouble as you like, and give me the blame".However, it is really not easy for him to grab the pot from me. When I came back from a stroll outside, I had a bunch of pots on me.

I lay down on the low table and winked at him: "Senior."

The semi-transparent senior phantom twitched the snack, and said "hmm" to show that he heard it.

"Senior, do you think Yuzao is suitable to be a believer?"

The senior put down the snack in his hand, stretched out his hands to straighten my head, and then shook it twice. He looked at me with loving eyes: "How can you talk nonsense if you haven't entered the water?"

It's not nonsense.

Tamamo-mae is a big monster, the kind of big monster that you can't meet, but when I met him, I always thought of taking him back to the shrine to suppress those natural disasters that are jumping around.

If the situation does not allow it, I would like to pack it and take it back to the shrine, even the Yamata no Orochi.But Hiigawa Shrine hasn’t connected people with Yaqi Orochi, and there are still a group of people, so I won’t make any decisions about him

This time I went out because I ran into the big monster Yuzao, and I didn't take any blame for it. The rumors from the outside world kept pace with the times, saying that Fujin Shensui killed several onmyojis.

The death of the Onmyoji is miserable, and Fujin Shensui is actually an evil god.

I said "oh", thinking that they could spread it a bit more ruthlessly, and tied Yuzaoqian and Fujin Shensui together, and then I could descend logically and ask, "Are you willing to become my believer?"

The background music is the natural disaster orchestra played by friendship.

"Ham, why didn't they tie it up?"

"Let's tie it up."

Yamata no Orochi said slowly, "I am the god who is said to be able to make Takamagahara fall, and you are the god of misfortune who is rumored to cause disasters in the world. Cooperating with each other should stabilize your shrine."

"And, my believers, have money."

Hey, am I that kind of god? Even if Yamata no Orochi didn't say the last sentence, I would agree. I nodded, "Tied, when will the money be given?"

"Give it after signing the contract."

So Futsu Kamitsui and Yamata no Orochi have a nest together.

I talked to him remotely through my blessing on Prajna and asked how the situation at the Prajna Shrine was, and he said, "The rain has stopped."

"What about the shrine?"

"...I lost a beam today."

I can only say sorry to Yaqi Orochi, I only want one of his, but my shrine told me no, I need other man-made disasters.

"Maybe it was an accident..."

"Today Prajna said that a beam was dropped, but it used to be just a flower pot."

"...Your shrine, why are there such things as flowerpots?"

"It's easier to hide from a flowerpot than from a beam hitting your head."

I can't do multiple-choice questions now, what I need is all of them.