i may be a bug

Please believe that everything is a coincidence.

I'm just a poor, weak and helpless wretch.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

This is the first time that Hannya learns to wear the priest's clothes and learn to dance the Kagura dance. The boy with honey-colored eyes is wearing the black arabesque pattern dress I gave him, and his expression is not sweet at all when he dances the Kagura dance.

"Dance like Kagura dance, isn't it danced by witches?"

I was lying on the floor, flipping through a thick book of instructions for gods without any demeanor, which was given by Mr. Huang, who comes once every six months.A few days ago, it happened to be half a year. When he came, he saw Hannya and I were repairing the second torii gate.

After the shrine came to the maintenance period, our torii and our approach had problems, but there were not many people coming, so we could repair it leisurely.

"But this is not good, Mr. Huang."

"How can I be supported by believers."

Even if Huang is a real boss, I can have no image in front of him.This god who controls the stars and predicts the fate is my friend. Once he comes, I will stack a few buffs for him. I didn’t panic when he warned me not to do unnecessary things:

"Anyway, you are a god of misfortune, and it will not be a problem to absorb the resentment in your body."

I put my hand on the shoulder of the god, and said seriously, "Master Huang, as my guiding light, do you have anything to say?"

He didn't want to say anything, but his hand wanted to say a lot to me, such as pulling my hand off his shoulder, such as telling me not to sit like a boneless person.

Finally he threw me a book of instructions to the gods.

A big guy is a big guy, and with this book, I know a lot.For example - how to persecute my disciple Prajna.Let him put on the priest's uniform and dance the Kagura dance, and then bless him and tell him that the future of the shrine is in your hands, because I am going out.

Hannya: "Let the monster guard the shrine, is your mind alright?"

"It's better than ever. I think I can still respond to some messy wishes."

"Their only wish is for you to disappear."

"I understand, I'm just going to tell them that I'm still there and let them work harder."

The reputation of Fujin Shensui has not been spread in recent years, even the mountain under my feet has a name, Suishan.Sui Mountain is continuous and rainy, and is shrouded in disasters. It is the residence of Sui, the God of Fujin.

It is a hooligan mountain that can't be crossed without paying the toll, and has repeatedly generated income for me.

It is also an ominous mountain where all birds are silent according to the rumors.The only sounds that can be heard are the sound of rain and his own footsteps, or the sound of the wind blowing.If you hear a woman's voice, it is the god of misfortune.

People who have heard about the deeds of Futsu Shensui either ran out of Mount Suisan desperately, or went to her shrine tremblingly, offered their tribute, and begged for her tolerance.

If you haven't heard of it, you can only see if she is in a good mood.If it is good, they will escape from death, if it is not good, they will be buried on the spot.

The habitual half-year collapse of my shrine has turned into dissatisfaction with them, because no one believes in me, so I am determined to bring disaster to them.

Among so many false statements, only one makes me happy.This used to be the place where Ara's shrine was located, and the population is not too sparse. After the Araken sent them away overnight, the rumors that Futsujintou occupied the Ara Ogami's shrine and forced him away began to rise.After they know that the owner of the shrine is now Futsu Kamitsu.

I laughed "hahaha" for a long time.

The wild boss Feng Ping was murdered.

Although in their mouths I am the disaster itself, making them prefer to travel long distances rather than passing through Mount Sui, there are still some who dare to place my god at home and perform artistic processing on my image, turning it into a blue-faced and fang-toothed Yaksha.

I occasionally receive sporadic beliefs from those who are not afraid of death.

When I appear, there will be a catastrophe. The rumors of countless deaths and injuries make people who believe in me fear that they will wake up one day and have already entered the entrance of the underworld.

However, there is no other way. When they encountered evil spirits and had nowhere to go, they took risks and believed in me. They didn't even have the courage to lose my god position after they died.

Those who can repel evil gods and monsters must be more fierce!

Who knows what happened, I became a representative of evil gods and evil gods, far more harmful than Yamata no Orochi in some people's minds.Yamata no Orochi was sealed after all, forced to squat at home without the opportunity to come out for a long time, I am different.

It seems that rumors about me spread everywhere overnight. I changed from an unknown little god to a famous evil god that no one dared to believe.

Some believers found other righteous gods to believe in because they were afraid, and hoped that the gods would bless them from my murderous hands. That night, the gods just cracked when they were put on, or they couldn't put them alive.Maybe the god of Amaterasu Omisami is useful, but Amaterasu Osama Amaterasu is a special deity for the Emperor's family.

Desperate?

despair.

Desperate, they wiped away their tears, gave me a richer tribute, and begged for my forgiveness.

I may know why Yamata no Orochi wants to be an evil god.

Because the evil god is really, earning a lot.

And I'm worse than him.

Due to my own characteristics, none of the believers wants me to appear in front of them and ask them what they want.They still have a desire to survive, and the rule of exchange between gods and believers doesn't hold for me.

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It's still good to go out, at least I can eat more of my own melons.Although there is too much water in these melons.They have deeply misunderstood me.

It's just that disasters will happen where I appear, it's not that there will be disasters as soon as I appear.Like some places, I also stayed for a long time before something happened.Can this be my fault?

It's just a coincidence.

As for shrines and Suishan mountains, places where I spend a lot of time always have to be a little bit special.

When I was staying at the shrine, I only saw people coming to the shrine to pay tribute with a look of fear, and seeing the newly appointed priest Hannya showing a business smile can also scare people into fainting.They never say I'm terrible.

"Am I ugly?"

Banruo pointed to her young and beautiful face, "Isn't this pretty?"

I held his face and said sincerely, "It looks good, I was the one who scared them."

This is how gods and priests get along.

He works, I am responsible for boasting.

Now I'm out.

It’s all about being self-reliant, smiling at your own rumours, empathizing with their fears, and opening them up.

Is this my mercy for believers?

No, these people are not my believers. What makes me so considerate is the treatment of shrine maidens.With food, lodging and money included, any girl under the age of 16 has the opportunity to become a shrine maiden of the gods.

As a girl who is 15 years old and a few hundred months old, I meet the conditions of being less than 16 years old. I wear the white clothes of the witches and the Chihaya with the pattern of cranes and pines. Isn't it right?

No.

If I'm wrong, I won't be able to become a shrine maiden.

Now I can happily be a witch, living and living for free and getting a salary, which means that even that god agrees with my identity.

So every day I sincerely thank this kind god, the kind who can laugh when looking at his god statue.It's just that the god himself is a little embarrassed.

"Why don't you go?"

I whispered there: "I hope you can be safe in the future."

I didn't hear anything, the voice of the gods was too small.

Like me, there are not many people who choose to become shrine maidens. We are all children selected from villages near the shrine, but my situation is a bit special. I am the only one left after a demon disaster occurred in my village.

The older witches said that I was loved by the gods, that I was very talented, that my spiritual power was pure and powerful, and that I was blessed by the gods.

"You are really lucky to survive such a big monster."

I just face it with a shy smile.

The god that the witches believe in is Hiikawa God, which is no different from other gods, except that after wearing a white foot bag, a small bell is tied to the foot.

There is also a special priestess in charge of this matter, we call her Mikoko.

Imagine a scene where young and lively girls tied their hair with white sandalwood paper, trainees in pine leaf-colored kimono skirts and priestesses in white clothes and scarlet hakama lined up in two rows, waiting for Migiko to tie the god-pleasing lace on their feet. Little bells, don't start your day until you tie them.From time to time, a series of bells will ring throughout the shrine, which is where the solemn girls embody their liveliness.

At this time, I felt that Fei Yichuan God had a bad taste, and I don't know how he came up with the bell on the witch's foot.

As a priestess who is full of food and shelter and has money, I also have such a bell on my foot. I don’t know if it is specially made, but the sound of shaking is very different from other people’s.

A small jade bell.

Miko said that this is the love of Hiikawa God for me.

Because I love it, I am not in those two columns. I am always the first to get up, and the first to be tied with bells, and then I look at the other girls who are wearing bells.

I don't think this is called liking. This is the torture God Feiyichuan has given me. He doesn't let me sleep peacefully.After all, in order to express gratitude to the gods, the shrine maidens who are loved by the gods have to abide by more rules, and they also need to maintain awe of the gods in their hearts. They need to spend an hour alone with the gods in a small room in the temple every day and listen to the oracle.

What kind of strange rule is this?

I reasonably suspect that this god is not serious.

This shrine is also not decent.

The unscrupulous God Fei Yichuan didn't send down oracles very often during this hour, he was just a simple talker.Just like that, how is the weather outside today, is the fish in the river fat? If it is fat, can I roast it and offer it to him?

I said that the fish in the river are still small and have many thorns, so don’t roast them, it’s better to stew them into fresh fish soup, even if there is no extra oil and salt here, the fresh fish is not good.

"Is there no fish in the Hii River?"

He smiled vaguely, "No, there are only aquatic plants in Feiyi River."

I was very disappointed: "Oh, only aquatic plants? I thought I could improve my diet."

God Hiikawa is indeed not a serious god.

A decent god would not silence the bell on my foot when he saw a monster hooking up with a witch, nor would he say that I have no conscience the next day. If I have a conscience, I should leave some for him.

"Just a little bit, I'm still a priestess, and it's dangerous to meet youkai."

Hiikawa God: "I will help."

I:? ? ?

Because God Hiikawa personally came down to cover us, that monster and I have been meeting each other at a constant frequency, and God Hiikawa also has a stable enshrinement.

It has developed to the point that when he eats sakura cake, he will be picky and say: "It doesn't taste good." In the past, even if it was a glutinous rice dumpling without filling, he would say it was delicious.

he's changed.

I even think he is fat.

"Gods don't get fat."

"I do not believe."

"I've seen monsters eat balls."

He was speechless for a long time that day, and finally said in a serious tone: "That monster is very powerful."

But in fact, I have never seen a monster that is fat into a ball, I just slandered him casually.The one who came up with the idea was the monster who traded with me. He is a handsome young man with pointed ears, reddish hair, and red eyes. He looks young.

The most important thing is the sweetness of the mouth.

When I was worried about my age, she said to me in a sweet tone: "My sister will always be 15 years old."

It is also the person who said that youkai eat too much and turn into a ball when I am worried about the body problem of Hiikawa God who is getting more and more mouthy.

His name is Kidomaru.

He was the real survivor in the small village below the Hiigawa Shrine, and I was just passing by to bring him out of the flames.

He is a half-demon who plays with chains and likes to carve names on chains.

"What's your sister's name?"

Kidomaru, who claims to be only 14 years old, will appear by my side when I go out to deal with commissions, just like a younger brother who clings to his older sister.

I said, "My name is Yayoi."

I saw the name engraved on the chain by him. He looked at me and smiled obediently: "Because I don't want to forget my sister's name, so I engraved it to remember."

Then his memory is quite bad, and the chains are densely packed with names.

When I went back to talk with God Fei Yichuan, he was sighing: "Why have so many things happened recently? It hasn't stopped."

I could only cough: "Not sure."