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How to get close to a ghost king who likes to drink, and then talk about things?

Send a bar.

It should do what you like.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Actually, I'm not sure if this will work.

I haven't tried winemaking after all.

I've only ever had alcohol.

I can only resign myself to give it a try.

So I consulted a professional in terms of wine, a civet cat who makes wine.Because he was born in the morning, his name was Chaosheng.

It can be regarded as the elder of wine making among civet cats.

More importantly, Shuten-douji drinks the sake he makes.

I know the basic principles of wine making, after all, biology in Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biochemistry mentions wine making.Liquor is the liquid produced by the fermentation of raw materials, which contains ethanol.

It is esters, acids, aldehydes, ketones and alcohols that make wine produce aroma.

When I didn't know the specific process of wine making, the natural process of wine making turned into a chemical experiment.The first is the purification of ethanol, and I started the traditional arts to burn glass and build glass equipment for ethanol purification.

The lab then makes ethanol.

It doesn't look very reliable.

Because I extract ethylene from ripe fruit, let ethylene and water react under my catalytic buff to produce ethanol.Compared with the natural brewing process, it shortens the time and wastes a lot of fruit. It can only be said that this is a laboratory product, let me see if it can be brewed quickly.

Through my personal test of poison, I feel that this kind of laboratory-made ethanol experiment is unnecessary. Let's try the traditional brewing process. Time will prove the quality of the wine and my sincerity in wanting to get close to the king of ghosts.

As for why?

What I brewed can no longer be called wine, but a purely laboratory-made ethanol purification experiment. Under precise temperature control, the mixture of high-purity ethanol and water drips into a glass vessel through a distillation tube.

I took a sip.

Confirmed its taste.

I remember that not long ago in this world I drank wine that was even worse than this taste. The legendary eaux-de-vie, I blew two bottles at a person who poured a glass, and the face was neither red nor drunk, just like It's like drinking two glasses of water.

"Look, this is why Mr. Dazai values ​​me."

The person pouring a glass frowned, his pale face showed calmness and disapproval, "I think this method is too childish."

Then he took a sip of electric brandy and fell unconscious.

If you say this method is child's play, don't do it, and you are eager to try it while disgusting it. I am the unlucky one.

As a perennial drinking ghost, Shuten-douji doesn't count if he is not drunk, and he is not a cheater like me, but it is absolutely impossible to drink just one drink.

Senior Chaosheng said that Lord Ghost King drinks a lot, and he has never seen him get drunk.

"Yayoi, don't you believe me?"

I nodded: "I am the one who is not drunk."

"Don't talk big, Yayoi."

Zhao Sheng, who was brewing the wine that will be opened next year, showed a kind smile that belonged to an elder, "I have seen so many monsters who can drink, and none of them can drink more than Lord Ghost King."

"Because I just came to Dajiangshan."

I squatted next to Chaosheng and wrote down the precautions for wine making with a pen.The brewing materials of demon wine and the wine drunk by humans are different. Monsters can drink it, but humans cannot.

I stopped writing and looked at Chaosheng with burning eyes: "Is light wine okay?"

"Ugh?"

"The king of ghosts in Dajiangshan will drink up all the wine, right?"

If he is interested in light wine, I can go to the entrance of the underworld for him, and take the risk of being hunted down by the goddess of the underworld, Izanami, to get light wine for him.

"Light wine, can you fetch light wine?"

"As long as he can see me, I can get him light wine."

Meet me once, and then talk about going to my shrine town while drinking light wine.It doesn't matter if you can't agree, I heard Chaosheng say that Dajiangshan will have a banquet in a few days, and there should be a better chance of getting him drunk to discuss the labor contract.

Light wine may be considered a relatively rare kind of bar.

Wine, which can be called the source of life, is too cheap if it is everywhere.

Chao Sheng squinted his eyes when I said it, and then said "I understand": "If there is light wine, Lord Ghost King will meet you."

For Mikake's sake, I had a formal meeting with Shuten-douji.At that time, the scene was very serious. It seemed that there were only two monsters, but what we couldn’t see——

There are a bunch of little monsters hiding in the grass, wearing green protective colors, thinking that both the ghost king and I are blind.

I don't know how many people are behind a big rock, but there are six heads growing out of the big rock, and each head has a pair of curious eyes, which contain gossip and excitement, making their eyes sparkle.

It was Ibaraki Doji who wanted to rush out and beat me to death, but Hoshikuma Doji was there to pull me, so I was not thrown into the ground by the ghost of Rashomon now.

In short, the scene was extremely serious.

The ghost king and I who thought it was just a simple meeting were a little unexpected.The first few minutes are completely wasted.

Until I took out the wine and a draft labor contract.

Ibaraki Doji: "I can't take it anymore, that woman even wrote the marriage letter!"

Hoshikuma-douji couldn't stop Ibaraki-douji anymore, he and the ghost king watched Ibaraki-douji rush out and raised his ghost hand, then their eyes shifted and they couldn't bear to look any more.

They are very right.

The object of my natural and man-made disaster buff in Oe Mountain was Ibaraki for the first time. Oe Mountain lost an Ibaraki Doji and added my sister Ibaraki.

Ibarakiko, who turned into a stunning beauty on the spot, seemed to have a very powerful blow, but because she was caught off guard by her female body, she raised her petite hand and hit me.And me, I held her hand and pulled her entire small and exquisite body into my arms.

Well, this may be Ibarakiko's unique experience. She was so angry that her monster power was disordered, and she stayed in Dajiangshan for several days with her female body.

And her best friend Shuten Doji laughed several times without any conscience.

"Hahaha, Ibaraki Doji, you have today too!"

It's not surprising that Shuten-douji, who has been dated by Ibaraki-douji for many years, would have this reaction.Because I indirectly made Ibaraki-douji's demonic power disorder, I couldn't freely transform back into the original monster. Shuten-douji was familiar with me, and his favorability with me was up.

I changed from "that book man" to "an interesting book man". In order to keep clean for a long time, Shuten-douji also asked me the trick of how to make Ibaraki-douji become Ibaraki-douji. He hopes to become Ibaraki-douji in battle This matter can dampen Ibaraki Doji's enthusiasm for a fight with him.

"It's interesting how you did it."

I kept an embarrassed yet polite smile, and said it was a coincidence, just like Hoshikuma Boy's persuasion always makes the two people who were quarreling always fight.

There is no reason.

Reasonable with the buff of the god of misfortune, let's talk about signing the contract.

Ibaraki-douji has repeatedly defeated me.

We never really fought once, and Ibaraki Doji always had accidents on the way.He has become Ibarakiko, and was interrupted countless times by sudden accidents halfway, and he is still trying to compete with me.

I don't think I can abduct the King of Ghosts, maybe I can abduct Ibaraki Doji back.Really, his persistent spirit can annoy the King of Ghosts, who is his best friend, to death.

——Until he punched down, the mountains and rivers were shaken.

Ibaraki Doji was calmer than ever in this turmoil: "Did I bring down my best friend's great rivers and mountains?"

I knew the truth but chose to follow his words: "The whole country almost collapsed."

Ibaraki-douji, who likes to challenge the strong, has never talked about the duel since then in Dajiangshan. He is so calm that he is not like the Ibaraki-douji who asks the king of ghosts for a fight every day.

Shuten-douji was very pleased by the calm Ibaraki-douji, and added another wave of favor to me.

I am already a guest of Dajiangshan, not a scholar who stops by by chance.That is, there are confusing rumors among the little monsters in Dajiangshan:

"The Love Triangle of Dajiangshan"

To expand it: the bookman who likes the ghost king is liked by the ghost king's best friend, and the best friend started to act one step earlier than the ghost king, so will the bookman stick to his heart or choose his best friend?

Me who is only going to sign a labor contract: Huh? ? ?

The ghost king himself who just became friends with me and can have a drink together: "Why didn't I know you liked me?"

Only Ibaraki Doji said "solved the case": "Sure enough, this woman is uneasy and kind to your best friend, best friend, don't be fooled by her!"

I solemnly invited Xingxiong Boy, who squinted his eyes, to persuade him to fight, and in Xingxiong Boy's "Listen to us", I made a bold move.

While brushing Ibaraki Doji with pen and ink, he said sorry expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, I don't know why, but I unconsciously wanted to beat someone in 'Listen to us'!"

"Despicable and shameless!"

"Listen to us!"

I was beaten by Ibaraki Doji into a Japanese ball, a round ball, when he went out holding the ball, the cute appearance of the ball tried to squeeze out a bit of murderous aura, and then he was "oh~" by the little monsters

"Master Ibaraki has so many routines."

"Knowing that girls like cute things", I used cute dumplings to occupy its arms, and let the dumplings show a murderous look to prevent us from approaching. "

"I didn't expect Master Ibaraki to be so scheming in chasing girls!"

"I beat Lord Ibaraki to win this round!"

……

On the night after Ibaraki Doji transformed from Izuku, he threw all the monsters who said these words out with a black face, until the monsters apologized humbly, saying that they would never dare again.

"Shut up, what does that ball look like?"

"Draw it!"

Pooh.

While drawing pictures, the little monsters crazily complained about Ibaraki Doji's inhuman behavior.

I thought Lord Ibaraki was an idiot, but I didn't expect that the thick-browed and big-eyed one would be so good at tricks.

Pooh.

I lost money with Lord Ghost King's full position!

What, you said he was talking about suppressing Lord Ibaraki, why did he still suppress Lord Ghost King? Didn't you hear Miss Shuweng say that there is a wave of poisoned milk, and the house is close to the sea?

Now that there is no house near the sea, he can only jump into the sea by himself.

Chaosheng brought me a tank full of wine, and he didn't change his expression under my suspicious gaze: "Here is it for you, Lord Ghost King's favorite wine."

When he saw the ball of pomegranate ball in my hand, his expression didn't change. He twitched his eyebrows: "It's best not to touch anything with hair before drinking."

So I put the ball on the table, and I happily picked up a tank of wine to chat with the ghost king to get closer.

Zhaosheng is a good senior.

It's just that a tank of wine is not enough for the two of us to drink.

When Ibaraki-douji called "Best friend" and pushed open the door, there was no wine in the wine tank. After drinking almost half of the tank, we all stared at Ibaraki-douji who yelled, "Do you want to drink?"

A tank of wine is really not enough for three people to drink.

Afterwards the three of us simply drank up the wine.

When Xingxiong Boy came, the three of us stared at him in unison. Before he finished "we", the three of us said in unison: "Do you want to drink?"

After the three boys drank all the wine, I took out the wine that I purified with experimental equipment.

When Ibaraki-douji finally fell to the ground in a daze and drunk, he saw me take out a stack of labor contracts with malicious intentions.

Ibaraki Doji: "...you really..."

Call ~

The three boys were all drunk by me, and I felt that the smile on my face was gradually wicked.

Hey hey hey.