i may be a bug

vacation day.

Seriously, can you stop looking at me so deadly?I'm really not going to run back to liver chart.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

Because I’m so pissed that all my friends’ first reaction when they see me is to frown and ask me “Did you sleep well?” What kind of experience is this?

Ah, experience?

The experience is the time when my album was finally completed after half a year of continuous explosion. When I invited my friends to vacation in batches on a whim, my friends would pull me in every time.

Forget it, during their vacation, I was pulled over to fill up the money, obviously rested well enough, I wanted to take out the brush to paint.As soon as I took out the writing brush, the friends who were eating, drinking, and enjoying the holiday fell silent for a moment. Someone would take the writing brush from my hand. When I looked up, I met the death stares of a group of people.

Even Dayue Wan, the young master of Haiguo, who was originally innocent, easy to deceive, and honest, would persuade me earnestly: "Don't be stupid, you have to eat, and you need to grow some flesh to be healthy."

I also said earnestly: "I'm full of sleep, not the liver, but relaxing."

Da Yuemaru said "Are you kidding me?" "Drawing pictures can be called relaxation? If you can call it relaxation, you still have trembling hands?"

"That was my liver time. But I'm not a liver now."

"You draw pictures in your liver. Haiming said it."

I tried to tell Young Master Haiguo that drawing pictures is the way of my liver and relaxation. Only drawing pictures for more than ten hours in a row is called liver. I draw pictures for 59 hours and [-] minutes to relax.

"What's the difference between the two?"

"The former will make my hands tremble if I paint for a long time, but the latter will always be as stable as Mount Tai."

"I do not believe."

Da Yuemaru told me clearly with his attitude that he was no longer the Da Yuemaru who I said could purify Mt. Suzuka and treated me as a brother. Now he became my mother and father together with Xiaowu Jun.

Every night before ten o'clock, I will stare at a pair of cyclops eyes that are yellow at night, and they will flash out when my room is brightly lit, from an unknown object with only two eyes in the dark to a complete Oyakumaru, the devil in my ears Whisper: "Hurry up and go to bed, it's 10:30!"

Dear Brother Dayuemaru, your time is at least half an hour faster than mine.

I pointed to my luminous watch, expressionless: "Do you want me to turn off the light and show you my luminous watch? I feel that the light is too bright now and it affects your eyesight."

Facts have proved that although Dayakemaru has evolved from my brother to my parent, and his young shoulders bear the heavy responsibility of making me go to bed early and wake up late (although I really don’t want to touch fish like this now), he is still at some point. My good friend and good brother are still that silly and sweet in essence.

What an innocent boy he was, he thought I turned off the lights just to sleep!

Hahaha! !

How is it possible, is my main purpose of turning off the lights is to sleep?No, in the name of letting him watch the luminous watch, I wrapped his whole monster in the quilt and beat him several times to make him unable to move under the quilt.

My naive brother, just stay in my room and stay there!Anyway, after the lights are turned off, my room becomes a restricted area for monsters, and no monsters will come close.

I giggled at Dayake Maru, he was restless in the bed, struggling to get out, while I crossed my legs, thinking about where to find an ally.

Last time, I ran to Yuzao's front tail, excused that it was too cold to sleep, and wrapped myself completely in the nine tails, and made a picture.Last time, I went to Kidomaru's side and said that I wanted to draw his heroic hunting posture. With his cooperation, I took two pictures.Last time last time, I found a picture of the strongest king Yamata no Orochi squatting at home, in his underworld.

The most outrageous time was that I turned myself into a catfish ball, hid in the territory of Dajiangshan for a week, and produced more than a dozen pictures.After being discovered by Onikiri, he sent me to the parent group while saying sorry.

"I'm really sorry, we didn't know that Yayoi would be like this... like this..." Onikiri, who couldn't say anything, finally apologized to Dogeza, and said to Xiaowu-kun and Abe Seimei, "I'm really sorry, this is our negligence!"

I left a relaxing little note before the ball, with an indefinite return date.They thought I ran out to play. After all, it is very common for bookmen to travel around the world.

Maybe they didn't expect that I would be so unlimited in order to draw a few pictures to relax. I didn't go on vacation, and I just went to play as a ball for drawing pictures.During the week as Ibaraki, I alternated with the real Ibaraki as Ibaraki's follower.

I think I'm very resourceful.

Who cares whether the cute creature with squinting eyes and a round bamboo holding a small bamboo is real or not.

However, Cheng also Ibaraki lost also Ibaraki.

This big monster immediately found out what was wrong with me, and immediately wanted to tell his best friend Shuten-douji about me.The moment he made a decision, I said sorry to him in my heart, and then poked him with the small bamboo of the ciqiu.

"Don't try to hide it from your best friend..."

The big monster fell to the ground stiffly.

I think Ibaraki's golden eyes are about to burst into flames.He has always been an upright monster, the type who is willing to gamble and admit defeat, as long as he is stronger than him, he will be very good.

As for me, I used such a despicable method to incapacitate him, but I haven't made him completely unconscious. No matter how you look at it, I have ulterior motives.

Of course, as vicious as I am, of course I will make his idea come true.

The chubby Izuku is suitable for showing cuteness, not for threatening others. I turned into a human form, pressed Ibaraki, and whispered a sinister threat in his ear: "Don't call me, if you dare to call me, tell Shuten..." I got stuck, Words are poor, after all, I don't know what can really make Ibaraki feel that drinking is miserable.But it doesn't matter, as long as I pour dirty water on his wise and powerful best friend, or his will is depressed, he should not dare to move.

"Tell Shuten Kidomaru that he is your son!"

One Ibaraki's eyes lost their brightness, one Ibaraki's life lost its ideal, and one Ibaraki fell into rage but was forced to remain silent.

Is this a moral failure or...?

Anyway, nothing happened.A person with ulterior motives like me hid in Dajiangshan as Izuku, and Ibaraki even aggrieved to cover for me.

"Why can you detect the difference between me and Ciqiu?"

Ibaraki was silent, he didn't want to tell me.

I smiled and said slowly, "Kidoumaru."

Ibaraki: "It feels different!"

In order to avoid this situation from happening again, I transformed myself into a ball with the same feel as the real ball. Assimilation is a good buff.

The mirage is on the right track, from the initial rush to the present orderly, the workload of the employees has decreased. Da Jiangshan already has a steady rest period.

It was also at this time that I learned that Ciqiu was the mascot of the entire Dajiangshan.

When the weather is right, Ci Qiu will stay beside Jiu Tun and be stroked casually. After Jiu Tun falls asleep with his pillow on the gourd, Ci Qiu must be resting on Jiu Tun's chest.

Dajiangshan Ghost King never dresses properly.

The time I squatted on Shuten's chest was the time when Ibaraki, my best friend, turned black.

The ghosts in Dajiangshan don't dress well.

The two who wear the most will occasionally open their chests, learning from their ghost kings.The ghost was fine, he had a bandage around his chest.Hoshiguma... Hoshiguma shows off his white legs every day.

I've been on the chest of the Oni King, I've squatted on Onikiri's shoulder, and I've been put in his big wine glass by Hoshiguma.The corners of Ibaraki's eyes twitched.

After being exposed by Onikiri, the night before I was sent back, I stared at Ibaraki and said in his fear, "I heard that your female body is beautiful?"

Jiu Tun choked after a long absence.

Afterwards, I was retaliated as a matter of course, and Xiao Wujun and Abe Qingming told me that I don't need a liver now, what I need is to take good care of my body, let my body rest and recover.

I obediently said yes yes yes I understand and I will, then I turned my head and bullied my good brother.

Now my good brother is still struggling, he wants to break free from the shackles of the quilt, and I am still thinking about going to the big guy's house today to continue hiding from the liver map.

I have been to all the familiar ones, like Yato Asahi Tomie Flower and Bird Roll, the beautiful boy in black is my first batch, and now the ones waiting in line are hard nuts to crack, and I will tell Xiaowu at any time The existence of Jun and Abe Seimei.

Dayakemaru had just wrestled a hand out of the quilt, and when he was hopelessly free, I squatted in front of him, and he was also frightened by a large black shadow in the darkness.

I held the hand he had freed, because he had long and sharp nails on his hand. I chose to hold his hand, rather than grabbing his hand from his jaws.

I asked him very sincerely: "Is there any vacant house in your Suzuka Mountain?"

Dayue Maru has the grievance he should have after being deceived by fancy style: "No!"

I see him now with genuine pity.

"That can't be helped, you just stay here and pretend to be me sleeping." I wrapped the loose quilt again, Dayake Maru: "..."

"It's wrong for you to do this, you should sleep well!"

"But I've been sleeping for 100 years, and I'm not sleepy at all. So what you said about sleeping well is trying to force others to do so."

"Sleep and good health."

"Are you raising pigs for twelve hours? This is a waste, a shameful waste!!"

"I don't care, you have to sleep when the time is up!"

"It's just before nine o'clock."

"It's already ten o'clock!"

Since my good brother's eyesight is getting worse and worse, out of concern for him, I held up my luminous watch when he couldn't move.

The numbers on the dial of the luminous watch are very large and bright in the dark, and the time of 52:[-] on it is very clear, which can save anyone with poor eyesight.

Except my brother.

Even when I almost hit his face with my watch, he was still stubborn and kept saying, "Your watch time is one hour behind, and the time I said is correct."

What he even learned "one of us was right one time and your sample size is too small to prove you're right. You can't prove you're right, so the counterargument shows that I'm right. "

I watched him calmly: "The sample size is too small?"

He wanted to nod, but I presciently pressed his ghost horn, and he could only say: "A luminous watch can't explain anything."

"That's good." I laughed, and took off my haori from me, Otakemaru opened his big eyes, watching me shake the haori to make a bunch of luminous watches.

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"You said my sample was too small, huh?"

"That I can't prove I'm right?"

"Good brother, let's watch the samples overnight today."

I laughed very standard.

Because there are too many luminous watches, the number of luminous lights has increased, and a place in our house is bright. Then I stuffed the luminous watches into the quilt, and the light is dim, just like after the lights are turned off.

Dayake Maru and I watched the luminous watch all night.