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I have liver all over my body!

——Tanikawa Kakutani

The power of the liver is infinite.

Since I made the best use of the monster resources around me, the speed of my liver map has increased. As long as I don't sleep, I can continue to liver.

There are many monsters who have been to many places. In order to experience more services, they use these as currency.Of course, the prices I give for these things are friendship prices, or exchange services that require a certain amount of money to enjoy.

At the beginning, I also wanted to circulate these terrain monsters as currency, but in order not to shake the balance of the currency system, I reluctantly turned this service into a VIP privilege.

After all, the scenery everyone has seen is different. Taking my subjective evaluation as the standard of value is obviously not convincing, and it is easy to persuade people to quit. So what should I do?

I must finish drawing the geographical atlas, and I must finish the topographic map they are talking about.I can't directly turn ghost stories into currency, so I will draw a VIP standard line, and then launch various packages according to the trend.

As long as you become a VIP in Mirage, the privilege will be open to you.One of the perks is rebates.As long as you write down a place you have been to every month and describe your state of mind at that time, you can get back 5%~20% of the total consumption in the previous month. The more detailed you write, the more substantial you can get a higher amount. rebate.

This is just one type of VIP privilege.

How to make people willingly become VIPs and hand over all the geographical atlases in their stomachs willingly, I can only think of one method.

Let them feel that becoming a VIP is blood earning, taking advantage of us, and plucking wool on our heads.When they experience all our services, they are trying to get rid of the wool.And we're the biggest fools out there who don't know what's wrong with the mess.

When there was no VIP service, our service was very expensive. After all, it takes a lot of effort to make a dream come true.Then, after a whole-land update, in order to give back to new and old customers, we spit blood and launched VIP service, and launched a brand new fantasy gameplay-the land of encountering magic.

Take advantage of the trend and also come up with a series of VIP packages.

In the beginning, there were only two or three of them here and there, and very few people bought them. Later, package services were launched one after another. VIPs can get discounts, up to [-]% off.And what's in a gift bag... Cough, anyway, it's the latest service that makes them covetous.

And the original price for the latest service is as expensive as ever.

You can earn back the money spent on becoming a VIP by buying a gift bag on the day.A math wizard did the math:

"The rebate is calculated based on the minimum rebate rate, 5%. The discount for gift packages is based on the general 5% discount, and the VIP enjoys a 30% discount in specific service areas. With all these added up, 20+55+[-]=[-]. Let's take a look at the mall. There are seven sets of packages in the mall , [-]% off each, and then there is a new service that comes out every half a month, friends, do the math, isn’t this just for free, even the owner of Mirage is paying back. Doesn’t he have money for his demon power? Someone please Don’t you want money? We earn it with blood, my friends!”

There are also people who eat melons passing by - "Being a VIP is saving money for myself. Since I became a VIP, I can buy two copies for the same money!"

……

Yes, that math ghost is me, and the melon eaters passing by are also me. Half of the VIPs in a VIP forum are my aliases. But each VIP number has a bunch of fans, and they are very popular on the mirage forum.

Now those numbers that I raised are given to many friends because I want to squeeze out more time.Leading to a tentacle monster situation for all staff.

Asahi no longer had time to go to the shit-shoveling officer during the day, and Fu Jiang had no time to confuse others. The beautiful boy in black was fogging up all day long.Yetou was always running around, but at this time he was already in a daze.

"What was I going to do?"

"Go and send a letter to the believers."

"Oh, where did the letter come from?"

"You have it."

"Okay... what was I going to do just now?"

I held his face in my hands and looked at him with loving eyes, "It's okay, you'll know when you go." I conveniently pasted a bunch of refreshing buffs on him to prevent forgetfulness.

With the help of my buff mass production machine, none of our members suffered from amnesia due to overuse of the brain, and none of our members suffered from hair loss.

They bring love and dreams to players who love our mirage, and I protect them from losing their love and dreams.

Under the workload of Mirage, Huang stood in front of the screen with an expressionless face, and his bony hands crackled on the keyboard as if they would catch fire.

The forum account I gave him is impartial, and each has its own characteristics. Among them are the taciturn ones who hit the nail on the head, the gossip No. 1 who talks about tuberculosis, and the Copti who talks a lot about popular science.

When three people appeared under one post at the same time, it was when this envoy had his worst temper.

The biggest trouble for a person who has multiple forum accounts is the possibility of confusion. If one is wrong, all the accounts in his hand will be used up.

But this problem is also easy to solve.

Once the buff is on, everything will be fine.

Of course, the mirage can be done on this scale, and I have too many monsters and people to thank.

Every player is a treasure of Mirage.

We would like to express our sincere thanks to them.

Our attitude towards players is already like this, and I am definitely grateful for our employees.After all, everyone here is actually considered my father by age.

You will definitely say that I have no morals, and I definitely dare not call them dad in front of them.Nonsense, of course I dare not, how could I think my skull was opened by a whale bone?

I'm just a young scholar over 100 years old, and I don't want to die suddenly under the gaze of the boss.

Apart from their previously mentioned business.In fact, we are all social animals in Mirage.Let me choose a few representatives.

First, Yato.

With its cheap initial summoning fee, Ye Fighting God is favored by everyone who knows him, and has grabbed a large customer base from the very beginning.What really makes his believers inseparable from him is that he is the only link god between the mirage and the human world, and the shrine dedicated to him is the mirage fixed connector he left in the human world.

All link requests are conveyed to the gods through the power of five yuan coins, and human beings will be accepted only after he handles the gate of the mirage.

Mirage is not doing black-hearted business.

Not for humans.

As long as you pay a certain amount of extraneous possessions, you can get rid of the pain for a short time, gain the courage to live again or wake up peacefully the next day.

It's a good deal.

People can't control where their inner fear will take them in their dreams, but the nightmare-eating tapir butterfly spirit witch and gu master can.

When Yato faced the thoughts of believers pouring into his shrine like a storm for the first time, he smiled a lot, but after seeing clearly what the thoughts of his believers expressed, his smile gradually became stiff and disappeared.

But Night Fighter's strong adaptability allowed him to adapt to these documents within a few days. Even if he was too busy, that was what the believers expected of Night Fighter!

I applaud his idea: "You're in a good state of mind."

Then there are the bird and flower rolls.

The job of Huaniaojuan is to control the picture scroll of the mirage to accurately fall into the hands of every monster who purchases entry qualifications.This job is aimed at a large audience, with a wide scope, and it takes a lot of effort. It also works long hours, and it is late at night when I have a little leisure time.

Because this job is too important, she has an assistant, Tamamo-mae's Huaniao Jugua.

shortage.

This big guy, I want to say something.

He looks cold, but he is actually a gentle and warm-hearted god.Whether it's the hand speed of one or three on the forum, or his mirage attainment, it has helped Mirage a lot, allowing Mirage to maintain stability under the condition of rapid expansion.

He is one of the main forces in the expansion of the mirage space.

The other main players are Shuten-douji, Tamamo-mae and Kidomaru.

These three monsters are also important representatives.

Really, without them, Mirage would not have developed so well.

When the number of missions increased rapidly, Shuten Doji silently summoned all the staff of Dajiangshan, and was responsible for the business including security and luggage storage. Hoshikuma Doji also occasionally got involved in persuading fights.

Yuzaoqian has Gutai and Xuetong under his command. He himself controls the Mirage transportation tool, so the transportation routes are all under his nose, and the traffic safety is effectively guaranteed.

He also has makeup experience, and trained a group of little monsters to provide beauty makeup services for female players.

Kidomaru is very interested in acting, so he also won the summer festival project of Mirage.As for the connection between the two, he tilted his head, "Oh, one of them looks at me, and the other I look at others. Doesn't mother understand?"

Ok, I see, thanks.

The most representative one should be Seimei Abe.

This great onmyoji sighed when he saw me now: "Can't you let me take a break?"

Last time I asked him to summon Haiguo. With the capital to catch seafood in the sea, I also had a large number of new manpower, which relieved the pressure of our heavy workload.

True. HR.

One person can stir up the backbone of the entire mirage, so that we can't do new activities because we don't have new people.

"Is it simply a gift of thanks?"

"Yes. Stay here with you by the way."

"Because I'm quiet here?"

"Yes."

"Then let's go to the study."

In Abe Seimei's study, my efficiency will be higher, because when a group of people are working, it is only natural to fish here.

"You haven't slept for a few days?"

"The Yamata no Orochi set me up with unclean power."

"Then, you haven't slept for a few days?"

I thought for a while: "I don't know, there are too many things recently."

"Go to sleep after drawing this picture."

"Ok."

Then it will always be, I was knocked out by the expressionless Xiao Wujun, thrown into the underworld where he squatted in his house by Yamata no Orochi, and then slept for two days.

I:? ? ?

I haven't finished painting yet?

Abe Seimei, you were not like this before, you didn't go with them before!