i may be a bug

You ask me what is my obsession with luminous watches?Why do I have so many luminous watches?

Because their battle damage rate is too high.

——Tanikawa Kakutani

After watching the luminous watches with Dayake Maru all night, several luminous watches went on strike on the spot.

This is only part of the loss.

The other part is, because it is too late for me to go to bed, so every friend who sees my watch will put it away, and then put me to sleep at night with a smile.

I lose a watch every day when I wake up.

This is commonplace.I even know that the friend who puts away my watch will show up at night and call me to bed when I'm drawing and don't know what time it is.

Because of Dayake Maru's big failure, the people who put me to sleep are now divided into two groups. One group is the person who took my watch and tried to trick my sense of time to make me feel that it was late and should go to bed.

Dayue Maru formed a group alone.

Tamazamae took my watch the most.Every day when I open the door and see a nine-tailed fox soaked in the night outside, I will sigh.

"Why, the little girl doesn't welcome me?"

"No. Yuzao, may I ask how much of my watch you have?"

"This is a secret."

Every friend has a unique way of getting me to sleep, and Tamamomae is a very indescribable category.He sacrificed himself and exposed his painting skills.

He has always been a big boss who doesn't admit that his painting skills are not good, but in order to let me sleep, he no longer has the attitude of a big boss.He took off his mask and tried to seduce me with sex, convincing my brain to believe it was past ten o'clock.

But my brain is much more awake than my body.

"Is it ten o'clock? Oh, don't sleep."

My brain tells me that it's only 08:30 and he's lying to me about ten o'clock.Even if Tamazamae in front of me has Yan who is very appetizing to me, he can't deceive my brain with a strong sense of time.

So this trick won't work.

Yuzao has found another way.

When I was painting, he would hold my pen-holding hand at the beginning, and use my pen to draw his masterpiece on the drawing paper.

I finally know Tamamo-mae's soul painting skills.

When Jiu Tun saw the painted abs on Jiu Tungua's body and was out of breath laughing, I should have known.Tamamo-mae is a soul painter.

The fox wrapped me around with his nine big fluffy tails, making my whole body wrapped up by his tails.He held my hand and smiled:

"If you don't sleep anymore, the little girl's drawing paper will be gone."

I frowned: "Give me the pen on my desk."

"No, little girl."

The lines drawn by Tamamomae are abstract, and people can only squeeze out a sentence of "so cute" when they look at it.There are many reasons why I don't want to sleep. For example, after watching the luminous watch with Dayakemaru all night, I forced Dayuemaru to fall asleep.

The reason why I didn't sleep all night after he woke up was very simple: "I don't sleep well, seeing you sleep so soundly, I didn't sleep."

Dayake Maru: "..."

As long as I don't want to sleep, I always have many reasons.

Yuzao thought that I would feel sorry for my drawing paper, and would be driven to sleep obediently by this kind of distress.I used my actual actions to tell him that it doesn't exist.I have a lot of bad drawings, and there are even a lot of pictures that can't be saved. People like him are so easy to save.

And does he think it's enough to restrict my actions?

Hehe, naive.

As naive as a brother!

I simply leaned into his arms, found a comfortable position, and relaxed my stiff back.After all, I have his tail behind me, which is a perfect reclining chair.

I think the trick that Asao used when he walked away from his big family with me is worth learning.Works really well in cub form.

I changed from a girl form to a child form, and I was submerged in his nine tails. I started to cry when I hugged one of his tails.

The child's hand couldn't hold the paintbrush, it fell to the ground with a clatter, leaving a long trace on the drawing paper.I cried for a while, and looked at him with teary eyes, crying until I hiccupped a little, crying until I could only see blurred gold in his eyes, crying until he reluctantly pulled his tail from me. Hands away, crying until he reached out and picked me up.

"Little girl, it's a foul."

"The foul...it's obviously you."

"Okay, okay, I made a foul."

I didn't have his tail to pinch, so I pinched his clothes, relying on my small stature now, relying on my lack of skin and face, and teary eyes: "I want to sleep late."

"no……"

As soon as he said the syllable of "no", my tears fell instantly, and I said, "I want to sleep late."

"Okay, okay. Don't cry, little girl."

I pushed forward: "I want to draw you."

Facts have proved that there is no way for Yuzao to take a child, let alone a crying child.He took my watch to tell the time, but he couldn't let me go to bed early. Instead, he became a tool man, and made my geographical atlas open the column of Tamazamo.

When I'm shameless, I can do anything.

Like Huang, I can hug his long legs without making a sound, and then stay still.

Huang: "...get up."

"No, I'll come with you and you'll definitely stuff me under the quilt."

"I can still stuff you if you don't get up."

"Then you stuff it."

After such a simple entanglement, I can basically drag it past ten o'clock.After ten o'clock, he pressed me into the quilt with a dark face.

"Are you really not afraid of being beaten to death?"

When Yato and Asao were eating sunflower seeds with me, Asao asked me.

"Looking at how alive and kicking she is now, she definitely won't."

It doesn't matter whether you are killed or not, anyway, as long as I don't sleep for twelve hours, it will be fine.What kind of life did I live? It was a day when I woke up in the morning and was pressed by the second call of Da Yuewan to prevent me from getting up.It was the day when I was reminded by a group of bigwigs that I should go to bed at eight o'clock.

Cough twice, and you will get a concerned look and greeting from a friend: "If you go to bed early, your resistance will improve."

After yawning, an acquaintance will appear with a sad face, hating iron for nothing: "Why don't you go to bed early if you are sleepy?"

The appetite decreased, "I didn't go to bed early."

The appetite has increased, "The energy in the body is not enough, it would be better to have a rest earlier."

For a nap, I can get a lap pillow x1 wherever I am, plus, "Did you go to bed too late last night?"

Even when I was in a daze, after the daze was over, I would look at the previous one with a loving look of blame: "Why didn't you go to bed early last night?"

I suspect that my friends will shake me up when I go to bed too early and say, "It's eight o'clock, you should go to bed."

Dayake Maru objected to my statement: "Do you think we are fools?"

I once told every friend earnestly that I had enough time to rest. Going to bed at [-] o'clock is not a person's business. I can't fall asleep when I wake up in the morning.

But as should be apparent from the last chapter, this doesn't work at all.

If it was useful, I wouldn't abandon my integrity every night, and open my eyes every morning to think about the ephemeral monster.

I think these big guys may have eccentricities.

Think about it, I go to bed late and get up early, and I am full of energy, but each of them thinks that my work and rest time is irregular and I don't have enough sleep time, and I need to sleep twelve hours a day.

Once again, I was stuck in the confusion of whether I used the wrong buff.

My question needs to be answered by others. For this reason, I asked Onikiri, who is strict with himself in Dajiangshan: "Did I do something wrong?"

"Yayoi did nothing wrong."

Onikiri gave a straightforward answer.

Very good, I will carefully count the buffs on my body today.So of course, in order to count the layers of buffs on my body, I lay under the blanket and opened my eyes until dawn.

Abe Seimei who found out that I didn't sleep all night: "..."

He had a headache: "Mr. Xiaowu, what can you do?"

"I let her sleep for 100 years."

Abe Seimei: "..."

Don't expect me to have any touching brother-sister relationship with Xiao Wujun. I am the devil king of the world who is not afraid of anything but his displeasure.

That's not me and Mr. Xiaowu.

That is the creative hypocrisy and literary processing in Xiaowujun's book.

Xiao Wujun, who can keep up with the trend and create his own personality in his autobiography, is a ruthless person. Specifically, when he needs to play the role of a father-daughter relationship, he turns on my bedside lamp, holds his small notebook, and uses a tablet read his bedtime fairy tales in the same tone.

I can still remember that he read the book, or wrote it himself.

Now, history is repeating itself.

In order to show that our brother-sister relationship is not too plastic, he appeared in front of me at [-]:[-] pm with a small black leather book and started his performance.

He read: "This story is adapted from a true story."

The only thing that was normal was that he wasn't talking about sex anymore, he was telling a long story about the girl in the box.The stories may not have been written by him.

He is just a reading machine with no emotions.

The content of the story he read was that the girl in the box likes to collect many things. One day, she collected a person and made that person into amber, making him stay in a certain moment forever.She thought this man who stayed in time was beautiful and decided to make more collections like this.

She has spent many years collecting such collections, and there are many people who have become her collections.When the girl in the box is bored, she will take out these amber collections to admire and comment on them.

Keep the good ones, throw away the almost ones.

Until one day, the girl in the box saw a person who could still wink at her in the amber.You ask and then, Xiao Wujun said plainly:

"The person who blinked was covered with a pile of turpentine again."

So don't expect Xiaowujun to be as bloody as a reading machine with no emotions, but you can look forward to the scene where Xiaowujun changes careers and tells cold jokes.

Really, I think his bad jokes are sure to be memorable.